World's Most Aggressive and HUGE Spider ATTACKS!.wmv

[Turbo05Dodge]

you're playing with a spider that has deadliest venom of any spider that they know of on earth....its venom can actually lead hour to day long erections that can lead to impotence and death. lol....

[blackpeter70]

I'd just like to say tarantulaguy1976 is a total fascist. We had a differing opinion of spiders. While I have an enormous fascination with them, I DO NOT share his love of them. So, he blocked my posts from his channel. I explained in the post that was blocked why I'm an arachnophobe, and offered a genuine apology.Censorship in action. mate.

Geoff McCabe, I thought your video was great, and apologise for having to use your vid to the message across to him.Calling him a fascist seems too much.

[rbm980]

one mean mother fucker

[MinisterKGB]

"COME AT ME BRO!!!"

[fuduzan5562]

That's pretty far from being "the world's most huge spider"

You may well be the world's biggest moron.

[mwoodring55]

He bout gave you a massive hard on bro..

[44cansosteel]

classic spider posture front legs up ready to bite

[pizzaboi121]

I usually dont have a problem with spiders...unless they're in my house, in that case KILL THE MOTHER F*CKER

[downers4life]

"WHAT CUNT WHAT CUNT YOU WANNA GET YOCKED CUNT 6163"

[Bashaza]

Come at me BRO!

[FightAgainstGrenades]

Brazilian wandering spider from the Phoneutria genus, the most aggressive and venomous spider in the world

[vmatt123]

@FightAgainstGrenades and he doesn't seem to realize that........

[thegirlinaw26]

damm nature's scary!!!!!!!!!!!

[GameDependable]

me gusta!

[LuvMyBirdies]

@Vickramjason That's just ridiculous. Spiders don't crawl up people's noses and go into their brain. The reason you're so scared of spiders is because you believe these completely idiotic and untrue stories about them. You should educate yourself on some TRUE facts about spiders..they are actually pretty fascinating!

[Veggis76]

hmm it looks like the wandering spider. be carefull with thoos they are the most venomus spider in the world.. second is the tree dwelling funnel web .

[MrWolframagnum]

is that brazillian wandering spider

[brown55061]

That was like a bruce lee pose. He warned you!

I didn't think it was very big until I saw it get on the sandal. Big mother!

[808penguin808]

Did anyone see the other bug running for it's life

[marissajrod]

Wow. Where did this happen. I'm never visiting.

[RatchetScientist]

My name is Jeffy and I like to eat apples!

[leounicorn]

you could see its fucking fangs!!

[alphaxomega113]

hell to the no! If that thing was in my house I'd kill it!

[Lavos2007]

@alphaxomega113 id hope so, cus if it bit you, youd be in for at most 1-1.5 hours of intense erection from the venom before it kills you, thats the worlds most lethally venomous spider right there

[boostbeat]

Jeffrryyy ... kkkkkkkk

[zambimaru]

I love how they look like they're sitting down when they're in defensive mode.

[xKris7x]

Jeffrey...Reminds me of GTA SA xD

[DrBananaKing7000]

0:19 "it's amazing. he's really attacking it." Uh, no shit dude. You're poking it with a sandal.

[IWplaya23]

I like the random ant wondering by in the background towards the end

[unicorntjj]

and everybody where konfu fighting xD

[moecullen100]

I use to like spiders then I took an arrow to the knee

[natorpen]

hahahahha that dude is name after the giraffe at the toysrus

[ricardo535100]

That's CRAZY!!!!!

[TheRIZZLER89]

when the wandering spider bites you it increases your blood flow for 4-12 hours then you die.

[alphaxomega113]

@TheRIZZLER89 if you live that long... 

[topperheartramada]

Tell Consuela to spray it with Lemon Pledge.

[1492tomato]

"Attacked my shoe repeatedly..." Well, what was it supposed to do with this huge monstrosity poking it in the face? This wasn't attack, it was defense. BTW, did you know what this was before provoking it? If you did, you're a card-carrying fool

[alectomonyo]

0:27 Me Gusta!

[Hammerhead730]

Sheesh, and that was a Brazilian Wandering Spider, if it was any other spider species I MAY have had the courage to agitate it like that......but not that species.

[Vickramjason]

whenever there is a spider or any other insect...

i say it's me or him...!!

one of us has to die...and certainly that ain't me...!!

i have no option just to kill him so that me and my family can sleep in peace..

coz i heard one of my cousin whom i never met or seen a pic died as a small spider crawled into her brain through the nose at the age of 3...

She remained like a vegetable for a few months and passed away...!

[Farmer2492]

get the insect spray out and spray it

[OlderG0ds]

I don' t think you know what aggressive means, you shoved a shoe in its face...

[Reflexxxtra]

How did I get here? I was watching COD videos...

[gummel82]

Phoneutria (greek for "Murderess"..or Brazilian wandering spider... If you survive it..it's venom will give you a painful erection.. there are some cases where the penis had to be amputated.

[rcbmxer22]

you're wearing a flip flop to do this?? GOOD GOD.

[kingdom317961]

Girl in the backroud is funny

[carnivalwrestler]

There was nothing aggressive about this spider. It didn't attack anything, it just defended itself. There's a huge difference between aggression and defense.

[Veggis76]

@carnivalwrestler well there is a difference Yes. but you must not forget that the wandering spider .(in this video) are more agressive then the funnel web. one moment around the spider area will trigger an agressiv / defensiv stand. but in this case it was provoked.

[deathanter]

tell your wife to stfu or gtfo

[alexalex5x]

the spider is all like ''bro dont push me bro im serious dude i aint kid...bro stop...damn bro sto....i warned you mothafucka''

[JERKMONKEYYEH]

lol...he actually bit and injected the flip flop with his venom....i bet you the flip flop was dissolved the next day 

[al3699]

spider- ''it's MY flip-flop now!''

[904MALCOM]

@al3699 LOL!!!!!

[84Tyr]

I bet that if you touch with your finger you will boost your viewers ;)

[Triforce9426]

hemad

[ckboise1]

idiot that is a brazilian wandering spider and you could of been in real danger there freakin idiot .....

[beloit22]

I would have laughed my-ass-off if it would have launched itself onto his face!!

[LawsonMovies]

oh thank god i thought that was a dog's nose sniffing at it i was afraid it was gonna get bitten then i saw it was the guys hand holding a remote and i was fine

[KiNgHeAdShOt1]

why so serious bro ?

[SheCloudsChases]

GOD DAMMIT STEP ON IT ALREADY!!!

[TheNormalkid12]

@SheCloudsChases um thats a very bad idea lol

[pyrokiss1223]

"come at me bro!"

[SirTrollard]

"He's just afraid of me" I don't think so, bro. He thinks the same about you.

[tjmc69]

Looks like a banana spider

[cuntbaggins]

i would send me boot crushin down on that thing faster than you can say "arachnophobia"

[BarbwireChains]

It killed your shoe!

[SimCityLord]

very interesting life choice........

[onodrim20001]

spider: "haha fucking shoe i finally got you!"

[sh4p3shifter]

karate spider!

[Lautsch94]

omg thats so wow wtf uagh i hate spiders

[LatinMouse]

Kill that mother fucker!

[RainyDayGirlx]

That's a Brazilian wandering spider. Their bites can kill an adult human within 2 hours. I wouldn't get her angry. People over here in the UK have found baby ones on their bananas. Even if you get bitten by a baby you have to go to A&E. An adult's has enough venom in it to kill 225 mice.  I really don't like hurting spiders but sometimes you have no other option because they are so deadly.

[metalm0therfucker]

you were wearing thongs when you were pissing it of what the fuck..

[WeepingGuitar99]

That bug in the backround is all like, "so long fuckers. haha"

[wickedroy]

if it had bitten you whould have had an hardon for days and then probely become impotent

[legostarwarsgod565]

hey I use wmv sometimes

[AnduinX]

Kill it with fire! These kinds of spiders are not to be spared...

[STONEMAKERCANADA]

hi

[weirdguy75]

Brazillian wandering siders are killers.

[DallasNeedsADentist]

I would scream so loud I'd bust everyone's eardrums if I ever saw that monster in my house!!

[fast80z28]

3 hours later they buried this guy..., this is why I dont eat bananas...

[jimmybigcockyou]

I would catch it on fire 

[NickLarsen20]

haha, the bug in the background at 52sec like, fuuuck this shit, shits gettin crazy, im oout haha..

[toxicRainb0ws]

@NickLarsen20 lol

[magnuseggers]

No, the Sydney funnel web spider is far more dangerous! Their fangs are like 1.5 cm long and they can bite through a toe nail, need I say more?? They eat brazil spiders for breakkie!! :)

[boooyaax]

@magnuseggers No they are not. The Brazilian Wandering Spider is by far the most dangerous and aggressive. It does not matter what the length of their fangs are but how poisonous their venom is. These spiders venom is SO dangerous that even the anti venom does not always work.

If you're going to try and look like a smartass on youtube at least get your facts right before making a fool of yourself.

[tiberiusholtholt43]

@magnuseggers You are wrong, the brazilian wandering spider is the worlds most dangerous spider. The Sidney Funnel web comes second. Fact.

[Lavos2007]

@tiberiusholtholt43 indeed he is wrong

[Veggis76]

@tiberiusholtholt43 You are right and Wrong. the tree dwelling funnel web is more vennomus than the sydney funnel web.

[tiberiusholtholt43]

@Veggis76 you are spot on, i always forget about the tree dwelling funnel web.

[hartley81848184]

@magnuseggers

The Brazillian Wandering Spider is the Funnel Web Spider on steroids. And it's venom is scientifically measurable as the most potent arachnid venom in the world.

[sternyxstark]

The spider thinks this: YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME

[GovnaaCuomo]

Dude that's a fucking brown recluse. That's the only spider i know that strikes like that

[tiberiusholtholt43]

@GovnaaCuomo it's a brazilian wanderign spider.

[hartley81848184]

@GovnaaCuomo

Try again, Mr. Spider Expert. Hey! I have an idea! I must be a genius! I'll search "Brown recluse" and see if I can find a video of one to compare the two! WOW! What a great idea, don't you think, Einstein???

[tiberiusholtholt43]

@hartley81848184 Your wrong.

[hartley81848184]

@tiberiusholtholt43

Wrong about what? I mean, it IS NOT a brown recluse, correct?

[tiberiusholtholt43]

@hartley81848184 Sorry dude i got a bit confused :o)

[4everrusher]

this spider was on a 1000 ways 2 die

[LoupGarou55]

I rooting for the spider.

[falariem]

Three hours on your shoe? You don't say!

You are frickin' lucky it didn't bypass the shoe and go straight for your arm. They are very aggressive, and very VERY deadly.

[heyjeySigma]

spider's like: COME AT ME BRO!!

[SAMnonymous]

apparently that spider's venom can cause painful boners

[jacobyne]

LOL @ 0:51.Casual ant, just passin' behind da danger!

[53fineequine]

Did you see those FANGS???! Are you nuts??? Me thinks your cheese has slid off of you cracker, Dude!

[truthIsStranger]

0:50

Ant: getting the fuck out of here

[TheLoserSakaCanucks]

@truthIsStranger ant : Thank god for the distraction........... RUN!!!!!!!!

[truthIsStranger]

I would run blocks from this motherfucker

[Roadiepat]

The Brazilian wandering spiders appeared in Guinness World Records 2010 as the world's most venomous spider. Its venom contains a potent neurotoxin, known as PhTx3, which acts as a broad-spectrum calcium channel blocker that inhibits glutamate release, calcium uptake and also glutamate uptake in neural synapses. At deadly concentrations, this neurotoxin causes loss of muscle control and breathing problems, resulting in paralysis and eventual asphyxiation.

[TheAngieMarie6x]

That faggitron is like 'my shoe now bitch'.

[blackbolt75]

That kind of spider is no joke, it can kill you.

[Nefelisdiardi]

This is really not funny because this is a real Phoneutria, and not a "him" but an adult female. They are among the most dangerous spiders in the world, one of just a tiny handful (along with e.g. Latrodectus, Loxosceles and Sicarius) that can be truly dangerous. But Phoneutria are much more mobile than the other really toxic spiders, and if one gets in your house chances are you'll see another soon. Be very careful and check clothing, towels, shoes etc. DO NOT get bitten by one of these!

[MaxZWorld]

@Nefelisdiardi Thats really only for people living in brazil and central America. These are VERY rare in North america

[hartley81848184]

@Nefelisdiardi

Well, overall, I'd say they are the MOST dangerous spider in the world. Their venom is much, much more potent than that of a black widow - and produced in greater quantities. Plus they are very aggressive. Like a Funnel Web.

[chartrule]

@Nefelisdiardi We have to do the same thing here down by the water - Dock Spiders - they can get larger than a coffee cup saucer

[jammin18stacy]

@Nefelisdiardi yaaa n they couls screw up any1ns sex life forever too

[hannahblinkz101]

@Nefelisdiardi

actually that is a Brazilian wondering spider and it has enough venom to kill a human or paralyze them and by the way your right....it is a female

[hannahblinkz101]

@Nefelisdiardi

actually it a brazillian wondering spider  or

its a australlian whistling spider

(cant you hear it hissing?!)

[Nefelisdiardi]

@hannahblinkz101

Actually? A wandering spider is a colloquial term for Phoneutria you dummy. The whistling spider is an Australian mygalomorph which looks nothing like this. Stridulation is not exactly unusual among the primitive aranomorphs and is widespread among the mygalomorphs. Another keyboard specialist

[halokilla45]

@Nefelisdiardi true if bitten dont you die

[Torbyz]

@Nefelisdiardi how do you know all of this!? i have a hard time remembering my phone number!

[Tex6073]

omg look at its fangs.... FUCKIN KILL IT FUCKTARD lol!!

Thumbs up!

[Aliwalii]

yea lets tempt fait... dont need my face really

[RaawHax]

KILL THAT FUCKING FUCKIDY FUCK FUCK, IT SCARES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME >.<

[fimbles101]

1000 people die each year from those little critters, and he could have quite easily jumped on your face dude..

[mcdiddy98]

That bug was lucky that the spider was distracted at 0:50

[NationDumb]

fly at 0:51 saved by slipper,

[melnrine]

size 13 and it all over

[PolygonDiva]

That spider was krumping and shit.

[mudkipclove]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, KILL IT!

[MLGatFIFA]

brazzilian wandering spiders are the most deadly spider in the world

[lamoreno44]

Cool

[Kirbyrulez1000]

I dont want to touch it ._,

[1hipster1]

So you're taunting one of the most aggressive, venomous spiders (nay creatures) on earth...ugh, you almost deserve to be bitten.

[TheSlmpleMinded]

0:52 'thanks for distracting him! ill be off now!'

[LegendaryRoryG]

I swear she says Me Gusta at 0:27

[240ZWarrior]

@LegendaryRoryG she says no me gusta .... im sure no means NO anywhere lol

[viannarts]

Last year here in Brazil I found 7 of those in my house! we didnt know what spider it was but we were definately amazed about its size! The second one was in my living room and it came straight to my foot when I walked in! After trying to catch it to through it out the window It got into this attack position! It was when I realised I was dealing with the wandering spider! Then we killed 4 after the 2 first ones and one scaped! I got so paranoid at the time that made me move out to another place!

[rickyeguizabal]

dude whos that? your maid in the background?

[tobs001]

Listen to the girl and get yourself some fire Jeffrey!!

[Caster217]

Wow your girlfriend is really scare of this spider...

Me too XF

[pme96]

That's a Wandering spider (Armadeira in Portuguese) very very agressive. Very very venomous. Will give a painful erection that lasts for hours ( not good) and possibly death.

[23hublock1]

Fuck that for a laugh.

[plopnod]

Maybe this spider enjoys sole food

[serenetie73]

@plopnod hahaha

[Nightpacer1]

will that bitch shutup!

im trying 2 watch the spider!

[jordan3727]

it wants a hi-five you bastards!

[Nightpacer1]

@jordan3727 lol, hell yeah

[0MegaMinecrafter0]

KILL IT!!

[rminitials]

I'm guessing "amor" means "fucker, stop being a retard" in spanish. Learn something new everyday.

[GeoffMcCabe]

@rminitials - This is my favorite of all the 541 comments so far!!!

[tntparanoia]

@GeoffMcCabe well Jeffrey is also a synonim

[smokeweed442200]

@rminitials amor means love

[MoshiDFA]

at first i thought it was someones head

[ChrigiMix]

karate Spider :DDD

[Condy247]

mi amor! no me gusta no me gusta mi amor, jeffreeeeeee

[kn1v3z2k]

hahaha... i couldnt help but jump when it got the shoe at the end....

[DarkRiver756]

dude listen to the woman stay the fuck away from them they are really venomous

[MatlockJack]

Nice video which perfectly exemplies the lightning/strike speed of this species, but I doubt that one of the world's most venomous/aggressive spiders is frightened of anything TBH.

[wks1978]

Yayhay! Lets arse around taunting a brazilian wandering spider! Great eh?