Sonic Sez - Breakfast (Fast and Easy)

[MissiCupcake553]

Nah, I think being in slow-mo all day would be pretty cool.

[Queenrock990]

What is wrong with sonic's eyes...? Derp face...

[wyattfaulkner11]

press 8 for humping tails & dont be a slo- mo

[CheckFez]

Wait.... What does the beggining have to do with the vid? ._.

[Perfectlyscience67]

There's a huge difference between me and my motherfucking sienna ce. Food lasts forever, fuel runs out after a while.

[NFREAK141]

I skipped breakfast once. I now work at McDonalds.

[MegaAdmiralAckbar]

I was a bit confused by the title of this one at first. 'Only dumb bots eat breakfast!'

[KatieKay164]

tails is horny for that table

[11chuckles1]

@Ally6611 the only reason they did In the first place was because every channel had to have a certain amount of educational tv on back then, so if they put in little skits like that to the show it would technically count as educational

[Ally6611]

I wish they would use something like this on kids tv these days

[Pinky5074]

HEY. I'M EITHER NEVER HUNGRY FOR BREAKFAST OR I SLEEP IN AND I'M STILL NOT HUNGRY. AND I GET SOME OF THE BEST GRADES IN MY CLASS!!!!

[xxxRaito]

Tails humping the table. 0:25

[88deathguy]

Does Dinner count?

[lovemeordie83]

Once, I didn't eat breakfast, and then I got AIDS.

[rawwis1]

What if you need fuel and a car needs food?

[game84cube]

If Jason Griffith did this

"Remember kids, eat a good breakfast everyday or else, YOUR TOO SLOW!"

[sontroid1]

so if im like a car that needs fuel where do i pump my milk?

[TheLuigifan007]

Tails obviously likes breakfast

[rockerchickmommy]

Once, I didn't eat breakfast and got very sick.

[rawwis1]

I skipped breakfast before.

[jediskunk67]

I don't eat breakfast that much anymore

[RocketBooster344]

sonic's eyes looked weird

[MrJonmar72]

Sonic:so don't be a slo mo.eat a good breakfast

and stay on the g--

....tails....what the hell are you staring

Tails:I see some guys in uniform

Sonic:What the F@#$! It's the FBI

gotta juice!(sonic runs and tails got shot

and killed for standing there)

Sonic:Dumbass didnt eat his breakfast....

[TotallyLisaCartoons]

I wish I can eat breakfast with Sonic and Tails

[NickHiryu]

Who is Sonic talking to? He's looking up

[awesomon]

@NickHiryu i dunno god mabye

[hesecrets]

@NickHiryu He's lokking at US!

[fireflame625]

umm sonic your the one who skipped breakfast so dont come crying to us

[BungholeMcGee]

@Mayamoto64 this show was made before spongebob existed -_-

[YzziIzzy99]

ummm... I dont EVER eat breakfast at all and im okay... -_-

[darthtazer]

Sonic just finishes his grandslamwich.

[Deady118]

However,on the other hand, not eating breakfast is called 'fasting.' So would't that make me fast?

[nelsonr12]

Isnt there mcdonalds on mobius?

[login222222222222]

Love how sonic is blind now. He could've sworn he was looking at the camera.

[doomertheultimate]

Tails is trippin' balls!

[UltimateGCX]

if you skip breakfast, go to IHOP :D

[kingvideogames]

why did Sonic said he skipped breakfest at the edge of the cliff?

[Jianlibao]

@kingvideogames lol i was wondering the same thing ^^;; just for the convenience of getting rid of the two robots quickly after they tried to get Sonic, i guess :)

[Shadogal94]

i like when tails is pulling sonic away from danger. lol, rag doll effectttttt.

[Konataismywiferofl]

Well he's not being a very good role model if he's skipping breakfast himself.

[XxSeanOfDeathxX]

If you keep clicking at 0:25, Sonic Sez HOMO!

[Worldpeacekid]

@Mayamoto64 This came out in 1992. Spongebob came out in the MID 90's.

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

@Worldpeacekid

Actually this came out in 1993!

[supergamerbros]

Next time you skip out on breakfest, GO TO BOB EVANS! ;D

[PinduliPwn]

WTF Is with tails?

[GiromCalica]

You have contracted AIDS. Congratulations.

[mariobros3648]

So...Sonic`s a Car? If he doesn`t get breakfast,He`ll do nothing.

Breakfast = Gas,huh?

[Chaos2ThaWorld1]

cool

[Chaos2ThaWorld1]

its been so many years since i seen that

[maztertails]

All I get for breakfast is a fraupiccino and biscuit

[Killzone2375]

Waz tails humping the table at 0:26

[videokiller214]

A great cartoon should have lessons why don't hey do that with cool cartoons like they did back then

[Drweegee64]

Sonic actually did something wrong i this sonic says.

[super58173]

Because rings, super speed, chaos emeralds, and Amy Roses weren't enough to keep us running, now we need crack.

[dante965123]

Slow-mo sounds an awful amount close to the word "Homo"... not good to be used around children

[Luna96599]

i never get breakfasat in the morning. DEAL WITH IT SONIC.

X3

[BitchcakesMcDoogle]

@Luna96599 You don't get "breakfasat"... do you get "breakfast"?

Just messing with you. :)

[oldeyeman]

lol 0:26 tails humpin his chair

[knuclear2008]

"Eat a healthy breakfast, so you can finally get that blasted hedgehog."

[Masterofxtreme93]

Mr. Volcano Sez - BREAKFAST!!!!

[lastlink13]

Tails is supposed to be a prodigy and yet he can't spell 'says' correctly!

FAIL!

[thesoniczone11]

@lastlink13 This was before he developed an IQ of 400 at age 8.

He's only 4 now.

[didowexbox]

@thesoniczone11 200 IQ NOW ? lulz.

[sam8844221]

if u keep ckicking at 0:28 it sounds like "im a girl"

[FOXRANGERTAILS]

well an MRE has like 2500 calories so one a day has you covered if your not doing anything high energy like running or wearing 150lb of gear/ammo/weapons in 140 degree weather

[redshadows999]

"Don't be a slowmo"

[onearmedmario]

for the very first time he does somthin wrong

[HelloNewYorkCity]

0:25 tails is humping the table :0

[SonicADProductions]

Wait, who's house are they in?

[mat2000100]

@SonicADProductions i dont think there in a house, but eating at some roadside inn.

[GameaPlaya]

Super Sonic: "Allright lets kick some ass!..but before i start fighting im going to grab a bowl of cereal tell perfect chaos i'll be right back."

[sonicfeet]

"Oh, fuck-- the supermarket's completely submerged! Soggy cereal does not make a good breakfast in my opinion."

[thesoniczone11]

@GameaPlaya (Station Square gets erased from the planet)

[mphlohi]

High School/College kept me from eating breakfast 5+ years, became so accustomed to it, I now only eat once a day, if at all.

[videogamenerd1000]

@mphlohi UR joking

[TheTailsMilesPrower]

it sort of looks like i was trying to be interested the whole time ~tails XD

[Blitzwing989]

Hey uh Tails, why are you looking at sonic like that?

He did that before too. in one one episode where sonic&tails were in a mine, (i think it was submerged sonic) Tails kept looking at sonic's butt when he wasn't looking.

[Masterofxtreme93]

Tails seems to enjoy Sonic's words of wisdom at the end of the vid.

[MarbleScratch]

For once, Sonic is the one that does something wrong.

[ToxicTurquoise454]

@MarbleScratch

Hey you're right, I've never thought about that. But you're right, he makes the mistake of skipping breakfast... and then has the cheek to tell us not to skip breakfast.

[severelyPWNED]

this is probably how Dr. Eggman got his name

[ZeeM]

Tails is checking Sonic out at the end, hot danm

[155chipmunkz]

this is why i always eat breakfast. i love you, sonic!

[AdeMost95]

Tails maybe saw something interesting on TV like...you know...

And Sonic too, the stars...

[Sonic2lover]

I skip breakfast sometimes to finish school and I lived LOL

[Firestar77777]

This entire part looks kinda messed up! The facial expressions, the fact that Sonic's lack of breakfast makes him vulnerable to two pouncing robots (what happened to all the fancy traps that he could dodge?), and how they run off the cliff to suddenly be in a dining room!

And the fact that Sonic drops his napkin under the table...

[gagagaaj]

sonic is right, one time i skipped breakfast on the day of the mile run in P.E. (we have P.E. in the morning) worst day of my life i was sooooooooo tired and hungry

[ToxicTurquoise454]

Remember kids, never skip breakfast, even if you're late for school!

Teacher: You've been late 16 times this year!

Kid: Couldn't skip breakfast!

[dashwarts]

"What did you make me, Eggs Robotnik?"- Robotnik

"Buy my cereal, kwebwehehehehehe!"- Krusty the Clown, and maybe even Sonic.

[Darkmetalness]

wat kitchen are they in anyway?

[Darkmetalness]

:23-:31 tails is staring at sonic like he's gay!

[videogameaddict142]

LOL YOU"RE WRIGHT!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[EmtyThe1st]

......Whose dining room are they in?

[155chipmunkz]

probably at chris t's mansion???? just a thought.

[Kidzrul434]

so let me get this straight, skipping breakfast turns you into a ragdoll

[kinzboy]

(at the table when sonic was talking)

Tails: Wow! Sonic's face is AMAZING!!!!!

[rubberchickenbreath]

just because you skip breakfest doesnt make you slow, and shit ALL DAY, thats what lunch is for

[millgrl]

how the heck did theyn get into that kitchen?????

and was that sonic's house?

[thesoniczone11]

@millgrl Sonic has a House!!!!??? I thought he sleeps where ever he wants!!??

[lionkingfan]

@thesoniczone11 its just a random cartoon clone of the roadrunner and the coyoyte it dosnet really have a good plot.i personally just accept whatever happens in the show.

[MamaLuigiBarrelRoll]

@thesoniczone11 I thought the same about Rayman, and what about Mario? Does he still live in that giant mushroom like in DDR Mario Mix?

[KittyandMimmy11]

@MamaLuigiBarrelRoll

If you remember, it's mentioned somewhere that Ly has a cottage. So seeming as Rayman is only seen in a house in RRR3, maybe she invited him over for the week or he was house sitting while she was on holiday or something.

[shadowcaster12]

and this is coming from a blue hedgehog who eats nothing but chillie dogs....yeah that makes sense.....

[Visoridhunter]

Remember kids, drink lots of gasoline!

[Quextamon]

@Visoridhunter And don't forget to light yourself on fire!

[yayofangamer]

@Quextamon

LOL ROFL

[jose401725]

@Visoridhunter yeah drink a lot of gasoline or else you will die

[MrSonic5]

@Visoridhunter and feed your car mushed up food

[vladthehawk09]

i like these old day kids shows

[ShinyRayquaza2]

What the hell is Tails doing?

[TWind]

No Sonic, the cameras in front of you, not on the ceiling.

[Videogamefan1992]

Why is Sonic looking upwards while he talks?

[ShinyRayquaza2]

There must be a pencil stuck up there, I dunno

[keyburrito]

Tails looks like he's REALLY enjoying what Sonic is saying.

[GamerUntouch]

:31

mah boi

[iownage4youi]

It would be better if it was 'Chuck Norris says'

[KingGekko]

Why the hell where Sonic and Tails standing at the end of a cliff?

[BaPeZtaBiTcHez]

Dude Grounder and Scratch have a sick long jump that was at least 15 feet!

[ToxicTurquoise454]

I don't understand why would she be?

[ToxicTurquoise454]

Didn't notice. I don't know much (in fact very very little) about Sonic, so I don't know anything about Cream or why she would be under the table.

I only watch these Sonic Sez segments because they're so bad they're extremely funny (and to get ideas for YouTube Poops).

[quigonjinnnn]

gross what the hell is sonic eating?

[watercolos]

That was the first sonic was the one with the problem.

[8x13Wolf]

You're a slo-mo if you don't eat your breakfast of charred bits, salt, pepper, something brown that goes straight through the plate, coffee, and half a jar of jelly (???).

[sonicspeed011]

0:25, where is Sonic's hand? And why does Tail have that look? And when did they break into a house to eat breakfast?

[millgrl]

how'd they get to that tabble so fast?

[waterguyroks]

WTF is tails doing during 0:25 - 0:27?

[beserker1912]

he was diggin that shit sonic was say man.

[glass12456]

that or cream the rabbit is down there (i know thats just wrong but funny) cream go watch the one on Sexual Harassment)

[Rutawind]

Looks like Cream didn't skip breakfast today...

[hobossuck2]

ok sonic i'll eat breakfast. that is english breakfast!

[Urielthehaddoc]

Is Tails staring at his chest?

[xscoot]

Paladin, you are correct. Just check all the... fan-art made on the internet!

Rule 34.

[zeakthehedgehog]

If Sonic where desperate enough he would probably eat Tails

[matttheman597]

What would you like for breakfast, Johnny?

Muffins!

[Kristanni20X6]

FIRE!

[holyhandgrenade999]

INCORRECT!! According to the proper Sonic Sez format, it should've been Tails who skipped breakfast, Sonic saves him, and says skipping breakfast is for dumb bots!

[b0w5er]

aosth always has really funny comments. sadly, I never have anything funny to say

[AquaTeamV3]

If only he'd do that in Sonic 2...

[codyfritts]

if only they'd have done that in every sonic tv show

[iCoflin]

Being a slow-mo isnt a lifestyle choice!

I was born this way.

[jellyfilld12]

everything looks kooler in slo mo

[PinballTV]

Eat when you're hungry. If you're hungry when you wake up then eat. If not then don't. Simples!

[RockinAmadeus]

I'M RUNNING LOW ON FUUUUUUUUUUEL

[Inusonic]

I love the way Scratch talks in this. It sounds so odd. XD

[DCism]

I'm eatin breakfast right now... PANCAKES!!

[domowinter2]

Did he just say slow-mo ?

[n1nt3nd0PWNZ1111]

Okay.... so sonic breaks into random people's houses, eats their food, and messes up their dishes. Great role modeling, sonic.

[Suigetsu47]

Wait, so they're eating breakfast after already being outside and fighting? And yet Sonic talks about "getting a good night's sleep" in another video.

[SonicChao4Life]

Sonic finally ran low on drugs.

[Cloaytonem2]

he needs more radioactive toxic waste

[Maymona13]

LOL! Sonic whipes his mouth with a napkin while Tails uses his hand!

[56Rubix56]

At 0:25 Tails starts randomly humping.

[SkySonic]

LOL AT TAILS FACE

[ytWatchhound]

im no slow-mo

[mariosonic321]

Look at Sonic from 0:23 onwards!!!!!

lolz

[MRcoleBAGLEY]

i always do

[MerSorax2007]

Sometimes I skip breakfast.

[ramen11111]

0:24

What is Tails doing? 0_o

[obamawalker]

I eat breakfast once every other month or so. Still smart and fit. Don't know why everyone thinks having certain foods at a certain time of day is so important.

[zuperned]

I DO NOT BREAK FAST SO MUCH

[Vintagegamenerd45]

Idk whats with Tails' face but its epic

[PunkRockSunflower]

OMFG. TAILS. HE LOOKS SO HILARIOUS.

[GRAVlTATlONAL]

Did Scratch and Grounder just commit suicide?!

[MamaMrL228]

So when they need breakfast at the night they break into a random house. Good leason sonic.

[MegaTrollEX]

Wtf? You'd think Sonic would be chewing out Tails for not eating HIS breakfast.

[obamawalker]

Watch it again. Tails DID eat his breakfast that's suppossed to be why he's still fast enough to save Sonic's ass. Sonic's the only one who skipped brakfast. I don't agree with the lesson though.

[killokid]

tails looks eager... to be fucked! he's just asking for it! you can see it in his eyes! lolz!

[furbearingbrick]

C'mon world, I'll have you for BREAKFAAAAAAST!!!!

[bunpika121]

It would be so funny if tailes eyes were half open when he was staring at sonic lol

[bunpika121]

and he was frowning

[twrex1989]

Silly Sonic, teaching kids how to spell "says" wrong. >.>

[twrex1989]

Or perhaps that was Tails?

[GRAVlTATlONAL]

Sonic corrected it.

[jk98765432]

I wish I got chili dogs everyday for breakfast. I wouldn't miss it everyday. Well, there's still always leftover pizza for breakfast...

[eagleballer151]

its usulay tails who makes the dumb desison