I like all your videos, I am Mexican and I love German, Rammstein is my whole reason behind learning it LoL and been mexican learning a third language I have also been object to critisism, dark mexican beaner,, that plus being gay is also discrimination..
I suppose most people might consider me to be a bit of a prude when it comes to the usage of course language. Nevertheless, I can't help laughing my &^% off right now. Quite a brilliant response to your critics, I must say.
@packjim56 Thank you for your supportive comments. I'm glad you get something out of the videos. And obviously I'm fairly loose with my use of language, but I do try to use it wisely when I feel it's the best way to express the inexpressible.
Xelander, Ich bin Deutschlehrer und ich denke, dass du cool bist. Deine Videos sind sehr gut. But don't let a couple of bigots bring you down to their level. You're a talented, educated man, so I don't think you should have even bothered reading their racist crap. I'm white, so I don't know what it is like to have to deal with that, and I am sure you're tired of it, be stay cool.
Xelander, I have watched quite a few of your videos and you are very talented! These embracing critisism videos are great! I look forward to more from you!
So, du blödes scheisshirn british achtundachtzig, ich weiss nicht was euch volltrottel reitet, hitler ist tot und das ist gut so, kokel kokel leiche brutzel
die ganze saubande ist weg und ihr hltet
immernoch die flaggen in ehren
ihr seid der letzte hordenrotz
euer braunes verseuchtes hirn ist völlig fehl am platz und ich sag euch gleich, das schreibt
LMAO...sorry to use a (lamo) but the ending to this video was great,"this is a Dictionary learn to spell it right" thank you so much for making me laugh. errrrr,by the by HOMOERECTOUS, Is this correct ?or is it Homo-erectous ? :0)
Love this guy. Great subject. It is s wild, the really BIG black dudes are normally so deep, sensitive, nothing to prove kinda guys. eg. George Wonsley
that was a great vidoe i hate when people post wrong spellings and expext us to somehow grasp what they are trying to say when even if they did spell it correctly it makes no god damned sense in the first place i find it hysterical
I amazed by the immaturity of atleast half of the comments I see on myspace everyday.Maybe myspace is really meant for little kids or something... I've heard elementary schoolers are the most intolerant,heartless and rude of all people...
The Angles, Saxons and Jutes were essentially "Germans", who displaced the Britons into Wales, and the Scots into the Highlands (replacing them with Irishmen).
I'm not saying that Anglo-Saxons can't claim to be British, but telling them to go "Back to Germany" would be no more ludicrous than telling someone of African descent to go "Back to Africa".
The time is coming when those who won't LET live, WON'T live.
Just a little history lesson for those that don't know any better. Africans had stopped being imported into this country well over a century and a half ago. How is he going to go back to Africa, if he was never a native? Mind you this is a generalization, I am sure that there are people here now who were born in Africa, but those are just a few in the grand scheme of things. The point I am trying to make is that any person born on this soil are Americans.
01hdav, He was in the U.S. at the time that this was presented I do believe and it is based on comments made about the speech made by an Ignorant American after the events that transpired after hurricane Katrina.
I am a stupid, naive fool, an ostrich with my head in the sand. What year are we? 2008? How long have we been on this planet? As difficult as it is for you, Xelanderthomas, I applaud your fortitude and humor. In short, forge on my man. Victory shall be yours.
I am a stupid, naive fool, an ostrich with my head in the sand. What year are we? 2008? How long have we been on this planet? As difficult as it is for you, Xelanderthomas, I applaud your fortitude and humor. In short, forge on my man. Victory shall be yours.
Oh, don't feel that, please...really. These guys represent themselves and no one else. I have a whole series of these I call Embracing Criticism and you see that the comments comes from both white and black. Besides, these comments are some of the best fodder for videos :)
YES!!! That was brilliant! I agree, it is pitiful how horrible some idiots type and try to project themselves as "superior", especially when they're racist. Racism sucks. Hope to see more of your genius videos soon, you're a very clever person, smarter than most of the idiots on youtube. My compliments!
well guess what!!!! I LIKE TO SEE BLACK LADS LIKE YOURSElf GET ALL TEARY EYED AT THE VERY THOUGHT OF CRITICISM!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!! oh yeah and i think bugs taste nice! I HOPE YOU LIKE EATING BABY FETUSES BECAUSE THATS ALL I NEED!
Look at this fucking idiot, obviously desperately try to get Xelander's attention hoping he'll make an "embracing criticism" video using his stupid quotes. Give it up dude, you just seem like the immature asshole you are. Xelander ain't gonna bit. Go crawl back into your hole. HA HA HAHA HAHA
your teeth look like they are throwing up gang sings! you probably got that gap in your teeth from holding on to the damn trees with your mouth! that damn lazy eye is gunna give me nightmares for hours! and i also believe you should go swing in those god forsaken trees! it looked like you were gunna cry when you were reading these!
Thank god YouTube added the comment ratings. It's so much more gratifying giving someone a "thumbs down" than to outwit them by a factor of 1000 and know the outwitting is outside the scope of the outwitted's range of perception. (Like dropping a nuclear bomb on a cockroach, and the cockroach is still alive.)
#2: I always thought that racism was just generated by white people (and that I could somehow help change that), but since I've moved to the South I find it more often coming from black people. Shock and dismay.
Then here comes someone like you. An angel sent by God to help change the world. I hope I can be more like you, and I wish I had more friends and neighbors like you. Happy Holidays!
#1 Xelanderthomas: I think you and your videos are GREAT. I wish I could be more like you (and I'm white!). I was so confused by that Dr. Kamau Kambon person's video, about "white man trying to kill black people" and then you and your buddy came up with the parody of that (which I didn't understand until someone pointed out that it was a parody!).
After being on the receiving end of black racism, I am so relieved to see that not everyone is like this.
Very good spot. I wasn't expecting the moment of controlled rage. I agree with the Kinison comparison. Do you do stand up? If so, when will you be in the Tampa Bay?
Oh it makes me feel good to wet myself laughing at your mastery of sarcastic social commentary Mr X. You are a god among men, so you are. THIS is you at your best. Very phoenix-like- out of crap comes pure gold.
Hey, thanks for Kennison comparison. That's refreshing to get that. Usually people pick some other black comic to make an analogy but I was proably more influenced by Kennison on this than say Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock.
I wish I was the type of mighty black that would go & swing in the trees & swing in the trees & swing in the trees lol.. that sounds like the paradise!! Perhaps that's what they were searching for !! lol.. 5 star for the video & the inappropriate blow off in balance for the irrelavent illogical comments.
You're act shares a strikingly resemblance to Dave Chapelle's, in that both of you are extricating humor from the absolute absurdity and ignorance of particular (racist) people. Where your acts differ is in the fact that your message seems a bit more blatant, which in my opinion is for the better. Many people didn't see what he was trying to do, and so he gave up the show (as I'm sure you know) because instead of supressing racism, his jokes were perpetuating it.
I really luv that you post such truthful stuff. Me being Half Black and Half white, i've heard a lot but never the monkeys in the trees of africa. haha! People are so ignorant. I would not be able to handle such harsh statements as well as you. and for that i really admire you! Your videos are truely amazing and thanks for sharing them with all of us.
Does anyone honestly still believe they are better than someone based solely on race? I've met plenty of black people I didn't like, plenty of asians I couldn't stand and an abundance of white people I wanted to run over with my car; I don't hate any of these people because of where they were born or the color of their skin though. The one thing they all had in common was that they were idiots. With so many idiots around, I have yet to notice any correlation between idiotic tendencies and race.
Anyone who makes racist remarks obviously has no logical understanding of the world. So all you attention seeking bastards should just fuck off and die, you're only polluting the world with your hate. There's good people within a certain race and likewise there are bad people. Treat people as individuals and not based on a preconceived notion of how you expect someone to act.
I had a hater that is now not quite a lover but almost...(bit of a love fest on my channel) I have been featured in ppl and blogs a few times and the haters, while most showing their obvious lack of insight, some were actually witty. One of my faves... "Body by Hustler, Brain by Mattell" and "You have frog eyes" oh and "encouraged me to commit suicide." to which my reply was... "glad I could be of assistance." LOL! Happy Day!! Sarry
I like the clever ones as well, however, "Nigger go back to Africa and climb in trees" leaves me a little lacking...not much in the way of witticism, know what I mean?
OMG. I was really ROFLMFAO! I guess you told PureBritish88 and Craigy122368! (Their comments are very similar. Hmmm. I bet they are the same person.) I love how you intellectually go off on them. You should send this one to MadTV. This was hilarious!
I was laughing my head off! Oh! How I LOVE the bleeping dictionary part! You are my spokesperson! There should be a blog just for stupid, misspelled, idiotic...you get the point- comments. Bravo!
^^ Wow.. just wow ^^ Kinda funny although a bit retarded that ppl actually post that kind of stuff imo. I mean.. wtf it's not like they have to say anything. If they don't have anything good to say they shouldn't say it. Critisism is one thing but just stupid stuff like those comments. I guess ppl will always suprise me with their stupidity.
Haha! I jumped when you started screaming, but I get like that at times too when I get people trying to insult me and DEY R AL TYPN LYK DIS N FUKIN ACNT SPEL SHYT RITE.
OH my GOD that was wonderful! I just love the way you scream "DICTIONARY!", and of course I think the reality is that these people just can't hold a candle to you, can't intimidate you, and will never be as erudite and intelligent as you are. This is the first of your videos I've watched, and I WILL be back... subscribed!
Xelander, I saw in the later videos that you received some criticism for the yell in this video...but jeeze, it is entirely justified, given the crap these morons subject you to. I'm glad I've found your vids, they are great! :)
I should be working, but I saw the first part and had to watch this second part, which was even better than the first. I guess I'll have to subscribe and come back later to see the rest of your videos.
You're a very brave and articulate man. I haven't seen any of your Shakespeare videos yet but I will certainly be watching you in the future. You've made me feel able to begin posting my own blogs again. Thank you.
I like paperlilies, she's cool. But I'm quite satisfied with my own take and videos on this stuff. A lot of people find them funny. But thanks for the suggestion anyway ;-)
Although this was just as good as the first one, it was a little scary towards the end...but given the comments they made, I think you handled it better then I would have.
Well, some people don't like this one cause they feel that by doing that (yelling) I put myself on their level (the assholes). But I feel like yeah, that's actaully the point. I can be on their level. Doing the high brow more subtle, sophisticated response might get me more pats on the back from you guys who are not assholes. But the assholes don't hear it cause it goes over their heads.
And it's interesting; if you go back and look at the other videos before this date (feb 23') and the 1st Embracing Criticism you will see 5 x the racial slurs on those videos - this one barely has any, it has 1 and that is debatable whether he means it in a negative manner. So you got to ask yourself why the same guys leaving the same crap on all the videos sudden decided to pass this one over and haven't been at me nearly as much as before since this video.
I happen to like Africa. I would also love to know how to swing in trees because it seems like it would be kinda fun. Unless you mean a hammock, which is equally fun. Only I already know how to do that.
Yeah, that's a good point, isn't. Africa is actaully a place a lot of people to vacation. Plus it's so vast. What part of Africa. I was in Tunisia on vacation. There were a lot of Europeans vacationing in there I'll tell ya.
PS: My navigation skills suck righteously on this site so I doubt I'll be able to find my back here to read any replies you or others might leave. Bummer too cuz I'd like to read the response - just WHAT is going on in your head.. ???
LOL... Well, no... But isn't the whole purpose of video blogging to generate discussion? Besides I said "I'd like to read it" not "you'd better explain yourself". O :-)
Anyway.. you responded.. I get it. And in our other discussions I got to understand what V-Blogging was about t you - which helped ME wrap MY head around it as well.
Thanks, glad you put lol and a happy face with this because my comment wasn't intended to be as hissy-fit shitty as it reads now. You write these things and then when you see the response you realize how it looks or sounds. And I apprieciate your willingness to discuss.
And later for the facial contortions you performed, and lastly for just ridiculous American society has become that sitting in from of a camera and swapping insults back and forth with insecure teens is somehow interesting, entertaining, or in any way pleasing let alone beneficial to anyone in any form.
[I see you have to read these backwards.. :D Sorry]
The goof-ball cover was a little odd. It made me laugh for a few reasons - Foremost oh which was that >I< was silly enough to sit through it. Gawd, I must have a sad life.. :D
kids not yet comfortable with who they are. That's kewl I guess but responding to it... Like this video did? Maybe you're revealing too much about how you really feel on the issue? Your fears and insecurities I mean.
And as in you want me to elaborate? There's nothing to expand on here. I just meant it looks like they got your goat and that you're reacting because of that.
i don't think british people used toothpaste
sincerecook 3 months ago
LoL
mnypwrrspkt 7 months ago
ji ji ji ji j ji hahahahahaha those critics sooo superior wharever the spelling is hahaha
pianeroman 1 year ago
I like all your videos, I am Mexican and I love German, Rammstein is my whole reason behind learning it LoL and been mexican learning a third language I have also been object to critisism, dark mexican beaner,, that plus being gay is also discrimination..
Kussdernacht 1 year ago
Skinny lil nigga lol
0poIE 1 year ago
I suppose most people might consider me to be a bit of a prude when it comes to the usage of course language. Nevertheless, I can't help laughing my &^% off right now. Quite a brilliant response to your critics, I must say.
packjim56 1 year ago
@packjim56 Thank you for your supportive comments. I'm glad you get something out of the videos. And obviously I'm fairly loose with my use of language, but I do try to use it wisely when I feel it's the best way to express the inexpressible.
Cleverreason 1 year ago
Ahhhahaha nice. That thrilled me.
FUCKING SPELL IT RyGHT!
Racism is for people who don't have problems and wish they had..
There is so much to work on in this world. Why can't they do sth productive.
PS: Mach mal mehr Videos Alexander :) Bist du im Moment sehr beschäftigt?
pyrointeam 1 year ago
Ich bin immer beschaeftigt. lol
Xelanderthomas 1 year ago
@Xelanderthomas na dann bleibt wohl nur warten. Versuchen kann man es ja mal XD
Freu' mich schon aufs nächste witzige Video.
pyrointeam 1 year ago
grins...
acrow11 1 year ago
fuck the supremacists, they are fucking loser
die sind nichts als schweinefleischfressende söhne einer hure
HighnRichChiller 1 year ago
Xelander, Ich bin Deutschlehrer und ich denke, dass du cool bist. Deine Videos sind sehr gut. But don't let a couple of bigots bring you down to their level. You're a talented, educated man, so I don't think you should have even bothered reading their racist crap. I'm white, so I don't know what it is like to have to deal with that, and I am sure you're tired of it, be stay cool.
robertogan 1 year ago
Oh, I have fun with it. What would I do without racist, they make the fodder for new videos. Comedy of the Absurd. lol
Xelanderthomas 1 year ago
Xelander, I have watched quite a few of your videos and you are very talented! These embracing critisism videos are great! I look forward to more from you!
modeadwyler 2 years ago
DAMN DON'T Haters Ever Use Yall Colored Folks Anymore ?? it's Always The Cheap Heat ! ANYWAY
Enjoy Your Vids Takecare Sir .
SOLIE6226 2 years ago
PureBritish88
Craigy122368
those guys are my idols!!!!!!!
dragonforcesuks 2 years ago
eightyeight means eight eight
eight stands for the eigth letter af the alphabet
so its the h
two times h whitch is h h
that means Heil Hitler
So, du blödes scheisshirn british achtundachtzig, ich weiss nicht was euch volltrottel reitet, hitler ist tot und das ist gut so, kokel kokel leiche brutzel
die ganze saubande ist weg und ihr hltet
immernoch die flaggen in ehren
ihr seid der letzte hordenrotz
euer braunes verseuchtes hirn ist völlig fehl am platz und ich sag euch gleich, das schreibt
vuotopiuscuro 2 years ago
ein weisser, ihr habt immernoch nicht kapiert, dass es sowas wie rasse nicht gibt,
also geht ruhig saufen, schüttet euer hirn schön zu, zu was anderem ist es sowieso nicht zu gebrauchen, patriarchiale führerschwänzchen,
hugga hugga, ihr seid tausendmal mehr primat, als euch lieb sein kann, eine welt nur mit euch, das wäre platzverschwendung,
gut, nach irgendwelchen totalitären staatsgebilden kommt immer so ne beschissene brut zu tage, oder es gibt solche wie euch, wollt ihr nicht den mars
vuotopiuscuro 2 years ago
besiedeln gehn, so wie ist, ihr seid doch alle manns genug, wenn das jemand fertig bringt dann ihr doch
keine herzlichen grüsse, kein respekt,
ihr könnt meine kotze essen
vuotopiuscuro 2 years ago
Agreed, I saw this over a year ago and it's still funny as hell
Iselsie 3 years ago
first time watching this in about 6 months and I still crack up so much when you start yelling.
01hdav 3 years ago
I bet mr. brit and craigies pants are pretty squishy after watching that. 5/5
Ni55anicky 3 years ago
Lol craigy must be looking for the word "Fuck" & "you". Haha pretty funny video xD w00t 4 XeLaNDeR!!!
DaNtHeMaN3113 3 years ago
sad but true
Xelanderthomas 3 years ago
LOMA
(one of the funniest comment's I've had)
Xelanderthomas 3 years ago
LMAO that was great!
tsarita 3 years ago
ahhh i know ...lol...Homoerectus,,,sorry i just could not help myself.great video though mate thanks.
cameraandsounduk 3 years ago
LMAO...sorry to use a (lamo) but the ending to this video was great,"this is a Dictionary learn to spell it right" thank you so much for making me laugh. errrrr,by the by HOMOERECTOUS, Is this correct ?or is it Homo-erectous ? :0)
cameraandsounduk 3 years ago
excelent nice one to the rasist idiots
weenhaha 3 years ago
omg omg omg Lmao
tacsavory 3 years ago
hahahahahahhah OMG ROFL. oh man.
so funny, i can see myself so much
holsisyolswa 3 years ago
im lovin the videos man especially the outburst there classic
booglain 3 years ago
Love this guy. Great subject. It is s wild, the really BIG black dudes are normally so deep, sensitive, nothing to prove kinda guys. eg. George Wonsley
" I had a black guy over for dinner once" lol
theyscream 3 years ago
expect i mean lol
bob210889bob 3 years ago
that was a great vidoe i hate when people post wrong spellings and expext us to somehow grasp what they are trying to say when even if they did spell it correctly it makes no god damned sense in the first place i find it hysterical
bob210889bob 3 years ago
I amazed by the immaturity of atleast half of the comments I see on myspace everyday.Maybe myspace is really meant for little kids or something... I've heard elementary schoolers are the most intolerant,heartless and rude of all people...
aceatbass13 3 years ago
God this is some good stuff
hamergear 3 years ago
"PureBritish"? I wonder....
The Angles, Saxons and Jutes were essentially "Germans", who displaced the Britons into Wales, and the Scots into the Highlands (replacing them with Irishmen).
I'm not saying that Anglo-Saxons can't claim to be British, but telling them to go "Back to Germany" would be no more ludicrous than telling someone of African descent to go "Back to Africa".
The time is coming when those who won't LET live, WON'T live.
Zero tolerance to intolerance. Zero.
ilalfisto 3 years ago
love it
k4l31d05c0p3 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAH this guy pwnz, keep fucking this people that leave those comments AHHAHA
sukitron 3 years ago
Brilliant!!! (er... correct spelling I hope)^^
chaubuicamho 3 years ago
can't belive you could read that with a straight face. Grats man!! well done!
botladola 3 years ago
This isn't just the funniest thing on youtube, it's probably one of the funniest videos of all time!
01hdav 3 years ago
Wow, coolest compliment ever. Thanks.
Xelanderthomas 3 years ago
HAHA! GREAT!
i98jdav 3 years ago
hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sorry but I couldn't stop laughing when you were quoting those racists, ahahahahahahah!!!!
YOU BLACK BASTARD Hhahahaha that is hilarious man :)
01hdav 3 years ago
Just a little history lesson for those that don't know any better. Africans had stopped being imported into this country well over a century and a half ago. How is he going to go back to Africa, if he was never a native? Mind you this is a generalization, I am sure that there are people here now who were born in Africa, but those are just a few in the grand scheme of things. The point I am trying to make is that any person born on this soil are Americans.
Just a thought
The Token White Guy
gothikanger72 3 years ago
you're being nice and all gothikanger but I think he lives in the UK
01hdav 3 years ago
01hdav, He was in the U.S. at the time that this was presented I do believe and it is based on comments made about the speech made by an Ignorant American after the events that transpired after hurricane Katrina.
gothikanger72 3 years ago
ok dude cool :P, I know it was based on kamau kambon or watever, thats how I found xelander, cause I watched the video, then saw his response.
01hdav 3 years ago
Sorry - I'm new, so I hit "post" twice.
locolingo 3 years ago
I am a stupid, naive fool, an ostrich with my head in the sand. What year are we? 2008? How long have we been on this planet? As difficult as it is for you, Xelanderthomas, I applaud your fortitude and humor. In short, forge on my man. Victory shall be yours.
locolingo 3 years ago
I am a stupid, naive fool, an ostrich with my head in the sand. What year are we? 2008? How long have we been on this planet? As difficult as it is for you, Xelanderthomas, I applaud your fortitude and humor. In short, forge on my man. Victory shall be yours.
locolingo 3 years ago
Okay, I showed yet another niece your videos and you have another fan. I love you dude.
Sonnie55 4 years ago
Lol! SNL , give this man a job!
BiracialGoddess 4 years ago
I've watched almost all of these now. Theyre all frickin hilarious!
dundotta28 4 years ago
I'm glad you're not taking their stuff seriously. It's very sad that these few extremely ignorant people have such loud voices (and endurance).
I don't know why, but i feel like i should apologize... sorry.
Bye!
DerCrossi 4 years ago
Oh, don't feel that, please...really. These guys represent themselves and no one else. I have a whole series of these I call Embracing Criticism and you see that the comments comes from both white and black. Besides, these comments are some of the best fodder for videos :)
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
thats it! I subscribed
TheDailyMonk 4 years ago
YES!!! That was brilliant! I agree, it is pitiful how horrible some idiots type and try to project themselves as "superior", especially when they're racist. Racism sucks. Hope to see more of your genius videos soon, you're a very clever person, smarter than most of the idiots on youtube. My compliments!
danluymedia 4 years ago
WOW! THIS IS PRICELESS!!!! Thanks for posting this. I've faced much stupidity from my various YouTube accounts. THANK YOU.
"If you're going to act superior....F***ing SPELL IT RIGHT!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I don't use that kind of language, personally, but that was amazing.
TUInHighDef 4 years ago
I love your style of comedy and 2nd degree humour. It's subtle but infectious...
The ending to this video is simply hilarious. ;)
justin10070 4 years ago
well guess what!!!! I LIKE TO SEE BLACK LADS LIKE YOURSElf GET ALL TEARY EYED AT THE VERY THOUGHT OF CRITICISM!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!! oh yeah and i think bugs taste nice! I HOPE YOU LIKE EATING BABY FETUSES BECAUSE THATS ALL I NEED!
kennyssbab 4 years ago
Look at this fucking idiot, obviously desperately try to get Xelander's attention hoping he'll make an "embracing criticism" video using his stupid quotes. Give it up dude, you just seem like the immature asshole you are. Xelander ain't gonna bit. Go crawl back into your hole. HA HA HAHA HAHA
crackoncracker 4 years ago
Crack on cracker why don't you go swing in the trees too you black bastard.
TomSSBAB 4 years ago
your teeth look like they are throwing up gang sings! you probably got that gap in your teeth from holding on to the damn trees with your mouth! that damn lazy eye is gunna give me nightmares for hours! and i also believe you should go swing in those god forsaken trees! it looked like you were gunna cry when you were reading these!
kennyssbab 4 years ago
Why dont you go to your dental manager and have him fix that big ass gap in your teeth you damn porch monkey!
kennyssbab 4 years ago
I wonder whether British88 and craigy122345 are the same person. Probably not, and yet they said the same, unoriginal shit, that's the sad part.
this was refreshing to watch. thanks :)
SKVNGE 4 years ago
Yeah, and I'm sure that they think it's brilliant what they said, you know? "Boy, I really got him ha ha ha"
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Oh! My face hurt...lol!!!
lilcoco77007 4 years ago
Thank god YouTube added the comment ratings. It's so much more gratifying giving someone a "thumbs down" than to outwit them by a factor of 1000 and know the outwitting is outside the scope of the outwitted's range of perception. (Like dropping a nuclear bomb on a cockroach, and the cockroach is still alive.)
acousvnt 4 years ago
Ha ha ha. I give daily "best comment" award on vidoes. This one gets it for this video today.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
It's probably some kid with WAY too much time on his hands spamming your videos.
BiracialGoddess 4 years ago
More! (seriously)
gruvinnz 4 years ago
Agreed.
def44 4 years ago
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaa. Lmfao!!
Where are they i can't find them anywhere? lol
truebitish88!!?? how dare he associate himself with this old sceptered isle... Or septic as we like to call it.
And people wonder why i find it hard to be proud of my country.
def44 4 years ago
Look, I'm living in London now and know a lot amazing people. I hardly brand this whole courntry with that "joke for human being".
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
#2: I always thought that racism was just generated by white people (and that I could somehow help change that), but since I've moved to the South I find it more often coming from black people. Shock and dismay.
Then here comes someone like you. An angel sent by God to help change the world. I hope I can be more like you, and I wish I had more friends and neighbors like you. Happy Holidays!
catherinetodd 4 years ago
#1 Xelanderthomas: I think you and your videos are GREAT. I wish I could be more like you (and I'm white!). I was so confused by that Dr. Kamau Kambon person's video, about "white man trying to kill black people" and then you and your buddy came up with the parody of that (which I didn't understand until someone pointed out that it was a parody!).
After being on the receiving end of black racism, I am so relieved to see that not everyone is like this.
catherinetodd 4 years ago
I like your videos!
brothaman1985 4 years ago
Those 2 guys singlehandedly crushed the myth of white superiority. I was literally laughing so hard I was crying.
ultrachimp 4 years ago
I've got tears in my eyes, I'm laughing so hard! Pushing subscribe now.
dawnelaine96 4 years ago
Dude. You rock.
StinkyPoopies 4 years ago
Not bad for a Homo Eretus :))) Homo Eretus Actii 2:0 Homo Brit. Idiocrazii *
* "dämliche Inzuchtsbrut"
PhanAntje76 4 years ago
Very good spot. I wasn't expecting the moment of controlled rage. I agree with the Kinison comparison. Do you do stand up? If so, when will you be in the Tampa Bay?
plunder67 4 years ago
Excellent video and so funny!
NewYorkGardener 4 years ago
sorry but i have to post another one. you're awsome man! i love the way you handle with those dirty rotten racists. respect bro!
pauloman92 4 years ago
damn brother i just need one word for yo video: RIGHT!
pauloman92 4 years ago
Oh it makes me feel good to wet myself laughing at your mastery of sarcastic social commentary Mr X. You are a god among men, so you are. THIS is you at your best. Very phoenix-like- out of crap comes pure gold.
MacBraveheart 4 years ago
This is so funny!
chapaev36 4 years ago
Great stuff!! I embrace your brilliance. It just backs my opinion all the more that PEOPLE ARE STUPID!!!
fuzyglove 4 years ago
that was like a Sam Kinison rant at the end.. as an intelligent man you certainly get your fair share of hateful comments from ignorant U2brz.
Muzaloth 4 years ago
Hey, thanks for Kennison comparison. That's refreshing to get that. Usually people pick some other black comic to make an analogy but I was proably more influenced by Kennison on this than say Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
That really was a Kinison like rant with the Dictionary! All you needed to do was yell O OOHHHHHHHH! at the end and it would have been spot on.
Ollivander 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
hail to hitler kill the nigger xelander thomas he's a fag lol
billybigun64returns 4 years ago
I wish I was the type of mighty black that would go & swing in the trees & swing in the trees & swing in the trees lol.. that sounds like the paradise!! Perhaps that's what they were searching for !! lol.. 5 star for the video & the inappropriate blow off in balance for the irrelavent illogical comments.
itsnotit 4 years ago
I am on your side man
asscrackben 4 years ago
bwahaha, i really liked the dictionary part lol don´t ever listen to those haters, you´re great!
TheGeigers 4 years ago
from a lil old irishwoman
great stuff!
love it and you do it so well..have watched several
and subscribed
AuroraBFine 4 years ago
YOUR SUPERIOR!!! Everyone check out my Black in Dirty video on the response to ECIV!
hiroyukil33t 4 years ago
Wahahahaha!! XD
That's how I feel sometimes. Like I could just explode in someone's face. But it takes too much energy that they don't deserve.
Great vids. =]
raditztheradish 4 years ago
hahaha!! XD the ending made me giggle off the charts hahahahaha, i love you hahahaha XD and DONT listen to them, they just dont have livvveeeesss-uh.
shouldyray 4 years ago
i love you!!!!
esthermirjam 4 years ago
AWESOME
Bunten3123 4 years ago
wow usualy black people get flamed over the internet by people who think they look tough online
wmberserk 4 years ago
You're act shares a strikingly resemblance to Dave Chapelle's, in that both of you are extricating humor from the absolute absurdity and ignorance of particular (racist) people. Where your acts differ is in the fact that your message seems a bit more blatant, which in my opinion is for the better. Many people didn't see what he was trying to do, and so he gave up the show (as I'm sure you know) because instead of supressing racism, his jokes were perpetuating it.
Anywho, my hats off to you.
soccerdude1920 4 years ago
Wow, man, that's a pretty serious compliment. Thanks.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
You are too gay to function :)!!!
eZ333 4 years ago
absoultely brilliant
chrisds992 4 years ago
omfg! i just love you. look forward to watching all your videos.
dubaiedge 4 years ago
You, my friend, are one of my favorites here! Keep it up!
pehbunny 4 years ago
Great video! :)
btw, did any of the racists comment this video?
Franstsoenamie 4 years ago
It's interesting that they haven't, isn't it?
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
funny but the yelling was very loud on my speakers :(
tally24th 4 years ago
i really choked on my water watching this. you're great
Snapshot3 4 years ago
I really luv that you post such truthful stuff. Me being Half Black and Half white, i've heard a lot but never the monkeys in the trees of africa. haha! People are so ignorant. I would not be able to handle such harsh statements as well as you. and for that i really admire you! Your videos are truely amazing and thanks for sharing them with all of us.
monad 4 years ago
Does anyone honestly still believe they are better than someone based solely on race? I've met plenty of black people I didn't like, plenty of asians I couldn't stand and an abundance of white people I wanted to run over with my car; I don't hate any of these people because of where they were born or the color of their skin though. The one thing they all had in common was that they were idiots. With so many idiots around, I have yet to notice any correlation between idiotic tendencies and race.
MichaelDRennie 4 years ago 2
Anyone who makes racist remarks obviously has no logical understanding of the world. So all you attention seeking bastards should just fuck off and die, you're only polluting the world with your hate. There's good people within a certain race and likewise there are bad people. Treat people as individuals and not based on a preconceived notion of how you expect someone to act.
MichaelDRennie 4 years ago 2
I don't know if I wet my pants of laughter or if it was from being surprised, but that was damn hilarious.
Freakin150 4 years ago
Please make a part 3, this was really funny! har har :D
keldererik 4 years ago
You are my hero Xelander!!! You have a fan in Michigan!!! You say the things that I want to say to these scumbags every day. Love ya! :-)
wynnschr 4 years ago
Thanks much. I lived in Detriot for a couple of years ... a very long, long time ago.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
sarrycrey 4 years ago
In other words... I know what you mean.
I am a bit long winded, even with my comments.
sarrycrey 4 years ago
I like the clever ones as well, however, "Nigger go back to Africa and climb in trees" leaves me a little lacking...not much in the way of witticism, know what I mean?
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
I feel the same way about "show us your tits!" so I know EXACTLY what you mean jellybean!
sarrycrey 4 years ago
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA ngga nigga nigga nigga NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA youz a nigga
dirtynig92 4 years ago
There are a LOT of racism on youtube
animepsyco25 4 years ago
lol the comments they make really sound stupid when it's read out loude. lol it makes them sound so dumb, lol
IheartLatinoMen 4 years ago
Oh Xelander we all love ya!
Mamakayi 4 years ago
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Mamakayi 4 years ago
Dude you rock!!!! I love it!!! Im white but that was the $hit!! Please slam some more people that was just great!
Goku4369 4 years ago
I didn't spell out erectus in this video. I spelled out eretus the way "he" spelt it
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Can I come over?
moltanlavafalls 4 years ago
he was spelling it how the guy spelt it on his comment you stupid fuckin moron
ashb7 4 years ago
what a dumbass obviously didnt get the video!
kayleb15 4 years ago
He was spelling how Craigy spelled it. Not how it's supposed to be spelled.
radiobath 4 years ago
p.s. This is definatley worth 10 stars, but I can only give you 5. ;-)
angeleyz63 4 years ago
OMG. I was really ROFLMFAO! I guess you told PureBritish88 and Craigy122368! (Their comments are very similar. Hmmm. I bet they are the same person.) I love how you intellectually go off on them. You should send this one to MadTV. This was hilarious!
angeleyz63 4 years ago
Just wanted to say good work, I loved it!
MissKrissy22 4 years ago
I was laughing my head off! Oh! How I LOVE the bleeping dictionary part! You are my spokesperson! There should be a blog just for stupid, misspelled, idiotic...you get the point- comments. Bravo!
bathsheba57 4 years ago
^^ Wow.. just wow ^^ Kinda funny although a bit retarded that ppl actually post that kind of stuff imo. I mean.. wtf it's not like they have to say anything. If they don't have anything good to say they shouldn't say it. Critisism is one thing but just stupid stuff like those comments. I guess ppl will always suprise me with their stupidity.
Ramblemoe 4 years ago
Yeah, that why I call it Embracing Criticism - it's tongue n cheek, of course - what they say is neither criticism nor am I embracing that crap.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Haha! I jumped when you started screaming, but I get like that at times too when I get people trying to insult me and DEY R AL TYPN LYK DIS N FUKIN ACNT SPEL SHYT RITE.
Bravo.
radiobath 4 years ago
oh Mr. X you are too funny, only just found you. BTW "ERETUS" i think that means having ere-like qualities.
xoxox
hoomelemele 4 years ago
OH my GOD that was wonderful! I just love the way you scream "DICTIONARY!", and of course I think the reality is that these people just can't hold a candle to you, can't intimidate you, and will never be as erudite and intelligent as you are. This is the first of your videos I've watched, and I WILL be back... subscribed!
MamboDogFaceOne 4 years ago
Xelander, I saw in the later videos that you received some criticism for the yell in this video...but jeeze, it is entirely justified, given the crap these morons subject you to. I'm glad I've found your vids, they are great! :)
admiralnovia 4 years ago
Thanks
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
I should be working, but I saw the first part and had to watch this second part, which was even better than the first. I guess I'll have to subscribe and come back later to see the rest of your videos.
Tarja68 4 years ago
WTG X... the pacing of this vid is musical.
cruptbside 4 years ago
Xelander, you are pretty damn funny! Just now found your videos!
BlackSwan912 4 years ago
Thanks. Welcome!
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
You're a very brave and articulate man. I haven't seen any of your Shakespeare videos yet but I will certainly be watching you in the future. You've made me feel able to begin posting my own blogs again. Thank you.
MeowBeep 4 years ago
why not show them a thesaurus? maybe they will stop being monotonous?
paperlilies did a video reading insults. another person remixed her video faster. it was rather funny.
BreeinOC 4 years ago
I like paperlilies, she's cool. But I'm quite satisfied with my own take and videos on this stuff. A lot of people find them funny. But thanks for the suggestion anyway ;-)
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
definitely one of my favorite videos now. nicely done! i hate the ignorant bastards that seem to flood this website.
greentothisthing 4 years ago
"Homo Eretus"
Hahahahahah!
*Hides in a Big Brown Box threw the remainder of the video due to the insanity*
CUTWEST 4 years ago
Although this was just as good as the first one, it was a little scary towards the end...but given the comments they made, I think you handled it better then I would have.
fake182a 4 years ago
Well, some people don't like this one cause they feel that by doing that (yelling) I put myself on their level (the assholes). But I feel like yeah, that's actaully the point. I can be on their level. Doing the high brow more subtle, sophisticated response might get me more pats on the back from you guys who are not assholes. But the assholes don't hear it cause it goes over their heads.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
And it's interesting; if you go back and look at the other videos before this date (feb 23') and the 1st Embracing Criticism you will see 5 x the racial slurs on those videos - this one barely has any, it has 1 and that is debatable whether he means it in a negative manner. So you got to ask yourself why the same guys leaving the same crap on all the videos sudden decided to pass this one over and haven't been at me nearly as much as before since this video.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
I cant even begin to tell u how funny i think you are your videos keep me rollin lol.....keep do it..one love
acaccavaro 4 years ago
Haha, another great video, nice one but wait... What am I saying? I should be "swinging in the trees!" xD
monkeyboy00 4 years ago
That is sooooo funny how they think you're mean :) I love your expression on your face when you read ^^
Shizldizl 4 years ago
And last remark... Sorry for the flood!
What I think is the most interesting aspect of all is that out of complete idiocy a semi-intelligent (text) discussion was almost accomplished. :P
Tesselator 4 years ago
ah, gee, thanks...
we idiots have our momments
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
I happen to like Africa. I would also love to know how to swing in trees because it seems like it would be kinda fun. Unless you mean a hammock, which is equally fun. Only I already know how to do that.
chillmonster 4 years ago
Yeah, that's a good point, isn't. Africa is actaully a place a lot of people to vacation. Plus it's so vast. What part of Africa. I was in Tunisia on vacation. There were a lot of Europeans vacationing in there I'll tell ya.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Yeah, My mom lives in Sugunda (sp?) S.A. It's awesome!!! I'll pass on the swinging in the trees tho. Maybe if I weren't so ancient. :)
Tesselator 4 years ago
Hehe.. it's just the first one I had watched in a few months and thought to myself... WOW! These people have WAY too much time on their hands. :D
Tesselator 4 years ago
I am actually afraid of that almost everytime I make one of these. I must have far too much time on my hands. :-0
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
PS: My navigation skills suck righteously on this site so I doubt I'll be able to find my back here to read any replies you or others might leave. Bummer too cuz I'd like to read the response - just WHAT is going on in your head.. ???
Tesselator 4 years ago
And I had damn well better explain myself to you! :-p
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
LOL... Well, no... But isn't the whole purpose of video blogging to generate discussion? Besides I said "I'd like to read it" not "you'd better explain yourself". O :-)
Anyway.. you responded.. I get it. And in our other discussions I got to understand what V-Blogging was about t you - which helped ME wrap MY head around it as well.
Tesselator 4 years ago
Thanks, glad you put lol and a happy face with this because my comment wasn't intended to be as hissy-fit shitty as it reads now. You write these things and then when you see the response you realize how it looks or sounds. And I apprieciate your willingness to discuss.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Yup.. me too sometimes... Other times it ends up looking smarter than I actually am... Heh! I guess it all evens out. ;)
Tesselator 4 years ago
And later for the facial contortions you performed, and lastly for just ridiculous American society has become that sitting in from of a camera and swapping insults back and forth with insecure teens is somehow interesting, entertaining, or in any way pleasing let alone beneficial to anyone in any form.
Tesselator 4 years ago
[I see you have to read these backwards.. :D Sorry]
The goof-ball cover was a little odd. It made me laugh for a few reasons - Foremost oh which was that >I< was silly enough to sit through it. Gawd, I must have a sad life.. :D
Tesselator 4 years ago
kids not yet comfortable with who they are. That's kewl I guess but responding to it... Like this video did? Maybe you're revealing too much about how you really feel on the issue? Your fears and insecurities I mean.
(continued)
Tesselator 4 years ago
And?
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
You said "And?".
And as in you want me to elaborate? There's nothing to expand on here. I just meant it looks like they got your goat and that you're reacting because of that.
Tesselator