Sex is lawful to christians who are married, and are of the opposite sex, so if u think that lube and condoms are natural then your wrong.. you weren't born with that stuff.
@GrungeFlannel1990 Yes, yes... but who wants to have boring old vanilla 'natural' sex? Life's way to short. If you've never covered yourself in chocolate mousse and taken someone of the same sex (or a completely different species) up the shitter, you really haven't lived.
Animals also mate after the first period cycle. So according to gay logic here,....we should be able to have sex with a female after her very first period. Animals kill their deformed babies. According to gay logic here,....we should kill off any handicapped or retarded among us. Some animals can produce sperm on their own in order to fertilize their OWN eggs. According to gay logic here, we should find the way to do the same. OR, live an elevated way of life and control your flesh.
@SaltineCrackaAss Except, of course, you're being selective. Not ALL animals do ALL of the things you mentioned. Many animals also practice gay sex therefore, by your own logic, we should ALL do the same. Many animals are not bigoted, homophobic pricks, therefore you should probably stfu. :)
@kasperhauseredux I NEVER said we should do what the animals do. Animals will have sex with you during mating season. My logic NEVER supports lowering my moral standards to that of an animal. I don't see where you got that from. And yes, ALL ANIMALS mate after the first period cycle.YOUR LOGIC says that this is ok. No? Well if that behavior isn't ok for a human, ....then what makes you think supposed homo behavior is acceptable? And BTW,exclusive homo behavior does not exist with animals
@SaltineCrackaAss Your 'logic'? Well, thanks for the massive bellylaugh, at least. You're not making a logical argument, you're making a lifestyle judgment, let's just get that out of the way, shall we? You are equating reproduction in some animal species with human pedophilia, and human pedophilia with homosexuality. That's a pretty muddled view of the world, even by wretched little homophobe standards. Please don't bother to reply. Conversing with you is amusing, yet completely beneath me.
@SaltineCrackaAss I was puzzled by your reference to "first period" I'm assuming you are referencing pedophilia, ie sexual relations with a 12 yr old? The fact is Biblical patriarchs had some very young wives, even in the US, it was common for an older man to marry a girl as young as 13 even 12 up until about the 1860's. The bible doesn't comment on the biology of homosexuality. (ie 1 Cor 6:9;11) Heterosexuality and homosexuality are described in the same terms: sex only within marriage.
(is a huge turtle fan. I <3 Mikey and Ralph and no I am not offended by the idea. A bit wierded out at the thought of it being interprited as bestiality and incest, but hey. I look at it logicl. 4 dudes living in a sewer with a rat who's only friends are a hockey mask wearing imbecile and a smoking hot reproter. Depending on which version you watch of course. So, hey, what else are they going to do?)
Just because you see animals doing this, it doesn't mean that a human should get down to the level of an animal to look up to it. And say, should I engage in this two? Animals are just what they are animals nothing more. An animal can't be judged by God for this. They have a body and spirit, no soul that is why if they kill you you would be eatten by it. A man has a spirit, soul, that lives in a body God will judge you according to your deeds done in this body. For all have sinned. Animals no!
@MsBREATHOFLIFE Wait...are you saying you've never done it doggy style? Seriously, you're missing out on one of Gods greatest gifts to mankind - really, really filthy sex.
Seriously though, bit judgmental don't you think? How do you know animals don't have a soul? How, for that matter, do you know that humans do? Simple fact: You don't.
Incidentally, as for humans 'getting down to the level of animals', we ARE animals. A human is just an animal with a Facebook account. Live with it. Kthanxbye.
@kasperhauseredux Hey! what's up? No! I dont think I was judgmental, not enough though. For one thing the Bible says that animals don't have a soul, and I remember reading a documentary saying that animals weight more then a human on death. I don't know if you read the Bible, but your right God does say we are beasts. But He didn't say we should act like them. It's becuz of sin that ppl act like animals. This is in the Bible. I said in my heart, God shall judge the righteous and the wicked; #1
@MsBREATHOFLIFE The experiment you refer to, conducted by Douglas MacDougall in 1907 has been completely discredited by the scientific community. Whatever documentary you saw was, I'm afraid, utter rubbish.
I've studied the bible as a literature student in England. I've also studied Origin of the Species by Charles Darwin. I put far more trust in provable scientific theory, which says we are indeed animals, over spurious mythology, which is what I consider all religious texts to be.
@kasperha Well, I really don't know which one it was. I just heard that in passing, by the tv. and wether it was discredited or not what would be the big deal to it any way? Animals will not go to heaven. Unless you ask God if you could have your pet there. What did Darwin say about the species? We are not animals, yo! We go well beyond and animal, that is why God said take dominon over them. Not take reference from them or ideas. They can't speak, they eat, poop, sleep, sex if given the chance.
@kaspe And as far as religion being mythology, I agree, becuz I am not a religious person persay, but my walk with God is personal. There is a big difference to this. Religion says, mythology, commitment says, I love you Jesus. Nothing will seperate me from the love of God. You don't know what your missing. You get up maybe go to work, you hang out with friends that do weard things. You do something your sorry for. you go to bed and do it over again and again. One big loop hole that never close
@MsBREATHOFLIFE Incidentally, whether you were being personally judgmental or quoting passages from the bible is irrelevant, given that the outcome is the same. Consider that the bible condones slavery, filicide, genocide and many other thoroughly disgusting acts, and the only conclusions one can draw are that it was either the work of people of very dubious morals (to say the least) or, if it truly is the word of god, he must be a massive douchebag. It's the most hateful book I ever read.
@kasperha Tell me what part was being judgmental. When I wrote that that is what came into my mind. That what this man was saying is do what animals do, you will learn something.And if they do we can too. No! We don't follow in the footsteps of a domastic animal, or one from the jungle. So what if God condoned slavery, it was his ppl any way, and then outside ppl. And it was done mostly by the whites anyway. See, when sin came into the world, all these things also came with it. God didn't do it.
@kaspe The things that happened was becuz of sin. And God was cleaning the earth up at the time. If your talking about the flood, of Noah. God gave them 120 years to repent. They just didn't die right then on the spot. Noah had to build the ark. It took him 120 years to do it. God said I will give them this long to repent. The perants laughted, & the childern grow up, laughted, grandchildern growup, laughted & in between all this ppl died natural deaths. Some where accidently killed, & purposly
@kasperhauseredux #2 For there is a time there for every purpose and for every work. I said in my heart concening the estate of the sons of men, that God might manifest them, and they they might see that themselves are beasts. For that which befalles the sons of men befalls beasts: even one thing befalls them as the one dies, so dies the other; yet they have all one breath; so that a man has no excuse above a beast. All go to one place; (all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again.)
@kasperhauseredux sorry this is so long, but I think your name is longer.lol. #3 You know the saying ashes to ashes dust to dust? This is where they get that when your dead. Who knows the spirit of a man that (goeth upward) and the (spirit of the beast) that goes (downward to the earth)? Then it says, (Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was); (and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.) If you do read the Bible, Ecclesiastes 9:1-6 Because there is more.
Sex is lawful to christians who are married, and are of the opposite sex, so if u think that lube and condoms are natural then your wrong.. you weren't born with that stuff.
GrungeFlannel1990 6 months ago
@GrungeFlannel1990 Yes, yes... but who wants to have boring old vanilla 'natural' sex? Life's way to short. If you've never covered yourself in chocolate mousse and taken someone of the same sex (or a completely different species) up the shitter, you really haven't lived.
kasperhauseredux 6 months ago
JUST BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF AND CHECK THIS OUT (.trueorigin(DOT)org/gaygene01.asp) COMMENT ON IT
saddleheadson 11 months ago
Animals also mate after the first period cycle. So according to gay logic here,....we should be able to have sex with a female after her very first period. Animals kill their deformed babies. According to gay logic here,....we should kill off any handicapped or retarded among us. Some animals can produce sperm on their own in order to fertilize their OWN eggs. According to gay logic here, we should find the way to do the same. OR, live an elevated way of life and control your flesh.
SaltineCrackaAss 1 year ago
@SaltineCrackaAss Except, of course, you're being selective. Not ALL animals do ALL of the things you mentioned. Many animals also practice gay sex therefore, by your own logic, we should ALL do the same. Many animals are not bigoted, homophobic pricks, therefore you should probably stfu. :)
kasperhauseredux 1 year ago 4
@kasperhauseredux I NEVER said we should do what the animals do. Animals will have sex with you during mating season. My logic NEVER supports lowering my moral standards to that of an animal. I don't see where you got that from. And yes, ALL ANIMALS mate after the first period cycle.YOUR LOGIC says that this is ok. No? Well if that behavior isn't ok for a human, ....then what makes you think supposed homo behavior is acceptable? And BTW,exclusive homo behavior does not exist with animals
SaltineCrackaAss 1 year ago
@SaltineCrackaAss Your 'logic'? Well, thanks for the massive bellylaugh, at least. You're not making a logical argument, you're making a lifestyle judgment, let's just get that out of the way, shall we? You are equating reproduction in some animal species with human pedophilia, and human pedophilia with homosexuality. That's a pretty muddled view of the world, even by wretched little homophobe standards. Please don't bother to reply. Conversing with you is amusing, yet completely beneath me.
kasperhauseredux 1 year ago
@kasperhauseredux You failed at your own argument and logic. You and your lifestyle equals FAIL
SaltineCrackaAss 1 year ago
@SaltineCrackaAss Exclusive homo behavior does exist, You just haven't learn enough about animals to know that. So just shut the fuck up.
SuperMrAtheist 7 months ago
@SuperMrAtheist Show us an example.
iEatBoneDust 5 months ago
@iEatBoneDust
You want an example so bad? Watch Out in Nature: Homosexual Behavior in the Animal Kingdom. There...
BROADCASTRECAPTV 5 months ago
@kasperhauseredux You are awesome.
SuperMrAtheist 7 months ago
@kasperhauseredux Wow, you call someone names in order to shut them up because you have no argument.
iEatBoneDust 5 months ago
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@kasperhauseredux Wow, you call someone names in order to shut them up because you have no argument.
iEatBoneDust 5 months ago
@SaltineCrackaAss I was puzzled by your reference to "first period" I'm assuming you are referencing pedophilia, ie sexual relations with a 12 yr old? The fact is Biblical patriarchs had some very young wives, even in the US, it was common for an older man to marry a girl as young as 13 even 12 up until about the 1860's. The bible doesn't comment on the biology of homosexuality. (ie 1 Cor 6:9;11) Heterosexuality and homosexuality are described in the same terms: sex only within marriage.
kylekataryn 8 months ago
@SaltineCrackaAss I have 3 cats.One of them likes to hump male cats.Big fu*cking deal.
punca 8 months ago
Wow. Props to the tutlecest idea.
(is a huge turtle fan. I <3 Mikey and Ralph and no I am not offended by the idea. A bit wierded out at the thought of it being interprited as bestiality and incest, but hey. I look at it logicl. 4 dudes living in a sewer with a rat who's only friends are a hockey mask wearing imbecile and a smoking hot reproter. Depending on which version you watch of course. So, hey, what else are they going to do?)
Sorry if it seemed a bit fanboyish.
GojyotheFeared 1 year ago
THUMBS WAY UP, If you would bang the SHIT out of that girl in the 1st part of the video!!!
n1ggaja 1 year ago
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this is the funniest video ever made! i like turtles
lascroabas67 1 year ago
this is the funniest video ever made!
lascroabas67 1 year ago
Just because you see animals doing this, it doesn't mean that a human should get down to the level of an animal to look up to it. And say, should I engage in this two? Animals are just what they are animals nothing more. An animal can't be judged by God for this. They have a body and spirit, no soul that is why if they kill you you would be eatten by it. A man has a spirit, soul, that lives in a body God will judge you according to your deeds done in this body. For all have sinned. Animals no!
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 year ago
@MsBREATHOFLIFE Wait...are you saying you've never done it doggy style? Seriously, you're missing out on one of Gods greatest gifts to mankind - really, really filthy sex.
Seriously though, bit judgmental don't you think? How do you know animals don't have a soul? How, for that matter, do you know that humans do? Simple fact: You don't.
Incidentally, as for humans 'getting down to the level of animals', we ARE animals. A human is just an animal with a Facebook account. Live with it. Kthanxbye.
kasperhauseredux 1 year ago
@kasperhauseredux Hey! what's up? No! I dont think I was judgmental, not enough though. For one thing the Bible says that animals don't have a soul, and I remember reading a documentary saying that animals weight more then a human on death. I don't know if you read the Bible, but your right God does say we are beasts. But He didn't say we should act like them. It's becuz of sin that ppl act like animals. This is in the Bible. I said in my heart, God shall judge the righteous and the wicked; #1
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 year ago
@MsBREATHOFLIFE The experiment you refer to, conducted by Douglas MacDougall in 1907 has been completely discredited by the scientific community. Whatever documentary you saw was, I'm afraid, utter rubbish.
I've studied the bible as a literature student in England. I've also studied Origin of the Species by Charles Darwin. I put far more trust in provable scientific theory, which says we are indeed animals, over spurious mythology, which is what I consider all religious texts to be.
kasperhauseredux 1 year ago
@kasperha Well, I really don't know which one it was. I just heard that in passing, by the tv. and wether it was discredited or not what would be the big deal to it any way? Animals will not go to heaven. Unless you ask God if you could have your pet there. What did Darwin say about the species? We are not animals, yo! We go well beyond and animal, that is why God said take dominon over them. Not take reference from them or ideas. They can't speak, they eat, poop, sleep, sex if given the chance.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 year ago
@kaspe And as far as religion being mythology, I agree, becuz I am not a religious person persay, but my walk with God is personal. There is a big difference to this. Religion says, mythology, commitment says, I love you Jesus. Nothing will seperate me from the love of God. You don't know what your missing. You get up maybe go to work, you hang out with friends that do weard things. You do something your sorry for. you go to bed and do it over again and again. One big loop hole that never close
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 year ago
@MsBREATHOFLIFE Incidentally, whether you were being personally judgmental or quoting passages from the bible is irrelevant, given that the outcome is the same. Consider that the bible condones slavery, filicide, genocide and many other thoroughly disgusting acts, and the only conclusions one can draw are that it was either the work of people of very dubious morals (to say the least) or, if it truly is the word of god, he must be a massive douchebag. It's the most hateful book I ever read.
kasperhauseredux 1 year ago
@kasperha Tell me what part was being judgmental. When I wrote that that is what came into my mind. That what this man was saying is do what animals do, you will learn something.And if they do we can too. No! We don't follow in the footsteps of a domastic animal, or one from the jungle. So what if God condoned slavery, it was his ppl any way, and then outside ppl. And it was done mostly by the whites anyway. See, when sin came into the world, all these things also came with it. God didn't do it.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 year ago
@kaspe The things that happened was becuz of sin. And God was cleaning the earth up at the time. If your talking about the flood, of Noah. God gave them 120 years to repent. They just didn't die right then on the spot. Noah had to build the ark. It took him 120 years to do it. God said I will give them this long to repent. The perants laughted, & the childern grow up, laughted, grandchildern growup, laughted & in between all this ppl died natural deaths. Some where accidently killed, & purposly
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 year ago
@kasperhauseredux #2 For there is a time there for every purpose and for every work. I said in my heart concening the estate of the sons of men, that God might manifest them, and they they might see that themselves are beasts. For that which befalles the sons of men befalls beasts: even one thing befalls them as the one dies, so dies the other; yet they have all one breath; so that a man has no excuse above a beast. All go to one place; (all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again.)
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 year ago
@kasperhauseredux sorry this is so long, but I think your name is longer.lol. #3 You know the saying ashes to ashes dust to dust? This is where they get that when your dead. Who knows the spirit of a man that (goeth upward) and the (spirit of the beast) that goes (downward to the earth)? Then it says, (Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was); (and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.) If you do read the Bible, Ecclesiastes 9:1-6 Because there is more.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 year ago
I want 2 minutes of my life back.
jahs389 1 year ago
The sarcasm of the video is very subtle.
Good job.
I suspect most won’t pick up on it
Blairtim69 1 year ago
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At least you're honest!
osummuso 1 year ago
Whoever made this documentary is a sick fuck!
osummuso 1 year ago
@osummuso That would be me. Cheers!
kasperhauseredux 1 year ago 2
ha, da vinci was not gay and you can't compare modern homosexuality to ancient homosexuality
TheHanzoMK1 1 year ago
@TheHanzoMK1
Da Vinci was charged with Sodomy at age 24
There is no record of any women in his life, but he did surround himself with beautiful men.
Blairtim69 1 year ago
you forgot to mention leonardo decaprio , he's pretty gay !
poopydoolarroo 2 years ago
The Way To HapPENIS
RPFmakeover 3 years ago
@RPFmakeover haPENIS haPENIS the whole world needs haPENIS
lordspectre 1 year ago
LOL
SlappyThePenguin 3 years ago
XD that was epic~
Jmbrandon9 3 years ago
LOL
Enthetamachine 3 years ago