Two and a Half Men - Jake Get's Drunk

[Windtunnel88]

boobies, no violence...nice

[sammydude11]

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[rock4ever764]

and drink a lot of water which our bodies need to stay healthy :PP hahahah

[sammydude11]

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[fortyozdog]

in america

[fortyozdog]

for good beer 6 packs are usually pricy

[alexvill1994]

Lol. People on the internet who comment on videos like this describing their first drunk experience. Must you attempt to scrape recognition to fuel your interwebz pride from EVERYWHERE that could possibly harbor some for you?

[OzzyFan87]

@alexvill1994 Lol. People on the internet who comment on videos trying to sound profound just to fuel their own delusions of being an intelligent person.

[alexvill1994]

@OzzyFan87 Hey. Actually, MENSA-worthy IQ here, buddy. Not that it matters how "intelligent" we are. We all die anyway. Intelligence is irrelevant. That's coming from someone who, according to this society, is considered "highly intelligent."

It's all bullshit. It doesn't take an intelligent person to know that flaunting about drunken experiences in a public forum is attention-seeking behavior. Classic original response though. Basically about as effective as saying "Lol ur dumb"

[OzzyFan87]

@alexvill1994 You're calling others attention seekers? People project into others what they are themselves you know...Just stop it, you know what you're doing, just stop it..

[alexvill1994]

@OzzyFan87 "DUDE EVERYONE WHO READS THIS COMMENT CHECK IT OUT I'VE GOTTEN DRUNK B4."

Yup, attention seekers. And you're obviously trying to prove to me that you're better/more righteous than me by downing me as the bad guy and making yourself stand out as the obviously superior one. The result of said comparison I could give a fuck about. I'm not doing anything. It's Youtube, buddy. What am I SUPPOSED to be doing. It's a bunch of comments on a youtube video.. -__-

[OzzyFan87]

@alexvill1994 I'm not your buddy first of all, and second, if you didn't give a fuck you wouldn't have posted a comment, or a reply to mine would you?

[hotman718]

I've never been drunk and I'm 18.

[sarahb5567]

my first time drunk i was at a sleepover and i got drunk off a can and a half of bulmers i was 11 :) irish and proud !!

[AchievementOverload]

the bat rastard!

[KayLovesC]

Scrambled it is.

[KlayyJayy]

I dunno I think jake needs every brain cell he has

[TheXavierConspiracy]

Who gets drunk off a six pack

[HappymanFIN]

@TheXavierConspiracy Beginner. if you havent never drink before, it's possible to get drunk off six pack.

[luckster1010]

my first time drunk was at 14 at my brothers birthday party!!!! :) it was fun :P

[lovmezlavXOX]

my first time drunk was at 13,:)

[muttley299]

i can't remember the first time i was drunk.

[TheHadesShade]

@muttley299 then you must have been very drunk XD

[KillerLord26]

13 2 ... 32 lol

[hungryhungrymetroid]

@PastWWEEpisodes He just says that when he gets nervous and has to think of what to say.

[LadyJackson01]

What episode is this? And which season?

[drunkenwrecche]

@PastWWEEpisodes He probably did too much wrestling as a la.. Oh wait, oops!

oO

[drunkenwrecche]

bat rastards, costs $14-16 for 6 beers here.

haha could watchi this all day, who cares about kushter, youtube will do.

[tkdkid27]

boobies no violence...best comment ever

[bethluvsyuu]

'the bat rastard' haha

[Sawchuk9]

@812225 Free health care..Awhad up!

[chip64c]

Wait for it...

[angusyoung15]

"He ditched me when i started throwing up. The bat rastard!"

[janvy2k]

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain cells... I love Uncle Charlie!!

[stopsnitch]

the bat rasterd ...

[1500marahatta]

He ditched me after I started throwing up that batrasterd lol

[sammydude11]

@812225 xD

[SKOTP69]

"I'm all done throwin' up"...and then straight back into it!

[HappymanFIN]

How much 6-pack cost in US? 10 dollars?

[sammydude11]

@HappymanFIN Idk, I'm Canadian.

[puffyluvr]

@HappymanFIN i have no clue.....i dont drink and i dont look at the prices.....not that i want to

but im guessing $10 is about right

drinking's an expensive habit though......if only people would think of that before becoming alcoholics

[sjm8890]

@HappymanFIN it varies from state to state

[peterkostwinder]

@HappymanFIN Idk, but in Holland, I think somewhere between: 4 and 6 euro's,

[HappyThoughtsToU]

@HappymanFIN Yeah, between 6 and 10 dollars...depends the brand!

[callofdutyWAWmodder]

@HappymanFIN America is really cheap

[themaverickswon]

@HappymanFIN

depends what kinda shit uget

[undead50]

@HappymanFIN depends on the brand, it can go from $7-$10

[dogman2456]

@HappymanFIN somewher between 10 - 30 $

[ftlptba]

@HappymanFIN in uk 7coronas 7pounds! bargain booze!

[AdamXXll]

@HappymanFIN depends on the beer, usually around 5-15$

[AVIBobcat08]

@HappymanFIN Just depends on where you live, Where I live its about 7.99 for a six pack 13.99 for a 12 pack and 26.99 for a 24 pack or a case.

[Kampfdrohne]

scrambled it is

[Nibbelpippel]

"what case?" -____________-

[stopsnitch]

the bat rastard...

[pinkberry57412]

I was 13 when i first tired and I still am 13 I was at a friends house

[shadowsofDarkness100]

lol i think i was 10 when i first drank alcohol :o

[googlexmaster]

@shadowsofDarkness100 sameeeeeee:D 5 years later it's mostly all i do xD

[shadowsofDarkness100]

@googlexmaster hahaha nice !! ^^

[dk5388]

oh that good day when i first got drunk...i was 12 and didnt throw up...until i got on the school bus

[sammydude11]

@dk5388 Lol

[dschist93]

@dk5388 yeah, i guess ur pretty cool....

[dk5388]

@dschist93 actually im kind of a dork

[thunderhead79]

@dk5388 lol but how can people no it was from drinking? free day off tho right?

[landcommander1981]

That jalapeno soft pretzel sounds really good.

[donrafacorleone]

scrambled it is! hahaha i love that chapter!

[wendyspwnsu]

how the hell does beer get you drunk

[sammydude11]

Thanks for all the LIKES guys, it really helps my channel out. Keep it up. THANKS!

[TheRahul9898]

damn 0 dislikes.......

[dlmsuperdave]

I didn't have to ask... at 14 my uncle asked me if i wanted a beer. now i'm 41 and 5 dui's later thinking i should have said no. Thanks for nothing uncle!

[sammydude11]

@dlmsuperdave Lol I'm 14 and my parents asked me if i wanted beer or wine :P

[JJSOKEWL]

@sammydude11 wait thats wrong ur parents ASKED YOU arent you supposed to ask THEM

[sammydude11]

@JJSOKEWL well, Yes :P

[Goomba753]

@sammydude11 Wow, you're so cool.

[Crowe0920]

Jake: can you make meatloaf?

Charlie: does it come in a tube?

Jake: No, it comes on a plate.

Charlie: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT COMES IN!!!!!

[metalgearrex2]

I was 9 wen I started drinkin

[xxhiscontrolxx]

@metalgearrex2 wow... how come?

[metalgearrex2]

@xxhiscontrolxx dunno

[Marth485]

"The BAT RASTARD!" LMAO 4:15

[JJSOKEWL]

like passed out and fell asleep in the sick bay bed xD dude i was like hung over lol

[JJSOKEWL]

ive gotten drunk on two occasions one time i was out at like 10:00 and i was in a rebbelious stage my mates like stole booze i got drunk they were pouring the coke and alcohol down on me then they got spray paint and painted my arms to look liek the Avatar aliens and it took ages to get the paint out and the other time my mates brought scotch to school i was the biggest alcoholic there i was hogging the drink and the next period i was sitting out of sport cuz i couldnt walk i was dizzy and i..

[XXXkLeCiIj69XXX]

Haha my 14 year old classmates do a lot of booze & pot & tobacco but i dont, cuz its cool

[dashcoja]

Boobies no violence lmfao

[sakura1890]

Awesome! thanks for those videos!

[sammydude11]

@sakura1890 glad you like them :P

[homeimpovement89]

I never saw dis one man lmao wen Jake drunk then he want the trunk lmao

[LACL671]

Jon Cryer <3 :D

[person1492]

@oldblubblub Write a book.

[oldblubblub]

My uncle once offered my 16 year old cousin for alcahol. It's true.

[porshemonkey1]

@oldblubblub ur kool.. dude i people start to drink at 10 and 13

[TheSalgado3]

@porshemonkey1 are there two of you, or did you somehow start twice??

[porshemonkey1]

@TheSalgado3 what u talkin about .

[TheSalgado3]

@porshemonkey1 You said you started drinking at 10 AND 13...???

[justinvanderlinden]

@oldblubblub so what

[davidje10]

@oldblubblub ,so?

[mjh186]

What was the episode when he said "scrambled it is"?

[sammydude11]

@mjh186 season 6 episode 3 i think.

[Lisag507]

deep down i love him

and i love you too

[srayj]

Jake looks so cute when he says "I love you too."

[H1W25K1998]

'Scrambled it is'

[Imthegrffitymen]

13 32 ! yeah right jajaja xD

[PhsychicCow93]

"the bat rastard!!"

OMG HOW AMAZING <3

LUV JAKE HARPER XX

[BestFlushedAwayfan]

@PhsychicCow93 I know rite Jake's AWESOME!!! :D

[SamanthaFernandez]

Its because he got taller also, puberty eh? :)

[dodgerssega1]

hahahaha this is funny i remember my first time idid that at a liquor store and then i got drunk

[DGD93]

hahahha so fucking funny

but i havent seen any of the 6th season D:

[dilodillondil]

BOOBIES NO VOILENCE

[Masterkays]

lol

i watched this before

it's great XD