Letterman - Optimus Prime Top Ten List

[toddsmitts]

Letterman: Good luck getting a cab!

Optimus:  I *AM* the cab!

[dare2dream241]

" Jergens Lotion leaves my hands... silky smoooth." AWESOME.

[AlexanderTheGreat169]

number ten actually sounded pretty cool

[Swfronis]

Say this in OPTIMUS voice: "AUTOBOTS...... TRANFORM!!!"

[YazziB15]

Can he say "sex" again? LOL. That voice...

[meepymoof]

The 'taters bit was the only part I found funny, although it DID make me bust out laughing.

[Teufeldolch]

God, I would kill to have that voice...

[arabianknight86]

Family Guy was right. Optimus Prime is Jewish.

[tahasafwan]

he should say the green lantern anthem " In brightest day, in blackest night,

No evil shall escape my sight

Let those who worship evil’s might

Beware my power, Green Lantern’s light.

[ilaglikehell]

This video would receive 100% likability if they would cut out each scene with Letterman.

[xxLovelyGarnetxx]

letterman has just defiled the true meaning of prime's voice but it was still funny lol.

[XxmirrorsscaremexX]

wow...after the rabbi joke david letterman says 'Theres something about this guy i dont like" Antisemetical?

[sonicfan289]

AMAZING A BOOBIE TRAP THAT ACTUALLY CAPTURES BOOBIES

[lokichaos2]

OMFG I can never look at Optimus Prime the same way again. Rotflmfao

[mwtbbltr]

FUCK YOU DAVE

IF THAT WAS REALLY OPTIMUS PRIME YOU WOULD ALL DIE FROM EPICNESS!!

[brucewayne264]

did Peter Cullen do the voice-over for this? :P

[copperchan]

@brucewayne264 yes he did, he's awesome like that :D

[OwlCity4223]

I knew he was a Jew

[haloangel21]

3:00

"my parents wanted me to be a rabbi."

Lmfao. :D when he says it that way, it cracks me up. hahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Spikebravosucks]

Where is Drew Barrymore to show you her tits when you need her?

[ralphman11]

THIS was very entertaining...

[LeBartman]

OPTIMUS PRIME IS JEWISH.

[j053ro]

@LeBartman no because hes japanese

[OwlCity4223]

@j053ro He's a Jew...look  at his nose

[j053ro]

@OwlCity4223 hahahahah maybe he's italian?

[syxodude91]

@LeBartman according to that episode of family guy yeah prime is jewish.

[blu3violet]

I lost it when he said " 'TATERS"

LMFAO

[PunchSydeiron]

@blu3violet Forget #1, "Man do I love me some taters" is easily funnier!

[TheHaxman999]

what about this one!!!

"Flawless Victory, Fatality!"

[iwannagetdirrtyy]

"Do you have these khakis in 114?"

"I saw a squirrel rubbing sunblock on his nuts"

"DAWG" LOOOOOOOOL

"LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT"

"ALL THE SLAMMIN' SHORTIES IN THE HOUSE SAY YEAAH" LOOOOOOOOOOL

This is hysterical XD

[Blade6455]

i thoght prime will say for number one i love to wach family guy evernight at 11 !!!!!! waching the babie kill some hooker muahahahahhaha

[TheOdst219]

how the hell did he fit through the door?

[EmberQZ912995]

@TheOdst219 He's Optimus Freaking Prime. Don't question his powers.

[Hot293wildcat]

I don't understend why Letterman wishes Optimus luck for getting a cab if Optimus can Transform into a truck.

[csgrambauer]

@Hot293wildcat Err...maybe because it's Letterman trying to be funny? You know telling a joke?

[TheFunnyOne25]

@Hot293wildcat That's part of the joke...

[jamauln1]

@Hot293wildcat I think that's the joke.

[MrGhostbuster396]

@Hot293wildcat how did he fit through the door

[thevisionary2007]

2:55-3:10 Dave is Anti-Semitic, apparently.

[IamMrsTracy]

That number 10 sounds realy srceepy acsually...

[Raven150000]

#1 shoulde be ''amazing! a bobie trap that actualy catshes boobies!!!''

[AntiNubDevice]

Why is there not "Pardon me, do you have any Gray Poupon?" Come on. FAIL.

[TheDowla12]

stop making fun of him before he "takes you all on"!

[Becky123190]

Rabbi Optimus cool im half jewish how he get to the holy land

[RRPiccolo]

@AlienSacrifice Yes, only in Optimus' voice. :) I wish I could friend Optimus Prime on FB. :)

[lawtonokieguy]

ok why does box that says click here to check out megan fox on letterman pop up for??? I could care less about megan fox I wanna see some damn robot kick some robot ass....not her fugly ass.....

[abramhb]

Optimus!!

[2012Gojira]

#1, Only Peter Cullen could make that sound cool :)

[tererobbi]

Top ten cool things about David Letterman

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[Nelyawyn]

omg #8, I laughed so hard

[jonty811]

If my dad's truck could talk, I want it to sound like optimus

[ambygirl1008]

This should be called, "Top Ten Things Optimus Prime would never say unless a Decepticon had a gun pointed at his girlfriends head"

[fefedobson12345]

haha!! that is hilourous! i love number 1! haha :)

[buttkickerfemme217]

Is it bad that I'm such a fangirl I watched this just to hear him say "sex"? :D

[JakeJohnRogers]

@buttkickerfemme217 Yes, yes it is.

[IamHeroic24]

AWWWWWWWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[supergirlprime]

#6 is epic!

[zzman305]

Man do I love me some taters

[pikabko1]

I got a dumb question. How did they Get Optimus Prime so show up when the movie is a computer graphics?

[dog453679]

At least he didn't have Megatron doing the top 10. LOL!

[lilsteph7397]

i like #6. that is soo funny

[benriche6]

One of the greatest Top 10s ever. Hilarious.

[thekingofHar95]

liam neesons voice is just too sick

[jake5]

@thekingofHar95 Liam Neeson?

[thekingofHar95]

@jake5 ya hes the voice of optimus prime

[thekingofHar95]

@jake5 oh crap my bad its not him, thats so weird, i researched the voice and thats what it told me.

[jake5]

@thekingofHar95 It's alright. Peter Cullen and Liam Neeson sound alike sometimes.

[tubeuser2222]

if i was Optimus...i would vaporize Letterman, and then make every book on earth an audio book and bring world peace with my voice.

[brownblair98]

Even whe he's saying stuff like "all the slammin shorties in the house say 'yeah'! " Peter Cullen brings a sense of dignity to EVERYTHING Optimus Prime says.

[filipinoblackbird]

how does he use lotion if his hands are like rusty black?

[TFDude101]

All the slammin' shorties in the house say "Yeah."

[GavenMcEagle]

numba 6 was just so WRONG

[isnarnhimself]

bah i thought there was going to be some jokes :(

[UnholyCrabmeat]

man, letterman seems so irritated...

[PREZILLA2009]

960 decepticons!!!

[CarMoves]

lame

[o82774]

WOW they are really clowining Pptimus :(

It's funny as hell but there is some disrespect in there lol

Damn funny...but they hatin' just a little...

It is wild how Peter Cullen uses a black guy's voice for Optimus Prime. Heck his his # 1 line from the top 10 list is a straight black guy dialog and it WORKS because he sounds so black lol

[senorjiveturkey]

Letterman is funny, but i feel like he has shit writers. You can tell he doesn't even like the jokes they write

[Kevdogg827]

I thought #10 was the best...

[mrserjmalakian]

GOOMBI LORD LICKING OPTIMUS PRIME ON TOP OF THE WILLIS TOWER IS REAL! IT'S IN THIS VIDEO!

[vulturedoors]

Peter Cullen is god.

[vulturedoors]

960 people are Decepticons.

[whitevirgo43]

optimus prime has no sence of humor.

he should stick to protecting the earth

[TangoDownProduction5]

Why did he need notecards to count down numbers?

[creat3d]

@TangoDownProduction5 Comment of the year.

[MajaEleonora]

@TangoDownProduction5 I think, while we see the robot talking, he crosses off the number he has already said. In order to not get confused, and omit/repeat numbers.

[Filogirl4ever]

@TangoDownProduction5 I'm thinking that he does that on purpose. :)

[PNDgaming]

i love number 6 xD

[disturbedhalo117]

Should have made the cartoon version instead of this version because it's cheaper, and it's how everyone remembers him.

[3931Kong]

"David, I study here."

Well i guess Prime's still learning about Earth :D

[3931Kong]

stupid letterman

Insult my favorite Cybertronian. 

[bumblebeerocks77x]

and hes not jewish!!!! jackass!!!! he sould be silece i kill him! o shit

[bumblebeerocks77x]

fuck this i know optimus prime and i think thats just making fun of him jackass!!!!

[nicholascooney]

Dear Optimus Prime,

PLEASE KILL LETTERMAN

[OptimusPrimePrincess]

I my dear beloved Optimus to say something to me......<3 <3 <3 <3

[cubefreak123]

Funny that Optimus mentioned his parents wanted him to be a rabbi. He is Jewish after all.

[01tf]

thats terrible how they f*** him over

[890bumblebee]

My Perfect Night Involves Watching The Amazing Optimus Prime And The Other Autobots In Action !

[Kremzeek217]

"My parents wanted me to be... a Rabbi." THAT SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE.

[2ndearthstory]

prime is the most KicKass homo ive ever seen

[PKBitchGirl]

My perfect night involves Hagan Daaz, a load of coke (the non-drug kind), crisps, booze and the series boxset of Farscape

[CasimusxPrime]

My perfect night involves a bottle of Pepsi and Season 6 of The Office.

[icandance2coolio]

Is this video freezing on you too?

[illSlapUrBitch]

Aussie Aussie Aussie_ Oi_ Oi_ Oi.. il 9/11 your house american scum!! Then cum in ya mums bum n make ya dad lick my Bags then fista ya Sister!!

[VideoGamePwners]

@illSlapUrBitch that doesnt make any sense

[illSlapUrBitch]

@VideoGamePwners Shutup muda fucker i dnt need to im stoned

[tyson55]

lol he is Jewish 3:00

[Dubaman420]

ah man..i was hoping for G1 Optimus...

[BigPoppa1609]

i also LOVE TATERS

[Coingg]

He should say "Hell It's about time!"

[jasonrules41]

number 3 i saw coming

[lilclaire1994]

Did they bring in a green screen or something?

[silver911surfer]

Who think this is wack???????????

[CasimusxPrime]

Try not to bust up the dump will ya Dave?

[Hewkll]

Optimus is a sellout

[bioghostkid]

megan fox's boobs

[JamX3K]

#2, Wow! Family Guy is right, Optimus Prime really is Jewish!

[MBGamingLegends]

I didn't actually think they would do the whole CGI thing lmao.

[theUltimateBadass146]

Man, do I love me some 'taters. LOL that made me laugh so hard!

[thenathanwuzhere]

the dislike button is like sara palins penis, only faggots touch it

[kandykreme89]

this was sooo epic..his voice just makes me believe it even more

[Jetfire2021]

3:15 OH MY OPTIMUS PRIME THAT WAS BAD ASS

[LieutenantEmo]

My parents wanted me to be a rabbi. Instead I became Jesus Christ.

[AgentVamp]

@StarSeeker94 peace out*

[StarSeeker94]

#5 is my favourite :D

[StarSeeker94]

Best top ten list ever!

[Palkia792]

hahahaha

[AliCee0000]

I will never look at Optimus the same after #8

[OMGZiCANTALK]

Why does he get all butt hurt when they say something that doesnt say "I love jesus I hate drugs"

[MrCrunchman]

Man do i love me some taters'

[22rajiboo]

lame an boring

[joshualuntsford]

@Captain1soapy1dick  me to bro i worship him

[diekontrolleure]

@Captain1soapy1dick he changed his name into marinekingprime you idiot

[OptimusPrimePrincess]

@Captain1soapy1dick Me too! I believe in Optimus more than ANYTHING!

[bjhimself808]

#6 For The Fucking Win !!!!

[IRONHIDE434]

i actually dont like david letterman. hes been funny for so long, that its now like hes trying cuz he ran out of stuff. hes kind of a jerk

[neroxtreme1380]

Dave is such a tool.

[kickyobut4]

#6

[jay2tails]

@aikimoon Blow torch

[keilxkey2255]

Nothing beats Optimus Prime's voice!

[10cuddles]

how does the audience see animated things

[souljalinchen]

@10cuddles not at all...

[SELENAGOMEZFAN19923]

So funny!I ADORE Optimus!

[luigi19987]

were going to need a bigger set

[TheHorseLady1212]

Woah.... cool.

[FourFeathers94]

@aikimoon You've just gotta use metal cutters.

[TheDrag0nKing]

Oh my God, I just fell out of my seat laughing my ass off.

[dantedantedante123]

man David Letterman is a big time twat! Hate him... what a buzz killer. Optimus Prime was AWESOME!

[JiGowl72]

how dare he make fun of optimus, optimus gets more girls than him

[FourFeathers94]

I could totally imagine Optimus Prime as a rabbi.

[JiGowl72]

@FourFeathers94 dude id convert if he was a rabbi

[RRPiccolo]

@JiGowl72 That'd be awesome....Optimus Prime speaking in Hebrew....

[InfectedPredator]

Liam Neeson has such an amazing voice.

[ThePutner]

@InfectedPredator he doesnt do the voice of optimus prime its peter cullen but i do agree liam neeson does have an amazing voice

[Hot293wildcat]

I don't understand why Letterman wishes Optimus luck for getting a cab if Optimus can transform into a truck, it makes no sense

[AgentVamp]

@Hot293wildcat That's the point.

[o0YukinoNeko0o]

@Hot293wildcat I was thinking the same thing!! haha wooow

[pg13superstar]

@Hot293wildcat i'm sure that was the joke

[doobie6000]

@Hot293wildcat i think that was the joke!!! maybe,lol

[Bearlizard777]

No adds yes.

[TheBeautyprincess14]

I love Optimus Prime, he's one of my top favorite Transformers from the movies!

[supergirlprime]

ALL HAIL PRIME!!!!!

[funkiersnoog]

Wah wah wah!! Stop bitching that he should have said lines from the movie or cartoon. The whole point was that the things he said sounded funny. As cool as the various lines from various shows are, they aren't funny.

[crazynut2]

haha "man do i love me some 'taters" :-)

[reyg100]

a squirl rubbing sunblock on his nuts haha

[Drewtheman0110]

Thumbs up if you clicked on where it said " Megan Fox" at the end



[Hot293wildcat]

Why was Optimus Prime making a fool of himself like that?

[DigitalReno]

dude your not funny fuck off

[Sleepyfist]

Any true Transformers fan would drop kick Michael Bay if they ever see him.

[mozby394]

2 was funny

[TMachia]

letterman is a douche bag