Seinfeld - George's Answer Machine

[JetLifeAmmons1]

Lmao I love this

[m33lad]

omg I called some guy's voice mail I SWEAR HE HAD THIS on his voice mail NOT george.. I mean he made his own just like this! I WAS LIKE WTF!!

[Nintendude99]

I love how later in the episode Jerry starts singing it.

[HoustonHardHitta101]

Where could I be? **shrug**

[mainlineful]

hahahahahha i sent this to my cousin george just to annoy him on fb... hahahah

[alapkoff]

33 people got screened by george



[Sweetp000433]

When he does the gesture for "where could I be"...I absolutely loose it hahaha!!!

[WeaselWJ]

SIPS

[akky101]

Im James Edward Thomas. I made him like this from donation ask lol

SIPS I STILL WANT MY VERSION.... Believe it or not James isnt at home, please leave a message after the tone.

[idiotpoetry]

This is my friend's voicemail message minus the background music. I crack up every time.

[Nickgallant431]

Sips sent me!

[syphrGB]

Sips sent me here.

[roskildahphreak]

Epic tune, man!

[hershalsavage]

LOL. Timeless is right. After I've had a real crapo day, I can watch a Seinfeld episode and still laugh my arse off after all these years.

The best thing about Seinfeld from Jerry himself..."There is no message". "You'll never see 'A Very Special Seinfeld.'"

[brotatopineapple]

if your name is George you are SOOO lucky

[wolverineboy97]

imagine calling a buddy and all of a sudden you here him singing this on the answering machine!

[Private19872]

This gets me every time! LOL

[Ichiboy900]

I actually sung this and put it as my voicemail. Worst fucking idea of my life.

[JacobMexi]

33 people didn't believe he was home.

[theseeringlight]

need that as voicemail asap

[FretFreak02]

Jesus fucking christ, I laughed my balls off by the song!!!!!!!

[hiphoponeworld]

Forever immortal

[bbriiannz]

I wish i had a ringtone like this XD

[ozrockchic8]

@bbriiannz I have this as my ringtone. I downloaded the sound clip and set it as my ringtone. Classic!

[bbriiannz]

@ozrockchic8 Lucky...

[123DTRAY123]

Seinfeld <3

[mista123420]

where could i beeeeeeee????! lol

[jumboistheman89]

this is totally my ringtone!

[0riginalHipster]

anyone know how i can get this as my phone's answering machine?



[sammytheseal814]

@sammytheseal814 *without* the shrug of the shoulders, of course

[zt1900]

Best fucking song of ALL time.

[BRCBrick]

Huh, who knew George was a fan of The Cinema Snob?!

[Potsmokinstai]

@BRCBrick I wonder if he hates Terrence Malick too?

[IRbaboonz0r]

This is the scene from Seinfeld which made me laugh the most ever.........!

[ohwhatamasterpiece]

LOL I did something like this on my answering machine.. I was questioned about it in a job interview. Inevitably, I got the job! :) Charisma, apparently..

[JuxtaposeMystery]

32 justin bieibers indepdentely disliked this video

[kaylarae99]

Best thing EVER MADE!! I wish Kramer would've did this also!!

[crazydang101]

believe it or not nat isnt at home please leave a message at the beep i must be out or id pick up the phone where could i be!

[comicallyspeaking]

This makes my day.

[tomboy8787]

LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!! Classic!

[Johnnymushio]

Sitcoms = A waste of time.

[Ungluck94]

@Johnnymushio TV = A waste of time, Seinfeld = The best waste of time.

[Colddeed]

George and Jerry both have bicycles in their apartment that they never seem to ride.

[ThePinkDaises]

@Colddeed Yes! I'd always hoped to see either one of them riding a bike.

[hellowisconsin70]

I never tire of hearing this.

[astroboirap]

eats like a pig

[imisrael92]

Where could i be?!? LOL

[esalvatore111]

I LOVE SEINFELD! BEST SHOW ON TV!!!!

[EastCoastDude99]

Love the theme song from Greatest American Hero, one of the best theme songs for any show ever.

[transformersHD2009]

aol radio 80's sent me here :)

[vpirates62]

the brilliance of adding the shrug during the 2nd machine answer..so great. What an absolutely remarkable show.

[Fireaxe888]

To think this could all be solved with caller ID.... :(

[edwardjreilly1]

Seinfeld is timeless

[livingisaight]

@edwardjreilly1 AMEN

[Throwmethewhip]

Believe it or not answering machines are obsolete

[olof07]

This is the definition of winning

[nennypsycho]

I made this my answering machine too! Except I changed the name...

[Fredward321]

@nennypsychoho how did u change your name?

[nennypsycho]

@Fredward321 I just found the music for it and sung along to it myself haha

[Trav203]

@nennypsycho where did u find the music?

[nennypsycho]

@Trav203 Its on youtube at /watch?v=U-d1KASn4Z8

[Trav203]

@nennypsycho lol thanks. i was looking for it for a while

[goford90]

@nennypsycho i want to do that too

[Ehvera]

@emericask8r130

Don't forget Curb your Enthusiasm...

Look it up, if you like seinfeld, you'll love Curb your enthusiasm, it's like seinfeld never stopped.

[rayban1407rules]

Where could I beee?

[CosplayGuru15]

This has to be one of the funniest Seinfeld scenes ... I can't get the song out of my head!

[Gibi075]

this show was genius.

[TheMurdazkidz]

whats the name of the original song their copying??

[TheJohnJacobHour]

@TheMurdazkidz its the greatest american hero theme song look it up

[Nicktoongrl]

Best. Fucking. Ringtone. Evar. 

[alexaarchila]

BEST MESSAGE EVER!

[bornathlete1]

George's face at 0:46 is amazing.

[coleygirl89]

The Greatest American Hero theme will now me stuck in my head for a week...

[eddievanhallen5150]

I just watched this episode for the first time, I fell about laughing. This whole scene arrives so unannounced, out of the blue. Fucking hilarious.

[almog124]

Best sitcom of all time

[fbakke94]

what episode?

[bAboppers]

@fbakke94 The Susie =]

[freakofevolution]

I remember watching this for first time and just cracking up! My mom wouldn't let me put this on our answering machine.

[historyfreakfroman]

Ha ha ha ha this is hilarious what episode is this from???

[ZeekyBoogyDoog]

I love how Jerry at some random point in the episode starts singing it to himself "Believe it or not George isn't at home...."

[Jamesmiller86]

28 people got the calls screened by George

[OUWATZAHLE08]

hehehehehehe love it hhhhhhhhhhhhh

[lalalala2209]

LOL:D:D:D

[overby1796]

There will never, EVER, be a show as good as Seinfeld again. EVER!!!!!!

[bustedaarse]

@overby1796 you ever watched arrested development?

[Morgo3Q]

whats the name of george's actor?



[jhein1992]

@Morgo3Q jason alexander

[UgoZg]

@Morgo3Q Jason Alexander

[kattoholist]

HAHAHA Love it!

[ChubbyChickenFinger]

@DefenceLux Fucking lowest thing i ever fucking heard in my life. fuck you. your the one that doesn't deserve to fucking live. You think your so fucking funny throwing a halocaust joke out there do you? If i heard you ever say that to me face to face i'd rip you in limbs.

[FallenPatriotic]

@ChubbyChickenFinger trolled

[AndysEdits]

don't forget that the real master behind this work is Larry David

[gtgtstudios1]

I personally don't like family guy's comedy because it goes to far, it is funny at first and then, goes downhill from there. I, however like seinfeld because Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander are comedic geniuses. As far as debating, it is an opinion and arguing(even if they are wrong) is pointless, because they will not change their ideals over just your words. You honestly are wasting your time arguing, just know you are right and get on with your life.

[MsThang71]

I dont understand why people debate/bitch over such trivial issues, its either funny to you or it isnt. The heated back and forth about a damn sitcom clip is ridiculous. Its funny to some of us and the rest of you who are so 'evolved and above' the rest of us dont think its funny. We get it. Now go somewhere, take a shower, rub one out, take a shot of Goose and relax and get over it already.

[cool32ish]

Hilarious

[TheJellymonty]

28 people have boring answering machines

[TheGreenMissile]

OMG!!

Where can I get tis as a ring tone :D

[nikflorida]

sorry, but I'm a pretty sophisticated grown-up and I don't find it very funny either. *shrug*

[CheckM8Design]

What's that song called?

[TheLoudspeaker123]

Greatest moment of the greatest show ever!

[DC11192]

>Putting your answering machine in the fridge

[bassisgood6969]

is it from "greatest american hero"?? im sure thats where they got the tune

[DracoHKXX2]

@bassisgood6969 yes it is

[vankelia12]

I'm making this my answering machine song :D

[FaidleyEthan]

Thumbs up if you recorded this as your own answering message!

[SesaioDedeia560]

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[failure269]

can't we just agree that a.d.,modern family and seinfeld are all great. i personally like curb your enthusiasm better than all but maybe because it's on hbo and they have less restrictions i guess

[Boneech94]

i want this to be my anwering machine message

[1pupblacky]

@Boneech94 i have been practicing this message also--i think i need a man to sing it but my boyfriend cannot sing worth a shit. i think this is funny as hell--but for those who are not seinfeld followers--they would think you are absolutely crazy

[wadds14]

Legendary

[missmiasmiley]

Believe or not George in's at home plaese leave magggggggggggeas at beep i must be out or i pick the phone where couldd believe or not iam not homme #BEEP#

Jerry George pick up i konw u sarcm for alic.

george: Hey

Jerry so coffee shop?

george: no i can't she know that i go there (beep) Hang on i gonna go i need the message to get bye

Believe or not George in's at home plaese leave magggggggggggeas at beep i must be out or i pick the phone where couldd believe or not iam not homme #BEEP#

[mariat08]

What makes it even funnier is how he's eating the popcorn and clicking the remote off and on while the song is playin!:) Classic!

[1pupblacky]

@mariat08 not only that but on this episode "the susie" they have a memorial service for a woman who does not even exist--and the service is packed. i don't expect that many people would show up for my memorial. i can watch seinfeld all day--but i also love curb your enthusiasm. somehow my family doesn't think it is funny at all--we all have different tastes i guess

[xzzytv]

Believe it or not, i was able to make a version of this for facebook status updates

[Zer0360]

@xzzytv feel free to shair :D

[xzzytv]

@Zer0360

Believe it or not, (first name here) isn't around, Please comment underneath.

I must be out, or i'd update my page, where could i be?

Believe it or not, i'm not on.

[diva4fash]

LOL

[scottd0676]

This scene is one of the most iconic in sitcom history. It never gets old...

[nikkidice52392]

lmfaooo voiceemaillll

[mjtisc1]

the greatness of this song makes me contemplate changing my name to george just to use it as my own voicemail message

[swifton1]

@mjtisc1 my name is George thats what i just put on my phone



[WaffleSquirreI]

Seinfeld, if watched closely enough, can provide the true meaning of life. This show kicks ass.

[jeef88]

@WaffleSquirreI

Yeah that we have no meaning.

[iwannafuckindupe]

@WaffleSquirreI

[iwannafuckindupe]

@WaffleSquirreI what do you mean?

[BibiKhanum]

I miss this show soooooo much! :(

[moviejohnny]

I love the face he makes at 0:47 :)

[MaghoxFr]

it's so funny, they play it two times in a row and it makes it funnier

[Haileyamandar]

raping the reply button right now.

[kobehater77]

im so pissed this show is over, i hate how all the good shows ended only to have crap like hannah montana and iCarly be on ALL THE FUCKING TIME

[mivzi]

@kobehater77 but those are kids shows, and seinfeld isn't a kids show

[c0mf0rta61ynum6]

@mivzi I'm sure he knows that, but what he's saying is that Disney and Nickelodeon have absolutely NO variety to their programming at all. Teen sitcom after teen sitcom after teen sitcom. Good grief, what happened to animated shows and sitcoms that actually had meaning?

[mivzi]

@c0mf0rta61ynum6 Meaning? It's a show about nothing!

[AhmedValo]

where could I be??? lol

[clayjammusic]

greatest show in television history!!! It never gets old :)

[Sylar03]

I used to have this on my cell phone voicemail outgoing message, but I had too many people complaining about it that when I got a new phone, I didn't put it back on there.

I replaced George's name with me own, though.

[tanquantwal]

@Sylar03 Never give in to peer pressure. I would have kept it.

[Sylar03]

@tanquantwal I would have, but as I said, I switched phones.

[ceciveggie]

hahahahahahaaaaaa

[TheAtariJunkie]

For a while I had this as my answering machine message, but my name is not George. However, former Reds announcer George Grande once said my name (Jesse), so I patched that over George's name for the greatest message EVER!

[frankwallace36]

OH WHERE'S THE REST OF IT? Where "Alice" actually tries to grovel back to him? HAHA

[95Spelix]

Can you download this song somewhere?

[blkchk]

@95Spelix Check your tmp files on your computer without closing this page.

[Leftysfive93]

@95Spelix It's the theme song to The Greatest American Superhero so it shouldn't be hard to find.

[77777random]

always gets me at :48 lol

[alec00618]

0:48 is EPIC !

[GeorgeSimplyTV]

I'm totally using this for my phone....it helps that I'm a George :)

[DrakeGrad]

hahaha I answer my phone sometimes Vandelay Industries

[joeperryhotashell]

00:48 is a killer!

LOL

XD

[dasfonzie]

im gonna use the land line in my dorm just so i can have this message

[WisconsinRebals2010]

LOL

[GatorsFan24]

27 people DIDN'T get this voicemail when they left George a message.

[BrianZane]

Marking out to the KPTV logo in the corner!

[junitono1]

fuck yea, my names george, im sooooooooooo using this!

[warriorbysword2]

my name is george and I love seinfeld so this is extra special for me.

[n00buler89]

0:47 I love what he does there.

[courtjays]

I want this in better quality to use as a ring tone. Brilliant!

[100irissa]

lol, Seinfeld was a great show

[dizzydolse]

@100irissa is*

[Nagneto]

CINEMA SNOB FTW.

[Timic83amv]

@Nagneto get this shit off a video about real humor, video owner.

[Nagneto]

@Timic83amv OOGAA BOOGA

LMAO

[Timic83amv]

@Nagneto you aren't an idiot at all

[KevinJones2012]

@fragisko24 he's screening for his girlfriend he's thing to avoid her so she doesn't break up with him. She lives a msg saying where are you I'm at the office call me. She hangs up he calls her house phone and leaves a msg lmao

[WisconsinRebals2010]

George gets to be cosmo in the live action Fairly odd parents movie can't wait 4 that in Feburary 2011

[Linus2014Cougar]

@WisconsinRebals2010 Haha. I also heard that Cheryl Hines who played Larry David's ex-wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm is going to be Wanda. Coincidence???

[WisconsinRebals2010]

@Linus2014Cougar Yes that is true

[gusbl]

This song is the main theme of "The Greatest American Hero" a sitcom of the 80's