Mass Effect 2 - All 3 female romance options

[Buccura]

XD God Garrus is so adorkable in his scene. It's such a great contrast to his usual badass demeanor. I was giggling so much first time I saw that scene.

[Xellith]

God im picturing them saying these things to my manshep and its freakin me out lol

[gamejestor]

pfft.... Garrus made me laugh to hard XD up till that point he was such a badass, "finally got that pole out his ass, and beating people with it"

[EchoBoomer1987]

He kept making calibrations (Doesn't matter had sex)

But the heavy risk (Doesn't matter had sex)

He was raised by Hannars (Doesn't matter had sex)

A Justicar's daughter fried Shepard's brain (still counts)

[badtofuu]

lol jacob is seemingly the good guy from the start, but turns out he's so damn creepy.

[asylumman123]

ahhh the music from flux, it reminds me of the good days

[FullSwing9]

Garrus made me go "AWWWWWW!" I gots the hots for him alone lol.

[chanelMAN23]

i was going to to a calbiration joke but fuck it. But the PRIIIIZE

[GenineM]

Thane just doesn't do it for me. Jacob is dull and creepy, but he has a nice body and looks like the Old Spice guy. The Garrus scene is hilarious and cute but not as hot as you'd want it

[Zangdoodle]

Other species are always stealing our women.

[Fiction409]

Jacob looks like he's gonna rape her :P

[Lenangreal]

ok i understand sex with a turian and a drell.. but with a black omg

[speedrhino]

@Lenangreal hmph...racist



[AcctNo4]

@Lenangreal

rot in hell

[LoveWTgothic]

THANE <33333333333

[mgf001]

Jacob looks like the old spice guy

[13355100]

Garrus is beast!!



[warriorxxy]

there should be a legion one

[eastos73]

@warriorxxy so your saying sexbot haha :P

[TheVideoMenace1]

@warriorxxy Nope. there needs to be grunt :3

[LightNightFright]

@warriorxxy Heavy risk....but the eyeeeeeee

[dicubillas]

why no grunt romance? XD

[TheLordofallChairs]

Ah Garrus, glad your on my team... I got my sights on Tali however, you can be my homie any-day though

[TheDbzgroup]

Mcdonalds Heavy risk but the fries

[Pakuna]

Lookin goood.. whats your character id code thingy? Please tell me :)

[asia911]

That's why I only romance Kelly Chambers rather than these 3 fugly beasts.

[kunfupanda1231]

If you had sex with Grunt you'd be gutted like a fish!

[Aizec300]

but the priiiiiiiiiiiiizeeee

[FMAxROX]

i just noticed something that makes me a tad sad: jacob was the only one all over femshep, and the rest were mainly sentimental/emotional exchanges.

But if you watch the romances for maleshep, he's all over miranda and jack, or tali is all over him. I feel kinda cheated.

not that there is anything wrong with emotional exchanges, i just wish my femshep could jump garrus or thane before the screen fades to black...*pouts*

[perseus10911]

lol garrus wtf does he have to be with her :(

[TheLordofallChairs]

@perseus10911 You implying that femshep isn't good enough for him... oh wait...

[perseus10911]

how many more bloddy oblivion and mass efect sex scenes do i have to see?

[joshuaarias100]

Hahaha Garrus :p

[razoremblem]

Wow this girl gets around.

[AlmoSSBB]

lol the music.

[Angerin757]

Garrus <3 <3 <3 Can't wait until mass effect 3!

[marcymariehunter]

My fav. line is "be alive with me tonight" *squeels* love it so much

[demonhunter28823]

2:00 once you go black theres no going back LOL

[MrToonsDay]

so far, my favorite is the one with garuss :D that dude is awesome!

[TheCrystalHearts]

Heavy risk ... but the prize.

[Matieo13]

Why can't you fuck Grunt? =|

[OshawottsRule]

@Matieo13 you'd die

[commissarusa]

@Matieo13

You'd shatter a few bones...heavy risk...but the priiize.

[p90xsteroids]

@Matieo13 because her mouth isn't large enough to handle grunt's quad

[SirArkar]

@naierer that's all he needs

[ThirdStreetSaint777]

Why do they play sad music on the romance scenes?

[Curious2412]

Jacob sounded so pedo when he entered the room 1:27

[blaxripper]

garrus ugly

[blaxripper]

stop don't give me your speech,give me your penis

[rowrowboat]

Loved the Garrus scene - the music alone made it win!!! 8D

[matalvis]

if the video went a little longer you would have been able to see the line of people going to sheps room. grunt was after garrus... but they thought that would have been too much....

[CaliMod7]

Damn I never noticed that Jacob was buffed out!.

[auburnchick939]

female shepard cant do jack? WTF

[scooglefishGAMES]

grooss

[SuperOhyeah12]

i have the biggest erection right now!!



[MrSuperTortoise]

Garrus probably had a spiky dick so I wouldn't tap that anytime soon.

[MrSuperTortoise]

@naierer That's all he needs

[macmac436]

HAHAHAHA!! im sorry im sorry, but Garrus and Jacob were just fucking hilarious!

I never thought I would see Garrus getting drunk and playing party music!

And dont even get me started with the creepiness of Jacob when he walks in.

Thane's was actually pretty emotional though, I was genuinely impressed.

[DarkNaddl]

wuha, muscels!! :D

[naierer]

So, in ME1 Shepard could spend a whole night with the LI but in ME2 just 2 hours. Will probably be 5 mins in ME3 lol

[GacktCRaZyLove]

If only Wrex was there... I totally go for that! Thanes voice is just 'sighs' and Garrus is just to cute! XD (Did thane, and then Garrus but wanted Wrex(LOL))

[SeaStrix]

Poor female Shepard. She can fuck only with with fish, lizard and niger. Or be a lesbian.

[kasia97]

@SeaStrix but i like the 'lizard' XD

[SeaStrix]

@kasia97

I think Garrus is good person. He is idealistic and experienced mercenary. It makes him interesting for female inspite of some differences in phisiology...

But I like more Tali (`cos I`m male^^)

[XephronZ]

@SeaStrix That fem-shep fucked a dinosaur!....The reapers don't have a chance.

[targetrich]

Having finished it with the male Shepherd, it feels gay in a wierd way watching this! I'd like to see Kelly and Miranda get it on...

[1995Dogma]

Thane is the absolute coolest monk-badass-assassin ever. And damn your characters hot stuff nice work there

[cloudgirl150]

black dick never fails...

[rpsmith014]

Adding extra yeast. Heavy risk, but the riiise.

[TheSchmooples]

what's the character creation code for your shepard? she's very beautiful :)

[mijomaster]

What kind of armor does Jacob use? Easy to pull off in case u need some extra "action" during battle?

[Tedminat0r]

thane's badass.

[SUPERCHARGER2001]

Imagine how fucked up to feel turian skin while one is trying to seduce you damn that's ugly i perfer Male shepard More oringinal

[FearMyLvl]

garrus got some very wierd music....

[BioniclePredator2]

@Parkway89x I was never dissing Garrus. Jesus.

[BioniclePredator2]

So Garrus pulls off a "Turian" love phrase, rushes over to put sex music on, get's wine, tries to pose and also didn't watch any vids about romance? I think he's pretty desperate.

[kiril764]

maaaaan, Jacob haves a body

[LoboFan1000]

It would be cool if you could organize romance with other members of the crew

like jacob with miranda, thane with samara, zaeed with jack etc

[FoxForever90]

@LoboFan1000

"Zaeed with Jack"

The FUCK?

[LoboFan1000]

@FoxForever90 their both phychopaths who enjoy killing people.

[FoxForever90]

@LoboFan1000

I guess it makes sense now. I wasn't sure why you put them together.

[duncan7599]

Mass Erect

[ginnoveffect]

Hehe, i like how right after the Jacob scene, Shepard is taking a shower, and then Garrus comes in. It make it seem like Shepard sleeps around.

[greatdslayarr]

What race is that in the video? The green one?

[zenix9]

@greatdslayarr he is a Drell.

[victorianvampstudios]

And should it really be that easy for Jacob to take off his armor?

[victorianvampstudios]

GARUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS <3

[Crazyman1212]

who wants a smelly fish penis in there vagina, or a few jiminy cricket babies.

[unoiamacutie]

@Crazyman1212 Lol! That was very random, but funny!

[RICKYSMITH96]

jacobs hung like a reaper!

[TheDanigir]

when garrus turned on the music and complimented her hair i just aboput peed myself laughing

[TheDanigir]

srry i luv jacob but i still luved mass effect 1 with kaiden i miss him *tear*

[drago717]

wow, this english jacob voice is so much better than my german version. very seductive

[megaspike1121]

Interracial

[TheShadowcil]

Garrus <3 It feels real !

[TheShadowcil]

Garrus <3

[blackdot550]

are all Cerberus personel required to be physical perfection? i mean those abs, or even better, Miranda's ass. perfect

[warriorknight2000]

Is it me, or does Jacob look a lot alike Kanye West?

[ThirdStreetSaint777]

Seeing Thane crie made me wanna crie too. 0:42 ;(

[chriscrockerrules08]

When I heard 'The prizzzzeee' on the Jacob cutscene on my playthrough I just burst out laughing and couldnt even look at the cutscene so I missed it haha

[darthmoon01]

my favorite was Garius's ROFL

[mastertheoneajma]

so, she canot fuck grunt? or zaeed? or mordin?

[l337fox118]

daht femshep.....

[Mintylight]

A mere 3 guys equals "doing everybody" and being a "whore"...? Silly trolls! I fart in you general direction!

[stw08]

No not with a black guy that's wrong

[Snoopy7868]

the alien might have 2 cocks... shepard will like that

[Nemo30STM]

Mass Effect 3 is gonna be a porno...rofl

[MrDoomking99]

@Nemo30STM The game name will be changed to Ass Effect 3 and it will be about alien porn. xD

[The111DooD]

Jacob should've fought the collectors naked, that would've really thrown them off and he would only have been more powerful.

[Brendawgy2010]

Rofl! Garrus knows how teh pick his tunes :P

[KabanScorp]

Thumbs UP if you right clicked in Garrus's scene. XD

[Zombiedude101z]

4:25 Garrus grabbin' for some sideboob.

[Zombiedude101z]

4:27 Garrus grabbin' for some sideboob.

[crayzbotzz700]

dissapointing...

[Rawrx310]

and that is why i chose a male shep isntead of a female one

[DrBananaKing7000]

Hey, how come Grunt gets no pussy? :(

[mrjublife]

@DrBananaKing7000 i think its because HES A FUCKING DINOSUAR

[DrBananaKing7000]

@mrjublife That's no excuse, we see krogan and asari couples in the game.

[mrjublife]

@DrBananaKing7000 because thats off screen would you really like shepard to have cramps fighting the reapers

[Carl7119]

CAN U HAVE SEX WITH WREX???

[Dawgoalie2]

Big black penis, or slimy green penis, or sharp bird penis. Seems a bit odd that she likes either green snakes, birds, or anacondas, shep must like animals

[jonnymovieboy]

if they spent all that time making his ads look good graphics for all the women playing me 2. what about in me 3 for all us men make the breast look good :)

[johnyisn1]

regular shepard: constant pokerface

female shepard: constant DUCKFACE

[jamakasis18]

all these 22 dislikes are from fox news ,but i don't know why

[kchuk]

Poor Grunt. I'd have paid to see him have a go at Shep.

[Flames56]

lol garrus is histerically awkward

[iamacewan]

garuus u can kill anything in the galexy and take a rocket to the face but u cant talk to a girl what happened

[FireteamExtremeOnly]

Umm...2 part alien....1 part black man... QTF WOULD THAT MAKE!!!???

[TheDemonZaraki]

YEAH!!! XENOPHILE 4 EVER!!!

[MihaiAntonio]

for those of you how played me1 you know why garrus chose club flux music

[mikeimen]

Omg garrus vad choice of music, but hes still the vest sniper ive seen 2 date

[tonmandude]

I can only imagine what the alien scenes would actually be like. "Garrus, what the hell is that?!"

"Oh, didn't you know? The Turian penis has 3000 barbs around it and a spike on the end"

x.x

[MultiBaller0]

she is the meaning of a true whore....a true space whore.

[liroyals7]

do thane and and garrus even have a penis

[Kitsune7Kyuubi]

@liroyals7 define "male"

[naierer]

@liroyals7 He said he has REACH

[theprophet113]

3:10 what the hell kind of sex music is that??????

[CassieWinslowFan]

@theprophet113 The best kind. XD

[sushiserv]

@theprophet113 It is actually the music from the Flux club from Mass Effect 1.

[appleman53]

I thought that was Dr. Chakwas in the thumbnail. I was like O_O"

[Joshua5003]

@appleman53 Honestly, that's why I clicked on this video. . .

[Jokenx3]

ugh, jacob...

[Deceptichick7]

Bioware, Y U SPEND ALL TIME ON JACOB?

[mitchstr1000]

why is grunt not an option :(

[D4rkSid31]

@mitchstr1000 because i dont think shepherds vagina would still be in tact lol

[the7observer]

2:47 LOL water proof hair?

[Razr99Sharp]

hey hey heyyyyyy, jacob!

Woo!

[SumWidge]

LOL nice music choice Garrus

[takashimomochi]

What was the Paragon act!?

[NeonSlippers]

Miranda n Jacob both take they're shirts off during sex n jack n Thames both cry n garrison n tali get nervous

[dragonslover]

Ah man, now I want to know what happens if you take that paragon option with Garrus. . .

[marocks59]

im i guy and id fuck garrus

[matalvis]

@marocks59 ....

[destrierofdark]

Jacob=50 Cent of 2185.

[MHDAbbott]

poor grunt all alone

[TheBhsamurai]

@MHDAbbott forever alone.jpg

[SpeedBumpRump]

Garrus is an ugly salaMANder but as my sister and I put it

"DAMN I wanna have sex with that voice!"

xD

Quintin Flynn-- Raiden's voice mm mm MMM.

[spartannoah]

@SpeedBumpRump

What? garrus looks sexy as well!

[Cordelordo]

(Shep does all three in one night.)

Joker: "We're one hour from the Omega 4 relay"

Shepard: "I'm Commander Shepard and I'm the biggest whore on the Normandy."

Joker: (watches security camera footage) I'll slow down and let you get some rest.

[Ninjamaster971]

garrus tried too hard

[ScottishPeterYoalky]

Jacob came in with that "you gonna get raped" tone to his voice

[RebusCool]

FUCK! That's disgusting!

When I played it for the first time, I fucked Jack.

Second time I fucked Miranda, but wanted to see what would it look like if I fucked Tali. I fucked her, but never saved the game 'cause I don't want my badass Shepard to be an alien-fucker!

Damn, I say "fuck" too much. Don't I?

[sk8terbandgeek17]

its complete horse shit that you get to see jacob with his shirt off butyou dont get to see thane or garrus with their goddamned suits off. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUU

[PhantomBoku]

ASSUMING ERECT CONTROL

[demonata2]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THAT ASS

[ThunderofBabylon]

As the captin of the ship..isn't that a lil bit un professional..!?

[DragonRadar52]

@duncanthehut What's the 1st worst romance scene ever?

[billibong804]

haha I wonder what happened when they tried to think of a romance for Grunt.