Game Fails: Halo 3 "Results may vary"

[scout1097]

win

[BramJuggernautHaloR]

lol and it is MLG playlist >.<

[IBitchSLAPYourAss]

I miss Halo 3

[07blackhawk07]

Attention Spartans, Randomized Relocator Cups are now available. *Warning: side effects include teleportation of objects within 6 inches of the device and missing genitalia.*

[Jimera0]

Even when dead, the reds are still dangerous...

[Overachieve12]

Pause at 0:08 revenge?

[soaponaroapDG]

How did methodman3231 get the kill? He was just killed down the hall!

[danieljj66]

0:18 great time for remix

[ItsJustAshXD]

Dick bounce

[AirWaterLandBuffalo]

Ye gods, the nostalgia.

[Soundwaveification]

At least he knew he didnt betray him. He merely got a point for the reds

[Halo1138]

Post-mortem dick bounce FTW.

[TheNinjaKFC]

Theres to many of these shows i get lost in them.

[tann33r]

COCKBLOCK

[JacobWilliamsShow]

That was the 3rd worst throw ever of all time

[BimodalMetal6]

@JacobWilliamsShow Not my fault, somebody put that body in my way

[Damase19]

He Got Balls Of Steel

[Crozzes360]

What went through his mind:

GRENADE!

DICK?

BOUNCE?

KILL?

WTF?

[Aydz1000]

DICK BOUNCE

[ObnoxiousFox]

wow, this is the first time grif's laziness ever helped the red team get a kill

[aartbastiaan22]

@TYFK277 trololololololol

[OutdoorMoney70]

ok am i the only one who thought he would've t-bagged the teammate

[UrfacewillBURN9005]

Ok, very funny, WHO PUT THAT DICK THERE?!

[MrDocMinecraft]

@TYFK277 No, I am calling you a troll.

[MrDocMinecraft]

@TYFK277 trolololololololol

[TigerClaws12894]

Dick bounce FTW

[maidenreligion12]

dick bounce OF DEATH.

[MrSalvation666]

Looks like Duke Nukem isn't the only one with balls of steel.

[r4iscool]

take this red-

NO WAIT *BOOM*

i was never here

[LeMoNHeAdPrDuCtIoNz]

umm....he did it

[StillFrigginAlive]

@TYFK277 Let the flame wars begin. . .

[TheSound0fMadness]

@TYFK277 really bro is it? cause i can see his katana touching the ground and the katana is placed upon you back after equipping the chest piece called "katana" in the armory; therefore, its his crotch. not only that but his toes are in an upward direction, along with is thumbs. sooo you should prolly l2p bro,

[kailoken]

damn those rugby ball shaped grenades!!

[AGuaranteedForecast]

LMAO at that short pause where he was like oh shit I'm gonna get booted.

[Failationary]

Press 5 for dramatic effect.

[TheBoxy27214]

keep pressing 2 for a wall humper lol

[Edwin5467]

I miss halo 3 I'm gonna play it tomorrow

[Wearetehchampions]

dick bounce for geoff.......

[legoman2290]

keep pressing 6 it's very funny

[ZachsYTUBE]

i miss halo3, its way better than reach in my opinion

[JoeTheMeatbag]

Is it just me or do the Spartans in Reach have much lamer death cries than the Spartans in 3?

[ArcherCodeDelta]

notice how there was no betrayal

[QBisbest]

That Red was loyal even in death.

[Ranemaka]

 gomu gomu no Sorasu (deflect)

[labordayweekend]

I think the first shot he took was a worse fail than the throw.

[ihavehaloskills]

In Geoff's terms that would've been called a dick bounce. Classic.

[zenos02]

@ihavehaloskills thumbs up for the dick bounce XD

[TheDrRevo]

that's how they do it in MLG

[AirbornMarksman]

Now there's a dick bounce for Fails of the Weak

[jaq848]

pressing 5 and then pressing 8 right as the grenade is exploding.



[Samtheman1461]

DICKBOUNCE!!!

[lurtz3100]

see reds can still fight 3 mins after death

[XxCRDAxX]

What an MLG thechnique

[GeorgeisFantastic]

THE ULTIMATE DICK-BOUNCE.

[shadowds5]

Stop dicking around already!

[crazyann87]

Creative team killing that gave enemy kill :D

[aceboy1968]

balls of steeeellll!!!!

[PhillydFKNrules]

that dick bounce shot that grenade all over the blues face

[BUSH2438]

That red guy knows how to use his dick.

[TheDudegtfo]

well they were losing anyway

[istabyouinthefacenow]

XD geoffs favorite fail, the dick bounce:D

[ThaGrunts174]

Geoff: "When's the last time you've given me a good dick bounce?"

Problem solved.

[firebird586]

See, in Call of Duty, someone would just ignore where their grenade went, and go on being all xXxl3gItSn1P3sxXx.

[halokirby117]

 Dick Bounce!

[jayheich]

even in death the red has the last laugh

[MoronsofMooresville]

dick bounce to nade in the face

awsome

[BrBoomr]

MLG = Most Likely Gay.

[FireHawkJ24]

Balls of STEAL!

[vorres123]

another dick bounce claims another life.

[tigermki]

as geoff(i think its geoff) would say that was a dick bounce

[deadlykidCs]

@tigermki Geoff's "Dick bounce" is when the grenade is thrown and bounces off the target's crotch before exploding.

[CAUTIONlables]

YOUR FACE, GOD DAMNET!!!

[FoxyGrandpaStudios]

you still play halo 3? Lol

[firebird586]

@FoxyGrandpaStudios Halo 3 is better than Reach, even though Reach is good. So what's the matter with that?

[haloguy7771]

dickbounce?

[Zapwave]

You may kiss the wall....

[prototypevenom777]

hey look the mythical and rarely seen 'Dead Man's Dick Bounce Of Death'

[BigmarioBV]

I think the real fail is how his dead body face planted against the wall

[ToaEyrik7726]

BALLS OF STEEL!

[WeedleInTheBathroom]

I bet the guy shooting at him was so like: YOU TEAM-KILLING FUCKTARD!!

[Emuusify]

Dead dickbounce, thats a new one.

[MisterDyslexo]

And thats why you always wear an athletic cup. In hopes that it causes somebody on the other team to kill a teammate accidentally.

And here you though what you had down there was worth protecting lol...

[TheMikalMiers]

Dick bounce!

[TagthanBonapart]

Set grenade to team kill

[PipBoyInfinite]

CO.DMW3.Is.go.ing.to.suck.ju.s­t.like.all.CO.D.games.

[Southgamedemon99]

SUPER BALL OF DEATH!!

[TheSound0fMadness]

why does everyone say its his ass when its his crotch? you can see the katana on his back and its touching the ground so....

[alecLogan]

@TheSound0fMadness knife not katana and you're right it is his crotch. Officially speaking, it's a post-mortem dickbounce. Jack and Geoff weren't commentating, though, so most people just missed it.

[BigCollisionStudios]

@alecLogan It was a Katana. There is armor that has one.

[PTKhimself]

@NightmareAU If you cared about them taking down the Halo 3 servers, wouldn't you still be playing Halo 3? If you hafta tell everybody to go back to it, it doesn't seem to me that anybody is going to mind them being shut down. :/

[tbarcode]

Lol dick bounce

[jacksrumgone]

Darn it! Why is GameFails getting spam ads!

[KHMDarkness]

D-did..... did his dick just... block the grenade???

Umm... cock block?

[TheUltimateTemplar]

That's a whole new meaning to "cock block" :)

[someonesoutcast]

that brings cockblocking to a whole new level

[mattd00d123]

i fucking love the red halo dude at the end

[DrunkGuineaBird]

@MrSmartiy Well, so much for living up to your name...Not that I doubt your facts. You just don't understand jokes.

[Firemarok]

Buns of steel...literally!

[SlightlyMakalaka]

It's good to see that halo 3 is still going strong

[svrfluffyjunior]

ROFL

[IxXWaLTeRXxI]

Fucking google adds >_>

[thewrtingwriter]

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[IxXWaLTeRXxI]

I think i'm in love ._. xD!! just kidding thank you so much!! :D

[gcheryll7]

thumbs up if u still play halo 3. i do!

[TheSgtsoto]

That was the 3rd worst throw......ever

Not my fault...someone put a wall in my way...

[DemiJoker]

Dick bounce at its finest

[stupidProductions2]

Viagra+Halo=This video.

[PatriotGabe]

"Even in death I still serve"- the dead red that redirected the grenade for his buddy

[McBlemmen]

what is a caboose and why is every comment in these fail videos about it?

[electrashock45]

@McBlemmen caboose is a charcter from red vs blue.



[hummerh62]

@McBlemmen Roosterteeth made a whole series using halo 1 2 3 reach n caboose is the stupid funny one

[BigSunnyz]

he just got dickbounced to death

[APooOnAStick]

I like that the Red got the kill as well.

[APooOnAStick]

@arerunun i.d.ont.gi.v.e.a.fu.ck.d.ck.h.­ead

[LEGANDTOBE]

how the fuck does 1 person blow up and 2 bodies appear

[Bladezyx]

@LEGANDTOBE One of those dead bodies was already there on the floor, the force of the explosion pushed it up against the wall along with the hysterically betrayed spartan ^^

[SgtByrne101]

@arerunun FUCK OFF

[Morton1621]

Rugby ball Grenade!

[sourbabies]

In Spartan Heaven, that dead Red guy got the unpleasant nickname "Rubberass".

[KidFlash2300]

@sourbabies spartan heaven by college humor?

[Teeheehee093]

@sourbabies He stayed in Heaven for 5 seconds before respawning

[DBfan106]

@sourbabies You mean "Rubberdick"

[dice288]

@sourbabies no it would be rubberballs

[InsaneWolfy]

@sourbabies too bad it bonuced off his dick, not his ass

[littlebigman011]

dick bounce off the dead guys body

[soufang]

HAlo 3 just seems so cartoonish now

[Overkill758]

@NightmareAU that sounds fun i will be there

[brunchthirst]

Satisfaction guaranteed

[iPIusiii]

Legbounce.

[ShyMaster38]

right off the dick.

[MrSneakmind]

DAT ASS!

...

just killed my friend, what the fuck man.

[suporjustin]

dickbou... GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

[jamgmaster]

Dead-Dickbounce!!!

[Tristan2552]

@TheAcousticSpace IT WASN'T MY FAULT THAT CROTCH GOT IN THE WAY.

[BloodMistVillage]

see kids that's what happens when u use Viagra

[QuadfishTym]

God DAMMIT Caboose!

[sam169995]

If it was dick = he had a boner

If it was ass = that looks more like a camel toe 

[DBfan106]

DICKBOUNCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[osgarion]

they can't kill his boner.

[FFvs13caelum]

Inappropriate dick jokes-

I guess that's what they mean by using protection

DICK BOUNCE

That guys dick was so hard it deflected the grenade

[MuchDRACO]

Ball protection actually works

[moshpitheroman]

Proof that MLG actually stands for Men Lacking Girlfriends

[MrSmartiy]

@moshpitheroman MLG is major league gaming so stfu and get one

[1JediRevan]

@MrSmartiy I think he knows what it really means friend.

[CriticalDamage91]

@moshpitheroman I thought it was Men Loving Gays

XD

[ripTheRevPaulGray]

@moshpitheroman what's the proof?

[Ownageinabottle]

Post-Mortem MLG.

[bretthicksomega]

people still play halo 3? lulz

[guitarherolegend55]

@bretthicksomega halo 3 was the best halo... of course people still play it...

[bretthicksomega]

@guitarherolegend55 really cuz my top pics are reach, and CE... halo 2 and 3 are kinda lame

[colonel1645]

The real fail is that he is playing MLG team slayer

[TheSound0fMadness]

@colonel1645 as aposed to what call of duty which has the shittyest mlg available? fucking starcraft has better mlg. donthate cause you're not a pro.

[bretthicksomega]

@TheSound0fMadness butthurt? you know what mlg stand for right? it means a bunch of fucking morons who think they amount to shit cuz they do nothing but play games all day ^_^ mlg is for losers

[colonel1645]

@TheSound0fMadness And you're the pinnacle of why MLG as a whole is stupid it is full of douchebags like you

[TheSound0fMadness]

@colonel1645 No MLG is for people that want to play above the minimum skill level for the game. if we're better why should we play with people that arnt very good? i would rather play MLG than social slayer any day. sorry but i look for a chalange when i play a game.

[colonel1645]

@TheSound0fMadness Ok i just hopped into MLG playlist on reach to see how "pro" it was. The only difference is that there is no radar and everybody tries to whore power weapons which is not skill its just a race to see who gets to the rocket first. Then when somebody dies they yell OMG what LLLAAAGGG it's is just full of stupid people that try to be hardcore on video games

[sonbrodersen]

@TheSound0fMadness You wouldn't happen to mean challenge, would you? I see you are not in MLG English

[TheSound0fMadness]

@sonbrodersen omg its fucking Youtube ask me how much i give a shit about my grammar will the world explode is i spell a word wrong? no.

[sonbrodersen]

@TheSound0fMadness Ah yes ignorance and arrogance. You will get far in life.

[TheSound0fMadness]

@sonbrodersen I'm going to collage for software development and 3D graphics Design? so yeah i guess you're right. i will. Back to the real point, MLG isn't a Fail, it's just a different way to play, and a lot of people happen to like it, so Bungie made us a Gametype for it and put it in their Multiplayer playlist for the different players to enjoy.

[sonbrodersen]

@TheSound0fMadness You can't even spell college right. The only thing you could ever go for in college is being a janitor. All MLG is, is a bunch of sniper whores who burst to the power weapons and hide in hard to get to places and act like they are cool and have skill. Its for people that have no self esteem and get a rush from being an asshole on a video game. Go to school kid you need it.

[TheSound0fMadness]

@sonbrodersen again, the world wont explode if i spell a word wrong on a website that doesn't do anything for me in life. and no that's not all it is?the only argument i had in the first place was the COD's is even more shitty. just my opinion though. so i really don't know why you are getting all defensive. if it was such a horrible game type though, it wouldn't be on Bungies playlists. so take a chill pill and relax bro? the world still spins cause someone has a different opinion than you.

[sonbrodersen]

@TheSound0fMadness I called out your grammar fail there is because you don't go to college, because after 18 years you should at least know how to spell college. Thats like if I seriously walked around saying I go to his skul. You sound more like you are 11. Anyway the point you made is MLG as a whole is awesome, and no it isn't. COD MLG is just a bunch of guys using gay ass guns (automatic shotgun) and hide in super gay places and just kill anyone that walks by via hardscope. MLG sucks!!!!!!!!

[TheSound0fMadness]

@sonbrodersen okay, well i'm horribly sorry for my spelling errors but when it comes to a computer i type at 60 words per minute and on youtube don't feel like going back and checking every mistake. and think of it this way, if they didn't have mlg, they'd be in your lobbies. so id rather have them in their own. however, i will say i do enjoy playing halo 3 mlg from time to time, just as a different play style.

[wtfomgstudios]

I think this should've counted as a double kill from the grave.

[iseeingi2i]

wtf why isnt this on fails of the weak its a perfect fail dickbounce to betrayal come on

[wtfomgstudios]

@iseeingi2i They only do fails for Halo Reach. But still, this is awesome.

[deadpool166]

0:19 oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.....

[TheMikeYIke]

wow....