Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty - [Episode 31]

[98mmcc]

this was posted 3 days before my bday.... when i think about you i touch myself whoooh

[blackiris9515]

i dont apologize..... i wanna do you in the butt:)

[99ph99]

IM NOT A NIPPLE

[XhiimsadeX]

Two....two penisisisi.....o.o wut? Haahaahhaaha

[AndreaSwagz]

I would marry ur hair o.o

[siia666]

If the hair is their penis then there are no females.... because they all had that.... I will never watch that movie the same way again.....

[MathildeLoveBiersack]

You look like Jared Leto..

[superskill123]

press 5 then pause immediately

[KilljoysRise13B]

I have top comment! C: xD im such a loser DX

[theouigirls]

i love u swifty ur so fukin funny and sexy

[JohnJohnsonTV]

Press and 8 and after the word ride press 7:I wanna ride a nipple !

[PrincessRavenClaw]

I like your hair... LOVE MEEEEEE!

[wolfkiller359]

cool hair

[FlurtyKitty1001]

OMG!!!! U LOOK SMEXY!!! I love you!!!!! Love your sexy hair!!! XD

[ItsLeeannBihh]

"This list could go on all night." I lovelovelovelovelove. I watch it about once a week.

[Firescar101]

....I got a full Smosh video as a commercial. ._.

[metallknee9383]

Guess what? Swifty is not a nipple.

[metallknee9383]

Press 1for Swifty making out with himself

3 for "naked"

5, and he'll make Jill dance

7- *pop* NIIIIIPLE!

8- I wanna ride a dragon

[mynetworkiscool]

no wayyy! your still georgous!

[Horsewoman141]

I'm a birdy! hehehehehehe.

[esraoc]

i read the description and thought, swifty's shirt is off 25% of the time, awesome!! :D

[SparklingCookie12]

Im a birdie! *flaps arms*

[lacilore]

i love ur hair in this video looks awsome i like your hair both ways

[GennyHarris55]

I love your hair Matt and I love you because you are so funny! NIPPLE

[SKITTLEZANDANDY6]

The Lovely Bones does make you cry :( it's my favorite movie though..

[SeXtOnGuLaBaNaNeRyEa]

Beasty ality xD!!!! AAHAHAHAHAaa!!!

[MrsDawson00]

Mathew you would look hot and cool even if you got rid of all your hair. But i dont mean pubic hair... keep that o.o". Hahahahah XD

[psychofreakk3]

i like the pedophile look :D id tap that!

[blackiris9515]

i dont apologize, i wanna do you in the butt:)

[candekinz]

U look 17 in this vid

[vampluva171]

Yay! U love me cuz I like I'd hair!

[kawaiikitty400]

You look even more like Light......I fucking love youuu



[jameelahxoxo]

Your hair looks WAY better now:) Just saying..

[tredcloth]

i love u with short hair and i have a question are you on drugs i herd some drugs make ur dick bigger if so did ur dick get bigger?

[91HinataHyuga]

I remember when Matt first started ask swifty he'd just play a song by beautiful lotus and headbang to it

[mbickerdt1998]

Your hair looks like ians hair from smosh

[XseenieLuverzGirlX]

odd enough u look like my friend zac (err except hes 13) n have the sense of humor of my bf alex n my 19 yr old friend named shawn xD

[lizardbreatification]

hehe ill be hiz dragon =D

[legomarvel99]

Avatars have tentacles in their tails 2 so they can fuk themselves

[maddie1118991]

i love ur hair it looks sexy

[taylorcarin2818]

I had a fish named Nipple

[awesomeness00121]

im glad u freakin love me

[missmusic17ily]

i still like ur hair i think its awesome(: i died when u kept saying nipple "im not a nipple! nipple nipple nipple nipple nipple nipple nipple nnnniiiipppppplllleeee." lol! and the ear fucking thing lmfao! xD LOL im just gunna stick my penis in its ear. xD

[KilljoysRise13B]

R.I.P. THE EPIC HAIR :( but i still lurve you <3

[zankaa1]

But I thought you were a nipple D:

[nanaluv43876]

You said "2. 2 penises!" and i rofled! then you were like "..what?"

[avengethefate]

your hair is so cute!! i love it!!

[FredFan2961]

p.s. id LOVE to hug you !

[FredFan2961]

omfg i was on a another window and you were talking and i was like WHAT *clicks on this window* *jaw drops* GASP OMFG THATS SO FUCKIN HOT !!!!

[DelDel009]

ur hair is orgasmic! <3

[dahviexXxlover]

ohmygawd!!! pause at 4:56 WINNING!!!!!!

[ivyleamonkey]

i think he looks hot with that hair cut (he alawys does look hot but now he looks hotter)

[PunkTapGirl]

Lawl!!!! NIPPLE!

One time it was snowing and my friend ran outside and yelled "Nipples!!" this totally made me think of that :D

[harrypotterroxsox]

i laughed my face off at 0:42 :D :D :D

[briannalq]

with my barbie dolls on the girls i just make a hole with a little screw :3 but with the guys i make a lump out of playdoh and let it go hard and then i supa glue it on the male barbie 8D

[FunnyAsAlways1]

omg those glassses are a turn off :D get contacts :DD! man ur hot o_o

[peacelovehope8]

i choked on my drink at 3:38

Luv ya Matt <3

[ScarletteSixBVB]

0:05 LOL ILU MATT

[takotatakota1]

i love his hair!! totally........ NOM haha

[VampLuvr666131]

uuuuumm..... me can no find 32.... wtf!!!!! never mind found it!! i was right at the top of the sugestings!!! ha no wonder i wear glasses..... Plus his hair is like.....ahhhhhh!

[mIsSaLeXaLeXi]

SO HOT!

[Emily12997]

Call me 7049179323

[killinginnocent998]

i have those glasses (: and they're like super old. hense why you're wearing them in Jan. 2010... and its kinda June 2011 now...

[MegaMusicLoveLife]

Aww... I like your hair better this way...

[BlackCurtainTV]

IM NOT A NIPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mandirawr]

hahaha push 3 and he says "i'll be naked." xD & hold down 5! funniest thing everrr.

[strangedailythings]

wow a lot of question make me go ಠ_ಠ

also: NIPPLES! <3

[johnspoop]

@strangedailythings how do u make that face

[MistiFlansburg]

Nipple Fuck!!!

[xxSCENExxxGURLxx]

He he, nipple

[randomnus101]

U love me yaaaay love u tooo cause ur so hoot

[themiddleavacado]

You said nipple 17 times. I counted.

[themiddleavacado]

U said nipple 17 times.

[Dezbubble108]

U get side tracked easily

[RedRumFace1234]

yay, swifty loves me for liking his hair :D

[1crazgirl]

Nice beiber hair!! Its smexi :p

[TheFredlovers123]

"to are totally unattrcative right now and im unsubscribing."

"uhhhhh"

[MissKittyLidsy]

i fudgin love yur hair in dis

[unit2897]

Why is it that every time i watch his shows i see myself? Am i really that perverted XD

[LexieRhi333]

You looked really hot in this video, just sayin'

:D

[emobabe225]

IM NOT A NIPPLE XD hahaha

[bananablebubble]

at the end you looked like shane dawson...just sayin...LOVE YOUR VIDS <3 they make me smile.

[skilletchick666]

i fukin love u with long hair or not!!

lol XD rolf :) <3 luv u with mouth!!!

[JuK7Y]

This is the first video I ever watched of Swifty. I still find this one the most hilarious.

[gutarsuperstar]

another funny word is spleen

[TheDssman]

are you a canine or a pancake derby car that is sponsered by sundrop??

[ThisMissLovesYou]

i hate to break it to u, but yes, yes u r a nipple

[Muishka2004]

you remind me of tooth paste.. O_o

[BabiiiPearleij687]

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[ThePuglover05]

awwww, you're soooo cute. and i totally love your haircut :D

[ABeautifulLieBecca]

'maybe you'll be naked, and then I'll be naked, and then I'll go to jail!'

[webkinzlove789]

he said nipple 17 times

[jojojurassic77]

my grandpa walked in when he said " and I'll stick my penis in his ear!" LMMFAO. (:

[VictoriatheNomad]

"What'd we learn today?"

"You are going to hell!"

oh i learned that forever ago XD

[WannabeDeadGirl]

One word: BESTIALITY!

[tyty9099]

ur a sexy nipple! ;D

[NinjaBunnyPro]

dude, u made me choke on the mandarin thingies tht went with my pizza XD

[lunalexxi]

swifty is baby jesus :D

and since hes a baby..

hed probably turn himself into a sammitch...

which chance made for him :3

[dandarinha14]

Barbie Skin , kkkk

[nikkimo333]

love your hairr <3

[Saramore23]

"i'ma birdie hehehehe."

[Saramore23]

"i'ma birdie hehehehe."

[IVIysteriaX]

pause at 2:08 for a retard face :P

[cassielizmiller]

@IVIysteriaX he looks high...lol

[imjerkin247]

THIS FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!! These vids are not fumny at all!!!!!! And im way more fucking crazy this shity dick hole!!! And if i had the money to buy the stuff he has i would all over youtube!!!!!!!!! No fucking hatters on thia comment!

[pieguynine]

@imjerkin247 troll fuck head

[IDOG321]

@XJessiBabieeX F T W, FF T W

[SuperKelsielynn]

I LOVE YOUR HAIR!!!

[G0th4ki]

u should be named Zid

[emilybrumbrum]

I love that I can have a totally shit day, then I come home and watch these, and it's all better :D <3!

[Pinta289]

I'M NOT A NIPPLE ;-;

[kk2u4]

avitars don't have "you know whats" they have tails !! the real quetion would be, How bushy is your tail.!!

[Carliitastic]

0:32 THERE 3 SWIFTYS TOUCHING THEMSELVES :O

[kaylah9413]

peanuts and corn!!

[FlyingCrayonChicken]

So Im just gonna lie and say I love your hair because..... You'd love me sooo.....

I LOVE YOUR HAIR AND I DONT MISS YOUR OLD SEXY HAIRCUT AT ALL!!!!

[alittlejen]

i think ur hair cuts adorable!

[G3ppyT4y]

4:49-4:58 LOLOLOLOL

[MhmItsTata]

I dont apllozgize iwanna do u in the butt! lmao

[DubstepBITCHH]

Bestiality. OMG that was hilarious.

[tokkzikk]

the notebook sounds like deathnote.

your cute little drawing looks like L from deathnote.

I was so sure you was talking about deathnote at 1:50 that I had to google it!

the notebook wasent deathnote...

[littlexwildxthing]

KINKY PINKY:d

[LadyPirate91]

the answer to the pancake question that I know is none because icecream doesn't have bones..... Just in case you care what I have to say lol

[Lovehful]

What does your theme song say? It sounds like "Ay, gobbledoo"

[smileymiley446]

I FRIKING LOVE YOUR HAIR!! D=

[TyluVlog]

i no you and shane are friends but i think he takes some of the things you say and put it on his like if you feel the same?

[KiwiMatthew]

I Am happeh, You Also sing, "Everyime I think about you I touch my self" :D :D :D :D

[ShelbyJayneCampbell]

i kinda love you!

[xScr3amSil3ntx3]

Hey, man what's up? How ya doin'? Hey. i'm not a nipple..

[rubyangelTV]

im birdy, hehehehehehe!!! lolz, love u matt!!! xoxoxoxxoxo <3

[EmoChixNeedLuv2]

now u kno wat a barbie skin is!

[MiChElLlover12]

I think, his hair, is totally orgasmic. <3

[morganinprogress]

0:07 x'D UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH

[awsumman4]

haha u had shane dawson hair and you said it was pedophile hair hehehehehehehe gawd i need a life

[MsEmoHelloKitty1]

ur hair makes me more atracted 2 u by the second!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheAbbieEdwards]

one word NIPPLE

[maddykatiejonas]

your hair cut is cool

[meggypie222]

Lol whut?

[lostinmystereo]

Dragonite FTW!

[life898]

omg your hair looks soooo hot!!! <3 :)

[oreobaybee12]

Beastiality! <3

[Reing1998]

you're gay nigga:D

[Amandalikesglee]

UR HAIR'S SEXY XD

[CRAZYGUY020]

"Definition of barbie skin. Did it pop up?" HAHAHAHA

[killerkason]

your hair was better before..sorry

[HanHansell]

Dude there's nutin wrong with the haircut :P Tis awesome'

[gymgirl1227]

i love your hair. OH I FEEL THAT LOVE!!!!!!!

[TheBadgirl9000]

I f*cking love you & ur hair

Come to my house and FUCK me ;)

[TheBadgirl9000]

I f*cking love you & ur hair

Come to my houde and FUCK me ;)

[LaRoTer]

How old are you??

[SamC5579]

American psycho reference!! :D

[ForgottenChild66]

HAHAHA

i know this has nothing to do with your question but...

when im done doing that, can i still eat it ?

[TheJessii88]

NIPPLE!

[0Kingah0]

Why do some ladies sweat??

[KatelynOliva02]

I WIsh His Hair Was Still Like This D: /

[gogogadgethugs]

"Sometimes when I get excited I totally poo in the shower. And let me tell you, that's really hard to get down the drain. Especially when you eat peanuts and corn." "OmigawdMatt, that was the nastiest thing you ever said-- Who eats peanuts and corn?"

[joeyh8901]

i love the american psycho refrence! :D

i love these videos!!!! :D

[SquishySquishy290]

lmfao I could not stop laughing in this video.

[paramoredemon96]

I've been tagged as one of my best friend's boobs in a facebook picture.

[TheAtimes2]

The lovely bones was so dang awesome!

[NinjaBrideget]

Mattyou r a NIPPLE! A hot NIPPLE!

[awsumGrapes]

:/ my dad didnt laugh at any eps of ask swifty :( ,

[RissaMatvij]

@awsumGrapes well then your dad lacks a sense of humour. this guy is hilarious!!!!!!!

[sammyammyantha1011]

u uploaded this on my brithday :D

[shaunofthedead666]

lolz! 0:30

[Craigcox7]

NIPPLE!

[valiant435674]

i like your hair, now can i give you anal?

[Pixie295]

173 morons in this world:)

[Malifall]

my friend had sex with a glazed donut ones. he later ate it

[EllieIsCrazy97]

@Malifall eww

[keilaramos1991babe]

rofl i love saying nipple too!! its like so freaking funny saying it espacially with different acents :P

[WeirdRhi103]

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[SuperShaned123]

nice hair niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiple lol

[SuperShaned123]

nice hair

[XXmacey96XX]

"Nipple nipple nipple nipple niiiiiiple!" Lmao

[Ninjiangstar]

wats with the greenscreen if ur never gunna use it -___-

[Helloilization]

@clairabelblackstorm 28*

[aphroditesenvy]

You're absolutely right, "The Lovely Bones" had me and my family in tears. It's a good movie, though.

[MARVELY114]

I THINK ITS COOL

[BethaniiXEckhardt]

can i kiss you



[cassidymadison]

I am not a nipple. [=

[chocolatenekokitty]

I <3 your hair

[crazyactz22897]

ok then i like ur haircut

[hyde132]

no your wrong it is 42. it's always 42 dicks.