Bill Maher "Face-Ripper Monkey..."

[Farenheit4051]

Face Ripper Monkey already served two terms.

[jskrufve]

#facerippermonkey2012

[chris7777777777777]

I am honestly trying to figure out why people watch his show? shallow people. Ah, I see.

[LobsterPotsticker]

@chris7777777777777 trolling? talking to yourself? retarded?

check check check

[cjs2964]

@chris7777777777777 No just people who are smarter then you and have a sense of humor.

[homeycdawg]

Funny to watch Bill crack up.

[SovereignStatesman]

At 1:15 we see side-by-side proof that Maher evolved from a baboon.

[coopmuch56]

@SovereignStatesman *share common ancestor with baboon, but thats not a baboon, its a chimp. Not a monkey either, chimps are apes.

[SovereignStatesman]

@coopmuch56

It doesn't matter whether Maher is a monkey or an ape, he acts the same way because they both throw their shit at everyone they don't like!

[coopmuch56]

@SovereignStatesman Hes a political comedian of course he going to make jokes about stupid people.

[SovereignStatesman]

@coopmuch56

No I didn't say that, I said he THROWS HIS SHIT AT PEOPLE.

His jokes do NOT contain any particular insight or epiphany, he only THINKS they do because he thinks he's George Carlin or Lenny Bruce.

He's not, he's just a legend in his own MIND-- as well as a bitter little douchebag who got fired for throwing his shit at his own country.

[coopmuch56]

@SovereignStatesman Not quite up to Carlin standards but hes up there.

[SovereignStatesman]

@coopmuch56

Yeah up his ASS.

You're just dumb as he is, that's why you think he's right, i.e. you're both so dumb that you don't KNOW how dumb you are.

[coopmuch56]

@SovereignStatesman lol @ mr.tough guy on the internet

[SovereignStatesman]

@RepeatYourselfMuch99

[shihouka]

@SovereignStatesman

Did you just throw poo at Bill Maher? You dirty ape!

[SovereignStatesman]

@shihouka

No, I didn't throw you at anyone.

[shihouka]

@SovereignStatesman

Yes, throw some more poo. Like a true ape.

[SovereignStatesman]

@shihouka

You're Maher's ass-licker

[MrSlayerDeth]

Still can't decide between Face Ripper monkey or Large rock for 2012 /:.

[Iyoulikeyoutoo]

Face ripper monkey for president

[demomanchaos]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 Bill Maher is not a Jew, he's a rationalist. He doesn't believe in the Old Testament god, he believes man will never know how the world came to be or what happens after you die. Check out his movie Religulous and you'll see he isn't a Jew. Can't be Jewish if you aren't Jewish.

Neo-Nazis have nothing to complain about, white people still hold pretty much all the money, and with it all the power. Whites could time travel to any period in Europe and not be persecuted for being white.

[SovereignStatesman]

@demomanchaos

Hes a Jew by birth, and they can be secular. Hitler didn't exterminate them because of their religious beliefs.

And whitels can't time-travel you moron, that's science-fiction bullshit.

[pilotamurorei]

... You people know NOTHING of Bill Maher. Calling him a Jew? Boy you people are fucking retarded. Just when I thought Americans couldn't get any more stupid, you guys prove me wrong.

[Strand0410]

@pilotamurorei That guy's profile is decked in Swastikas, his username is "AUSCHWITZ" and all his comments are about calling celebrities "kike jews", pretty sure the best thing we can do is report his profile and hope he gets banned.

[SovereignStatesman]

@pilotamurorei

Ok, I'll prove you wrong:

1. FACT: If someone's mother is a Jew, then by definition they are a Jew.

2. FACT: Maher's mother is a Jew.

3. CONCLUSION: Maher is a Jew.

Proven!

[TheMarksmenCat]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 yea he's just a pretend-socialist, but he can talk he makes millions of dollars I wish to see this dirty jew give up most of his money in the name of the socialism he advocates

[SovereignStatesman]

@TheMarksmenCat

Maher's schizophrenic; out of one side of his mouth he blames Americans for being "stupid," then he whines over the supposed "growing wage-gap," as if brains are separate from wages

He also says that germ-theory is a hoax, that man-made global warming is real, but that "science should be made by scientists not idiots."

So he thinks that Al Gore is a scientist, but Louis Pasteur was an idiot.

That's our Bill!

[TheMarksmenCat]

I have to admit, that was a funny bit

[SlapstickCoyote]

Why are Arnold's Abs so flat? and where's those Terminator thighs that we've all come to know?

[NonsenseFabricator]

@SlapstickCoyote Growing old: Not for pussies

[SovereignStatesman]

@SlapstickCoyote

That's not him, it's from porn.

[SlapstickCoyote]

@SovereignStatesman shutup

[SovereignStatesman]

@SlapstickCoyote

Ok, a Proboscis monkey. Whatever.

[SlapstickCoyote]

@SovereignStatesman whatever that means

[SovereignStatesman]

@SlapstickCoyote

He looks like a Proboscis monkey. Google it LOL

[SlapstickCoyote]

@SovereignStatesman Jimmy Durante?

[SovereignStatesman]

@SlapstickCoyote

Has nothing on Maher LOL

[prettydumbvideos]

We should all write in votes for face ripper monkey to show our dissatisfaction with the system

[SovereignStatesman]

@prettydumbvideos

I think we've had enough chimps in the White House.

[JImmy4336]

Face Ripper Monkey 2012! 

[bweazel]

What does evolution have to do with the Tea Party? So tired of these liberal, statist blow holes misrepresenting our movement.

[bweazel]

What does evolution have to do with the Tea Party? So tired of these liberal, statist blow holes misrepresenting our movement.

[acostoss]

@bweazel It goes both ways, my friend. Libs bash Conservatives, and vice-versa. Bash your opponent, make him out to be less than what he is, and you gain more people to your side, regardless of what they think of the issues.

[4SCARECROWS]

I putting my vote on Face-ripper-monkey next election. I would like, Thor as the running mate as well. XD

[sutragrub]

First of all, it's an ape. Secondly, it' dead. The police shot it. Third, it's not funny.

[numshine9]

@sutragrub It IS funny because Maher rarely, if ever, cracks up and has to start over...that's why everyone likes it...

[KellyGreen5555]

@sutragrub It is funny. Lighten up. Jesus.

[thehoffmanapprentice]

@liamelders

Ya but Face-Ripper Monkey sounds funnier.

[boxer12350]

Ya gott love how Maher cant hold it together!

[herewini25]

DrummerDan973: he 'Japs'? As someone who has a few Japanese friends, this seems derogatory. If meant to be otherwise, continue your way. If not, tell us how you like Bill Maher and be a racist at the same time.

[Shadowlit001]

@herewini25

I Japed your mom. She contracted yellow fever, acutally it was my piss.

[DrummerDan973]

Bill Maher rules, he Japs all those scumbag teabaggers and republicans lol

Face Ripper Monkey all the way !!!!!!!!!!

[MsThings]

Face ripper monkey gets my vote!

[sabresfanwp7]

For three unfortunate people, this was the last YouTube video they ever saw, due to getting their eyes ripped out by Face-Ripper Monkey.

[Justen1980]

uhhh, I'm takin a guess, but is this bit about the next possible GOP candidates?

[pennjersey83]

smug faggot. Go sniff your own farts maher

[SRStrollisSRS]

@pennjersey83 OMG LIKE THAT SOUTH PARK EPISODE!!!!!! I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

[alSation81]

meh