how to sleep fast (if you need help sleeping)

[SororHEx]

*whatches him talk...* zZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

[danielisazombie]

I want to go to sleep just from watching the video.

[pkalldayy]

Thanks alot ur a geneus !!!

[JohnnyJohnW]

Seroquel. It'd fuck your liver over time, but it works.

[SemyXdevil]

i didnt catch any of what you just said....

[azzurshit]

Ugh..can't sleep its almost 1am n tomorrow school.

[SkaterboarderTapsu]

i'm watching this 2:00 AM

[CrazyKingSmith]

Weed nuf said

[BrettDixonMusic]

@CrazyKingSmith Nice. Just rolled a doobie myself. I'm thinking I'll apply this counting method with my doobie. Should definitely work.

[thebeaner626]

How to sleep better for me

5 p.m workout

9p.m smoke some weed

10:30 go to sleep relaxed

[Anonymousg64]

go watch zeitgeist

gods dont exist, allah is just fiction

[lucas07700]

FOR MEN:

STEP 1 : GO TO YOUR BATHROOM

STEP 2 : TAKE A PLAYBOY

STEP 3 : MASTURBATE

STEP4 : CUM

STEP 5 : GOOD NIGHT

[SuperHowToDoThings]

@lucas07700 THIS IS FUCKING WORKS!!!!!!!!!

[The3nlightened0ne]

@lucas07700 Yea, doesnt work after you get use to that, haha

[000remo000]

I am muslim. But there is no need to start such a huge argument over such a subject. Calm down.

[planehijackerq8]

Muslims are great

[The3nlightened0ne]

@planehijackerq8 They're great explosives.

[storeysoul]

I only believe in Allah when I tape soda cans to my jacket and run through the library and screaming ALLLLLAAAAAHHHHHHH.

[WhisperingBlogger]

Thought I'd check the comments to see what the video was like and found myself in the middle of religious warfare

[musaed91]

people...plz,just copy the following [ Science in Quran MUST SEE islam allah god muhammad jesus Science Miracle quran ] and paste it up and see the fisrt video..it's 10:00 long..these ten mins might CHANGE UR LIVES!!!!! and plz, plz, plz, watch with a neutral point of view...hope u enjoy it...now that u'll see the vid..i'll try to stop commenting in this video..i think my job is done here...thnk u all 4 accepting my opinions and replys..and sorry if i've botherd anyone..peace to all of u...

[ibanez2damaxx]

@musaed91 fuckoff

[musaed91]

@BuildYourMind if ur talking about civilization...look at spain when muslims lived how they changed it.]..also linear al jebra..from hasan ben al haitham..al gebra is an arabic word..the number zero is an arabic word..also optics are muslim discovaries..the camera..medicine..even music..the first word in the holy quraan was [read]..islam always incourages science..god say in the holy quran:{God raises those whom believe and those who were given science degrees} see muslims Architecture in spain

[musaed91]

...how can he[pbuh] do such a thing that u think is so wrong while he was in a place that he needs every positive thing in him[pbuh] to be perfect [and he was]cuz almost everyone fought him even some people from his family.. so if they found that that was wrong they should've said that in thier time hence no one will believe in him..they r smarter then leaving this point against him and not take use of it..they tried in every way to stop him..believe me they won't leave this one..am i right..???

[musaed91]

@BuildYourMind u r almost right one u said about him marrying her when she was 6 yrs old...and he slept with her after puberty..u know even about 50 yrs from know arabic girls marry at age 13 and 14and even boys from 16 to 18 marry..so this case ur talking in is a tradition not a reliogeos case..he[pbuh] marreid her when she was young but he raised her until she grew up enuf then slept with her..he is the one that said[but sent to complete good morals]about his self how can he do somthing that

[musaed91]

first of all..we muslims only have one book the holy quran..but if ur talking about the life of muhhamed[pbuh]all the books r almost alike..just slight diferences in littile details..and am telling u not just me every muslim knows that he died while she was his wife..and i don't know what is this sight that u r reading but u better start reading from reliable sources..he[pbuh]divorced twice in his life with women[not girls]and he didn't even sleep with them..plz check ur sources befroe judging..

[musaed91]

@BuildYourMind the woman u r talking about is our mother Ayesha..he [pbuh]married her when she was 6 years old but haven't slept with her until she grewb up..and this was common in arabic nations before..also he married her for other purpases not for sex as u think..one of them is that she's his best friend's daughter so that they become closer and this also was common in arabic traditions..he didn't divorce her..and 4 ur own info..He[pbuh] died between her hands..so know ur source well then tlk

[Jaybeat2k6]

Thanks SO much for this advice, nirvanaforall! I tried this last night, and the counting thing actually worked! O_O I just thought I'd pop back now and let you know how thankful I am. You rock for sharing this!

[NinnyStorm]

It really works(:!

[kittenkcatk22]

.. How did a sleeping video break out into an argument about religion? What sort of magic is this?

[DTGFighter]

@kittenkcatk22 people got too grumpy about not being able to sleep X(

[musaed91]

just write this [Science in Quran MUST SEE islam allah god muhammad jesus Science Miracle quran] and sort by [view counts] then open page no.7 ...it'll be the fifth video and it's [10:00 min exactly long]

[musaed91]

sorry i can't put the url...but the vid is from [MUHAMMADDERBALA]and this is it's name..[Science in Quran MUST SEE islam allah god muhammad jesus Science Miracle quran]

[gogoasacenusie]

There is no need to be civilized with muslims. Muslims are animals. They will kill you if you don't convert to that horror religion called "islam". I'm looking forward to the bombing of Iran, next Syria and all the other muslim shitholes

[musaed91]

@gogoasacenusie who said that if u don't convert u'll be killed!!!!god said{no compulsion in religion}...the other thing is that Iran r shee'a...and they r muslims who where misguided...so they don't represent us...we also have problems with them...the last thing if u want talk u either behave ur self or i don't want to reply to u...is this how ur religion teaches u to talk with others....!!! u r a shame even for ur religion...is this how u represent it...does that satisfy god?!to speak this way

[gogoasacenusie]

@musaed91 , at one point in history a deluded drugged fucktard called Mohammed wrote while being high a totally idiotic story which has been followed ever since by morons like yourself. I'm sorry to disappoint you but you wont get any virgins in heaven, actually most probably after you'll die you'll be eaten by worms and integrate into Earth cycle. Get your brain out of your butt and start thinking with it. Your quran values as much as my toilet paper

[musaed91]

@gogoasacenusie if u say that mohhammed peace be upon him wrote this holy quraan...then what explains the miracils in it..and also the things that he said that it will happen and it's happening now?! what explains it?! a lucky guess!! if u want examples u can search them in this site..i actually think that ur not even a christian..cuz u don't even believe in judjement day..u first need to believe in god and then come negotiate with me about religions..please search and then reply

[gogoasacenusie]

@musaed91 , i do believe in God but "god" has nothing to do with any religion

[musaed91]

@gogoasacenusie hey why don't u see this video and PLEASE, watch it with a neutral point of view..((Science in Quran MUST SEE islam allah god muhammad jesus Science Miracle quran))

[gogoasacenusie]

@musaed91 , just as i said earlier, it's really a futile effort to engage a muslim but i tell you what i actually feel sorry for you

[musaed91]

@gogoasacenusie

[musaed91]

@musaed91 u know what...don't be..u don't have an idea how happy i am in my life....when u have a god that u rely on in everything knowing that ur weak infront of him and every thing is in his hands...and he's the most merciful...what can i ask more for a life..??please don't be sorry for me...cuz am feeling sorry for u....and in judgement day..we'll see who will be sorry for the other..i ask god to guide u to islam so u know what am talking about...AMEN

[gogoasacenusie]

@musaed91 , be happy dude. Ignorance is a bliss. Be happy following Mohamed, the Flying Spaghetti Monster or the Pink Unicorns. They all have the same value. But as long as it brings happiness to you, believe what you want

[histupata1]

why am i british

[Szoki666]

I sleep on my right side too..

[ihelpyouhelpa856]

DAMN HIS FACE IS DAUNTING IM NOT GONNA SLEEP FOR A WEEK!

[lovesprayz]

hahah , seriously , i fell asleep watchin' this video..

[TDylProductions]

Maybe his nose is crooked because he always sleeps on his right side!!

[takovarra]

is he asleep?

[RedTangela]

you look tierd

[TheAnimallover80210]

thumbs up if ur watching this and tommorrow is x-mas and u cant wait so thats why ur watching this vid

[evilresident97]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh I can't sleep I get to excited this time and I never fall asleep thanks for the help

[MiStEriOn101]

Omfg

[STARWARS439]

Me to dude ahhhh can't sleep I'm playing call of duty that really makes me drowsy though

[dano3651]

2:38 Xmas eve morning I really fuckin need this

[allotts00]

@dano3651 hahahaha i know right!

[MetalTom01]

a-a-are you a wizard?

[iTzH4rRy]

@Strikemonkey2234 lol yes

[strikemonkey2234]

Who else is looking for this cause of Xmas?

[TheCmoretz]

I'm awake at 11 Xmas eve night and I'm on my phone and Santa won't.come if I'm awake

[XxKing4444]

This will be useful for Christmas eve night!

[theyoshibob]

@XxKing4444 i'm doing that because santa doesn't come if your awake

[tonyfurtaw]

thank you so much i will try all of these steps

[jaskarankakkar4]

I will try it

[MsBkprincess]

Ure sweet

[Nouri8885]

Thank u very nice information:) I will try it tonite thank u

[HartheGreat]

subtitles are just hilarious on this

[GeneTicJai]

@HartheGreat hahahaha thanks for telling us, vote up HartheGreat's post lolol

[IronAndrej]

the sleeping on the right side is not a magic trick!! or brain whatever.

It is because of the heart, if u sleep on the left side - more body weight pressures the heart, as if u sleep on the right side the heart is almost free so we feel more comfortable!!! that is why almost all the people naturally sleep on the right side ;)

[apt981]

@IronAndrej I can't sleep on my right side. the left side is the side I sleep on. because my heart is strong and gets a work out dealing with my weight on top of it. HAHA your wrong biii!!

[jaysmurth]

thanks.

[kurdishme2]

I got tired just by watching this video !!!

[magictuesday42]

Step 1 : Be tired

Step 2 :Search a Bed

Step 3: Get Weed

Step 4: Inhale

Step 5: Exhale

Step 6: I dont rly remember Step 6, i feel in a very comfortable, nice sleep

[718imag]

@magictuesday42 lmao

[718imag]

@magictuesday42 lmao

[ThGodLike]

lol

[TheCommunityDub]

this videos so boring i fell asleep

[kayv0n]

thank you

[jasmelia123]

I cant even sleep facing the right side bcos my hand will start to cramp -.- like wad im experiencing now .... FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKK

[chelefr]

@jasmelia123 same prob :P it suck

[musaed91]

1400 years ago our prophet mohhamed [peace be upon him] told us to sleep on our right side...wow...everyday we find out a new meracil in our beatiful peacful religeion that has no relationship with terrorism...i wish everyone in the world see the real face of islam...not the ugly mask that the media is showing to people..

[BarelyClever]

@musaed91 I'm not islamic, but I agree that my country (USA) is completely ignorant of other cultures and societies. The US just watches mainstream media and thinks its all facts, I apologize for how my country and its people treat you, your relatives, and the followers of your religion.

[musaed91]

@BarelyClever thanks, u r clever not barely...;) it's nice to know that there r people like u who r open minded and don't seek their information only from the media and not get effected quickly with it..cuz as all of us know today media is all almost buissnes or own benefits...and they'll surely do what ever serves these two things..

[gogoasacenusie]

@musaed91 , i just took a shit and i saw Mohamed's face in it! It's a miracle!

[musaed91]

@gogoasacenusie people like u r not worth to waste time with....but if ur expecting me to say something bad about jesus[peace be upon him] or mary...i can't cuz i as a muslim have to believe in them and that jesus is a messenger of God and mary is his virgin mother...even if someone didn't believe in them it's not a civilized thing to do.. to say these bad stuff about other people's sacreds...but as god said {and if the ignorants adress them they say peace}...so i tell u peace...

[gogoasacenusie]

@musaed91 , All the people decapitated in the name of Islam tell you PEACE! Also all the women killed with stones in the name of Islam tell you PEACE 2!! I just really hope the US will bomb the shit out of all of ya muslim shitholes. Stay away from Europe and get your stinky muslim assess back to your arabic shitholes

[musaed91]

@gogoasacenusie who said that women r killed with stones!!! before islam arabic girls were barried alive..because their fathers were afraid of shame..but islam came and forbiddend this thing..the one who is killed with stones is the woman who makes love with a another man then her husband..and the same for the man if he was married..this prevents cheating between couples and sons from other fathers..and this is when 4 witnesses say they saw him and her..after this who will cheat!

[baseball2662]

@musaed91 dirty muslim

[musaed91]

@baseball2662 thank u....is that how ur raised by ur parents and ur religion?!..then as i told the other one...PEACE..

[predatorR70]

@musaed91 mashallah

[heiio66]

@musaed91 We avoid sleeping on the left in Islam for a certain reason. It puts pressure on the heart.

[musaed91]

@heiio66 also the livar is way heavier than the stomach...and the livar will be ontop of the stomach if u sleep on ur left side...so until now there r three benifits...

[lightrescuer]

Man!!!!! I woke up 30 mins later I watch this when my mom woke me up.

Fuuuuuuck



[killer57ism]

suck eggs

[hoodafff]

hi mr

in islam and before med .the massenger muhammad told us how to sleep faster by sleeping on the right side and our hand on the right side of the face . islam is the right religion .for more amazing stuff read the english quran .u seem like a nice guy

islam is great thing. you need it

[elhae2]

this made me want to sleeep

[alibaliist]

i wouldn't went to school that day but u made it easier thumbs up if u watchin this cuz u have school 2Morrow :)))

[MrFaelon]

omg im sleeping

[sandrsofias]

A B C D E method? With so many letters you might as well include FGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

[Skate4Skate182]

@sandrsofias you only made that comment so you could get a top comment.

[sandrsofias]

@Skate4Skate182 You only replied to the comment so you could get a top comment.

[Skate4Skate182]

@sandrsofias nope.

[CodiTheJedi]

you look like you need some sleep mr

[grimsnipe]

this video put me into a coma

[MISSnanna1234]

Thanks yo. This video makes me fall asleep. LOL

[MyDallas17]

Thanks

[ZyphaaaHD]

Thanks Man! :D



[soccersis24]

I woke up this morning with this open on my screen... yeah, it helped me fall asleep

[you3007]

wow thats right for the right side !

[KiriouSs]

throw in some excecy.

[magicissocruel]

thanks for the vid i fell asleep watching this.

[The1SexyGamer]

@magicissocruel funny you posted this comment, dick

[gabriel25gatens]

i just hit my self with a hammer

[kbrannan42]

dont look at his face or you will get nightmares lol

[hardstylejunky100]

I am dtinking red bull.

Shoudent realy do that do i?

='-(

[TheReVSniping]

lol i just drank water and ate chips wtf !!!!!!!!

[Kshann06]

I fell asleep and forgot to shutdown my PC .

[Fawkes192]

It didn't work for me well..... I'm screwed

[MaggieTLJ]

@Fawkes192 Take some medicine.I use trimanic

[Loveismyweapon4496]

School tommorrow :p

Hope this work...

[MaggieTLJ]

@Loveismyweapon4496 Sucks to be you, LOL!

[Loveismyweapon4496]

@MaggieTLJ :(((

[bg27garcia]

Really helped thanks for this video

[dumitru10ful]

a strategy: say in your mind: i wanna sleep! i wanna sleep fuc.king brain!!!

[RyanB50290]

this guy is making me fall of sleep cause he so boring

[killarabs12]

thumbs up if this watching this video put you to sleep

[ChiLLzNikka215]

its kinda difficult for me because i breathe through my mouth

[ELEXDJ]

just watch this video and itll make you sleep fast TRUST ME :D

[KDinhNguyen]

B = Dont hold your breath

[saudicpp]

I'm off to sleep right now.

[JWZ44]

@DANIAL417 u think thats a problem??!!? i have major sleeping probs and u call sleeping on 1am bad? wish i couldt sleep that soon....

[miyo619]

EDWIN VAN DER SAR !

[awsomeleader1996]

ESCUSE HIM!

[TheEsudario]

This guy rocks. The counting part gets me to bed. Thanks!!!!!!! :)

[TribalCharisma]

Mate your methods aren't working to well, look at your sandbags under you eyes maybe instead of instructing it you should follow it too. :P

[DANIAL417]

i have a problem when i sleep i sometimes sewat and i get a little scared i dont know why i alway sleep at 1pm this is verry annoying pleas help

[MrSpecial18k]

i literally fell asleep watching this video. he was right at 0:02!

[SuperStevensShow]

if i decide to sleep at 11 ill sleep at 3. help me!

[gangsta1kidd]

just listening to you made me fall asleep!

[ChippyGaming]

You lie on your right hand side so you don't put weight on your heart

[smackdounnkol]

his English is way too fast

[RobloxiaVideos]

@smackdounnkol Its not that fast, thats about how fast I talk..

[smackdounnkol]

Fastest way to sleep : Try this. This will work

Just try solving some math. or some reasoning problems.

Note : Try to do from a book not internet.

-> Shut down your PC. (This is must. Why you need computer if you have decided to sleep?)

-> Find pleasant place to do problems.

-> Use chair and table to do problems. (This method will urge you to sleep and if you find bed you will stick to it like a magnet)

-> While you do, try to concentrate on the problem scenario, and stress your brain.

[midokakoroe1]

Thnx soooo much this helped me go to sleep when i used to stay up for hours trying to get to sleep and now i can sleep faster

[midokakoroe1]

Im typing this while im asleep. *snore*

[howlingwolf12341]

ya i can't slep i clsoe my eyes for a hour not sleep i sleep in morning even though it still dark

[nathanapple1]

good shit

[urge855]

i set this vid on, and i mysterious fell asleep.

[M4RK13B0Y]

when i sleep on my side my balls hurt like hell xD i always sleep on my back or belly

[MrRolaCosta]

@M4RK13B0Y wtf put a pillow between your legs and visit a doctor, this is not normal

[ReviewChannle]

@lucas070798 oh really? lol well i cant see it through my ipad o.0

[TheBlastic]

also i can get pills

[ReviewChannle]

Ok here's what u do.

1. Go to ur room.

2. Take 4 steps away from the door.

3. Run as fast as u can against the door.

4. Good night

[GreapyX]

@ReviewChannle Isn't...that what the top rated guy said?

[mroscarskates]

thank you:)

[gavyn96]

If u want to fall asleep faster watch this video

[Tota767chobots]

This ting didnt for with me :/

[FulCool1993]

OMG I sleep just cuz i did not listen and is boring. I sleeping iktzćp0oš'pkiohjgvfjkž

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[FanTazTiCxD]

I am so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!!!

[HaybooGotSwag]

His voice put me to sleep

[mrmaplestory12]

Well here's what i do o_O

1- Turn off all the lights in my room.

2- get under my blanket

3- watch a little tv

4- set the tv timer on 5mins

5- sleep while the tv is on

6 Good night

[Boy55Bad]

lol i just read the comments and ...umm my problem is i cant slepp Why i'll tell u its Summer and i just play PS3 or Watching Tv Till Its 3:00 PM and 1 day Only Thn Its Happend For Me Till Now From 9 Days And I Cant Fking Shit Sleep I wish they Sell It SLEEP SAND Or MGS4 MK,II gun Make u Sleep In 1 sec lol ... cANT SLEEP FK u SLEEP Ok Srry Sleep I want to be His Friend -_-

[Blazar135]

just press any of the nubers repeatedly 1, 2,3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ^_^

[VerlindeTV]

Heres what I do

1-Go get a blanket

2-lye down on the floor if I misspelled then uh oh

3-get a pillow

4-lye on your stomach put your face to left or right

5-close you'r eyes then count to 9999

6-if you made it here then you should go see a doctor

[marilynknotborgir]

all of these steps will only frustrate you, and make your head churn...i suggest using the cool side of the pillow :|

[JetzPackxOP]

How To Go To Sleep:

1-Drink Some Water

2-Listen To The Radio

3-Get Rick Roll'd Then Laugh Out Ur Effing Brains

4-Good Night In Heaven Or Hell

[theguitarhero1000000]

the only way this helped me get to sleep is from smashing my head against the table because he,s so fucking boring

[kilanei1993]

if you want 2 sleep fast go 2 ((mp3quran.net/radio.html)) and lesning blef me ^ ^

[darth890]

so your telling me i can call asleep in 10 sec yea right

[MexicanSnakex]

Pull the lever before sleeping and you are ready to go.