Haitian Jonas #You Know You Haitian When.....

[AdryanaPrincetonGirl]

All this is sooooooo true man!!!!!!!!

[SabrinaWayToPreety]

berlinbadd that is so true u know u haition if every new years u eat pumkin soup

[BerlinBadd]

you know you haitian if every new years u eat pumpkin soup

[lisabeyla]

this is sooooooooooooooo a haitian video

[ricardohalo4]

you know your Haitian when TEA fixes ANY SICKNESS.

[AmandasFun]

My mom is a nurse lol my dad is a taxi cab driver lol

[KayCma]

loooooooolll beem

[egreentheking]

u know u Haitian when ur at someones house and ur parents say they gonna go home and ten minutes later their still talking :(

[zoekid23]

Famous haitian last name

Jean-____ lol

[PinkKissedLipz]

And umwayyy

[PinkKissedLipz]

Yooo this video is mad tru...he forgot "oh-oh"and woyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[coololskool]

my aunt be distroy'n curse words, like salama-beish, cook-saca, n mada-faka

[coololskool]

every other word that came out my mother's mouth was foot n toeneer..!

[coololskool]

shit my dad use to fade me n my brothers up with a scissor..if that haitian then i don't what is..lol

[capitaleyezz]

OK WHAT'S WITH THE PICNIC TABLE CLOTH FOR BED SHEETS LOL THAT'S SOME FUNNY SHIT YOU KNOW YOU HAITIAN LMFAO

[marie725]

notice the save a lot bag in the back

[mizzpoetrics]

Here's another famous Haitian last name: Joseph! Lol!

[Strwberriblu]

BEEM lol

[taliyafaith]

Y'all funny.. But why y'all got a devils eye back there in a 6?!?!

[brownsuga0618]

frwank!! lol!!

[jeanloud]

YO...YOU FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!

[jeanloud]

I be dead "Bim!!!"

[Kkayroyal]

sound effects!!!!! lol

[TheHinoko]

You know your haitian when your aunt/mom made you wear dresses with poofy ass sleeves and when your mom used a metal comb to straighten your hair by heating it up on the stove when you were a kid.

[bosslady759]

@TheHinoko Sekonsa vre!! Mwen sonje jou sa yo

[carlaugustin38]

you know you haitian when you got save-a-lot bags all over your bed

[MsDapitts]

lolLOLOLOLlol @THE PAJAMAS

[BoraDaExplorah]

Lmao Daw Ant' Nevah Lie ! Lmao Rofl

[kekewcym]

that machete is spot on

!

[stclair521]

YES! My mother makes me put lwil maskriti on everything!!

[BrinaChiicksz123]

I went to school and started sharpening mi pencil w/ scissors lmfao mi teacher thought i was crazyy lmfaooooooooo

[janetandbobby]

You know you are haitian when you' ve got poupou in your bonda after your mother forced you to drink palma christie with strong black coffee and juice of an orange

[molavegurl]

So true! I remember when I was little my dad used a razor blade to sharpen his pencils and I was like WTF r u doing? And my parents call every razor blade a gilét. No matter what brand

[baseman3]

my dad was a cab driver and my mother was home nurse crazy

[KhaldunBossman]

You go to school and then u die ... Really lmfaoo

[TheArtisticsam]

yo Im over here rolling son, everything he said is sooooooooo true. OMG WOW, Im so done I can't even laugh anymore.

[KIMA295]

You know u Haitian wen u go to Bobbies..I m happy that my family doesnt go there...Yes my uncle is a taxi ..My mom is a Lpn but she aint Haitian..my dad is a nurse..Weird...

[KIMA295]

Your know your Haitian when you know u drink Soup Zoumou every Sunday.

[miamibabii77]

omg my mom is an R.N and my dad is a TAXI DRIVER lol

[LoveofGiraffes]

@miamibabii77 OMG sameee

[elanajoy86]

you know you're Haitian when there is a bed spread like that in the background. Thumbs up!

[TJamT24]

lol to the save-a-lot bag on that bed... idk if that was a prop or not

[Gdigga456]

lmaooo that chiclet joke is so true.. my grandma always be saying do u want some chiclet when its clearly winterfresh

[shannon360ify]

you know you are haitian when every female in your family name marie

[PoeticKirby]

@shannon360ify my moms name is marie xD

[RachelleMyBell14]

@PoeticKirby mine too!

[shannon360ify]

@PoeticKirby My first name is Marie so is My mom and my aunties and I hate it

[dmando15]

@shannon360ify OMG THANK YOU

[MzSephora00]

lmaoo...u need to see mine..check my video lol



[MsJuicytv]

FIXS YOUR TEETH...SERIOUSLY

[TheXxxsexylovexxx]

@MsJuicytv WHAT THE HELL SHUT UP DAMN U STUPID

[wj2107]

@MsJuicytv wow, its not that serious...SERIOUSLY. why dont u pay attention to the comedy? if his teeth bother u, dont watch the vid, just listen to the audio. There. Problem Solved

[BrinaChiicksz123]

@MsJuicytv stop hating SERIOUSLY

[henneytampa]

100% on point. lol

[willConceive2011]

lmboo too funny

[BossDonPariss]

Lmfaooo



[cutemelix]

LMBO too funny

[nimi321o]

dam u fugly

[moccantave]

wats the first song son

[FryedChicken337]

@moccantave its called H.A.I.T.I. from after the quake mix type.

[BrinaChiicksz123]

You know you haitian if u got mad Maries and Jeans in ya fam

[cutemelix]

@BrinaChiicksz123 haha my mom n my aunt r both name Marie

[AngeAKEYS2]

and when they be blasting that Haitian Kompa in the car

[AngeAKEYS2]

u knoe when your haitian when you have the famous last name Jean, Jacques, or Pierre

[frantzbns]

Smdh when I m drawing.... till this day I still use a knife or a razor blade to sharpen my pencils

[CallofYves]

You know you Haitian when you eat spaguetti everymorning for breakfast.

[MissDee921]

lmao



[terrie33355]

My momma tried me quite a few times w/ the butcher knife pencil sharpener.

And quite a few of the men in my fam are taxi/public transportation drivers lmao. Too accurate!

[lexj99]

the exclusive thing I personally think makes you haitian is the Oh Oh reaction ...only we have that oh ohh

[cardicon23]

My father is NOT a driver, he's a independent contractor, who happens to drive!!

[pspsamuel8776]

the pencil thing is sooo true.

[MyriadCharm]

OMFG! I remember when i lost my pencil sharpener in elementary school and my mom whipped out that knife! Whenever i need my pencil sharpened, i get a machete and call it a day!

[DaPivotCreature]

Thats is so true...

[fred99jr]

yhu know yhu Haitian when you have cloths to only wear in da house

rad pou anndan SÈLMAN!

[Techan411]

U know u Haitian when every Haitian own or owned a toyota

[jojo2be1]

i ageee with everything you said except the job thing...thats not true yes theu do cabs but not all that driving junk my is a nurse so dont be disrespecting haitians with low paying jobs like bus drivig...i knoe pleanty of Haitians in high place so please dont dum down haitians like that support youe own people ok

[pinkslushy777]

lmfao u know u haitian when u have those sheets in your bedroom! lol!!!!!!!

[MrNappyboy33]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HAITIAN DO GOT SOUND EFFECTS HAHHAHA

[msting07]

lol bim bim ha ha ha ha ha

[Aceact77]

Reaction of Haitian parents after they see this: OOOOOOOOouuuuHHHH OOOOOOuhhhhhhh....... WAT IS DIS GABISH!!! I DONT EVEEEEE DO DAT, NEVEE EVE!!

[breakgirl6509super]

my fav part is 3:24 - 3:25 lolz

[Marieap75]

lmaooooooo dam in tooo effin haitian

[breakgirl6509super]

all of this is so true omg!!!

[Izzlove4ever]

YO U DONT EVEN KNOW.. THIS IS MY LIFE

[Jamessonvoiles]

You know your Haitian if you like drama

[Jamessonvoiles]

Bitch please

[Yendor6331]

lmfao @ 2:49

[Missantillesgirl]

Yooo the universal pajamas had me rollin lmao!!

[bayshow011]

lmfaoooooooo

[LalaFnMacc]

- My Dad Is A Realtor .. My Mom Is A Nurse Thou , Ctfu !

[easterbunny777]

Girls...you know your Haitian if when you were little, your mom did your hair and put ribbons with burnt ends on them in your hair. =)

[jeyson611]

YOU STUPID FUCK CHICLETTE IS FRENCH FOR GUM..........

[bk1der]

@jeyson611 smh r u haitian?

[sassy1011able]

you know u haitian if u like diri a legim.

[claudiane509]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG YOU KNOW HAITIAN WHEN YOUR MOM SAID FE RESPEW AAAAAAAAAA

[1Manny93]

lmfaoooo i died laughing!

[degrassifacts]

You know you Haitian when you eat rice for breakfast

[seventy888]

@degrassifacts yes!

[cecinia23]

@degrassifacts lol that so true lol

[BLink2fu]

@degrassifacts YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[TheHinoko]

@degrassifacts or coffee and bread lmao

[degrassifacts]

This is soooo true!! XDDD

[DhaBadd3stKiitty]

LMFAO #DEAD I experience most of this everyday. #HILARIOUS & all the parents stuff is true!! From my mom to my lil sis dad lmao

[kesha718]

my dad does interigation

[CookieOverRated]

&& YOU KNOW YOU HAITIAN WHEN YOUR NAME IS MARIE LMFAOOO

[beautifulbrand]

my sis, my gramma, my aunt.. all nurses. my dad-- drove trucks. smh... haitians are so predictable.

[laffinstock123]

Damn dog. My dads a taxi driver and my moms a nurse. #SHIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!

[mynuts4udotcom]

lmao im so hipp to what tht dude up there said... thy b like all have naked try 2 come at me with the belt and shit lmao

[Nadjeeauguste18]

lol my dad is a accountant manager

[janepriere]

my dad has that same song playin in the background!! funny vid, btw!!

[krissey08]

lmboooooooooooooooooooooooooo!­!!!!!!!!

[lhhsthomasf]

My mom got that oil lol

[MsSophialicious]

Hatian Father's always have them weird hats, or some heeled shoes when they going to a party... And when a Hatian person comes back from Haiti and they have like a who case of Barbancourt -.-

[MsSophialicious]

You know your hatian when your grandma has fake fruits, or plants, on the table and she be watering them... smh

[TootieFruity1015]

that pencil sharpening this is soooo true omg!!!

[SportsMusicGirl11]

This video is soooo accurate! Haha I love being Haitian! <3

[RealDealLilie]

I'm African and I can relate to that

[TheAbibie]

whats the song at the begining and the end that goes: the h a i the t i ..haiti la?

[MEEMEEGIRL45]

Lmaoo Ilove being haitian so Much <3 ....llol ^_

[yoyobabyface]

in kindergarten i had to do homework and i needed my pencil to get sharpen. SOOO i tell my dad it need to get it sharpen THIS MAN TOOK OUT HIS DAMN MACHETE and im over here waiting for 30 minutes for this dang pencil. JEEEEESUUUUUUSSSSS (haitian accent) map ton li fini and it came out all rachett . 

[candy555555555]

you know you haitian when your parents always mentioning your haitian show they dont let you do something

[StanRightGudd1]

OMG This Is So Accurate!!!!! Jonas Had Me Hooked When He Busted Out The Universal Pajamas, Cause I Swear My Dad Walkin Round Da House In His Whitey Tideyz Right Now Bihhh!!! Lmao!! U Know U Haitian!!! Lol

[MsKimeeLovee]

the pajama part reminded me of Steven Jo getting his ass whooped by his dad lmao this was too funny

[MissBrooklyn87]

When I was in elementary school, my dad would hide the pencil sharpener from me because I would sharpen my pencil too much, so I would have to ask him to sharpen it for me. He went and sharpen my pencil wth a razorblade cause he didn't want me to know where he hid the sharpener. LMAO

[23284250]

LMAO i remeber in 1999 when my dad pulled out a knife and gave me a FCKD UP sharpend pencil

[Msdolphinlover45]

ewww put pants i love haiti haiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttiiiiii­iiiiiiiiii

[janepriere]

@xLinaLunatic was that suppose to be a negative comment?? if so, i want to thank you for takin the time to show that you're a hater!!

[janepriere]

@xLinaLunatic well then you're still a fucking retard for commenting a negative comment to a vid that supposed to be funy but you saw as dumb. do me a favor, next time make an arguement w/o sounding like you have no vocab BITCH!! and go jump over the fuckin cliff :)

[tineytazz]

You know U Haitian, When your name is Frantz, Marie, Jean, Stephanie, Gregory, Jack, Mirlande, Pat tu tu, Steven, Any name that starts with a W, Etienne, Tracy ,Junior, Judith, Tamara, Fritz, George, Patrick, Paul, Michelle, JONAS........

[MEEMEEGIRL45]

@tineytazz Lmaooo I was names joezeela..nd im called JOEZE

[shudde240]

You know you haitian whenyou're rocking your mom's yellow sheets on your bed in this video... lmao!

[jyewa116]

thts mad funny sharpen my pencil and they pull out a mechadie

[lovinglyftist]

woooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he is right

[Dolbyjoab]

Sorry it was his dad calling the officer

[Dolbyjoab]

I like the part where Jonas' mom called the officer! keep it up man! lmao

[lencey11]

you know your girl is haitian when she's sound like wouch ay wouch ay when you doing it, real kreyol f..ck . tet kale

[ThePhenomm]

You know you Haitian when you have a Jean in your name

[SendThatO5]

My Pops Dead Sharpen my Pencil Like That Lolsz i Thoughtt i was the only 1

[johara86]

Hi Jonas.. I love this.. Please do a part two..

[BeauteCreyol1804]

Lmaooooo

[hotsaucemerceda784]

lol this is soo true

[KetsyP13]

he definitely hit it right on the noise.. cuz i looked at my father like he was crazy sharpening the pencil like that

[TheKidTricks1]

ths shit funny but im not haitian

[mzsongzbaby]

hell yea so damn true

[lendy379]

dis nga to funny

[Nishkaboo1]

I asked my dad if I can sharpen my pencil and he qave mee scissors!

[Singaway2009]

@Nishkaboo1 lmaooooooo! that's something my dad would do!

[FrizzyizdaFlyest]

lmaooo...my mom really be putting an H in some of her words

[drinkerman5000]

True whoops

[drinkerman5000]

Lmao soo trur

[taraaess]

lmfaoooo beeem dead !

[taraaess]

lmfaoooo

[yurFaNtAsIi16]

Oh Yes ! Everything You Said Is True ! CTHU !

[skwibelz]

The sound effects, lol!!!! So true!!

[x82biancaox]

damn you need braces

[MissBrooklyn87]

ROTFLMAO

[theprodigy595]

Whats the song in the beggining?

[alphaphi09]

You know you Haitian, when you do something bad in school and your parents’ threat to send you in Haiti.

[seventy888]

@alphaphi09 yes! true

[nycnessa]

The Pencil Sharpener Thing was So ACCURATE. Like Gimme A Real one What happens When My Pencil Brake At School? Then What?

[shadowblack10]

I wonder. Are u bald? U always have a du rag on.lol

[Ishh93]

whats the kompa song playing in the background?

[shababoyyehh]

#you know you haitian when....your parents curse at you in creole

[YSBeatzHSM]

You know you Haitian when ya grandpa got every Carnival on VHS

[GOODBY3innocence]

u know you haitian when your bad and your parents make u go on your knees in the conner as a punishment

[sebastian102]

@GOODBY3innocence ajenou! Lol

[adomond30]

@GOODBY3innocence lmbo aint that tha truth !

[tineytazz]

@JBA000akaJ1 ???? Why embarrassed?