lol. Actually, you also have a problem, not accepting that some people are unable to think about god non-existence. We REALLY are not much more that monkeys. Some monkeys sniff their ass, some other eat worms, so what ? Humans dont like being told that their magnificient being just ends in decay and that their return to nothingness. They are like : "WTF, i dont want to fuckin' disappear".
If evolution is true, why havent we ever seen one single monkey turn into a human. We have NEVER seen one single monkey EVER turn into a human...not once.. If evolution were true why don't we ever find so called 'transitionary' fossils of half frog and half horse etc or half lion half bat? Why??.... I'm just kidding but this is how these retards think.
@wavtracks Exactly! I've never seen a monkey turn into a human have you? These evolutionists scum actually think that a full grown man and a full grown woman (complete with sexual anatomy and a digestive system and hair follicles) just magically appeared from dirt in a sort of eden mudgoop following the sound of thunder! Can you believe that shit? OBVIOUSLY we were created by an all-loving, all-powerful, all-good creator in a single instant in a forbidden garden with forbidden fruit!
If evolution is true, why havent we ever seen one single monkey turn into a human. We have NEVER seen one single monkey EVER turn into a human...not once.. If evolution were true why don't we ever find so called 'transitionary' fossils of half frog and half horse etc or half lion half bat? Why??.... I'm just kidding but this is how these retards think.
That idiot didn't deserve the publicity he got from you mentioning him. Still, well done, an excellent rebuttal to probably the central flaw of theist reasoning
Jordan hasn't always been a hardcore Christian. He's just extremely confused and in need of attention. He had a Youtube channel before the one he has now where he posted stuff from an Atheist standpoint. It was up until as recently as February 2009, and the last video he made (he took it down after a day, lol) was a jab at TAA.
@2thetruthback So your position is that evolution is a conspiracy? If it is, I'd just like to point out that conspiracy theories are ALWAYS an alternative, thus they can never be fully disproven. It's just like how an atheist can't conclusively prove that God does not exist. By nature, both ideas (God and conspiracy theories) are CONSTRUCTED so as to provide a FANTASTICALLY IMPROBABLE and UNVERIFIABLE, yet possible, alternative that fits (or at least attempts to) with existing evidence.
@ToyMachine22122 Just to clarify a bit on that last comment, though - obviously a handful of conspiracy theories (i.e. JFK assassination) have some legitimacy in that they have evidence of their own. But for the most part, conspiracy theories like holocaust denial or that man never went into space are baseless and have no real evidence supporting them. Rather such theories are normally predicated by fear and/or denial, which would place them into the category of a Wishful Thinking fallacy.
Haha, well at least it gave you something to make you think about whilst having to listen to me talk about this guy.
Look closely, the the air-plane is in fact actually the heads of some golf clubs - woods to be more specific; the blond woman is the model Katie Price aka 'Jordan'!!
Why is the bible the end all and be all of creationism? There are many creation myths from around the world, Nordic, Bhuddist, Slavic, African. Many, many many other ones to choose from. Of course faith has a big thing and the chances these people havent read the other theories regarding creationism.
Its only a christain creationists word that this text is the true one. Bhuddists, hindus would laugh at their delusions.
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This guy should shut up. How can he place his faith in an book by Darwin. He ignores all inconsistancies and unproven loose ends of eveloution. His acts like it's a fact. It's not. It's a theory that contradicts itself and offers no explaination on how life began. He has great faith that it's true. Common sense tells him to degrade some good kid to feel superior.
The fact you make that statement shows just how little you know! Are you trying to tell me that in the last 150 years we have no more to go on than the evidence darwin presented to us?
Please though, explain to me how evolution contradicts itself?
Even though I don't worship the christian/catholic religion as much as most people [I only go to church once a month, or less than that] I do think it's wrong to criticize other religions.
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The pope is a douche. Has nothing to do with Christianity.
First of all he is promoting death by being against the population of africa getting condoms. Second of all he acts like some fucking half man half God and thinks he got autority and chatolics blindly follow the idiot.
Second of, he praises a cooperation with Islam!! A true christian woudn't do such thing.
At least protestant are more pure religion, but they also worship a false God: Jesus.
"Evolution is a lie from satan, yes it is... because all you ever need to know in your life is right here written in this book, gods word right here."
WoodsOfJordan has since removed his video. This is no surprise. He also removed his videos in which he read a different chapter of Psalms in each of them. This is because I made him(I should say, "I helped to make him") look like a FOOL along with his fucking bullshit Bible. He blocked me around the same time.
ooo reallly im a christian and was in the lions den JAIL
and was not so much as harmed a hair n my head and preached a lil not enuff from my point of view but to all MY FELLOW inmates it was a lil too much lol so its your PERCEPTION on the matter which distorts its true demintions
I love how Jordan says that you're unique because God made you... just like the trees, and the sky, and the grass... Unique just like everything else in existence.
Congratulation TheWoodsofJordan. You have overturned an accepted theory. Write a quicky peer-review article and submit it. Then sit back and wait for multiple Nobel Prizes and whatnot.
where are the intermediate fossils? why does a cat produce a cat? and a dog produce a dog, because all living things were created to reproduce after ITS own kind. May 21 2011 is the rapture and Oct 21 2011 is the end of this world. Beg God for mercy while its not too late.
"May 21 2011 is the rapture and Oct 21 2011 is the end of this world."
...and when it isn't will you man enough to come back to this thread and admit what a fool you have been????? I bet you don't!!!
As for the intermediate fossils. Most are in the ground (we have only unearthed a tiny tiny fraction of the fossils the earth has within it) and the rest are in museums and universities.
Yikes, like father like son. Nine out of ten children share the faith of the parent, strong evidence to support the claim that religion is indeed forcefully ingrained into the minds of children soon after birth as to ensure submission, child abuse at best. Though the future looks brighter, with the spread of non-theists well see more free and intelligent youth, and to much science and subsequent evidence for anyone to negate regardless of how deluded or ignorant they may be. Bright days ahead.
I'm trying to find a recent video on idiots saying "Evolution is a lie" where they make a very specific comment.
Christians keep saying "Creationism has all the answers. We know how life came about, God created it"
I want to show them specifically that "You don't know HOW God created the universe, you only know WHO created the universe. Therefore you can't say that you know HOW we came about just WHO created us and I don't give a fuck WHO!"
you didn't disappoint me. I didn't actually want to see someone with that view as it means another idiot is trying to spread brainwashed nonsense around.
It's no biggie I got another interesting unique person to be subbed to... so... everyone wins by that mistake. :P
YOu're real smart , I love your videos, noelplum99, but I disagree a little with you here.
You have to be careful about categorizing all fundamentalists together. Especially kids (this Jordan is only 19). Not all are "too far gone". People can mature into rational thought (I myself was a bible-believing christian at 19.
Every kid has potential, including Jordan. Please tread carefully, you don't want teens like that to isolate themselves even further away into a religious cacoon.
In my defence, with regard to this idea of 'categorising all fundamentalists together' the comments I used here with Jordan I haven't applied to other fundies. People like VFX and BigJerre etc, they seem different to Jordan, they try to argue a position in a way that Jordan seems to think isn't even necessary. There is an added veneer of intellectual arrogance to Jordans position above that of the majority of fundies I have come across. I'd hoped
well that varies alot holly, me for example i was a zealot dispite my parents untill i got to about 17-18 where i started to lose the blind faith and learn more about the stuff that made me believe and stuff that made me not believe
They think they can change something, but they are just fools, they bow down before the king of lies. All athiesm is, is a legacy of fiction for the feeble to find, they buy into faith that isnt permanent, they know god exists in there heart, Athiesm is basically trying to be god
I've seen some crackpots here on YT Lisa but you're probably the farthest gone person I've yet engaged with. How very convenient that if anyone has a viewpoint contrary to your own, rather than risking anything that may challenge what you believe, you just write them off as working for Satan.
I don't really think you have anything to add to my video comments so, whilst I won't censor you, I'd going to ask you politely not to post any more.
never never will look at it I AM STAYING WITH GOD NO matter what as you will stay with your evolution maybe in the end I can look at you and say I tried to tell you
many christians have viewed that series and given their responses. Clearly you have so little faith in your God you are scared to hear any difficult questions in case it crumbles to dust.
I promise you I'm not saying anything against God, that's not possible, he doesn't exist Lisa. I only say stuff against people who believe in a deity, not against the deities themselves.
I beg for you to have a look at my 'tough questions' playlist and start questioning what you believe, if you truly believe in God then such questioning wil strengthen your belief through enlightenment, if it does not then maybe your faith is based on very little?
NO GOD? aside, there is certainly NO PUNCTUATION on your replies and a few fullstops and commas would make them more decipherable :) (please)
Anyway, so you have justified attacking ME for criticising WoJ (though you never thanked me when I rebuked a poster for making a racist remark toward you I notice), so have you also rebuked WoJ for making his far more hateful comments towards me and anyone else who accepts the scientific fact of evolution and the theory of modern evolutionary synthesis?
You know, it's a bit of an underwhelming performance on old Lucifers' part if the best he can manage is a slightly bullish and teasing video response. I always thought he'd be more associated with death and suffering as opposed to cheap shots at someones appearance.
Woodsofjordan has implied in his video that I am perpetrating a lie authored by Satan himself. How can you, as a christian, say i am being distasteful and 'nasty spirited' and yet you allow someone to implicate that i am in cahoots with the devil unchecked?
umm, have you ever read the bible, if you have, then you'd know if we had followed the bible from lets say 1450 years ago, we would be much more intelligent, we would have already known for sure that the earth was round, that the earth revolved, that the earth was on an axis, how to disinfect wounds, we would have known that burying your waste stops the spread of disease, we would have know that there are springs under the water, that the sun isnt stationary, that the universe is ever expanding
ok first of all the in the bible the universe is called the heavens, there are 3 heavens the atmosphere, space, and gods kingdom, and I'd like to point out that universe means one verse and god made the heavens in 1 verse (Job 9:8; Isaiah 42:5; Jeremiah 51:15; Zechariah 12:1). here are the verses that prove it, i only had a character count of 200 after than so i couldnt fit them in
ok science uses words from latin and greek, thats basically the international languages of science, you should agree with me there, cause that has absolutely nothing to do with creationism, universe means one verse
Uni = one verse = basically a sentence Universe= One Verse or One sentence, and if your talking about research in my last comment jsut if you were, I'm talking about oxygen enrichment research. and Idc if the meaning has been changed, it hasnt from its original roots which is latin, the english language changes meanings frequently, if i owned a dictionary company and i said Universe now means corn, would it actually mean that?The meaning is the root
ok let me break it down for you....STOP BEING A HOVIND PARROT.
DO YOUR OWN REASEARCH....the word universe : Universe comes to us directly from Latin. The Latin word 'universum' means the whole world. It stems from the Latin ''unu' meaning one and 'versus' the past participle of 'vertere' meaning to turn. The word 'universe' appears in Middle English in the year 1385 in Chaucer's troilus and Criseyde'. The English word 'universe' means the entire WORLD not 'word'
Here are the component parts of the word 'universe' The Latin prefix 'unus' means one or whole; the Latin suffix, 'versus' means turn. (it's the past participle of the verb 'vertere' meaning to turn) Put them together and you've got the whole turned into one, the universe.
Great reply Quasarcool but what really foxes me is how the origin of the word 'universe' has anything to do with the origin of the universe itself? I just don't understand the guys point: I mean i go on my summer holiday once a year but it is neither holy in content nor does it last a single day.
Yes i read the bible- twice. I know all about the giants and the dragons and the Beast, and all the demons, and witches! Oh That was Lord of the Rings, but yes I read the bible. Twice. Adam and Eve had sex with their children to populate the world, this is why we have retards and Muslims.
ok first of all adam and eve had sex with each otehr and yes their children had sex with each other but umm, there was nbo actual choice there, but the gene pool started to become inpure, so there was a law made against incest, and first of all Dragons are dinosaurs, dinosaur was invented in the late 1800's before that they were called dragons, we still have witches today, wiccans call themselve witches, giants is due to oxygen pressure 100%higher than now and more of it,dont believe me,research
Why don't you make a youtube video using the arguments from that documentary. If you do I promise to respond sticking to the science.
If you look back through my videos you will see many examples where I have done just that before.
Secondly, yes i did mock. I think when someone presents themselves before the whole fucking world (potentially, on youtube) saying that a theory I espouse and champion is a lie from satan, thus accusing me of promelgating satanic lies I have a right to go in heavy!!
Second the guy was not trying to argue, you just picked the easiest person for you to mock.
I have a long documentary explains why you can't take evolution as a fact, simple scientific way. If you wanna debate something useful. Of course not you just wanna mock people.
Aah you mean the BigJerre comment!! Actually I've dialogued with a few creationists on YT but for various reasons I couldn't have with jerre (some of them nothing to do with his religion, as i stated his Obama vid for one)
And yes, since you ask, it was therapeutic for me.
I think I'm desensitized to idiocy now.. I kept a straight face :| I'm a little worried I've seen too many stupid people on YouTube and it's damaged my perception.
Again, I'm glad your channel is here :D
I really hope TheWoodsofJordan gets an education though it doesn't seem likely he will :(
You, I'm assuming, are human, which means you're a member of the species homo sapiens, which has the superfamily of hominoidea, which are the apes. So that makes you an ape, and your parents are apes, and of course that means you're descended from apes. That's just a fact, no matter how much you don't like it. Look it up, you might learn something.
And try to have the courage to reply to my comment, rather than commenting on the video where you hope I won't see it.
lisalizapop, you seem to have trouble understanding the basics of "ancestry".
I have a photo of my great great uncle. We don't look alike at all. Not even close (for humans)! But trace our family tree back far enough and we have a common ancestor, even though I didn't "come from him" in any way (he's an uncle, not a grandparent).
That's only going back a couple of hundred years. Hominid ancestry (of which humans are one) goes back over a million years! We were very different then.
You are flaunting your ignorance, actually. Leave the discussion to the grown-ups? And then you type "lol lol craziness." That sounds rather childish, actually.
Science is serious, and people dedicate their lives to research. It's not a lie, no matter how many times you say "it's a lie." I have an open mind. I see what's going on, I see the evidence. You just ignore the evidence. Who's being ignorant?
Ah, not one for logic, are you lisalizapop? "Prove evolution, but I won't read it if you do". Can you say "close-minded". I can see why you're a christian.
And we didn't come from monkeys. We and monkeys came from a common ape-like ancestor. Please stop flaunting your ignorance and leave the discussion to the grown-ups.
Well Lisa you are correct we did not come from monkeys, we did however have a common ape ancestor shared with modern apes.
As for proof that is pretty simple, we still are apes. That is the class of animal humans are. You yourself admit to knowing but just ignore the evidence, "if you send me emails with stories of monkeys I will just delete them I won't lie it is waste of time".
Also there is chromosome number 2 in humans being fused and the genetic markers that we share with modern apes.
Ooh! That love letter from God is giving me the horn.
jerrygreg2 4 months ago
lol. Actually, you also have a problem, not accepting that some people are unable to think about god non-existence. We REALLY are not much more that monkeys. Some monkeys sniff their ass, some other eat worms, so what ? Humans dont like being told that their magnificient being just ends in decay and that their return to nothingness. They are like : "WTF, i dont want to fuckin' disappear".
minecreater 8 months ago
If 'EVOLUTION is a LIE.
Why are there no human skeletons found from prehistoric times?
ClydeE247 10 months ago
Whoa!! This "woodsofJordan" guy is a MORMON?
That would explain a lot!
Turandot29 1 year ago
If evolution is true, why havent we ever seen one single monkey turn into a human. We have NEVER seen one single monkey EVER turn into a human...not once.. If evolution were true why don't we ever find so called 'transitionary' fossils of half frog and half horse etc or half lion half bat? Why??.... I'm just kidding but this is how these retards think.
wavtracks 1 year ago
@wavtracks Exactly! I've never seen a monkey turn into a human have you? These evolutionists scum actually think that a full grown man and a full grown woman (complete with sexual anatomy and a digestive system and hair follicles) just magically appeared from dirt in a sort of eden mudgoop following the sound of thunder! Can you believe that shit? OBVIOUSLY we were created by an all-loving, all-powerful, all-good creator in a single instant in a forbidden garden with forbidden fruit!
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If evolution is true, why havent we ever seen one single monkey turn into a human. We have NEVER seen one single monkey EVER turn into a human...not once.. If evolution were true why don't we ever find so called 'transitionary' fossils of half frog and half horse etc or half lion half bat? Why??.... I'm just kidding but this is how these retards think.
wavtracks 1 year ago
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wavtracks 1 year ago
@MrChucksalot Now TWOJ is getting into Mormonism!
trifelgeputinage 1 year ago
@MrChucksalot
I have done, quite a turn around and one I never expected, in a million years!
noelplum99 1 year ago
That idiot didn't deserve the publicity he got from you mentioning him. Still, well done, an excellent rebuttal to probably the central flaw of theist reasoning
ToyMachine22122 1 year ago
woodsofjordan isnt a fundamentalist anymore.
xSeedsofEvil 1 year ago
Read the evolution handbook. It prooves evolution is fake.
WiKiDEnT 1 year ago
@WiKiDEnT
you mean THIS handbook? watch?v=Cs3UPg8DPaU
noelplum99 1 year ago
Jordan hasn't always been a hardcore Christian. He's just extremely confused and in need of attention. He had a Youtube channel before the one he has now where he posted stuff from an Atheist standpoint. It was up until as recently as February 2009, and the last video he made (he took it down after a day, lol) was a jab at TAA.
Mythosician06 1 year ago
I think you forgot to disable the ratings in this video, I think it is being votebotted
thernr 1 year ago
wtf is wrong with your hair? only fit your big head in half the mirror?
mogly412 1 year ago
@mogly412
Nothing wrong with my hair, it's my head that's the fucking issue!
noelplum99 1 year ago
very mature!
So apart from pigs skulls and attempted ape-men cruel laboratory abominating failures there is no proof of evolution...
2thetruthback 2 years ago
@2thetruthback
So all the hominin fossil finds are 'attempted ape men'? What does that even mean?
noelplum99 2 years ago
@noelplum99
what they found in the mud were probably mutated animals manipulated in a lab, what about the giant humanoid archaeological findings?
What I mean is the experiments conducted trying to merge animals together just to "prove" a futile "fact" of evolution.
2thetruthback 2 years ago
I'm sorry, i haven't got a clue what you are talking about - your last comment seems to be merging half a dozen ideas.
noelplum99 2 years ago
@2thetruthback So your position is that evolution is a conspiracy? If it is, I'd just like to point out that conspiracy theories are ALWAYS an alternative, thus they can never be fully disproven. It's just like how an atheist can't conclusively prove that God does not exist. By nature, both ideas (God and conspiracy theories) are CONSTRUCTED so as to provide a FANTASTICALLY IMPROBABLE and UNVERIFIABLE, yet possible, alternative that fits (or at least attempts to) with existing evidence.
ToyMachine22122 1 year ago
@ToyMachine22122 Just to clarify a bit on that last comment, though - obviously a handful of conspiracy theories (i.e. JFK assassination) have some legitimacy in that they have evidence of their own. But for the most part, conspiracy theories like holocaust denial or that man never went into space are baseless and have no real evidence supporting them. Rather such theories are normally predicated by fear and/or denial, which would place them into the category of a Wishful Thinking fallacy.
ToyMachine22122 1 year ago
anyone put any merit into "A Scientific Dissent from Darwinism"?
jasmof82 2 years ago
Haha, well at least it gave you something to make you think about whilst having to listen to me talk about this guy.
Look closely, the the air-plane is in fact actually the heads of some golf clubs - woods to be more specific; the blond woman is the model Katie Price aka 'Jordan'!!
It was jump me fooling around a bit!
noelplum99 2 years ago
Why is the bible the end all and be all of creationism? There are many creation myths from around the world, Nordic, Bhuddist, Slavic, African. Many, many many other ones to choose from. Of course faith has a big thing and the chances these people havent read the other theories regarding creationism.
Its only a christain creationists word that this text is the true one. Bhuddists, hindus would laugh at their delusions.
seonidh 2 years ago
I completely failed your challenge to keep a straight face. I tried, but... I just couldn't do it.
psychosavant 2 years ago
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This guy should shut up. How can he place his faith in an book by Darwin. He ignores all inconsistancies and unproven loose ends of eveloution. His acts like it's a fact. It's not. It's a theory that contradicts itself and offers no explaination on how life began. He has great faith that it's true. Common sense tells him to degrade some good kid to feel superior.
cozyfoxstudio 2 years ago
Evolution we all make mistakes
cozyfoxstudio 2 years ago
Who is placing their 'faith' in a book by Darwin?
The fact you make that statement shows just how little you know! Are you trying to tell me that in the last 150 years we have no more to go on than the evidence darwin presented to us?
Please though, explain to me how evolution contradicts itself?
noelplum99 2 years ago
love it dude
kuponutmog 2 years ago
Satan is real. Evolution is also very real. Satan uses evolutoin to develop us who are strong in to our own Gods.
Jesus is just a made up lie used to conrtol us humans and.
dallas31o5 2 years ago
Even though I don't worship the christian/catholic religion as much as most people [I only go to church once a month, or less than that] I do think it's wrong to criticize other religions.
ClydeE247 2 years ago
You think it's wrong to critizise religion??
Probably because you are a douche bag!!
You can go to church whenever you want but don't tell other people like me what i can say about religion or not.
There is plenty of evidence against Christianity. But you are free to continue being Christian.
Chatolics are so half heated and hypocritical. You believe that the priest and the pope has some special kind of power and is more holy than others.
The pope can fuck himself.
dallas31o5 2 years ago
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The pope is a douche. Has nothing to do with Christianity.
First of all he is promoting death by being against the population of africa getting condoms. Second of all he acts like some fucking half man half God and thinks he got autority and chatolics blindly follow the idiot.
Second of, he praises a cooperation with Islam!! A true christian woudn't do such thing.
At least protestant are more pure religion, but they also worship a false God: Jesus.
dallas31o5 2 years ago
I'll mock your stupid BULLSHIT whenever the fuck I WANT!!!
lotanddaughters 2 years ago
Imagine is parents. Scarry shit don't you think ?
MINGO4445 2 years ago
"There are (b)...hundreds of millions of people in the world that are like this guy." I love every fucking SECOND of this masterpiece video!!!
lotanddaughters 2 years ago
thank you :)
noelplum99 2 years ago
"Evolution is a lie from satan, yes it is... because all you ever need to know in your life is right here written in this book, gods word right here."
Wow!
Creationist ignorance is astounding.
nolobede 2 years ago
Crap.... I failed... The monkey-thing did me in.
ydyammo 2 years ago
noelplum pwns
jaydogg7253 2 years ago 9
WoodsOfJordan has since removed his video. This is no surprise. He also removed his videos in which he read a different chapter of Psalms in each of them. This is because I made him(I should say, "I helped to make him") look like a FOOL along with his fucking bullshit Bible. He blocked me around the same time.
lotanddaughters 2 years ago
There is no such thing as evolution. Just a series of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live
mrihearteveryone 2 years ago 5
LOL
ClydeE247 2 years ago
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you got energy but your directing your anger in the wrong direction ok
jgvtc559 2 years ago
ok....
noelplum99 2 years ago
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BLOCKED AM I YO*UR HELLA SAD KID
jgvtc559 2 years ago
eh?
noelplum99 2 years ago
That Christian looks like a Big Bubba bait in prison!
b1gr1g 2 years ago
ooo reallly im a christian and was in the lions den JAIL
and was not so much as harmed a hair n my head and preached a lil not enuff from my point of view but to all MY FELLOW inmates it was a lil too much lol so its your PERCEPTION on the matter which distorts its true demintions
jgvtc559 2 years ago
He took the video down. You win!
TheSoSoAgnostic 2 years ago
I find it mildly depressing that this guy is a pastor now and actually has some influence over people.
Darkasthenight06 2 years ago
I love how Jordan says that you're unique because God made you... just like the trees, and the sky, and the grass... Unique just like everything else in existence.
Great vid, Plum.
TomConger 2 years ago
I love this classic video, NP.
geffel 2 years ago
Congratulation TheWoodsofJordan. You have overturned an accepted theory. Write a quicky peer-review article and submit it. Then sit back and wait for multiple Nobel Prizes and whatnot.
jacobromu 2 years ago
This video is fucking brilliant. its just what every evolutionist thinks when watching those 'evolution is a lie' videos!
Simeonlee 2 years ago
I failed your challenge. Sorry. Maybe I should try again?
hugesinker 2 years ago
hey creationists. evolution and the creation of the universe is not the same friggen thing.stop putting those two together!idiots
5quintessential5 2 years ago
where are the intermediate fossils? why does a cat produce a cat? and a dog produce a dog, because all living things were created to reproduce after ITS own kind. May 21 2011 is the rapture and Oct 21 2011 is the end of this world. Beg God for mercy while its not too late.
repaintedingray 2 years ago
"May 21 2011 is the rapture and Oct 21 2011 is the end of this world."
...and when it isn't will you man enough to come back to this thread and admit what a fool you have been????? I bet you don't!!!
As for the intermediate fossils. Most are in the ground (we have only unearthed a tiny tiny fraction of the fossils the earth has within it) and the rest are in museums and universities.
Get off your arse and google for them ffs!!
noelplum99 2 years ago
We have all needed fossils. Move along.
GnosticAtheist 2 years ago
I like your... accent. and your videos.
AgentHomer 2 years ago
Hey! I've seen that hard boiled egg
before on crazy Pastor Jerry's video's!
thevoiceofreason02 2 years ago
Pastor jerry is his father I believe
noelplum99 2 years ago
Yikes, like father like son. Nine out of ten children share the faith of the parent, strong evidence to support the claim that religion is indeed forcefully ingrained into the minds of children soon after birth as to ensure submission, child abuse at best. Though the future looks brighter, with the spread of non-theists well see more free and intelligent youth, and to much science and subsequent evidence for anyone to negate regardless of how deluded or ignorant they may be. Bright days ahead.
thevoiceofreason02 2 years ago
What's your proof that he's not a Poe?
hugesinker 2 years ago
fuck you asshole there is NO god
vihku 2 years ago
I thought that you were about to dis evolution.
I'm trying to find a recent video on idiots saying "Evolution is a lie" where they make a very specific comment.
Christians keep saying "Creationism has all the answers. We know how life came about, God created it"
I want to show them specifically that "You don't know HOW God created the universe, you only know WHO created the universe. Therefore you can't say that you know HOW we came about just WHO created us and I don't give a fuck WHO!"
makaisenki 2 years ago 2
Good luck in your search and apologies for disappointing you by not being a creationist hehe!!
noelplum99 2 years ago
you didn't disappoint me. I didn't actually want to see someone with that view as it means another idiot is trying to spread brainwashed nonsense around.
It's no biggie I got another interesting unique person to be subbed to... so... everyone wins by that mistake. :P
makaisenki 2 years ago
another funny vid...well done.
chrisbuxton1958 2 years ago
this guy doesnt have a single weakness, other than hes a total thick fucker... LMAO
OriginalSin42K 2 years ago
YOu're real smart , I love your videos, noelplum99, but I disagree a little with you here.
You have to be careful about categorizing all fundamentalists together. Especially kids (this Jordan is only 19). Not all are "too far gone". People can mature into rational thought (I myself was a bible-believing christian at 19.
Every kid has potential, including Jordan. Please tread carefully, you don't want teens like that to isolate themselves even further away into a religious cacoon.
hollyfromdallas 2 years ago
I appreciate your comments and sentiments Holly.
In my defence, with regard to this idea of 'categorising all fundamentalists together' the comments I used here with Jordan I haven't applied to other fundies. People like VFX and BigJerre etc, they seem different to Jordan, they try to argue a position in a way that Jordan seems to think isn't even necessary. There is an added veneer of intellectual arrogance to Jordans position above that of the majority of fundies I have come across. I'd hoped
noelplum99 2 years ago
...that would come across in the video but I think I should have clarified it a bit more.
As you say, he is only 19 but with a father like his I can't really imagine him being anything other than what he is right now.
noelplum99 2 years ago
well that varies alot holly, me for example i was a zealot dispite my parents untill i got to about 17-18 where i started to lose the blind faith and learn more about the stuff that made me believe and stuff that made me not believe
KarinMikazuki 2 years ago
lisa just shut up eh, your wasting your time
HighVoltage135 2 years ago
SURE I have said what I have to
no problem continue your evil behavor
I dont care what people say about me so say what you will
I know who I am
lisalizapop 2 years ago
thanks
noelplum99 2 years ago
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lisalizapop 2 years ago
I hate to say this but I know your works
you are acting like something from satan
you think you can turn around the ones GOD holds dear
your out of your mind
I am branded and their is nothing anyone can do about it
I truly BELONG TO GOD HERE AND AFTER
YOU GOT IT
lisalizapop 2 years ago
They think they can change something, but they are just fools, they bow down before the king of lies. All athiesm is, is a legacy of fiction for the feeble to find, they buy into faith that isnt permanent, they know god exists in there heart, Athiesm is basically trying to be god
Vorgoth911 2 years ago
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AMEN
lisalizapop 2 years ago
I've seen some crackpots here on YT Lisa but you're probably the farthest gone person I've yet engaged with. How very convenient that if anyone has a viewpoint contrary to your own, rather than risking anything that may challenge what you believe, you just write them off as working for Satan.
I don't really think you have anything to add to my video comments so, whilst I won't censor you, I'd going to ask you politely not to post any more.
noelplum99 2 years ago
you think I will look at something that blasphemes GOD and denies his existence I got better things to do who ever did that has little faith
they should have known it was a mess
lisalizapop 2 years ago
your theory is dust not even worth my time reading if GOD did not say it it does not amount to anything
lisalizapop 2 years ago
never never will look at it I AM STAYING WITH GOD NO matter what as you will stay with your evolution maybe in the end I can look at you and say I tried to tell you
there was A GOD
lisalizapop 2 years ago
Then you are very narrow minded.
many christians have viewed that series and given their responses. Clearly you have so little faith in your God you are scared to hear any difficult questions in case it crumbles to dust.
Just think on that Lisa.
noelplum99 2 years ago
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you know seriously I think this is wrong
all this hating and saying stuff against GOD it really comes down to respect
no matter what your religion
says alot about your character
did not know I was in ENGLISH CLASS
evolution =polution of the brain
lisalizapop 2 years ago
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lisalizapop 2 years ago
I promise you I'm not saying anything against God, that's not possible, he doesn't exist Lisa. I only say stuff against people who believe in a deity, not against the deities themselves.
I beg for you to have a look at my 'tough questions' playlist and start questioning what you believe, if you truly believe in God then such questioning wil strengthen your belief through enlightenment, if it does not then maybe your faith is based on very little?
off to bed its 4:30 am
noelplum99 2 years ago
sorry your board reads=
0 pts
lisalizapop 2 years ago
So were you awarding yourself points lol??
noelplum99 2 years ago
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thumbs up for GOD
+500 PTS
lisalizapop 2 years ago
indeed, thumbs up for all the gods worshipped the world over!
PS: are those 500pts for God, yourself or me?
noelplum99 2 years ago
KEEP it to yourself some of us will serve GOD until we die we are instructed to you go around messing with GODS ARMY
and think there will be nothing but silence?
lisalizapop 2 years ago
Well handled :)
Vorgoth911 2 years ago
ok fine here is your answer which I know will go way past your thinking process
thewoodsofjordan has alot of christian friends on youtube and supporters
so we dont let people spreading GODS word just be attacked like that
you attacked and mocked him for what?
and distastefully also cussing and talking jibberish what is your point exactly there is NO GOD?
lisalizapop 2 years ago
NO GOD? aside, there is certainly NO PUNCTUATION on your replies and a few fullstops and commas would make them more decipherable :) (please)
Anyway, so you have justified attacking ME for criticising WoJ (though you never thanked me when I rebuked a poster for making a racist remark toward you I notice), so have you also rebuked WoJ for making his far more hateful comments towards me and anyone else who accepts the scientific fact of evolution and the theory of modern evolutionary synthesis?
noelplum99 2 years ago
I dont have time for foolishness
that is why asks someone else
lisalizapop 2 years ago
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mean and nasty sprited
lisalizapop 2 years ago
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lisalizapop 2 years ago
no he does that too
lisalizapop 2 years ago
cause it speaks for itself you are acting like satan being mean spirited
look at this vid and then question yourself
lisalizapop 2 years ago
You know, it's a bit of an underwhelming performance on old Lucifers' part if the best he can manage is a slightly bullish and teasing video response. I always thought he'd be more associated with death and suffering as opposed to cheap shots at someones appearance.
noelplum99 2 years ago
shutup lisa you fucking chink, go back to brainwashing your children, you make me sick
HighVoltage135 2 years ago
I don't mind you laying in to Lisa for her views but please cut out the 'fucking chink' line, there is no need for any of that here.
many thanks,
jim.
noelplum99 2 years ago
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DISTASTEFUL VIDEO
mean and nasty spirited
mocking a PERSON spreading the truth
HORRIBLE
lisalizapop 2 years ago
Please Lisa a genuine question for you:
Woodsofjordan has implied in his video that I am perpetrating a lie authored by Satan himself. How can you, as a christian, say i am being distasteful and 'nasty spirited' and yet you allow someone to implicate that i am in cahoots with the devil unchecked?
noelplum99 2 years ago
Wow these guys are immature
Vorgoth911 2 years ago
yeah I would say
lisalizapop 2 years ago
what is so immature about asking Lisa that question? (which she never answered btw)
noelplum99 2 years ago
ok, what was the question?I'll answer it
Vorgoth911 2 years ago
If we lived by that one book, we would all be living in trees, and our tails would grow back. Religion is devolution.
realoldguy1969 2 years ago
umm, have you ever read the bible, if you have, then you'd know if we had followed the bible from lets say 1450 years ago, we would be much more intelligent, we would have already known for sure that the earth was round, that the earth revolved, that the earth was on an axis, how to disinfect wounds, we would have known that burying your waste stops the spread of disease, we would have know that there are springs under the water, that the sun isnt stationary, that the universe is ever expanding
Vorgoth911 2 years ago
LOL someone need to read what the bible really says and not what they want it to say because it says none of that.
Quasarcool 2 years ago 2
have you actually read the bible? your just simpyl beign a blatherskite, if you had read the bible you would know
Vorgoth911 2 years ago
instead of talking rubbish about me not reading the bible.
Give me the direct verse of where the bible uses the words "the universe is expanding"?
Quasarcool 2 years ago
ok first of all the in the bible the universe is called the heavens, there are 3 heavens the atmosphere, space, and gods kingdom, and I'd like to point out that universe means one verse and god made the heavens in 1 verse (Job 9:8; Isaiah 42:5; Jeremiah 51:15; Zechariah 12:1). here are the verses that prove it, i only had a character count of 200 after than so i couldnt fit them in
Vorgoth911 2 years ago
hmmm so the bible doesn't use the words "the universe is expanding" thanks for that.
Your reading somthing that isn't there typical of religion
Quasarcool 2 years ago
it was written over 2000 years ago, I dont even think universe was a word until about 300 years ago, just a guess
Vorgoth911 2 years ago
oh and universe doesn't mean one verse.. extant dodo have a video on what it means.
Quasarcool 2 years ago
ok science uses words from latin and greek, thats basically the international languages of science, you should agree with me there, cause that has absolutely nothing to do with creationism, universe means one verse
Vorgoth911 2 years ago
on it doesn't not do even the slightest research on the issue and you can see it doesn't
put universe in any dictionary site and it tell to where it comes from and what it means.
Quasarcool 2 years ago
ok let me break it down for you
Uni = one verse = basically a sentence Universe= One Verse or One sentence, and if your talking about research in my last comment jsut if you were, I'm talking about oxygen enrichment research. and Idc if the meaning has been changed, it hasnt from its original roots which is latin, the english language changes meanings frequently, if i owned a dictionary company and i said Universe now means corn, would it actually mean that?The meaning is the root
Vorgoth911 2 years ago
ok let me break it down for you....STOP BEING A HOVIND PARROT.
DO YOUR OWN REASEARCH....the word universe : Universe comes to us directly from Latin. The Latin word 'universum' means the whole world. It stems from the Latin ''unu' meaning one and 'versus' the past participle of 'vertere' meaning to turn. The word 'universe' appears in Middle English in the year 1385 in Chaucer's troilus and Criseyde'. The English word 'universe' means the entire WORLD not 'word'
Quasarcool 2 years ago
Here are the component parts of the word 'universe' The Latin prefix 'unus' means one or whole; the Latin suffix, 'versus' means turn. (it's the past participle of the verb 'vertere' meaning to turn) Put them together and you've got the whole turned into one, the universe.
Quasarcool 2 years ago
Great reply Quasarcool but what really foxes me is how the origin of the word 'universe' has anything to do with the origin of the universe itself? I just don't understand the guys point: I mean i go on my summer holiday once a year but it is neither holy in content nor does it last a single day.
noelplum99 2 years ago
yea....I don't understand it either.
clutching at straws maybe.
Quasarcool 2 years ago
Yes i read the bible- twice. I know all about the giants and the dragons and the Beast, and all the demons, and witches! Oh That was Lord of the Rings, but yes I read the bible. Twice. Adam and Eve had sex with their children to populate the world, this is why we have retards and Muslims.
realoldguy1969 2 years ago
ok first of all adam and eve had sex with each otehr and yes their children had sex with each other but umm, there was nbo actual choice there, but the gene pool started to become inpure, so there was a law made against incest, and first of all Dragons are dinosaurs, dinosaur was invented in the late 1800's before that they were called dragons, we still have witches today, wiccans call themselve witches, giants is due to oxygen pressure 100%higher than now and more of it,dont believe me,research
Vorgoth911 2 years ago
The most disappointing thing about you Vorgoth is that you haven't made any videos for me to dismantle.
noelplum99 2 years ago
I've been rather busy
Vorgoth911 2 years ago
atheists will burn in hell next to darwin
chan0chap 2 years ago
I assume from that comment you are not a Christian? Certainly doesn't sound a very 'christian' sentiment to me.
noelplum99 2 years ago
I like hell. It is much like Arizona. I am a Christian and God and I approve this message. Jesus was on facebvook and did not want to comment.
realoldguy1969 2 years ago
Lol, I enjoyed the start.
Nice one NP
PrydainFawr 2 years ago
Why don't you make a youtube video using the arguments from that documentary. If you do I promise to respond sticking to the science.
If you look back through my videos you will see many examples where I have done just that before.
Secondly, yes i did mock. I think when someone presents themselves before the whole fucking world (potentially, on youtube) saying that a theory I espouse and champion is a lie from satan, thus accusing me of promelgating satanic lies I have a right to go in heavy!!
noelplum99 2 years ago
First your rude.
Second the guy was not trying to argue, you just picked the easiest person for you to mock.
I have a long documentary explains why you can't take evolution as a fact, simple scientific way. If you wanna debate something useful. Of course not you just wanna mock people.
Bakkuto 2 years ago
Satan is a busy boy, what with all he seems to get up to.
GriffinPilgrim 2 years ago
Was that therapeutic for you? At least in the last video you admitted you couldn't dialogue with creationists, in this one you proved it.
loslobo62 2 years ago
I said i couldn't dialogue with creationists?
Aah you mean the BigJerre comment!! Actually I've dialogued with a few creationists on YT but for various reasons I couldn't have with jerre (some of them nothing to do with his religion, as i stated his Obama vid for one)
And yes, since you ask, it was therapeutic for me.
noelplum99 2 years ago
I think I'm desensitized to idiocy now.. I kept a straight face :| I'm a little worried I've seen too many stupid people on YouTube and it's damaged my perception.
Again, I'm glad your channel is here :D
I really hope TheWoodsofJordan gets an education though it doesn't seem likely he will :(
thegyger 2 years ago
Anal morons like that potato head are the best proof that no perfect supernatural being could create him.
AmerginMacEccit 2 years ago
Well, woodsofjordan has sold me. Im now a moron!!...wait?
gingergreek 2 years ago
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a common ape-like ancestor????????????????????
oh my goodness
that is a scary thought
well you go ahead a be a ape like person
lol
lisalizapop 2 years ago
You, I'm assuming, are human, which means you're a member of the species homo sapiens, which has the superfamily of hominoidea, which are the apes. So that makes you an ape, and your parents are apes, and of course that means you're descended from apes. That's just a fact, no matter how much you don't like it. Look it up, you might learn something.
And try to have the courage to reply to my comment, rather than commenting on the video where you hope I won't see it.
dave28lax 2 years ago 2
lisalizapop, you seem to have trouble understanding the basics of "ancestry".
I have a photo of my great great uncle. We don't look alike at all. Not even close (for humans)! But trace our family tree back far enough and we have a common ancestor, even though I didn't "come from him" in any way (he's an uncle, not a grandparent).
That's only going back a couple of hundred years. Hominid ancestry (of which humans are one) goes back over a million years! We were very different then.
dutchroll 2 years ago
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We and monkeys came from a common ape-like ancestor. Please stop flaunting your ignorance and leave the discussion to the grown-ups. lol
lol lol craziness
lisalizapop 2 years ago
You are flaunting your ignorance, actually. Leave the discussion to the grown-ups? And then you type "lol lol craziness." That sounds rather childish, actually.
Science is serious, and people dedicate their lives to research. It's not a lie, no matter how many times you say "it's a lie." I have an open mind. I see what's going on, I see the evidence. You just ignore the evidence. Who's being ignorant?
snarf66 2 years ago
if you send me emails with stories of monkeys I will just delete them I won't lie it is waste of time
lisalizapop 2 years ago
Ah, not one for logic, are you lisalizapop? "Prove evolution, but I won't read it if you do". Can you say "close-minded". I can see why you're a christian.
And we didn't come from monkeys. We and monkeys came from a common ape-like ancestor. Please stop flaunting your ignorance and leave the discussion to the grown-ups.
dave28lax 2 years ago 2
delete this dunmdum
lowendentheogen 2 years ago
/facepalm
Atheistprimate 2 years ago
well prove we came from a monkey
can you prove it?
just like you want proof of GOD
AND YOUR mocking him that is not nice no matter what you believe
lisalizapop 2 years ago
read about endogenous retroviruses, that is very strong evidence that we share a common ancestor with other primates
TwoSandalsJPJ 2 years ago
Yes.Look up fused chromosome number 2 and get an education.
dominickearney 2 years ago
"well prove we came from a monkey"
No, you read a book on evolution first......Then you'll understand why your question is ignorant!
fuckgodfuckyou 2 years ago
Well Lisa you are correct we did not come from monkeys, we did however have a common ape ancestor shared with modern apes.
As for proof that is pretty simple, we still are apes. That is the class of animal humans are. You yourself admit to knowing but just ignore the evidence, "if you send me emails with stories of monkeys I will just delete them I won't lie it is waste of time".
Also there is chromosome number 2 in humans being fused and the genetic markers that we share with modern apes.
dataloreforever 2 years ago
There is nothing wrong with making your point but this is mean
it is not just a book some of us have experienced things that proves to us GOD exist
evolution is a lie
lisalizapop 2 years ago
think harder
lowendentheogen 2 years ago
What is you opening music from, Doctor Who, Red Dwarf, or am I wrong and it is original? It sound so familiar.
dataloreforever 2 years ago
An old documentary programme from the BBC called 'QED'
noelplum99 2 years ago
I thought I had heard it before.
dataloreforever 2 years ago
lmfao, love your humor. :)
NocturnalFoster 2 years ago
what???????your a idiot. dont cry over something so stupid. live and let live
88pie88 2 years ago
I was holding a straight face until your "big fucking greenie on the ground.......man.......big fucking greenie on the ground.......woman" quote.
I'm afraid I just totally lost it after that.
dutchroll 2 years ago
Three and a half billion years of evolution and we end up with Woodsofjordan.
falchion49 2 years ago