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  • Ooh! That love letter from God is giving me the horn.

  • lol. Actually, you also have a problem, not accepting that some people are unable to think about god non-existence. We REALLY are not much more that monkeys. Some monkeys sniff their ass, some other eat worms, so what ? Humans dont like being told that their magnificient being just ends in decay and that their return to nothingness. They are like : "WTF, i dont want to fuckin' disappear".

  • If 'EVOLUTION is a LIE.

    Why are there no human skeletons found from prehistoric times?

  • Whoa!! This "woodsofJordan" guy is a MORMON?

    That would explain a lot!

  • If evolution is true, why havent we ever seen one single monkey turn into a human. We have NEVER seen one single monkey EVER turn into a human...not once.. If evolution were true why don't we ever find so called 'transitionary' fossils of half frog and half horse etc or half lion half bat? Why??.... I'm just kidding but this is how these retards think.

  • @wavtracks Exactly! I've never seen a monkey turn into a human have you? These evolutionists scum actually think that a full grown man and a full grown woman (complete with sexual anatomy and a digestive system and hair follicles) just magically appeared from dirt in a sort of eden mudgoop following the sound of thunder! Can you believe that shit? OBVIOUSLY we were created by an all-loving, all-powerful, all-good creator in a single instant in a forbidden garden with forbidden fruit!

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  • @MrChucksalot Now TWOJ is getting into Mormonism!

  • @MrChucksalot

    I have done, quite a turn around and one I never expected, in a million years!

  • That idiot didn't deserve the publicity he got from you mentioning him. Still, well done, an excellent rebuttal to probably the central flaw of theist reasoning

  • woodsofjordan isnt a fundamentalist anymore.

  • Read the evolution handbook. It prooves evolution is fake.

  • @WiKiDEnT

    you mean THIS handbook? watch?v=Cs3UPg8DPaU

  • Jordan hasn't always been a hardcore Christian. He's just extremely confused and in need of attention. He had a Youtube channel before the one he has now where he posted stuff from an Atheist standpoint. It was up until as recently as February 2009, and the last video he made (he took it down after a day, lol) was a jab at TAA.

  • I think you forgot to disable the ratings in this video, I think it is being votebotted

  • wtf is wrong with your hair? only fit your big head in half the mirror?

  • @mogly412

    Nothing wrong with my hair, it's my head that's the fucking issue!

  • very mature!

    So apart from pigs skulls and attempted ape-men cruel laboratory abominating failures there is no proof of evolution...

  • @2thetruthback

    So all the hominin fossil finds are 'attempted ape men'? What does that even mean?

  • @noelplum99

    what they found in the mud were probably mutated animals manipulated in a lab, what about the giant humanoid archaeological findings?

    What I mean is the experiments conducted trying to merge animals together just to "prove" a futile "fact" of evolution.

  • I'm sorry, i haven't got a clue what you are talking about - your last comment seems to be merging half a dozen ideas.

  • @2thetruthback So your position is that evolution is a conspiracy? If it is, I'd just like to point out that conspiracy theories are ALWAYS an alternative, thus they can never be fully disproven. It's just like how an atheist can't conclusively prove that God does not exist. By nature, both ideas (God and conspiracy theories) are CONSTRUCTED so as to provide a FANTASTICALLY IMPROBABLE and UNVERIFIABLE, yet possible, alternative that fits (or at least attempts to) with existing evidence.

  • @ToyMachine22122 Just to clarify a bit on that last comment, though - obviously a handful of conspiracy theories (i.e. JFK assassination) have some legitimacy in that they have evidence of their own. But for the most part, conspiracy theories like holocaust denial or that man never went into space are baseless and have no real evidence supporting them. Rather such theories are normally predicated by fear and/or denial, which would place them into the category of a Wishful Thinking fallacy.

  • anyone put any merit into "A Scientific Dissent from Darwinism"?

  • Haha, well at least it gave you something to make you think about whilst having to listen to me talk about this guy.

    Look closely, the the air-plane is in fact actually the heads of some golf clubs - woods to be more specific; the blond woman is the model Katie Price aka 'Jordan'!!

    It was jump me fooling around a bit!

  • Why is the bible the end all and be all of creationism? There are many creation myths from around the world, Nordic, Bhuddist, Slavic, African. Many, many many other ones to choose from. Of course faith has a big thing and the chances these people havent read the other theories regarding creationism.

    Its only a christain creationists word that this text is the true one. Bhuddists, hindus would laugh at their delusions.

  • I completely failed your challenge to keep a straight face. I tried, but... I just couldn't do it.

  • Evolution we all make mistakes

  • Who is placing their 'faith' in a book by Darwin?

    The fact you make that statement shows just how little you know! Are you trying to tell me that in the last 150 years we have no more to go on than the evidence darwin presented to us?

    Please though, explain to me how evolution contradicts itself?

  • love it dude

  • Satan is real. Evolution is also very real. Satan uses evolutoin to develop us who are strong in to our own Gods.

    Jesus is just a made up lie used to conrtol us humans and.

  • Even though I don't worship the christian/catholic religion as much as most people [I only go to church once a month, or less than that] I do think it's wrong to criticize other religions.

  • You think it's wrong to critizise religion??

    Probably because you are a douche bag!!

    You can go to church whenever you want but don't tell other people like me what i can say about religion or not.

    There is plenty of evidence against Christianity. But you are free to continue being Christian.

    Chatolics are so half heated and hypocritical. You believe that the priest and the pope has some special kind of power and is more holy than others.

    The pope can fuck himself.

  • I'll mock your stupid BULLSHIT whenever the fuck I WANT!!!

  • Imagine is parents. Scarry shit don't you think ?

  • "There are (b)...hundreds of millions of people in the world that are like this guy." I love every fucking SECOND of this masterpiece video!!!

  • thank you :)

  • "Evolution is a lie from satan, yes it is... because all you ever need to know in your life is right here written in this book, gods word right here."

    Wow!

    Creationist ignorance is astounding.

  • Crap.... I failed... The monkey-thing did me in.

  • noelplum pwns

  • WoodsOfJordan has since removed his video. This is no surprise. He also removed his videos in which he read a different chapter of Psalms in each of them. This is because I made him(I should say, "I helped to make him") look like a FOOL along with his fucking bullshit Bible. He blocked me around the same time.

  • There is no such thing as evolution. Just a series of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live

  • LOL

  • ok....

  • eh?

  • That Christian looks like a Big Bubba bait in prison!

  • ooo reallly im a christian and was in the lions den JAIL

    and was not so much as harmed a hair n my head and preached a lil not enuff from my point of view but to all MY FELLOW inmates it was a lil too much lol so its your PERCEPTION on the matter which distorts its true demintions

  • He took the video down. You win!

  • I find it mildly depressing that this guy is a pastor now and actually has some influence over people.

  • I love how Jordan says that you're unique because God made you... just like the trees, and the sky, and the grass... Unique just like everything else in existence.

    Great vid, Plum.

  • I love this classic video, NP.

  • Congratulation TheWoodsofJordan. You have overturned an accepted theory. Write a quicky peer-review article and submit it. Then sit back and wait for multiple Nobel Prizes and whatnot.

  • This video is fucking brilliant. its just what every evolutionist thinks when watching those 'evolution is a lie' videos!

  • I failed your challenge. Sorry. Maybe I should try again?

  • hey creationists. evolution and the creation of the universe is not the same friggen thing.stop putting those two together!idiots

  • where are the intermediate fossils? why does a cat produce a cat? and a dog produce a dog, because all living things were created to reproduce after ITS own kind. May 21 2011 is the rapture and Oct 21 2011 is the end of this world. Beg God for mercy while its not too late.

  • "May 21 2011 is the rapture and Oct 21 2011 is the end of this world."

    ...and when it isn't will you man enough to come back to this thread and admit what a fool you have been????? I bet you don't!!!

    As for the intermediate fossils. Most are in the ground (we have only unearthed a tiny tiny fraction of the fossils the earth has within it) and the rest are in museums and universities.

    Get off your arse and google for them ffs!!

  • We have all needed fossils. Move along.

  • I like your... accent. and your videos.

  • Hey! I've seen that hard boiled egg

    before on crazy Pastor Jerry's video's!

  • Pastor jerry is his father I believe

  • Yikes, like father like son. Nine out of ten children share the faith of the parent, strong evidence to support the claim that religion is indeed forcefully ingrained into the minds of children soon after birth as to ensure submission, child abuse at best. Though the future looks brighter, with the spread of non-theists well see more free and intelligent youth, and to much science and subsequent evidence for anyone to negate regardless of how deluded or ignorant they may be. Bright days ahead.

  • What's your proof that he's not a Poe?

  • fuck you asshole there is NO god

  • I thought that you were about to dis evolution.

    I'm trying to find a recent video on idiots saying "Evolution is a lie" where they make a very specific comment.

    Christians keep saying "Creationism has all the answers. We know how life came about, God created it"

    I want to show them specifically that "You don't know HOW God created the universe, you only know WHO created the universe. Therefore you can't say that you know HOW we came about just WHO created us and I don't give a fuck WHO!"

  • Good luck in your search and apologies for disappointing you by not being a creationist hehe!!

  • you didn't disappoint me. I didn't actually want to see someone with that view as it means another idiot is trying to spread brainwashed nonsense around.

    It's no biggie I got another interesting unique person to be subbed to... so... everyone wins by that mistake. :P

  • another funny vid...well done.

  • this guy doesnt have a single weakness, other than hes a total thick fucker... LMAO

  • YOu're real smart , I love your videos, noelplum99, but I disagree a little with you here.

    You have to be careful about categorizing all fundamentalists together. Especially kids (this Jordan is only 19). Not all are "too far gone".  People can mature into rational thought (I myself was a bible-believing christian at 19.

    Every kid has potential, including Jordan. Please tread carefully, you don't want teens like that to isolate themselves even further away into a religious cacoon.

  • I appreciate your comments and sentiments Holly.

    In my defence, with regard to this idea of 'categorising all fundamentalists together' the comments I used here with Jordan I haven't applied to other fundies. People like VFX and BigJerre etc, they seem different to Jordan, they try to argue a position in a way that Jordan seems to think isn't even necessary. There is an added veneer of intellectual arrogance to Jordans position above that of the majority of fundies I have come across. I'd hoped

  • ...that would come across in the video but I think I should have clarified it a bit more.

    As you say, he is only 19 but with a father like his I can't really imagine him being anything other than what he is right now.

  • well that varies alot holly, me for example i was a zealot dispite my parents untill i got to about 17-18 where i started to lose the blind faith and learn more about the stuff that made me believe and stuff that made me not believe

  • lisa just shut up eh, your wasting your time

  • SURE I have said what I have to

    no problem continue your evil behavor

    I dont care what people say about me so say what you will

    I know who I am

  • thanks

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  • I hate to say this but I know your works

    you are acting like something from satan

    you think you can turn around the ones GOD holds dear

    your out of your mind

    I am branded and their is nothing anyone can do about it

    I truly BELONG TO GOD HERE AND AFTER

    YOU GOT IT

  • They think they can change something, but they are just fools, they bow down before the king of lies. All athiesm is, is a legacy of fiction for the feeble to find, they buy into faith that isnt permanent, they know god exists in there heart, Athiesm is basically trying to be god

  • I've seen some crackpots here on YT Lisa but you're probably the farthest gone person I've yet engaged with. How very convenient that if anyone has a viewpoint contrary to your own, rather than risking anything that may challenge what you believe, you just write them off as working for Satan.

    I don't really think you have anything to add to my video comments so, whilst I won't censor you, I'd going to ask you politely not to post any more.

  • you think I will look at something that blasphemes GOD and denies his existence I got better things to do who ever did that has little faith

    they should have known it was a mess

  • your theory is dust not even worth my time reading if GOD did not say it it does not amount to anything

  • never never will look at it I AM STAYING WITH GOD NO matter what as you will stay with your evolution maybe in the end I can look at you and say I tried to tell you

    there was A GOD

  • Then you are very narrow minded.

    many christians have viewed that series and given their responses. Clearly you have so little faith in your God you are scared to hear any difficult questions in case it crumbles to dust.

    Just think on that Lisa.

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  • I promise you I'm not saying anything against God, that's not possible, he doesn't exist Lisa. I only say stuff against people who believe in a deity, not against the deities themselves.

    I beg for you to have a look at my 'tough questions' playlist and start questioning what you believe, if you truly believe in God then such questioning wil strengthen your belief through enlightenment, if it does not then maybe your faith is based on very little?

    off to bed its 4:30 am

  • sorry your board reads=

    0 pts

  • So were you awarding yourself points lol??

  • indeed, thumbs up for all the gods worshipped the world over!

    PS: are those 500pts for God, yourself or me?

  • KEEP it to yourself some of us will serve GOD until we die we are instructed to you go around messing with GODS ARMY

    and think there will be nothing but silence?

  • Well handled :)

  • ok fine here is your answer which I know will go way past your thinking process

    thewoodsofjordan has alot of christian friends on youtube and supporters

    so we dont let people spreading GODS word just be attacked like that

    you attacked and mocked him for what?

    and distastefully also cussing and talking jibberish what is your point exactly there is NO GOD?

  • NO GOD? aside, there is certainly NO PUNCTUATION on your replies and a few fullstops and commas would make them more decipherable :) (please)

    Anyway, so you have justified attacking ME for criticising WoJ (though you never thanked me when I rebuked a poster for making a racist remark toward you I notice), so have you also rebuked WoJ for making his far more hateful comments towards me and anyone else who accepts the scientific fact of evolution and the theory of modern evolutionary synthesis?

  • I dont have time for foolishness

    that is why asks someone else

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  • no he does that too

  • cause it speaks for itself you are acting like satan being mean spirited

    look at this vid and then question yourself

  • You know, it's a bit of an underwhelming performance on old Lucifers' part if the best he can manage is a slightly bullish and teasing video response. I always thought he'd be more associated with death and suffering as opposed to cheap shots at someones appearance.

  • shutup lisa you fucking chink, go back to brainwashing your children, you make me sick

  • I don't mind you laying in to Lisa for her views but please cut out the 'fucking chink' line, there is no need for any of that here.

    many thanks,

    jim.

  • Please Lisa a genuine question for you:

    Woodsofjordan has implied in his video that I am perpetrating a lie authored by Satan himself. How can you, as a christian, say i am being distasteful and 'nasty spirited' and yet you allow someone to implicate that i am in cahoots with the devil unchecked?

  • Wow these guys are immature

  • yeah I would say

  • what is so immature about asking Lisa that question? (which she never answered btw)

  • ok, what was the question?I'll answer it

  • If we lived by that one book, we would all be living in trees, and our tails would grow back. Religion is devolution.

  • umm, have you ever read the bible, if you have, then you'd know if we had followed the bible from lets say 1450 years ago, we would be much more intelligent, we would have already known for sure that the earth was round, that the earth revolved, that the earth was on an axis, how to disinfect wounds, we would have known that burying your waste stops the spread of disease, we would have know that there are springs under the water, that the sun isnt stationary, that the universe is ever expanding

  • LOL someone need to read what the bible really says and not what they want it to say because it says none of that.

  • have you actually read the bible? your just simpyl beign a blatherskite, if you had read the bible you would know

  • instead of talking rubbish about me not reading the bible.

    Give me the direct verse of where the bible uses the words "the universe is expanding"?

  • ok first of all the in the bible the universe is called the heavens, there are 3 heavens the atmosphere, space, and gods kingdom, and I'd like to point out that universe means one verse and god made the heavens in 1 verse (Job 9:8; Isaiah 42:5; Jeremiah 51:15; Zechariah 12:1). here are the verses that prove it, i only had a character count of 200 after than so i couldnt fit them in

  • hmmm so the bible doesn't use the words "the universe is expanding" thanks for that.

    Your reading somthing that isn't there typical of religion

  • it was written over 2000 years ago, I dont even think universe was a word until about 300 years ago, just a guess

  • oh and universe doesn't mean one verse.. extant dodo have a video on what it means.

  • ok science uses words from latin and greek, thats basically the international languages of science, you should agree with me there, cause that has absolutely nothing to do with creationism, universe means one verse

  • on it doesn't not do even the slightest research on the issue and you can see it doesn't

    put universe in any dictionary site and it tell to where it comes from and what it means.

  • ok let me break it down for you

    Uni = one verse = basically a sentence Universe= One Verse or One sentence, and if your talking about research in my last comment jsut if you were, I'm talking about oxygen enrichment research. and Idc if the meaning has been changed, it hasnt from its original roots which is latin, the english language changes meanings frequently, if i owned a dictionary company and i said Universe now means corn, would it actually mean that?The meaning is the root

  • ok let me break it down for you....STOP BEING A HOVIND PARROT.

    DO YOUR OWN REASEARCH....the word universe : Universe comes to us directly from Latin. The Latin word 'universum' means the whole world. It stems from the Latin ''unu' meaning one and 'versus' the past participle of 'vertere' meaning to turn. The word 'universe' appears in Middle English in the year 1385 in Chaucer's troilus and Criseyde'. The English word 'universe' means the entire WORLD not 'word'

  • Here are the component parts of the word 'universe' The Latin prefix 'unus' means one or whole; the Latin suffix, 'versus' means turn. (it's the past participle of the verb 'vertere' meaning to turn) Put them together and you've got the whole turned into one, the universe.

  • Great reply Quasarcool but what really foxes me is how the origin of the word 'universe' has anything to do with the origin of the universe itself? I just don't understand the guys point: I mean i go on my summer holiday once a year but it is neither holy in content nor does it last a single day.

  • yea....I don't understand it either.

    clutching at straws maybe.

  • Yes i read the bible- twice. I know all about the giants and the dragons and the Beast, and all the demons, and witches! Oh That was Lord of the Rings, but yes I read the bible. Twice. Adam and Eve had sex with their children to populate the world, this is why we have retards and Muslims.

  • ok first of all adam and eve had sex with each otehr and yes their children had sex with each other but umm, there was nbo actual choice there, but the gene pool started to become inpure, so there was a law made against incest, and first of all Dragons are dinosaurs, dinosaur was invented in the late 1800's before that they were called dragons, we still have witches today, wiccans call themselve witches, giants is due to oxygen pressure 100%higher than now and more of it,dont believe me,research

  • The most disappointing thing about you Vorgoth is that you haven't made any videos for me to dismantle.

  • I've been rather busy

  • atheists will burn in hell next to darwin

  • I assume from that comment you are not a Christian? Certainly doesn't sound a very 'christian' sentiment to me.

  • I like hell. It is much like Arizona. I am a Christian and God and I approve this message. Jesus was on facebvook and did not want to comment.

  • Lol, I enjoyed the start.

    Nice one NP

  • Why don't you make a youtube video using the arguments from that documentary. If you do I promise to respond sticking to the science.

    If you look back through my videos you will see many examples where I have done just that before.

    Secondly, yes i did mock. I think when someone presents themselves before the whole fucking world (potentially, on youtube) saying that a theory I espouse and champion is a lie from satan, thus accusing me of promelgating satanic lies I have a right to go in heavy!!

  • First your rude.

    Second the guy was not trying to argue, you just picked the easiest person for you to mock.

    I have a long documentary explains why you can't take evolution as a fact, simple scientific way. If you wanna debate something useful. Of course not you just wanna mock people.

  • Satan is a busy boy, what with all he seems to get up to.

  • Was that therapeutic for you? At least in the last video you admitted you couldn't dialogue with creationists, in this one you proved it.

  • I said i couldn't dialogue with creationists?

    Aah you mean the BigJerre comment!! Actually I've dialogued with a few creationists on YT but for various reasons I couldn't have with jerre (some of them nothing to do with his religion, as i stated his Obama vid for one)

    And yes, since you ask, it was therapeutic for me.

  • I think I'm desensitized to idiocy now.. I kept a straight face :| I'm a little worried I've seen too many stupid people on YouTube and it's damaged my perception.

    Again, I'm glad your channel is here :D

    I really hope TheWoodsofJordan gets an education though it doesn't seem likely he will :(

  • Anal morons like that potato head are the best proof that no perfect supernatural being could create him.

  • Well, woodsofjordan has sold me. Im now a moron!!...wait?

  • You, I'm assuming, are human, which means you're a member of the species homo sapiens, which has the superfamily of hominoidea, which are the apes. So that makes you an ape, and your parents are apes, and of course that means you're descended from apes. That's just a fact, no matter how much you don't like it. Look it up, you might learn something.

    And try to have the courage to reply to my comment, rather than commenting on the video where you hope I won't see it.

  • lisalizapop, you seem to have trouble understanding the basics of "ancestry".

    I have a photo of my great great uncle. We don't look alike at all. Not even close (for humans)! But trace our family tree back far enough and we have a common ancestor, even though I didn't "come from him" in any way (he's an uncle, not a grandparent).

    That's only going back a couple of hundred years. Hominid ancestry (of which humans are one) goes back over a million years! We were very different then.

  • You are flaunting your ignorance, actually. Leave the discussion to the grown-ups? And then you type "lol lol craziness." That sounds rather childish, actually.

    Science is serious, and people dedicate their lives to research. It's not a lie, no matter how many times you say "it's a lie." I have an open mind. I see what's going on, I see the evidence. You just ignore the evidence. Who's being ignorant?

  • if you send me emails with stories of monkeys I will just delete them I won't lie it is waste of time

  • Ah, not one for logic, are you lisalizapop? "Prove evolution, but I won't read it if you do". Can you say "close-minded". I can see why you're a christian.

    And we didn't come from monkeys. We and monkeys came from a common ape-like ancestor. Please stop flaunting your ignorance and leave the discussion to the grown-ups.

  • delete this dunmdum

  • /facepalm

  • well prove we came from a monkey

    can you prove it?

    just like you want proof of GOD

    AND YOUR mocking him that is not nice no matter what you believe

  • read about endogenous retroviruses, that is very strong evidence that we share a common ancestor with other primates

  • Yes.Look up fused chromosome number 2 and get an education.

  • "well prove we came from a monkey"

    No, you read a book on evolution first......Then you'll understand why your question is ignorant!

  • Well Lisa you are correct we did not come from monkeys, we did however have a common ape ancestor shared with modern apes.

    As for proof that is pretty simple, we still are apes. That is the class of animal humans are. You yourself admit to knowing but just ignore the evidence, "if you send me emails with stories of monkeys I will just delete them I won't lie it is waste of time".

    Also there is chromosome number 2 in humans being fused and the genetic markers that we share with modern apes.

  • There is nothing wrong with making your point but this is mean

    it is not just a book some of us have experienced things that proves to us GOD exist

    evolution is a lie

  • think harder

  • What is you opening music from, Doctor Who, Red Dwarf, or am I wrong and it is original? It sound so familiar.

  • An old documentary programme from the BBC called 'QED'

  • I thought I had heard it before.

  • lmfao, love your humor. :)

  • what???????your a idiot. dont cry over something so stupid. live and let live

  • I was holding a straight face until your "big fucking greenie on the ground.......man.......big fucking greenie on the ground.......woman" quote.

    I'm afraid I just totally lost it after that.

  • Three and a half billion years of evolution and we end up with Woodsofjordan.