Game Fails: Halo Reach "Spartan armor needs a rear view camera"

[20jacob00]

the forklift is a vertebra. it will lift off. only if u scare it. WARNING =HIGHLY DANGEROUS IN FLIGHT!= they r horrible fliers.

[murph829]

haha he got +69...

[AnimeOtaku999]

Simmons: Oh, jeez, the back of your head!

[f5td5]

it just like final destnation but he didnt cheat death

[Zoopersable]

I'd say not a rear view camera, but just a sign stating "Beware of Stray Forklifts"...

[78Lewa]

"choose your teams carefully kids dont want to end up like that guy" said Geoff

[The42ndMikado]

@BlueRedPurple Forklift is also synonymous with Plasma Magnet

[TheNexusLetsPlay]

owwww....

[darkjedi572]

Lol that's some final destination chain reaction shit rofl

[EsSseNcexEnVy]

A wild Kat has appeared! IT USED ROLL OUT!... ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[darnoc001]

Turian Council: Ah yes, "Fork lifts". A machinery with an objective to only lift objects. and carries no potential threat in the battlefield. I thought we dismissed that claim.

*Mass Effect 3*

(Reapers run away from hurling projectile forklifts)

[iTrust343i]

This video had 117 comments before i posted this comment and 343 like :)

[SouthernYankee10000]

He did a 69 with a forklift lol

[SouthernYankee10000]

I liked the plus 69 part

[roganperry]

Does that guy knoe Jesse Harington, and play with the old "wheezyman" Just before????? I RECOGNIZE HEEEEM!!!

[antiglitchercop]

fffffooooorrrrrkkkkk 

yyyyooooouuuuu

[Paraguai123]

@antiglitchercop Did i just got a Banjo Kazooie reference?

[RightOn653]

Would that be considered a betrayal?

[MDK2582]

And the choir sings, "He tried to kill him with the forklift. Huzzah!"

[KidFlash2300]

i like the armor colors

[dsdanger1st]

guys, reach matchmaking is dying. i go anytime online, at the most there are 20,000 players online, compared to the earlier 200,000 players. it feels empty. on 31st March, all halo stats are being transfered from Bungie to 343 Industries. let's send Bungie off with a massive halo party!

post this on other Reach videos if you agree. if you don't, fair enough.

PS:100th comment!

[outlinedproductions]

@dsdanger1st um yeah you most go on in the middle of the freaking night, i play halo reach about 14/7 and theres at least 100,000 people online even at midnight, on weekends it hits 200,000 easy. you are just a n00b and probly a call of duty fan. don't be a troll

[dsdanger1st]

@outlinedproductions buddy, not a cOD fan AT ALL, nor a noob. i guess it's just the time i go, as it's about 8:00 indian standard time. don't go about throwing names.

[hatchling001]

I guess he got FORKED!!!

[achisorpowers]

It's like the day after tommorow all over again

[JoeTheMeatbag]

@BlueRedPurple You have startled the Forklift!

[jedijam91]

Apparently the motion detector doesn't account for rampant forklifts.

[GraveChapel]

made me think of the battlefield 3 freddiew video.

[Caboose7965]

Looks like he got....

*Puts on sunglasses"

Forked up....

YEAHHHHHH!!!

[dreadeddan93]

@Caboose7965 no

[lolzaredabomb]

anyone else notice plus 69 lol its a sex thing

[X8ATT0SA1X23X]

LIKE A BOSS

[dec177fun]

BITCH PLZ IMA FORKLIFT

[AlexxWhitetv]

they drop from orbit, withstand being torn thru slipspace, and look badass when they dont look at the planet sized explosions they make....but put em near a forklift and spartans are rice paper. remember spartans. no heavy machinery..

this message brought to you by the Spartans Against Forklift Explosions counsel. remember to play it SAFE ;D

[shawnygz]

"caboose what the hell were you doing???" "not my fault, not my fault, tucker did it, and someone put your body in the way"

[bryguy810]

do it again i wasnt looking.

[QuichKhast]

A wild forklift appeard!

Spartan use turn!

Wasn't very effective.

Forklift used super-fast-turning-tackle!

Spartan fainted!

[lukedeane99]

final destination:reach

[PineappleGamer12]

0:03 69

[LAXPro271]

Final Destination: Reach

[asuragod1994]

Caboose:Not my fault, someone put your body in the way

[SwB129]

Plus 69:Bow Chicka Bow Wow

[cloudMAN75]

Anyone notice the first score he got it was +69 lol

[AydenMize]

Spartan:I was wondering why the shadow of a forklift was growing over me,then it hit me...

[RafukaMillan]

looks like he got... uhm... i have nothing :(

[saw2135]

@RafukaMillan I guess he's done, because you can stick a fork in him.

[PiranhaPlaza]

Response to title:

Then they would just be called the French.

[jedimasterpickle3]

The armor does need a rear view camera....

[Jed1Master97]

This is an episode of "When Forkies Attack!"

[Ansemthewise59]

I remember the fall of reach... many people said that we didn't have enough supplies to stop it... many people said we didn't have enough men... but I said that we didn't have enough forklifts.

[BIueRedPurpIe]

[]The Forklift[]

This weapon of destruction should be handled with extreme care. On ground, the Forklift is extremely slow and is fairly harmless. However, one careless rocket or grenade can result in absolute CHAOS. Once the rocket or grenade goes off near the Forklift, it will frighten the Forklift, causing it to take flight. When this happens, it is highly advised to RUN AWAY! The Forklift becomes an unpredictable projectile, hurtling at unimaginable speeds, destroying EVERYTHING in its path!

[lilwrath8]

@BIueRedPurpIe Gratz =), I have to say, that is the most original comment i have ever read..tho it is hard to find the originals do to all the crap ppl spam these days...

[BIueRedPurpIe]

@lilwrath8 :D thanks. :] I read some good original comments and I throw in a few every now and then. I hate all the "SOmeone put that there" "Arrow to the Knee" "Kat this this, Kat did that" shit.

[jimi312]

@BIueRedPurpIe that is actually taken verbatim form a forklift manual, it's right after the warning about driving into electrical wires.

[TheTorval]

A real spartan would have seen it coming on the motion tracker.

[93hellome]

you know you went holy shit when you saw the forklift coming towards the spartan

[swaffire]

the first time that the forklift is hit i swear i hear HADOKEN!

[yake222]

In soviet Russia lift fork you

[signdowny]

Masterchief would have been ashamed om knowing a spartan who died of a flying forklift

[Dargonhuman]

"You never did learn to mind your surroundings."

-Ra's Al Ghul

[MrKingLeO213]

They should put it on the rocket launcher.

[mattstorm360]

Caboose: AGH i am splated....BLH.....

CABOOSE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[94Conorr]

the comments on Rooster Teeth videos are always the best!

[TheConumdrum]

Respect the forklift.

[AkiraSieghart]

Nothing like this ever happened to me on my 50+ playthroughs... :(

[McL0vable]

Rock

Paper

Scissors

Lizard

Spok

Forklift

[MrMaillouxB]

@McL0vable Who wins? Spock or Forklift?

[PANDACRAP1]

@McL0vable *Spock

[Duttstainin1]

@McL0vable TBBT?

[MrChocho44]

@Duttstainin1 Yeah except he spelled "spock" wrong

[Duttstainin1]

@MrChocho44 i noticed. lol noobs

[hawkwolf613]

@McL0vable ...as always, rock crushes scissors. Oh wait, and Forklift wins it all.

[jstwannawatchmavids]

@McL0vable Spock

[salt2110]

+69 :D

[Silvad0r]

Betrayal!

[MartiansfromUranus]

There's something coming in on radar. It's big! Very big!

[qwerty12149]

MASTER, ILL SAVE YOU

[Dragonpit]

"We believe the Covenant has weapons of mass destruction."

"They have forklifts?"

[xXxforkboyxXx]

v hey, my dads on RT! v

[Dunedan2]

They def need at least a rear-view mirror, "fails in mirror are closer than they appear"

[Lightboiardo]

It was a betrayal, indeed!

A diabolical one, I'd add.

0:03 , ASTH.

[rnedisc]

if you were doing a game of stone paper and scissors and one would choose stone, one paper and one scissors who would win?

well the forklift ofc

[MattDaSn1p3r]

FORKY HOW COULD YOU BETRAY HIM LIKE THAT D:!!!!!

[TimRobles89]

it didn't even show up on motion tracker!

[MrDrugsarebad]

its obvious that stemcell research is to blame for this.

[Silvad0r]

@MrDrugsarebad lolwut?!

[FailsAreEpicToo]

For some reason, all I can think of is Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. "Captain Hammer threw a car at my head."

[Faithmaster]

Screeeeeee!

[SangheliZealotX]

Finally! I submitted this video 3 months ago

[MurderMachine911]

No his armor just needs a new motion tracker lol

[hamster8925]

Why are there six pedals when there are only four directions?

[MrShinyObject]

I love the camera angle on this one.

[GoldenGrub]

Brutal.

[ba12348]

You just know the ASTN guy over there is thinking "No, no no no DAMN!"

[OkThisllbeMyName]

CUZ COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS

[ederondotcom]

Forklift gun: Every spartan should have one.

[SuperAwesomerobot]

Kat was inside that forklift

[Yceb0x]

Caboose I, ... I give up!

[UNSCxGHOST092790]

as the native forklift lurks in the shadows it wait for its prey to be completely off gaurd. Then It strikes

[ItsNothingPersonal32]

I'm pretty sure that the Battlefield 3 Skid Loader is the equivalent of the Halo: Reach Forklift.

[zanderbal]

The fail is at 0:13. Hehe. +69

[TheEp1cOne]

Enemy Spartan uses Frag Grenade:

Not very effective

Forklift uses Roll Over:

Super Effective

[TheSurefireGamer]

Everybody...

He TRIED to Kill him with a Forklift! Ole!

[TehSlenderrMan]

0:09 +69 points LOL.

[Scyeth]

Plasma. Rocket. Forklift. The Halo alternative to rock paper scissors

[cerberus144]

This is the song I sing when I'm a Spartan, trying to fend of the Covanent! He triiiiiied to kill me with a forklift!!

[Furiouscabbose]

+69 then -69 for the forklift

[iSwimmer]

When I heard the vehicles were usable in entirely new ways, I didn't have THIS in mind :(

[FatalError0000]

I know for a FACT thats got to hurt, even in that armor...

[hawcusinfinity]

was it really necessary to rewind it, just incase we didnt see the fucking forklift?

[Sharkwizard]

@hawcusinfinity It's called "Let's see it again in slow motion!"

[Karst96]

FORKLIFT BEATS EVERYTHING!

[B1arg1md3d]

@Karst96 Hunter beats Forklift!

[OmegaEclipse18]

@Karst96 OH MAN! I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY!

[relyt0004]

@Karst96 except for traxus

[xXMusicxMadnessXx]

@Karst96 Epic Halo 3 reference is epic.

[uberninja228]

@xXMusicxMadnessXx i dont think thats a halo 3 reference theres a machinima called forklift beats everything

[IamDuhmb]

god said no

[regiroiseel]

Heh. Heh. +69.

[xIMxAxB34STx]

Caboose: TUCKER DID IT!!

[plopy2323445]

first to get laid.(so creative i know)

[DestinyAbsol]

Seems that the forklift is more dangerous than Scorpion and Wraith.

[tbonejebsky]

I was kickin the covenants butt until I took a forklift to the face.

[DamnedEyez]

No one expects the forklift...

[B1ueFox9]

Awww, it won't let me see it

[SQU1RT5]

lolol

[fireorb13]

@LittleBigMinecrafter and last to get laid.

[igrenade]

@fireorb13 why do human beings take sexual intercourse as a prestigious, social "climax"?

[championman3]

@LittleBigMinecrafter And last to get laid.