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  • They are no different than any other mammal or animal. Their instinct is to protect them self's.

  • Time to quit kayaking!

  • Holy crap! I would've wacked him with the paddle and skeddaddled!

  • he doesn't look very happy lol

  • me and my friends were in a boat in texas and drifted under a overhanging tree,

    one fell into the boat and went into the water just as fast.Talk about "Ten Hut!!!!

    tacle boxes and rods flying around,though we were swamped.Close

  • this would make the best screamer video throw in a exorcist chick or something and id shit my self

  • did you sometimes jump in the pond and swim with the snake ?

  • i would of stuck my oar in its mouth or thew him a skittle!

  • That's a world of hurt right there.

  • Nice shot!!! Was raised with em LA.. Mostly aggressive during mating season there.

  • They can be aggressive...especially during mating season. Two buddies of mine were out fishing and one was trying to get in the boat with them...whether it was being aggressive or not it was still freaky

  • These snakes aren't agressive, they're just really deffensive.

  • @SooperCherry94 FUCK YOU

  • @drunkclub Why? What have I done to deserve that?

    

  • @SooperCherry94 I have the wrong person, so sorry! Someone else was saying they wanted to kill Snakes and I got upset!

  • god damn those are some ugly bastards!

  • I was nearly done in by one of two 1.1, Florida cottonmouths,during a late night cage check(I hate a dirty cage,soo...,any way,I did somthing stupid: I rushed and strayed off the protocol.Any way,within 10 min. Im circling the drain at the ER just up the street.Turns out it was anaphalaxis shock,I was alergic to a protine in the venom.Good thing I had a doc willing to listen to me and follow the bite protocol,full recovery,no lasting problems.

  • This is the most aggressive and dangerous snake in the south. FOR GOD-SAKES SHOOT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • kill it.

  • I will never forget I was 12 climbing on some rocks in Arkansas

    I saw a huge black snake slither into the water, like a dumb ass kid I went after it. It stopped and stood lying motionless in the water As I moved towards it, a voice came from I dont know where, clear as a bell and said STOP. It was a water mocassin, I was in the middle

    of nowhere ,I weighed 90lbs. Had I been bit I would of died.

    My guardian angel saved my life. True story.

  • Hey ladies moccasins don't chase people,I watch animal planet and they really don't fucking chase you

  • @ItsadventureGuy Whoops, better stay away from you, because you watch animal planet, and therefore know everything about moccasins.

  • this snake is just a beauty

  • Who the fuck had the brilliant idea of naming a deadly reptile with a venomous byte cootonmouth!! its like naming a bar of explosivse tuffy!!

  • @0Davy0Jones0 are you retarded?

  • @TheShawnyoda clearly all you pursue with that offensive comment is to anger me.Let me just say that what I was trying to achieve with my comment was to vindicate the irony behind naming a highly venomous pitviper cottonmouth {mouth of cotton} [since cotton is a soft and fluffy material that many people find it plesant to touch].Hence my bringing up the example of a bar of explosives and tuffy {a kind of chocolate].Simpler now???..............damn trolls

  • @0Davy0Jones0 omg ur the biggest dork ever... i can tell ur a virgin through the computher

  • I WAN'T TO STROKE HIM.

  • If I saw that beside my kayak, I would've browned my trousers

  • @Reddogruss Me too ha,ha,ha!!!

  • cute

    

  • IMMA FIREN MAH LAZERR

    

  • he looks so friendly =P

  • awesome snakes...just try to leave them alone....i had one chase my bass boat one day when i got to close to its tree...had to put the trolling motor on high..but it was our fault for being on its lake..

  • nice....bassmaster lookup "snake vs coonass with shovel"

  • awww so cute say ahhhhh

  • Dangerous snake. You're dead in about an hour.

  • @clarkewi Maybe if he hits a vein, otherwise about thirty hours. No, most likely, you'll be wishing you were dead in an hour, that juice is murder on tissue and bone.

  • shittttttt

  • that motherfucker dont play....

  • terrible animal, i hope i never encounter one.

    

  • Woo! I'd rather swim with sharks! I've been told they'll stand their ground and keep showing a threatening display until you piss them off and they'll come at you. Don't know what they'll do, but I stomped my foot near a waterhole near our pond and a juvenile cottonmouth popped its head up and I screamed and took off running. First time I've seen one pop out of a hole like that, phew! I was just wandering what was in that hole.

  • I'll give you $20 to put your wiener in there!

  • Pearly Whites Right There.

  • he wasnt aggressive, he was just hoping you would drop an M&M at some point

  • @allthatremains2009 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • this snake listened to the song trey songz- say ahh

  • Once on the Guadulupe River in Texas (which has a very healthy population of cotton mouth) I also was molesting a cotton mouth for the purpose of photography, just like in this video, the difference was it was a steep muddy river bank. I kept pulling the aggitated snake down the bank to get better photos and finally it just decided to come at me in my canoe, it crossed the narrow gap of air and was coming right into my lap, without getting bit I knocked it into the water with my paddle/hand

  • thats a mean looken cotton mouth

  • Come on! Come in the water with me, i won't bite you! Heeehheehheee!

  • A nasty critter indeed!! I would have killed it forthwith!!!

  • u should have thrown a stone into it's mouth

  • @princeton463 lol i would say piss in its mouth but idk it just sounds funny

  • Yes, yes, we can all see your fangs. And a lovely set they are. Now, swim along while that nice boater is giving you the chance.

    Funny how some snakes would rather sit there and display than retreat.

  • Had many come into my home in KC, lived up hil from a river that ften flooded it's banks. They are very nasty, however, I don't think that gives us the right to KILL.

  • he wants yo dick ;D!

  • That sunnagun has tetanus

  • mom snake: SON!!! DON'T MAKE THAT FACE IT WILL GET STUCK LIKE THAT!

    son snake: NO IT WILL NOT!!!!!

    mom snake:.......

    son snake: :O...?!

  • i dare you to touch it

  • That is an evil,mean ,wicked,nasty sumbitch,they always travel in pairs and if you kill one the other will hunt you down.

  • it was the only snake that the crocidile hunnter steve irwin would not touch because it was strong enough to come back over its body when held by its tale.

    he said they were generally always mean and agitated and would not hesitate to bite. he said no thanks..wouldn't go near them.

  • @nootaramus That's because he handled snakes for the camera, and cottonmouths don't like to be held. They're much more comfortable in or near the water. They don't like being in the air and they get really agitated when picked up. Steve could always calm snakes as he held them. These guys get paranoid and won't be calmed, which makes them less than ideal for displaying for a camera. Besides, they only do their trademark display while they're on the ground. That's what the camera wants.

  • i live in florida and 1 of these things was in my pool and i was home alone lol i just watched it

  • what part of FL?

  • I would have put a Buck Shot In His Mouth

  • I would of Shitted on it ! : - D

  • that thing seen a kayake come up and was like WTF, MOUTH OPEN TIME TO BE SCARED SHITLESSS!

  • cliffhanger, what happens after the cameras shut off....

  • oh he looks so friendly

  • my mom caught one when we first went to FL, the next day we found out that the snake that she held was the most venomious snake in FL.

    i was like holy SHIT! :O

  • u should have stuck your finger in his mouth thats all he wanted

    

  • say hello to my litle freind..bang bang bang

  • thats a BIG smile on her face. she must think you looked yummy lol.

  • so glad this isn't in 3d or i'd be shitting myself right now!!

  • coconut milk + some spice. yum

  • cottonmouth nasty snakes

  • @Briankey1960 lmaooooooooooooooooooo

  • i wouldve taken a pee in her mouth

  • Awww, look how happy he is. Cool snake!

  • id have fed it something alright LEAD at 800fps

  • guys u have to realize that we(humans) moved into their territory and when we walk outside we are in their house so you all need to think about tht

  • @bassmaster716 when i step outside...im still in my house.

    

  • @bassmaster716 no shit...whats your point?

  • @bassmaster716 ok thought about that.. now i'm gonna take my shotgun and no stupid reptile will bother me anywhere.. its just that human are far superior than that stupid thing.

  • @bassmaster716 You realize everywhere is a humans home so we live with them

  • @bassmaster716 yes, of couse humans just guests here, it's their house!

  • @bassmaster716 wrong. we are animals. they are animals. animals fight for territory, we just happen to be at the top of the food chain. There's glorious mother nature for you. Now go evolve and quit being a dumbass.

  • @SupremeAmerican We are not animals.

  • @bassmaster716 i hate when people say we move into their territory.. what humans don't belong in nature??

  • @bassmaster716 Y3A, but if i still see a snake im killing it =)

  • annie get your gun!!  lol

  • "get the gun son"

  • @Briankey1960 i agree shotgun time

  • I used to find them all around the canals in Coral Springs Fla when I was kid in the 70s. There was a few banded water snakes, But you can tell up close wich one was a cottonmouth. They did not want anything to do with you. They would haul ass if you got to close. No way could you catch one.

  • @Briankey1960 Why, it's just sitting there? Snakes, like all predators, have a hard time finding food, mean no harm and have a part to play in the balance of nature.

  • stupid snake !! why do you smile ??? it s a video !! not a pic !! xD LOL !!

  • @Tmister84 LOL HOMIE DAT WAS SO FUNNY, DAS MY PABORITE

  • This is one snake I would never try to handle. Muscular and mean when confronted. These were everywhere in NW Florida. I killed one outside of my house when I lived there. Had wrapped itself around a bush I was trimming. He just about got me. Chopped his head slap off with a hoe. You get an amazing adrenaline rush when you run up on something like this. Kept the head as a souvenir. You could just sense the evil. Tossed it after about a day. The devil's tool.

  • OMG I would hv Pee'd in its mouth

  • @Cluckky then be careful she would swallow your dick.

  • My shotgun got all excited and almost went off

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  • @thisbattymom You're an absolute fucking retard. It is obvious that YOU lack experience with them because that is the most moronic shit I've ever heard.

  • it's ready for some om nom nom =] feed it!

  • Im so scaredof those things! Can you imagine swimming and having one of those things rap around you? That would scare me!

  • @3491olivia It's a viper, not a constrictor....it's not going to wrap around you.

  • @mxmike458 You're dead wrong. If you picked it up, it would wrap it's body around your arm asap. It wouldn't kill you, but it would do it for leverage. And they are really strong. I guarantee you'd be crapping your pants...

  • @3491olivia really.i hate you.you should learn more about snakes in your free time,especially if u live in florida

  • just asking for a 12 gauge shotgun barrel inside its mouth

  • @fuckvegan 4 real dats what i'm talkin bout

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  • @ochrered Poor prick? Dude whats wrong with you? No care for your fellow human being? Maybe you need to live on another planet alone?

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  • @Prouddadof2010 Ok, whatever, make excuses for having no heart.. Its sadly obvious that you have issues. Its not about political correctness, its simply about having compassion...something you obviously dont have and never will.

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  • LOL this reminded me of the one LOLcat where it's all like O <---- Insert Cheesburger here

  • cumshot!

  • sonofabitches are mean as hell!!!!! hes waiting for you to get off the boat so he can fuck you up!!!!

  • can a snake chock?

  • @B6BENGIZ no snakes can not chock they have whats called a windpipe where their toung goes out. when they are feeding a large animal they force their windpipe out to breath

  • @bigbluemik Thats for the information mate, i didn't know that :). you,ve also explained it perfectly. Thank you

  • where was this?- that one is big and has a lot of venom, it would kill you before you get to the hospital- usually only see them of that size south of Tampa

  • @Briankey1960 already it would have seen my 12 gauge,or my 7.62.a good snake is a f@#*ing dead one!!

  • And THAT is why men created shotguns! That snake is just beggin' to take a load of #4 or #6 shot to that head of his.

  • fuck that

  • wow ive never seen them this fat .. the ones in sw virginia are longer but not near as fat.

  • Those snakes are aggressive and will not try to avoid you.

  • Come closer for a FREE piercing

  • its smiling

  • Great footage - beautiful snake.

  • What are you, some new age, nature worshipping liberal?

    KILL IT BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT !

  • @dbviewer5 liberals suck!

  • @StatenProductions Jesus was a liberal.

  • @dbviewer5 awesome ... so you're going to perpetuate the assumption that conservatives love killing and liberal love saving, .. i'm sorry, but that just seems ignorant to me. "kill it before someone gets hurt!" ... who's going to get hurt... the snake isn't attacking anyone... go out into nature... find out that animals (for the most part) aren't like us... if you don't mess with them... or antagonize them, then they won't mess with you...

  • @dand100

    Yeah, I'm sure you'd be saying that after one of your pets, or, God forbid, one of your children, got bit by that thing 5 minutes after you just got done worshiping nature and congratulating yourself for it.

    And, apparently, you've already been brainwashed by the media into believing that conservatives love killing and liberals love saving.

    Nothing I can do about that.

  • Note to self *do not insert penis in snakes mouth hole!

  • Just tell them to shut up or you will smack them upside the head with a paddle. Darn snakes anyway.

  • you this snake could of jumped out water and bitched slap the fuck out of you with its tail then just ate you for dinner

  • Isnt fake. Have seen them plenty. I grew up in Florida. This is the only snake that I will kill on site. I have had them chase me, come across the water and then go under and stare at me from under the water as I was up on a dock, go out of their way and a long distance to try to come after me. Hate them. I have ridden a horse practically over a rattler and he held still. Moccasin - was about 50 feet away and came after me. Bad snake.

  • @NUPPYNOONOO are they really that bad? see, when a nake goes after me like that...thats his death wish.

  • @tsblair95 When I was a young girl, I would fish off our dock a lot. One afternoon I casted over by the far bank - about 50 feet or more away. I heard a splash. Looked to see a moc coming straight as an arrow toward me. It went under water when about 10 feet from me and then stopped under the dock and coiled back under water looking up at me. When I moved, it moved. Then I looked around behind me and saw another coming hard and fast along the shoreline on the bank.

  • @NUPPYNOONOO i dont like to kill anything, but when something like that happens they are dead.

  • @tsblair95 I was on an elevated dock and knew they could not 'get' me but also didnt want to be there all night.  I ran along the dock toward the shore - knowing one was coming along the bank and that the other - since it had moved every time I moved looking up at me from about two feet under water - might be coming along under the water following. I jumped and ran hard. They can be VERY aggressive.

  • @NUPPYNOONOO yup, when i was boy in N.C. I was walkign along the Toe river and a cotton mouth dropped from the bushes on the side of the river in front of me, stood up and charged at me while standing up......I made a world record speed run that day.....lol

  • I have never imagined shooting a flare in that snakes mouth; interesting. That'd be quite a show.

  • HaHa Mocs won't even chase their food!...No you guys are right, their aggressive and should be killed on sight lest they chase down our children and bite them!

  • This is why I keep a shot gun and flares on my boat.

  • these snakes aren't innocent. they chase you. very aggressive!

  • @aberhollboi You are 100% right. Those snakes are very aggresive and will chase you. I remember as a kid my cousin and i were fishing at a creek and we saw the snake on the other end of the creek coming at us. We threw rocks, and sticks but it kept coming. The sunlight was reflecting off it's eyes. We didn't wait for it to come on shore, because everytime we threw rocks or sticks the snake would go under water and come back up and it was still swimming towards us. No more summer fishing for us.

  • I really thought it was fake but the tongue is movin in the tongue tube thing

  • the snake is fake

  • he hasn't had some dick in a while, i think he might have wanted some of yours

  • why on earth would anyone kill a cottonmouth or any other snake unless its in there house but.. even then just shew it out with a broom , only by a show of ignorance would someone actively shoot a snake , i live in the south and i see these in our localponds alot and i just observe the display then walk away

  • exactly

  • @amdintelxsniperx When was the last time you shooed a cotton mouth away with a broom? This type of snake is very aggressive and doesn't take very kindly to being bothered at all.

  • @SCONIERS2007 i have shewed one out of my garage twice once at the old house and again at the new one , yes they are snappy and noisy but...again dosnt deserve to die i rest my case

  • very thick / well fed snake!

  • Fuck it, kill all snakes. I fucking hate them. Beautiful my ass.

  • @kris1991

    Ignorant idiot.

  • @kris1991 Asswipe.

  • Even when it opens it's mouth up real wide like that, it still can't seem to stop a shotgun.

  • I woulda tossed m&m's and stuff in its mouth.

  • @adamberg666 pour pepsi down its throat

  • @adamberg666 lol that would have been funny to see you toss m&m's into its mouth. you should make a vidio of that

  • @adamberg666 Thats funny as hell. Nothing a little gas wont fix.

  • Looks to me like that snake is already dead and has been posed there. Wonder who or what killed it.

  • i'll smokecheck a moccasin every chance i get

  • Why is the snake just chilling there with it's moouth wide open like: "Yeah, Check my awesomely white mouth out, yeah, it sure is white huh? One of the whitest things you've ever seen right? Tell me it is fella"

  • They do that when something gets too close, it's just a warning...basically "Come closer and I'll bite your ass...so please go away".

  • Ugh... shoot it?

  • I dont see any need to

  • As soon as they make it legal to shoot you, then you can shoot the snake... Fair is fair afterall, right?

  • @gnigged68 fuck u too snakes dont deserve to be shot

  • Just for that comment, I'm going to shoot 2 snakes next month when it warms up. I generally don't like to shoot snakes because they kill disease carriers like rats. However, because you have a smart mouth, I'll kill two (they like hot rocks in the sun!) Want to smart off again, and I'll make it four. Check my channel out for the killing.

    Oh- and have a nice day.

  • @gnigged68 ahahaha look how defensive this pussy is i only said fuck u and he gets all pissed off and sounds like he is going to cry

  • @gnigged68 Shoot 2 for me I hate the SOBs.

  • you shouldve poured gasoline down its throat! that bastard. its as if its waiting for a blow job

  • ...I'd prefer to see that done to you, I think it would be far more hilarious.

  • @sarmenhb fuck u dont harm a fucking snake

  • Looks like he could be a distant cousin to the one on the video I posted, Except mine is a little pissed off.