VANESSA SENT ME N00DZ!

[PatricksWhore]

omg the painting hahahaaahha "i poop there." omg i used to watch these videos when i was 14 and 15, i'm now 18 and still laugh as much:-)

[BrunetteBarbieMe]

umm....i guess it would all depend on who but id rather much get to know them in person not by just emails on the computer plus there are a bunch of tricky old pervs EWW! im i guess no..no i would not

[MizerLuvr]

pause at 4:11, Shane.. I think yah got sumthin on your tooth x3

[XoXoTiffanyXoXoful]

0:46 neds hair is huge lolz

[EpicFail270]

Omg shane!!! I loved that music from the first scene!!!! Robotboys!!

[looloolaurynn10]

corbin is SEXY

[LyricLover17]

Oh, HELL no!

[kennyleal35rock]

can you give me your phone number

[loveisourweapon890]

@kennyleal35rock look in the description on some of his videos....its not on this one but youll find one.

[Snuffaluffagusluver]

I love tecknology if it wernt for tecknology I couldn't watch your videos

[iateanickle]

@Snuffaluffagusluver You spelt "technology" wrong.

[Snuffaluffagusluver]

@iateanickle oh whatever

[uniquequeen1999]

now to make a long distance call :)

[peacejasmin]

fuck no!

[TFSV1996]

Red Hot Chili Peppers would do that

[Thinkypinky999]

Did anyone call Shane??

[WikiSpottedtail]

I think that dating online isn't a good idea. My friend dated a girl online, and it turned out he was a middle aged man. Gross. . . O_o

[DarknessXevil]

i love how corbin's ears are white

[POCTOperson36]

4:04 look at the top of his shirt.

[catwings98]

my parents met on the internet, on a chat room thinggy, and now their married.. Sorta.

[mcfillmore98]

It's his fan line..

[Savannahmw1997]

never i wont

[iLOVEaussie8]

That number doesn't work on my iphone is there a diffrent number?

[AngryBridsRock]

i cant believe SHANE DAWSON actually put his phone/cell number on youtube!!!

thumbs up if you agree!

[superawsomechick1997]

humbs up if u tried calling him :D

[PolkadotMarshmallow]

WOAHH WOAHH WOOOOAH. yeaah.

[xXWindsniperXx]

I feel like ringing the number but I'm scared about who will pick up.

[XxxItsErinxxX]

is that really ur number??? O.o

[devinbequiet]

Take it in the ass for sushi? I think yes.

[elmozskittlez]

is it me or did ned spell D-U-D-O?

[XxIckleMissHatredxX]

My mum met her boyfriend on the internet but he's a total prick:L

[PenelopeTelepathy]

im dating this guy i met on facebook... but it turned out he went to my school, we hung out, and so we're dating now

[cottoncandy125]

did anyone actually call shanes number?!?!

[gabei319900]

like if you actually called the number(:

[aLvianne7]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA CORBIN XD

[7713Superman]

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH........YEA!!!!!!

[shanedawsonforlife1]

lol imma txt you when my phone gets turned back on <3

[aallie18]

yes yes i would

[craftsgirl1234]

Like your phone Shane! I have a palm pre too hahaha *geek*

[lokitkitkatkittykat]

HELLLL NAW. what if they were like an ax murderer or some shit?!

[gabbz311]

I met my bestfriend over the internet .

I love him sososo much .

[School479]

is tht hes real number?

[BriluvsDahvieVanity]

@School479 its his fanline

[amandahhhh5656]

i wonder if it is???!!!

[SerranistaLutheriana]

Do you saw the numer in the right bottom? Is his real numer?

[raymidnit9]

Babe, is that chocolate pudding on your face!? damn shane lol love you!

[miispacexD]

Shane, I met someone I'm dating on the internet :3 We've been together for 5 months already :) AMAZINGNESSSSS

[MyAclove]

he has teh same phone as me a palm pre!!!!! omg sry but if i have the same phone i ahve now my dad bought a used palm pre it had nothing on but web and that kind of stuff because my dad deleted the all ^ -^

[LetMeLive4eva]

Vanessa: I can't believe people think you're gay!

Corbin: Pfft.

LOLOLOLOLOL

[sychowalker]

My Aunt and Uncle met online

[Fluffy441992]

My Aunt and Uncle met online and have been married for 10 years.

[heythereimJANE]

Hahaha oh my god the Red Hot Chili Peppers used to wear just tube socks when they preformed xD

[msomgchinchillas]

it made my friend a horny pregnant alchoholic [ technology btw]

[tonirunt123]

I met a gut on the internet and we went on a date, a week later i saw on the news he went to jail for raping a girl that looked a little like me. i didnt call him again

[sarbethisthebest]

I wonder if the number he left is the same...

[gracestpierre]

I like how Corbin's blackness is rubbing off onto his shirt ;D

[yummy91011]

mah sister met a guy on de internet nd now der maried and dey hav a son

[4thStar]

Haha the first part of the video cracked me up xD

And about dating and technology... well, I met my boyfriend online and we've been together for 5 years now :3 But I never went to online dating sites or general chat pages, I find that more dangerous. I met by boyfriend (and a lot of my friends) through deviantART, but of course the environment is different there =w=

[hoggsandhorses]

is shane wearing chocolate pudding for corban lol

[Hellzzhand]

i love shane he is cute

[gagaforgaga88]

@Thinkypinky999 I have called Shane before and its like a line were you can leave messages and all. He hasn't updated it since he did the last friday night spoof. He dosent really use it anymore but I still call it.

[thetjaustin]

i know a couple who are married with two children that met on the internet (:

[rhysitd]

Rip cookies

[hannah72450]

GUYS, the number is fake cause its a TEST! Hello, some one sayin DONT meet someone off the internet, giving u a number?! DUH test alert

[MostExtremeStuff]

i tried ur number and i got a creepy person that wasnt u! wtf?

[Epicnesssssable]

yes my father



[clutzybunns]

what is the website for photo boothh??

[zack29171]

dating and internet do not mix well

[emochick440]

mom:hey boys i made you some cooki.... WAT DA' FUCK

shane:mom its not wat u think!!!

mom:why the hell are you looking at a picture of your fathers dick!!!!

i died laughing!!!

[valbabes10]

The only person I would date from the internet is you, Shane.....

[amylovesgreysonchanc]

my bff dated someone on the a web site

[kia4935]

i called.....it didnt work):

[godisney999]

It was the dads LMFAO!!!

[EpicSantii2]

-hey boys, i made you some cooki...WHAT THE FUCK!!!

-mom it's not what you think!

-what the hell are you looking at a picture of your father's dick????

LMAFO!!!!!

[3x3cut0rZZ]

love+technology=megan fox sex robot

[Makeupbysavvy]

My mom found her new husband on the internet haha

[stephaniethrower]

my dad met a woman on world of warcraft and he ended up moving to michigan to main and they got married

[sumry99]

is that ur REAL number???

[ThatVideoGameGirl123]

@sumry99 (._.) thats a saynow number that alot of celebrities have so fans can call them and leave a message... so obviously not.

[umokaythenn]

2:18 his skin was rubbing off lol

[umokaythenn]

"Hey boys i made ya some, WHAT THE FUCK!" lol =}

[zigmanist]

is the phone number true?

[zigmanist]

woah woah woah woah...... ye

[Babybelen191]

There are so many perverts or sluts because of the internet! Just look @ all the Disney Channel stars

[MeganFreakinTaylor]

My dad met his girlfriend/wife (don't know if they got married) on the internet. He left me and my 2 year old brother home alone until like 5 am the next day. Just so he could go fuck his lil whore girlfriend while he left his kids at home, all alone.

[valbabes10]

@MeganFreakinTaylor That's messed up....

[ericabadbutterfly12]

my friend dated someone on the internet

[MariaQueenyVladyDady]

I think internet is not a bad place to meet people and make friend... Love comes after friendship right ? :) I am really alone in my real life, I have NO ONE but my mom, dad and brother... But when I started using internet and chats and virtual worlds I am even planning to go to germany to meet these friends... So Yes i also know people dating eachother online games and then in real and it worked out VERY WELL. Internet is a perfect place <333

[nevershoutrun]

im callin u



[finnr123]

EEEEWWWW IT LOOKS LIKE ITS WINKING AT ME!!!!!

FUGGIN ROFLMAO

[Thinkypinky999]

Did anyone text or call shane

[AlternateNerd]

Did anyone else noticed that his eyes are blue?

[ellytheplatypus]

"Basically what were gonna do is dance, its ok its- ez sneakerz nigheet."

[funfello100]

my dad

[TheBlondeBruns]

OMG CORBINS FACE IS MELTING ONTO HIS SHIRT :O

[xmotionless475]

AHAHAHA ohmygod shane ! what did you use on your face to play corbin !!? ahah

[somethingcool1000]

the number does not work

[peacefreak101m]

i wanted to get naked, sing show tunes, and tickle corbin's asshole with a feather....:(

[FacingNightmares]

i called the number. it didn't ring. 

[0516astrid]

@FacingNightmares

me to lol

[MatsyTalksTooMuch]

I want to call Shane Dawson...but I'm in England D: That's the bummer of the century.

[allen3Ivers0n]

his "mom always comes in on the akward moments:)

[HateJustinBieber1000]

you are all low lives except me and shane LOL

[fallenangelluce1]

shane's face to the thong reply was so funny

[crimpyfuzzball8]

IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S WINKING AT ME!!!!!!

ROFL, Shane ur the best.

[BritishGrit]

Shane: Dude like im wearing it on my dick Nerd: Who would even do that? Shane: Huhuah...i dont know o.o MYSTERY PERSON: Wanna see my nude pic? shane: dude Nerd: Dude x4 Shane: O_O OH MY GAWD! Nerd: WHAT THE FUCK?! Shane: ITS A PENIS! Nerd: ITS A BIG PENIS! Shane: I CANT STOP LOOKING AT IT! Nerd: TURN IT OFF! Shane: I CANT! Nerd: JUST CLICK THE X! Shane: im trying its not working! Shanes Mom: Hey boys i baked you some cook- WHAT THE FUCK

[kyolud]

Sure I would

[07rachelh]

I went out with someone i met online. we exchanged cell numbers... then he texted me asking me for my adress. gah

[Alesha41122]

Hey Shane Is That Your Real Number???

[lesleycchao]

haha, im fourteen and i've sexted before. >.>.......

[WiredK8lin]

@lesleycchao .....

[DANIELLExxNxxHALI]

@lesleycchao no one cares ?..

[HotPotatoxD]

@lesleycchao Watch out we have a badass over here

[lesleycchao]

@HotPotatoxD the hell you do. hahaha.

[eatlead9977]

me friend did like 1 hour ago ceepy

[itzChristinaBitch]

i dont think it matters if love is online or off

it depends on how you feel about the person

i have dated alot of ppl online mostly rollplayers on yt XD ((i dont really ask where they live or tht shit tho o-o))

[itzChristinaBitch]

a black guy with blue ish green eyes??!! XDD

[MissViolet241]

o like corbin blue but HAHAHA shouldnt have been drinking the water :P

[psychedelicdaisies28]

Lol, that painting you used on 1:17 is of a farmer and his daughter Dx.. just thought you should know xD

[misslovleygirl]

is that really your number?

[IMMRKING123]

Shane you got paint on Corbin's shirt.

[XTwiHardXLoverX]

lmfao.

[car0crash0fer0sure]

What's with the number Shane?

[maybaby52297]

So I know this video's really old and that there was a low chance that that number would even reach him, but I still dialed it, and got all nervous....aaaand then all discouraged when that annoying electronic voice told me the number was disconnected :(

[168cutegirl]

I think dating on the Internet is interesting I personally wouldn't do it because anthropologically it is proven that relationships that start through technology seem to just fail but uhhh wow I really sound like a geek...alright...lol

[IzzyJordanWasHere]

I'm currently dating someone I met off an online game, and it was unintended. c: yay 6 months. <3 I think that if you date someone you met offline, it's okay, because love is love. c:

[LOVEerni1]

it's awkward because that picture is of a dad and daughter...

[MrsWatermelondreaa]

Shanes Mom: hey boys i made u some cooki--WHAT THE FUCK!!!??

Shane: MOM ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!

Shanes Mom: WHY ARE THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF YOUR FATHERS DICK??!!

*i fell out of my chair laughing*

[petra5ed]

you gots some brown paint on your teeth at the end... (hope its paint) <3shane...

[ge2298]

Lol vanessa hudgens is filipino.

[ChaseCDJR]

Boys I baked you some cookies... OH WHAT THE FUCK.

[Vintage884]

2:25 HEY PUDDIN' CUP!!!

[Littlemandude11]

I have never dated, but I would date someone if I found out some info I needed, like if they have a bad record.

[R4iiNb0wSkiiTleZz]

im actually dating a guy i met through a friend online. i had no idea what he looked like and he had no idea what i looked like until we skyped (i was already dating him when we did) and we both still like eachother.. hes amazingly hot x) and i love him. point of this is; love is blind and comes in all forms, whether its online or real life

[BoyBattery]

That's ok it's sneaker NIGHT LLLLLLOOOOOLLLLL

[meoca13]

My friend dated of the inernet and he f***ed her while she was sleeping and stoll her tv phone and wallet with 20 bucks in it

[RhiannonMattingly]

2:25 I fell down and broke rib laughing

[janetrippetty]

Is that ur real number?

[nicoleboggs1]

ya is it

[22LilFlo]

Haha Shane, you fingerspelled the letters F C F O, not D U D E haha. Just sayin... ;P but it was funny and cute ;D not gonna lie haha...

[StacixXxFreaxXxShow]

"Are you talking about drugs?"

"WOOAAH woah WOAH woah........yeah"

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[bamerboomer]

the phone# doesnt work

[lexxiisnotcrazy]

i wouldnt date someone i found on the internet but my friend ONLY dates people she finds on the internet

[gaaraizallmine]

0:00-1:06 And that boys and girls is why Shane`s mom thinks hes gay.

[buletwulf]

1st question: fuck no. 2nd question . Yah and he couldn't face me and my homies for three weeks

[rachelunicorn1]

AWWWYEEEAAA -3

[rachelunicorn1]

CLITTERDICK

[musicVamp527]

I love technology, but I don't agree with people dating on the internet. Its dangerous and stupid.

[drummergirl1334]

I would never date soemone off the internet. Heck, ive never dated and dont plan on it! I like being with my friends but im not into dating, so in that case im a loner and everyone thinks im emo but really, you have to be the person to talk to me first (lilithfair@gmail.com ;), lol that is my 2nd email address, im not telling you my name, number ir anything, but feel free to email me anyone!) and i prefer to be with animals. I also want the an emo haircut and I like black but im not emo.......?

[iluvShaneDawson4life]

i was so disappointed when the number didn't work:'(

[derekjeterfan6001]

why dose it have a phone # in the annotations

[siamuDhaeL1997]

Would of been awkward if someone walked in on him dressed as a woman...

[Craze961]

i will NEVER internet date....EVER! and when a close friend of mine dated online ( SERIOUSLY NO JOKE ) she was umm.... well her "date" harmed her and umm is no longer alive. everyone be careful so you dont end up dead or somthing. please seriously!

[wwilliamsjr]

@Craze961 this is why you should date like at the movies where everyone is there not somewhere alone

[kaylaandcatherine1]

DID YOU PUT UR PHONE NUMBER !

I AM SCARED 2 CALL IT

[13SkittlesLover]

Humans Are Whores x]

[multimonkeychunkamry]

woa..woa...woa...WOA... yeah XD



[TheCommentingOne]

Okay boys I baked you some cooki-OH WHAT THE FUCK (Mom it's not what you think!!) WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOUR FATHER'S DICK?!

[XTwiHardXLoverX]

ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!

[dischick19xo]

woah...WOAH...woah....woah....­yea

LOL LMFAO

[ChipmunkNationFan200]

"That's where I poop, Jim. I poop out of there." XD I fell off my couch laughing!!

[XTwiHardXLoverX]

@ChipmunkNationFan200 lmao.

[xmarijeeemj]

wow.... wow... wow... wow.... yeah.

hahah omfg

[squirtlalloo]

i miss this shane. :( <3

[Gunner62711]

I met a guy on bear share and dated him for 3 yrs and now were married and funny thing is he lived in California and I lived in WV now we both live in Cali!

[sparkle2277]

Where did y'all see a phone number?

[30zrock]

thumbs up if u noticed corbin blues hand was white and not black at the end

[girlovekool]

Yeah my BFF dated some ass threw txting and it turned out that guys he said he was well he died

[YouLegitTV]

Where is everyobe finiding a phone number?!?

[sussuomg]

My friend go crazy when she saw your number :D

[alyshagoode010201]

Woah! Woaahhhh! Woahhhhhh!! Yes.

[ImmNotWired]

Wow! wow! wow!... year! :3