How to deal with kitchen and bathroom fires

[r0bz0rly]

holy shit your house is filthy

[riffraffselbow]

Nice to see the pot didn't explode when it went from fire to ice.

[Garlannd]

Definitely the worst idea ever to film this while tired. Be sure to keep starting massive fires on your stove though while so tired

[simplifiedarts]

put the lid on it sloved

[Antiluddite]

This guy is a pyro, i.e. fire turns him on sexually. It's like an exhibitionist trying to pretend that his pants fell down by accident and he just happened to not be wearing underwear at that very moment. "OH MY GOD MY BELT JUST BROKE HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED!!!!!!111!!!! IM SO EMBARRASSED TEE HEE"

[RoboticPenguinLevel1]

4:16

[Tevryr]

Smother it with the lid

Clean your filthy house



[gigantamos]

Dood, your house is disgusting, do you ever clean?

[jackofclubbs101]

Put the lid on it you dumbass, then it has no fuel!

[Ambush083]

Can someone please make a soundboard of this guy and the stuff he says.

[CrapOfTheWorld]

It's hard to decide whether you're better at starting fires or putting them out.

[ChuckNorrissed]

You have a clean house.

[richgrise]

Didn't they have a lid?

I guess probably not. Judging from the decor and condition of the toilet, they were using stuff they found in the neighbors' recycling.

[BigJuicyx3]

It's a shame I live in Florida, I'll never be able to put out a fire by throwing it into the snow.

[GrawrawrLPs]

What the fuck is this?

Well it's fire wise guy.

[GigaBoost]

Why was this re-uploaded? Oh, created using youtube video editor? I thought I saw this before though...

[oibara2]

one of my all time most memorable masao moments has to be when he flushes the fire. it's such a simple idea but there's something so audacious about it. 'did he just flush fire? you can't do that'

[oibara2]

@slayerman95 in the one where the throws the fire at snow he's watching obama's inauguration

[dinosaurdetective]

Ahh, the cleansing power of flame.

[L33ms]

Gibbeh gibbeh gibbeh AHHHH Gibbeh gibbeh gibbeh GIBBEH GIBBEH GIBBEH AHHHHHHHHHHH GIBBEH GIBBEH

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

So we've learned in this video how to get rid of fire in these ways:

1. Throw the fire at snow.

2. Pour tomato juice on fire.

3. Flush fire down toilet.

4. Pour salt on the fire.

5. Poke fire with a fork until it stops.

6. Spray it with Windex.

Follow these six simple steps, and you too can be a firefighter! :D

[FallenPatriotic]

Step 1. Shut off the TV

[666hill0ck666]

great comp buddy

[gotnostyle]

was the steak from how to gril a steak without a grill really some animal's heart?

[angryjoy]

All you had to do was put the lid back on and it will put the fire out, but your method works better lol

[wededlol]

How is this guy not dead yet?

[jawayetti]

I hate it when this happens. They just pop up out of nowhere!

[Liteh529]

Dear god.

[GuyFromCoby]

I love how he sounds shocked that there's a fire at first, then in other videos he seems to not be bothered as much.

Also, at 2:10 - I was so happy when I saw the toilet was flushed.

[JDLOCKON]

what video was that first fire again I watched all of them I just can't remember which one it was

[GuyFromCoby]

@JDLOCKON Omelet for Obama

[JDLOCKON]

@GuyFromCoby cool thanks :)