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  • This game is just dicks, dicks, dicks out the wazoo. More dicks than you could shake a...stick at.

  • it'll be cool if bulletstorm crossed over with fallout or uncharted

  • Whats the real trailer called.

  • @philipman3000 Halo 3 Believe

  • @MigueLedN22 thanks

  • HALO!!!!

  • this game was awesome

  • whats the ending music

  • whats the ending music?

  • Great game thumbs up if you agree!

  • This is a pretty good game you should get it if you're into bloody shooters but I have to say that Isaac from Ded Space ould kick Grayson's ass any day.

  • @TheTrueDetective There will be always a better one...

    The nameless scientist (from Timeshift) is on the first place BTW...

  • That was funny. :)

  • @CDthief94 Kinda like how Halo tries to lighten up Warhammer 40,000's GrimDarkness.

  • 1:15 hahahahahahaha shit, i do the same while watching this, amazing

  • LOL THIS ISA FUNNY REMAKE OF THAT HALO 3 THING

  • 0:35 XD up your butt with a coconut... umm grenade =P

  • @CDthief94 halo is serious but it's not the "end of the world" theme not really depressing i find it more of an epic storyline kinda like star wars

  • @CDthief94 halo's seriousness?

    wtf.. you ever saw all the easter eggs about in it? But i guess you talk about the puppet trailer of halo that is really serious.

    damn, this trailer is awesome xD

  • @0:12 lol wtf hot dogs?

  • This is like Duke Nukem on steroids xD

  • bullets looks like hotdogs and penises

  • I hope Greyson and the Peacemaker Carbine are unlockable in Gears 3's multiplayer.

    Just think about it for a sec... the Peacemaker has the same firerate and stopping power as the Lancer, just minus the ability to Chainsaw fools. Maybe like the Hammerburst II you could aim down the ironsights of the Peacermaker. Plus it would be badass it instead of riflebutting someone as a melee attack, you throw your leg up and give 'em "Das Boot". That's just my wish for Gears 3.

  • *Gray hanging off cliff*

    Ahhhhh shit, *spew* I think you guys are stuffed

  • To bad. This game looked so good, I loved the demo, but I was kind of let down in the real game, It's not bad, just not as good as the trailers built it up to be.

  • @CDthief94 i'm sory did you use the word depressing? It may be seriouse, but not depressing, maybe harsh, but not depressing

  • no1 plays this game online anymore :(

  • The saddest scene? "His name was william. P. Tallylicker but i never got the chance to tell him... he will be remembered" i loved that guy :(

  • "YOU SCARED THE DICK OF ME!!!"

  • End XD

  • cactus ftw :D

  • I still wonder why it got rated "Partial Nudity" maybe i wasn't paying attention?

  • @halofan97 Ever tried a 'rear entry' skillshot on a miniboss 8D?

  • @Ath00f Yes...ohhhh....

  • Halo VS. Bulletstorm. Bulletstorm farts and then there comes a zombie/alien/enemy thing and Bullet storm kicks its ass and laughs. Halo says: try to be serious...and don't disturb me when I am teabaggin. Bulletstorm yells:NEVER!!! (and then comes the sparta thing) and he kicks Halo off the cliff. Halo yells: FUCK you nerd!! And then comes a flying xbox who saves Halo. Then Bulletstorm calls a PC,PS3,XBOX 360 taxi and drives to the nearest bar. THE END

  • @LooksLikeIdiot u kinda suck

  • @ThaRealMason true true

  • 0:52 HOTDOG !! FTW XD

  • AWESOME GAME!

  • @CDthief94 Honestly, until you pointed it out, your right. I just didn't remember the way Halo did it's old commericals with model figures just like this and yes, Bulletstorm was a pretty good alleviation from the dark, dreary sadness of serious games.

  • This is disturbing but still funny

  • lol

  • I laughed so hard I almost peed myself. I remember when the Halo 3 trailer like this came out, and was awesome too. But this new spin on it was hilarious, and really shows you how much of a badass game this will be.

  • it looks serious(ish, they i look at the guy at 0:24 and piss my self, HA!

  • i want a hotdog now :(

  • buy me bulletstorm or go to hell

  • Can anyone tell me the name of the soundtrack? :o

  • @Izebaal Frédéric Chopin's "Raindrop"

  • Hot Dogs.....HOT DOGS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!

  • Anyone else notice the words "Gang Bang" come up at the end?

  • LOL

    "Give me my money, this receipt demands so!"

    "NOAAHGHGHAHGHAHQHH1HDGHA"

  • My favorite scene from this game is when Grayson and Ishi meet that chick and she says:

    "I will kill your dicks!"

    And Grayson replies:

    "What? What does that even mean? You're gonna kill my dick? I'll kill your dick! How 'bout that, huh?

  • @PS3MrWhite i agree

  • @PS3MrWhite this is my favorite too :D

  • @PS3MrWhite speaking of dick killing party's....

  • @PS3MrWhite Grey is obviously gay. First he tries to hang out with Ishi, then he talks to Trishka like she has a dick... (there probably is even more proof)

  • @PS3MrWhite speaking of dick killing party`s

  • Whats for lunch? ....

    Green stuff bich ... and your balls ahh ahh

  • MadWorld did kill with skill first...

  • @nintendoluigi OH REALLY OH MY GOD BULLETSTORM IS A FUCKIN RIPOFF BECAUSE MADWORLD DID IT FIRST OOOOH THE DRAMA /sarcasm

  • @nintendoluigi To be fair, Epic said that they were working on the Skill shot system for several years. I think it was three.

  • 0:36 "Hole in one"

    0:41 "OMG!"

    1:12 "Pay the beer mother**cker"

    1:15 "Never! bluggghh!"

    1:29 :D

  • oh i thought it was a good game till i heard it was a fps

  • why the holy dickish fuck is every son o bitch in these assmaggot comments talking bout cocksucking halo(no offence. I haven't played halo but i heard it's a good game so READ THIS, DICKTIT b4 posting "why insult halo you imbecil" or shit like that)

  • best quote I'll KILL UR DICK! WHAT? YOU'LL KILL MY DICK?! WHAT DOES DAT EVEN MEAN?!

  • WTF nudity?! I completed this game and it was nothing!

  • im a huge halo fan and this was hilarious :) LOL

  • it costs 1 dollar to fire this gun for OVER NINE THOUSAND hours so i shoot all i can

  • bulletstorm is shit compared to halo

  • @gieske12345

    what the fuck are you taling about

    

  • @gieske12345 Bulletstorm's the kind of game where if you feel like letting your intelligence die for several hours, then its the game for you. I got bulletstorm because I never play online and I wanted a single player shooter for once.

    Yes I know having an Xbox with no online capabilities is like going to a brothel for a hug, but thats me for ya.

  • @gieske12345 Fuck you... you fucking cunt. BulletStorm is awesome

  • lol go figure.

  • no one knows what the song in the backround is called?

  • thing is thats all impossible in the game

  • such a shame. its a great game with a fail trailer

  • this wasnt funny at all

  • SkillShots in this video :

    0:08 Sausage Fest,

    0:15 Full Thothrer,

    0:23 Mercy

    0:28 Fedder

    0:35 Direct Hit, Rear Entry

    0:46 Pricked

    Cmon, Thumbs Up! ;D

  • anyone know what the name of the song in the backround is?

  • 11 halo fanboyz watched this awesomeness happen.

  • isnt this the halo song on the halo believe in halo this song makes more sens cuz its like a world war monument but bulletstorm is a going a shoot game

  • Really?

  • will you all fuck off it is 2011 everyone has copied everyone at this stage how original do you fanboys think your games and movies really are they all have their own unique characters and story lines but if you intend on making any money fucking base your game off of something cool like shooting a mutant in the face with a drill gun so stop wanking off to cortana u pussies and get yourselves fucked

  • Wow there's alot of complaints on this game. I loooooove halo but really it got most of its ideas from the alien movies... And star ways? Well the leash is very unique i have to say but it is like having the force but so what? It's a good funny game. I wouldnt be surprized if someone mentioned they copied Grand theft auto next.

  • I just got this game and I love it. The humour is so good. "I named him Waggleton P.Tallilicker...I never got a chance to tell him that. He shall be remembered."

  • soundtrack?

  • why are the hotdogs in the ammo at the beginning?

  • Well they already took Duke Nukems epic kick but they just had to take star wars force powers and halos commercial format didn`t they

  • that puke is awkward, not funny :/

  • PWNS THE HALO AD.

  • @gofwarman  not really but whatever you say

  • why are halo fans mad?!

  • @TheModernkillfare Because a long time ago there was a trailer almost like this one but with Halo.

  • bulletstorm is epic,if there was a better multilpayer than halo(sadly it isnt)then halo and cod would have died for me but bulletstorm remains in my ''epic campaign collection''

  • @Besnada A competitive multilpayer would've been nice ! Game's campaign was great though!!

  • great game, just bought it today with a gift voucher for kmart that I was from my dad for my 24th b'day and currently upto chapter 2 act 2.

  • A few of the player look like player in gears of war one sound the same.

  • I like Bulletstorm and Halo. I thought it was funny. Just because something you like is made fun of doesn't mean you have to hate it. Hell I bet Bungie laughed at this.

  • Hotdogs and vomit and death. Hilarious..

  • Love how Bulletstorm makes parodies out of every other shooter xD (Duty calls, this, etc)

  • this is funny but why are they making fun of halo 3??? its kind of like gears of war comparing itself to golden eye 007 on the n64 comparing your game to a game that came out years before is kinda like saying that our game cant compete with the current stuff so lets compare it to a older game which of course cant compete

  • @biwamasa That's not what it's doing. At all.

    It's called an intelligent add campaign. It's making something any gaming fan would instantly recognise as a very clever advertisement. And flipping it on it's head for the humour value. you might want to look into 'Duty Calls'.

    A short game they made to take the mickey out of military shooters whilst advertising this.

  • @dathwampeer okay now i understand i wasnt trying to be offensive man so i hope you didnt take it the wrong way but thanks for the insight

  • @biwamasa Nah it's aright man. Live n learn ay.

  • WTF IS THIS SUPPOSE TO BE!?!?!?!????!!!!

  • ahha at th e beginging u can see bullets and candy hotdogs.

  • such a sausage fest :DDDDDDDDDD

  • anyone notice the hot dogs at the beggining?

  • Bulletstorm is gonna beat the shit out of CoD and Halo :D!!!!!!

  • EPIC!!!

  • this is just retarded... every one knows that halo is and always will be the best game ever... goodbye halo :(

  • @jaha1910 You mean halo combat evolved was the best game ever.

    Halo 2 was bad.

    Halo 3 meh.

    Halo reach HORRIBLE!

  • @Android0891  LOL!!

  • You can make a good game without scandal the other game. This is just not necessary .

  • 6 people hate hot dogs...

  • Epic's idea of quality - dick and pussy jokes are an acceptable alternative to good writing.

  • @igngig Because a cardboard cutout like the Master Chief who never talks at all is so much better.

  • demos awesome!!

  • This trailer has nothing to do with Halo and it is not a competitor to Halo just because they are both FPSs... Thats like saying Chips Ahoy and Oreos are competitors because they are both cookies. They may not work together but they are too different to be compared arbitrarily. Plus, bonus points for cactus impalement? Hell yeah!

  • @Balogma EXTRA Bonus points for cactus impalement followed by hot dog impalement? HELL FUCKING YEAH!

  • @Balogma Although I do agree with you partially, it's quite obvious that this is a parody of Halo

  • @Balogma

    what in the fuck? all FPS's are competitors...to deny that is just ridiculous. And yes chips ahoy and oreos are competing as well... wtf? Which retards voted this crap up

  • @majinga623

    What I'm saying it people shouldn't be trying to compare any FPS to another like one is BETTER. Of course you may LIKE it better but I prefer pre-made classes and a lack of emphasis on jumping. Ergo, I prefer Modern Warfare over Halo. I might First Person Shooters but I prefer realism, just like I prefer cookies with chocolate chips. Oreos are similar but they are distinctly different.

    Please see all I want is the bashing to stop, enjoy your videos/music/game console, no hatin'

  • fag... dont mess with halo D:< ... damn, i still love this game

  • i liked the end :D

  • i love halo and all but this was really funny :) nice job EPIC hope to work with you guys soon :)

  • Ujelly our Bulletstorm, Haloers.

  • WTF, Jack from Tekken 5? !

  • Epic fail...at the end when graysons hand light sup because it's his leash glove.....it's on the wrong hand, l2demo, leash is on his left hand.

  • Bad trailer, they showed his leash on the wrong hand LOLFAIL

  • I'm a Halo fan and I liked the Halo 3 advert, but this is absolutely hilarious!

    They did a great job with this!

  • Rofl it copied halo 3 but this one is hilarious

  • call me a bitch but the halo 3 one brought tears to my eyes the first time i saw it.

    but this one made me lol

  • LooooL a funny halo tribute :) i wanna play this game now :/

  • I think this one is really really really good!

    I like how its like clay/3D and all of you haters just... just get a life.

    I DARE you make something better :/

  • This was really stupid.

  • I am a Halo fan and this is fucking funny as hell. I can't wait for this game.

  • What the fuck was that ?? That was the stupidest fucking IM Gonna stab you im gonna fucking stab you !!!

  • @lekft AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! WHY ARE YOU GOING TO STAB HIM!!!!

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha getting shot in the crotch

  • thumbs up if you think the new thumbs design is gay!

  • i think some of those shells are actualy ...Hotdogs

  • that was........beautiful.

  • What's With ALL the Hot dog's

  • halo fans, u mad?

  • @teamtagaly1 No

  • @teamtagaly1 not really i laughed

  • @teamtagaly1 They mad..

  • @teamtagaly1 not really

  • @teamtagaly1 actually i dont :D

  • @teamtagaly1 No, I think it's just funny.

  • @teamtagaly1 not at all

  • @teamtagaly1 no why? faggot.

  • I liked the Halo one more, was this suppose to be funny??

  • @REXDEX360

    Its a parody dumbfuck

  • @REXDEX360 That's because the Halo one was much more dramatic and longer.

  • @REXDEX360

    Duh?

  • @REXDEX360 halo called, they wanted that blowjob you offered

  • @kyron1998 :D

  • @REXDEX360 yes -_-

  • @worldofwarcraft600 I have sixteen likes :D I feel ESPUSHUL!

  • @REXDEX360

    u mad ?

  • HOT DOGS

  • This comes out the same day as Killzone 3.. sorry Cliffy, but I need my Killzone fix..

  • @Ostnizdasht206 KILLZONE IS FUCKING SHIT

  • whats with the hot dogs?

  • 0:23 also ich will NICHT so sterben ^^

  • Mhh irgend wie muss ich an Halo denken... ^^

  • ach, ist das das game, wo man auf kreativste art und weise töten muss?^^

  • @Arishava ja

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