Long Distance Relationship - What Should I Do?

[detroits1finestgirl]

yea she is living her parents life.

[ace1two2]

Simple solution for long distance. The guy calls his girlfriend and masturbates. He ejaculate in a test-tube and the places it on an ice box. Calls local courrier and sends it as urgent to the girl. When she receives it, depending on her cycle she places it on the refrigirator. When the time is right, she warms it up on microwave for two minutes. The she insert the tube inside her vagina. Then the girl calls him cause she is on fertile days, and no birth control. Or, just use the courrier guy!

[TheMorganRawr]

LMAO

[giadalover]

ok i live in MI and she lives in CA on we have been talking on the internet for i think more then 6 month and she really like me and so do i should i move to CA

HELP ME O i am 19 and she is in her 40's

[smokesar]

hell no

[Backhymen]

Shes a cradel robber run for the hills and find a girl ur own age

[PhilliesBlaze1]

@Backhymen lol

[cheikydevil]

She's totally playing you. Don't move.

[PhilliesBlaze1]

@cheikydevil y

[RoflStomp13]

ROFL WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID?!!

[Blindshooting]

If you have the money yes. Age shouldnt matter in a relationship LOL

[ha6464]

I say run fast the other way! I think that, once the novelty of fresh love wears off, you'll need (need, not just want) someone closer to your age, ideals, and mindset.

[Riotgunner19]

rofl i agree with smokesar... hell no

[Riotgunner19]

agree with smokesar HELL NO!

[jerah197]

i think that if they are in a serious relationship ... i.e. they want to get married someday... she has to stick to whatever she wants with her bf, not what their parents think. cause if she gets married to this guy she wont be living with her parents anyway

[g0ferboy]

Great question. Great answer.

[HugeousErectus]

Paul kind of has that mixture of James Lipton (Inside The Actors Studio) and that doctor fella who gets everything wrong and is always made fun of.

He has that dazed "what the hell am I doin' here?" look on his face.

Dan reminds me of Charles Grodin in 'The Heartbreak Kid' and Jenn... well, I have several good reasons to point out, but I won't because it's '2' obvious.

[Theflash94585]

hey.. why doesnt the big guy have his own drink?

[aznhomboi]

do a barrel roll

[obamaftwyeah]

LOL DO A BARREL ROLL

[angelsbabymj]

i know what she's going thru kinda...I am dating a military man that lives 6 hours away and soon wants us to move in with each other. I have twins and live like 5 mins from my mother and step father and kinda worried about moving to far away. But also he has twin daughters that live 4 hours away so if if we get a palce close to my mom like I am now then he will be 2 hours away from his daughters instead of 4 hours...Hard decisions...

[vgb]

well.. im with my boyfriend for 3 years and the same his half an earth distance away from me. Even our daily time zone are different. We only meet every half a year and talk on phone everyday. We both love each other very much. Sometime I will send gift to let him feel that im always there for him. Nothing can put us apart, no matter it distance or time or people. We are planning to live together soon, it a wish come ture and there after.. marry.

[wheateater]

Wow I had not idea how popular you were until I saw you on the ranking/advertising site. Congrats.

[jacquelaguerre]

this girl wants it both ways. she wants to live w/ her bf (i know dan hates abbrs) and w/ her parents. you can't keep moving back and forth b/w the two. pick one, woman!

[buzzy0016]

u stole introducing music of hotforwrds!how dare you?

[truewolfen]

notice dan looking down and looking sad when paul said "your parents are going to pass on at some time"

your worried about that huh dan? :(

[herewatchingutube]

She needs to sit down and think about her priorities. I know for me - I would stay with my parents because family is the most important thing in my life. I know my list of priorities...1) Family 2) Friends 3) Boyfriend. And nothing is going to change that. I dont put too much value on a relationship because they come and go as frequently as bus stops, whereas family (and your extremely good friends) are always there for you and love you no matter what. :)

[g0ferboy]

You not putting value on relationships is probably why they come and go so frequently. You are prioritizing things right, but just because you put time into a relationship doesn't mean that you have your priorities wrong.

[herewatchingutube]

Oh no...by all means I wasnt trying to imply that she had her priorities wrong, I just think that she needs to sit down with herself to see what she finds important in her life. I applaud anyone who is in a successful relationship, I really do, but its just not something I am into at this time. Maybe I will change my mind in the far distant future...but I dont see it changing any time soon. ^_^

[g0ferboy]

oh, gotcha. :D

[yahboy25]

They shouldnt be with eachother.

[67mustangreg]

They don't work. Period :(

[imassbbfan]

If you're not the person who likes long distance relationships then try and find someone closer and when you do get out, unless the male/female can meet you soon.

I don't mind long distance relationships, I always have the intention on meeting up witht he person though.

[milesrulezz]

first comment pretty cool

[HeartBreakKid1987]

lol