Assassidate - Episode 1

[EvylPrinceCharming]

Kate-Is he cute?

David-he wouldn't last a second in the battle field of ragna-something

Kate-so he is cute

[murphysmommy]

Hysterical! I'd expect nothing less from David or Kate Hewlett!

[Pmagent2013]

I need a dogs breakfast 2. Hewlett is amazing, one of my favorite actors

[VOOK64]

David Hewlett as Dr Rodney McKay in EVERYTHING PLEASE.

[gmajor]

Just shows what you can do with little or no money and loads of talent and cleverness.

[Weert8]

Awesome.

[scientistninjaartist]

.......warlock magic??......



[bquidi4672]

This is pretty cool. I do miss Atlantis. 

[BabyGaga86]

oh my god - you guys are so funny!!! MORE PLEASE :D

could you somehow include Baz in the video and maybe some SG people !?!?1 xx

[Cybertommy2009]

(How long has this been going on?) We want more! So funny!

[trublud92]

Yay for AWKWARDNESS!!!!

You two are a gold mine!!!!!

David, what's that on your face??

[schenermansam]

Nicely done, I must say, it's good seing you guys do what you do best!

[8Cate]

So awesome!! Can't wait for then next episode!!

[gravelady]

i love this soooooo much!

[shortandplain]

LOL,,,you cut it off tooooo soooon,,which bra looks best on me,,,SON,,,lol

Looking forward too your next installment.;)

[MrStargatefan101]

get EP.2!!!

[Jedi40]

You need to get Joe Flanigan and Jason Momoa in on this. They could have accounts on your "website"

[llamacanyouhearme]

Bloody Marvelous !

[paranormalskyhunter]

I love it! lol

Good Luck!

[ikoronduka]

lol

[biggermama]

Aw, David looks so purdy with his makeup. LOL!

[twaychiya]

All I could concentrate on was the magnificient make-up :D

[moarajuliana]

LOL Não entendi porra nenhuma mas tem o David Hewlett então é genial

[Dmi3Animation]

Laughing out loud!!!!

awesome! Waiting for more!

[SG1Danny]

More more more more!! Need more Assassidate!!!!

[jamesdreeves]

More please (and thank you).

[GeoiMD]

Need.... More.... Assassidate!

Please, please, please... Pretty please with a lemon on top! ;-)

[kjb0313]

MORE please!! I'd love to see episode 2!

[Overlordrat1]

...nothing but amazing. keep up the good work.

[sweetphillychsteak]

Solid!!! Just heard about this on Space (Can)Love to see much more, & longer eps. I've no doubt if they can keep up the quality, & stretch it to 22min they'd get their own t.v. show.

[nugmeister]

haha this was AMAZING!!! Brilliant and funny! Can't wait for more!

[BrianMcLeodYoung]

Hilarious! But not surprising with David and Kate involved! Wish my sister and I were as talented! lol Cannot wait for the next episode!

[StarSancFar]

Hahhaa!! I love the dry humour! It's so you two! :D Can't wait till the next!! *fingers crossed for a next ep*

[Andrewheales]

Amazing ! Loved it ! Thank you both for entertaining your fans with this top draw comedy.

[gedman1006]

errr dave.... why is planet of the apes a tag?

[nugmeister]

@gedman1006 Because he was in Rise of the Planet of the Apes!

[FructusSum]

final something new from you David lookinf forward to more

[Cilver007]

This was awesome! haha, keep them coming!

[MissNerdy85]

i kinda like his make up. is that weird? naa don't think so

[AnnieB1955]

Absolutely love this!!

[TheBrainpanChannel]

This is AWESOME! So witty in a very Hewlett kind of way. I see that those prosumer cameras David wanted for a Dog's Breakfast came into use here. The video looks great and the humor is even better. Can't wait to see more.

[TJuk1980]

Sorry, but not funny, not remotely funny. Flat and poorly paced. And you'd think Hewlett would be bored of playing the same old grummy lame nerd and show he has some range.

[ActuallyLiam]

Amanda Tapping should play Pam and David Nykl should play the perfect man. It'd be so funny having the band back together.

[ohsillymelly]

His warlock magic would work on me :P

[ToscaTV]

I love the Hewletts! More laughs in 3 minutes than some (so called) comedy shows have in an entire season. Bravo!

[photofaery]

I love it when you two (three) work together! A Dog's Breakfast anyone?? <3

[Maurerk1]

missed the technobabble 

[gwbarnes]

I loved this! More! When do we get Episode 2???

[dedmenmiller]

mckay

[JJHulaOfficial]

awesome love it!!!

[MrStargatefan101]

evey time i watch it i go crazy! 

[OlafurNeal]

I've watched this so many times, I love it!

[CaptainPeregrine]

David, I LOVE you. Everything you do makes a day just that little bit better. Thank you and Kate (and Jane!) for doing this! I can't wait for more!... Please? :D

[skrapmetal]

I'm SOOOOOOOOO freakin happy to see a new vid David, you made my crappy day awesome!

[MrReznor]

I keep watching this over and over...when is the TV show coming?!?!?!!?

[shaun8pickles]

miss watching sga with McKay

[shortandplain]

YEP! ...Need more,,,,,LOL ;)

[wyltrini]

so very funny......very Rodney McKayish.......keep it up and good luck to Kate and David. Miss seeing Hewlett on tv(except for reruns of course).

[ohaman17]

i miss him on tv

[Laurielism]

Funny and awesome! Looking forward to the next installment. :)

[encchick2]

Two favorite lines: Kate's "Awww. You're gonna be alone forever." *smile* AND "Ugh, You really don't do yourself any favors, do you?" *grimace* Kate Hewlett, you beautiful, hilarious, acid tongued goddess, will you marry me? Um. Ya know, if I were a dude? ;)

[hwilson1997]

so f#cking funny - love both of your sense of humor - miss is so much - loved #RageOfTheYeti on @syfy last Sat nite - #onlyiftheyhadastargate reference - yeah - McHewlett is still in there thank the Gate! xoxo @hwilson2009 twitter - 

[jiafjioawefjio3f9034]

Haha this is so funny

[gpinkfairy]

Brilliant, really funny

[ohsillymelly]

Lmao, awesome <3

[johnhmaloney]

Hilarious, I loved it.

[icss100]

you two together are awesome really funny

[LeesaPerrie]

LOL!! This is great - I want to see more!! I also want to see more of both of you on telly - even if it's not as Rodney and Jeannie

[DistantLight96]

@LeesaPerrie Zalinka: Mackay is back!

Rodney: would you stop that i was never gone!

:)

[LeesaPerrie]

@DistantLight96 LOL! I love Rodney and Radek together - such fun!

[socknitster]

No one does angst like David Hewlett!

[ancestorscher]

I loved the conference call but cringe when a sister calls her brother Loser for whatever reason!!! I want to see more of the real you Rodney I mean David....

[stinkypitz0005]

"If only my warlock magic worked in this Troplesphere" Unfortunately you'll have to junction that and draw the ability to even work your Warlock spells. Then actually move your ass out of your house. It's got Silence perma-cast into it.

[GeoiMD]

Good luck with the pitch today, you guys! We so NEED to have you back on telly! It's a crime against humanity to deprive us of this level of pure AWESOME!

Also, I've begun replacing the word "genius" with "Hewlett". Like, "Dude, that was so Hewlett!"

[Paloosa15]

I'm not a gamer, but you don't have to be to appreciate the wickedly witty verbal jousting in this hilarious episode!! Can't wait to see the next one!

[marcosmyros]

Looks promising.  Mom sounds hot

[AlexofAtlantis]

@IceBlueENT youtube wont post a long winded Atlantis/Universe/SG-1 post. So in short: 'heart of worlds apart' is a SciFi webseries in development. I like the looks of it, maybe you wil too.

[KillerBrig]

Ah. I love it. Thank you sir and madam for being entertaining amongst the hordes of drooling fools that congregate on this website.

[dsdowns001]

David loved the 1st episode, keep them coming and good luck with the pitch Monday.

[384DeLuXe]

Greetings from Germany, i love the Hewletts.

°Carlos°

[459Dragonlord]

RODNEY MCKAY-I mean...DAVID HEWLETT!...akward....

[N00BATR00P3R]

@IceblueENT, I agree! SGU is good, but nothing compared to SGA!

[thespiansmc]

i turned the volume up to full in both youtube and on my computer, and can barely hear it. not watchable because of that.

[samysasy419]

@thespiansmc I hear it fine, must be something wrong on your end.

[MrReznor]

Assy ass date.....hehehe

[EverythChelseaMusick]

Please let there be more!

[Squallzy13]

Thumbs up if you tried going to assassidate[dot]com

[AnariaZanyr]

This is great. I hope there will be more :)

[Kdvb1]

That was great! Can't wait to see the next one. ;-)

[NinjaApe]

This looks great! Now if you can get some old StarGate world cameos...

[CristineGasser]

brilliant! so funny, more more more!

[cybermods]

epic. :D

[speedbmp]

Love the ending flail: NO VIDEO FUNCTION PLS XD

[kurtisFL]

OH GAWD . 

[OmarPutzu]

awesome, can't wait for more.

[fakeaccount663]

its not alone forevere its forever alone get it right bitch

[GenericBluElite]

wow this has a lot of likes

[holytube]

Your 'Fuzzy Logic Algorithym Companion Compatipility IDentification' system is really encroaching on my 'Linear Inclusive Matrix Permutation' system. My sister will be in contact with your sister in the very near future.

[Fishmonger1966]

LOL Make more!

[HiddenPoet13]

Oh my gosh that was awesome. I have missed your videos.

[stargatetom]

This was cool and funny. Will be back for the next installment. Thanks Hewletts.

[chronos1981]

Thank you for dropping the frame at the end of this clip no one needs to see that. Just finished watching a season 6 SG-1 episode with McKay. Miss both you two. Hope for a Dogs lunch and supper trilogy.

[starg8tcontrol]

I love you guys especially you david you are the best and I can't wait to see episode 2, You are the greatest luv ya:)

[SherwoodForestMaiden]

OMG!!! totally funny!!! thanks for making me laugh today.

[Whitherthen]

That's an impressive bald spot you've cultivated, there, D! ;) And Kate just keeps getting more and more beautiful -- how is that possible?

[Sulien77]

Oh man, I hope this gets picked up as a regular series by a network! This is hilarious!

Thanks, guys, it's great to see you on screen again. *g*

[miscbills]

It great, great sibling chemisty together.

[DeadYakisobaNoodles]

Kate, you are so beautiful!!!!!

[tubehellcat]

"Pam left me" - "YESSS!!!" << that was just so lol! But the best part: the technobabble, no one can do that like McHewlett ;-D

[chronos1981]

@tubehellcat Ya technobabble just put McKay and Daniel Jackson together no need for any other cast members. They had 90% of the dialog anyway.

[tubehellcat]

@chronos1981 If it were for me, I could watch a whole 45min. episode only with those two babbling - add a good dose of Carter and you got the perfect dish ;-D

[RedNik83]

You know you're having a good day, when the biggest dilemma you're having is deciding which of the Hewlett siblings you find more amusing. :) Don't worry, David... thanks to Stargate Atlantis, you will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart.

[TheChristChris]

Ass ass i date. Haha. Wait.. What??

[FlutteringEliza]

haha, I just love this video. Was laughing through the whole thing. I want more. :) Always great to see you two together, you make a great comedy pair!

[edwardrow]

Hahaha love this.

[MacGyverinSpace]

Funny banter, a little dull but all my experience is of the entertainment arts are from the viewer perspective. Which means I know that this could develop into a very entertaining rage-filled argument...

Fine I can't hide it, I was also linked here from Gateworld and I ALSO would like to hear Iain argue RPG rules with some nerd, possibly an eastern european accent.

Does common law cohabitation division of assets cover software inventions? What if I make a company?

[JeffyGermaine]

Funny! Wicked makeup Sir David- but I think earthy tones would look better. Try green? xp

[stey70]

Awesome. So good to see you guys working together again :-)

[SuddenlyIseepickmeup]

It's good to hear your voice again David. :D

[tehtron]

@h0rrid Better with some more hair. Sucks being bald doesn't

Either you look 35 with hair or look 45 with head totally shaved :(

[shaun8pickles]

David Hewlett is awesome, but miss him most on SGA.

[starrylizard]

Ha! Hilarious! Hope there's more soon. :)

[sweeneybird]

"You lost me, Pam, and everyone with an ounce of self-respect at LARP." Hee!

Side question -- who did David's 'make-up', and is he shooting in Baz' room? Also, Kate, you look gorgeous.

[eurekaphysicists]

I miss stargate atlantis!!! And you should make another dog's breakfast with more cast of Atlantis! It's fun to watch all of you guys together in other videos!

[SpencerRichard]

This is hilarious and awesome. More please...



[SlasherFilmGirl]

Absolutely love the two of you! In everything you do!

[krysalys73]

David & Kate, you continue to amuse me with your awesomeness. You two remind me of, well, me & my brother.

Also, David? You can never complain about your hair, as you STILL have more than my husband Jason. What is it about men with full heads of luscious locks when they're young, and then they lose the majority by 40? Ah well, the shaved look is still hot.

I'm glad Assassidate isn't real, or my brother might never have married. ;) Even now I wonder at how he's managed to bag a hottie AND breed.

[VesperDEM]

AWESOME!!!

[PeiceofEight]

David, you need to do more. I know you must be extremely busy but I love your acting. You have a great grasp on all things media from idea development to writing to directing to acting to marketing, but it is the ACTING I want more of. I want to see more you acting out your concepts and stories. Get someone else to help do your marketing so you can do more of the rest.

[alternate522]

LOL

[pinkdiamondsq]

Bwahaha!

Someone give this man a show!

[Funnie913]

Loved it! Bring on the next one

[KatMorgan]

Love it



[scarletacm]

sweet

[Nerdinvadereve]

LOL !!!! omg so good hahah larping sooooo cool !_!

[PUFFandRUFFLE158]

LMAOOOO! When's the next episode coming out?!? Is that actually ur guys' mom talking?

[heidileigh1979]

Love it! You guys are both great!!

[yeahjesse]

(not that you're not both always great)

[yeahjesse]

Ugh, you two are so great when you work together, this is awesome.

[Darius3431]

THIS IS SO FUNNY!!



[ZGoten]

Yes! Mr. and Mrs. Hewlett are back!

[trueaims]

Please give us more of this! Snarky, witty fun :)

[e10byagrue]

keep it coming.

[CrowdedInHere]

Great stuff. Hope there's more to come!

[boompsie]

some funnyass sheeyattt right there - although I feel kinda bad b/c when I think about it, hypothetically speaking, I'd probably find out that my husband wouldn't match up too closely to my Oblivion and Skyrim Dark Elf battlemage-type character. So "Assassidate" would not be good for any gamer in a relationship to play :p

[ShadowHighGuard]

That was awesome! I can't wait to see more.

[gwbarnes]

This was great! You are both funny! Also, Im totally in love with Kate! I think shes amazingly beautiful!

[UndokBeka]

Awesome stuff. Need. More. Now. :D

[IceBlueENT]

I need Star Gate back, i cant keep watching reruns forever !

[PhobicGamer]

Love it! You guys are so adorable and funny. Looking forward to the next ep!

[zmatuje]

You guys are crazy! Love you both :D

[hoosierred41]

I can only imagine the Christmas dinners. You two are the funniest sibling team out there.

[jj22etc]

Haha nice. Can't wait to see the next one! :D

[MegsVideoBlog]

Oh my gosh, it's great to see you guys again! It's like...there was a hole in my soul...and now it's all better. Thanks so much you two, keep 'em coming! (=

[SnoopysOtherBird]

finally we see them again,

[klharris391]

Well done, siblings! Too cute, makes me miss SGA all the more.

[spigozzo]

Well I'm hooked...when's the next episode?!

[omnious756]

Ok... just found my new addiction. Thanks for making being an addict a GOOD thing! Keep it up!

[kamilfrancoolczak]

Jesus

[looneyngilo2]

Oh, God, you guys are perfect. I love you. :) BEST SIBLINGS EVER. :)

[tweetyericsson]

That's just fucking great. It took me years to do so, but I got used to your absence. And then I watched this. Thanks a lot Hewlett. You need to star in a TV comedy series. Both of you. Seriously.

[icss100]

that was awesome

[matt510245]

Awesome David! Only 1!!!!! dislike keep them coming!

[davie765]

made me laugh :)

[SimbiAni25]

Ahaha, David as soon as you started talking, I was just like, maan I've missed your voice! ;P //random weird comment LOL seriously, losing your snarky adorkableness in regular epic space adventures has left a sad, empty spot where SGA used to be.. it just isn't the same without the Carson/Rodney/Sheppard trio! ❤ I implore you guys to perhaps seek any regular or recurring guest roles in White Collar, Supernatural, Hawaii Five-0, NCiS, Doctor Who, etc.. let them kno you are totally "in-demand"! ;D

[Crystalyte]

The most hilarious 3 minutes of my life. Seriously. Please keep this going. I'll be a fan forever! XD

[shylamerrin]

Can't wait for the next one! You two are always hilarious together. Episode of SGA with the two of you were among my very favourites and 'A Dog's Breakfast' was a great movie! Waiting at the edge of my seat for the next one XD

[ZzMattizZ]

'that assy... ass date you told me about' xD they're hilarious

but i didn't get why does he have that make up...

[AuroraClass]

Totally worth it! Love the end! You guys crack me up!

[jutau]

You(pl.) entertain me =D.

[Urannshi]

This was completely worth the wait for a new vid.

[Nyxycodone]

The universe has become a better place solely based on the existence of this. I applaud you you both! Also .... gimmy moar!!

[SGACarsonBJohnShep98]

Lol hilarious!