Celebrity Interview with Jerry Seinfeld

[pistachioguy]

Hahaha! These are just great!

[LordValor001]

I wish i had his job to be able to cuss out anyone you want to on live tv UGH GOD! that would rule

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

@LordValor001 Especially when you consider the "anyone" are hollywoods greatest, eastwood, will smith, barbara walters, imagine sitting around a camp fire telling people you told al the people to buy you dinner before fucking you! Best job in the world.

[greenfairies13]

Thanks for healing me.

[OhLea17]

Is this shit even real? Lol. 

[00s00m]

@OhLea17 No. It's an ongoing bit on the show.

[EPSWhiz]

Seinfeld is a worthless piece of POOP! He always talked like his mouth was full of it! Jerry, you could learn from Mark Twain of 1858: " It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt; also learn from Abe Lincoln of 1860: "Better to remain silent and be though a fool than to speak and remove all doubt"..

[TANNERGRN]

JERRY WASTED HIS TIME...BIG TIME!

[railpressureflip]

That was not even close to funny. It was rather try hard.

[rubbersoul420]

awesome

[macewindex]

Alan Kalter watched this 154 times.

[yoorheinez]

this one is the best

[alpop850]

Jerry's expression after he's dumped is priceless!!!

[Agadalif]

Alans finger at 1:50 is just pure gold

[frbjoern]

OK Folks! What do you expect? This is Hollywood and you know who the moral Dwarfs are who run that Cesspool! Question for: thehackneyaccount and kirbygene. Do you have children? I hope not! Because if you do or will have in the future, what a moral tragedy for them that would be!

[diamondssjordan]

@frbjoern Oh lighten up bone head.

[frbjoernLA]

@diamondssjordan Very observant! The Scull is indeed composed of bone structure to protect the Brains amongst other things. But in your case it is obviously not necessary since you do not need Cranial bone structure to protect hot air!!!

P.S. Sorry! I couldn't resist that response. The real truth is that we are all God's Creatures and He loves us weather you or I like it or not!

[sira525]

BEST!!! LOL....

[oneawesomefreak1]

LMFAO! THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!

[UkeTube]

"And you joke boy, next time buy me dinner before you screw me... would you remember that? Or you'll be telling your little 'knock-knock' jokes door to door you goofey looking motherf@cker "

[Grisha1994]

AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALAN KALTER?

[mt901k]

Besides Barbara Walters, Jerrys the only one that plays along in these Celebrity interviews

[aidzz69]

thats fucking gold.

love alan kalter

[wtfmickey]

that was actually pretty good acting! Way to go Alan!

[BilginEnes]

this is all becasue of Andy Kaufman

[TheDaddyCokes]

Awesome

[gregliples]

Love it

[SP00Ktaculer]

Lol best interview ever ! !

[924142707]

Awesome!!!

[sureiguess1]

dude sketch or not i was laughin my ass off

[xxsoundofsilencexxx]

alan kalter is a badass

[FastJimmy1]

BIG RED

[eltranced]

this was the best AK's sketch

[elbrownyyy]

goofy-looking motherfucker HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[Kwazkneeack]

Probably one of my favorite sketchs on Lettermen next to small town news and will it float. Still sad that they got rid of the segment!

[Lardawan]

@Kwazkneeack What?! What?! They did? That's too bad... I loved it when it came on on the programme.

[thedavecorp]

That rage looked...a little too real.

[mt901k]

Best of the Alan Katler's celebrity interviews

[jhaul21]

monkey heart haha

[bigbosscentral90]

seinfeld seems like a cross between letterman and leno when he was funny. he makes leno esque observations with a smart everyman personna but with lettermans new york sensibility and thirst for innovation.

[PowerfulDragon]

@bigbosscentral90 jayvid lenoman.

[yuckotheclow]

That get;s funnier every time I watch it!

[asku23]

this passes for comedy??? god!

[Gaffapediahus]

BIG RED FTW

[oosanjay]

"And you Joke Boy! Next Time, you buy me Dinner before you screw me - would you remember that?! ...Or you'll be telling your little knock-knock jokes door-to-door, you goofey looking mother-f*****!"

hahahahAHaHAHAaHaHaHAHahaHAAAH­AHA

[zufgh]

The biggest laugh was Jerry just sitting there at the end stunned.

[mcchargersfan]

@zufgh stunned? it was a joke jackass

[zufgh]

@mcchargersfan I realise it was a joke, you imbecile, I was simply commenting on the hilarity of Seinfeld acting stunned.

[cotybarker]

You goofy lookin muther f----

[newman20072008]

it was all set up LOL

[ReallyGoodFeting]

''you goofy looking motherfucker'' haha

[ChErRyaVe20pK]

did he died?

[sportsandbeer]

Alan Kalter is probaly one of the most underated comedians.

[joebstarsurfer]

haha so obvios set up .

[mustbejames1]

damn this dudes wi'lin out

[kolberg462]

If this is real its unbelievable! You dont get to see anything like this on german television. XD

[robonez]

\m/

G O L D ! ! !

LOL!

[AvgDude]

LOL!!!

[MrJerryscool]

does anyone know if this is real? or fake?

[RemNightFal]

@MrJerryscool its real

[grumpytosnowwhite]

LOL. Just LOL. Best thing I've seen on Late Night for a long time. And Jerry's face...just LOL. I love how they all played along -- and the audience totally knew it was a set-up.

[markvz]

Alan Kalter takes being a complete asshole to an art form comparable to Da Vinci or Milton.

[Ecksntrick8]

No, it's a bit.

[paganizonda89]

lol

[yoda19hack]

Hell yeah dude

[NorwegicusOnAstick]

Alan kalter is a genius :D

[jammyjo610]

joke boy ...lol

[cattiguen]

hahahahah XD

alan kalter = pure win

[DACHAGS]

omg this shit is funny...

look at jerrys face 1:58 lol.

lmfaol!!!

[bosskecar1]

WTF?

[str8crayon]

theres only a handful of celebrities that ever reach the status of the greatness. peeps u dont see all the time in the tabloids or anything like that. Seinfeld is one of them, along good company like will smith, leo dicap, etc... cats like dat be famous for the rest of they life

[metalguyn]

i bet a million bucks you are a nigger

[sk30l]

why do you think is that? fact is the greatest celebrities are from ???????? origin.

[qqwwerttyy]

lol , was that guy seious? or he is just fking around? but its funny lolll

[wesj1989]

Now THAT'S original...and very funny!! Kind of makes up for all the times these late night guys kiss celebrities asses during interviews. And bravo to Jerry Seinfeld for playing along!

[BemusedTigerToo]

ur a sap

[FilipM1]

"... you senile bitch!" Hahaha :D

[KornEvanFan24]

reminds me so much of Andy Bernard from the Office

[floberg431]

Classic! Great bit. Applaud the writers! Hilarious.

[TomFromCanada]

This is funny? I love Letterman but man he's hurting now

[maxtubeaccount]

sucked

[kirk7524875248]

And this was after Dave had heart surgery! "I'll tear that monkey heart out of your chest, I'll shove it down your fucking throat!" I know it may sound offensive to some, but to Dave and millions of us, that is one of the best situational comedy lines EVER!!! Ha ha!

[ZeekyBoogyDoog]

That is EXACTLY how it went!

:D

[Hexinvir]

how exactly is this an interview?

[HUTINAK]

That's the funny...it never makes it to an ian interview. Alan's always losing it

[chaingangsergeant00X]

Is it just me, or does Alan Kalter look an awful lot like Rorschach?

[eeelick]

i was thinking the same thing

[beatlesthe]

best letterman moment ever

[mac163]

right on alan! thats the way to deal with jerry! that anti dentite bastard!

[Egide0]

ouch

[justlookizzle]

oh. i thought it was real. he looked really angry. i hope it was a sketch. but he did cuss a lot.

[HaloHans5]

I think Jerry Seinfeld looks a bit like Mark Knopfler.. =D

[whamfan87]

Good call!  He does!

[sportsandbeer]

This one is def the best!! Alan is a legend

[thehackneyaccount]

To the people who don't realize this is a sketch, you're all morons.

[RIPmyers]

LOL, yeah...that was all planned lol but it was funny though.

[iaffe]

Very well put! :))

I love it when they don't get it and start having intense discussions on whose side they should be:))

Like Mark Wahlberg threatening Andy Samberg on Jimmy kimmel or Matt Damon getting angry on Jimmy Kimmel...

Really now...how dumb can you get?

[tweek1133]

hahaha

WRANGER RAGE!

[dalongbong]

my god i thougth this was fake in the begining...lololol

[IsaacTheGuitarGuy]

jerry is like Wtf is happening

[NZscouser]

i don't think Jerry knew what was happening. lol

[kirbygene]

WOW Lots of really dumb comments here. It was obviously a set-up routine, genuises

[jimisvoodoochild]

I'm not sure about that. I am not a huge Letterman fan, but isn't cursing like that on TV, no matter how late it is, bad for the FCC?

[suckithardnfast]

Fuck the FCC. Also you can say whatever you want after 2 AM. And they bleeped out most of them so it doesnt matter

[jimisvoodoochild]

Oh, ok. Thanks!

[matteoprez]

it's hilarious how people don't get set-up sketches. That was hilarious though.

[nickmordo]

@kirbygene True. But you are the idiot who can't spell "genius."

[rightcomment]

r they in the same site ??

[MrThomasthemonkey]

what a dumb fuck

[olias88]

haha you'll be telling knock knock jokes door-to-door you goofy looking motherfuck

[aek2008]

hahahahaha very funny lol !!! leterman roox !!

[jimbeam455]

the band seemed to know when to start playing so it looks more like a skit to me...

[ManWitoutName]

What crawled up his ass and died?

[Slurfs]

What exactly got this dude pissed off?! I fail to see what letterman did wrong!

[AdudenamedKemp]

it was probably something letterman did on the show before the video started.

[DrCruel]

Been wanting to say the same thing to Letterman for years.

[mookie764]

if you dont see this as comedy gold, go back to watching your Earnest saves xmas special 2 disc collectors dvd and stay in the shallow end of the pool!

[vanparty]

mookie....LMAO......great comment

[Corbo905]

ahahah this is great

[awkwardface]

not even funny, people should have booed his ass

[jasonmailley]

Of course it is a sketch dude. . . You should be ashamed of asking THAT !

[bullettoothburrows]

is this real?, did he actually loose it?

[Szaam]

Lol. I really wasn't expecting that.

Man, Jerry Seinfeld's got a face you just wanna fucking punch.

[MrGuyInGreen]

THIS IS AWESOME!

[danocromatic]

hhaahahaha!

[Inv4derxXx]

they forgot to censor BITCH @ 1:32

[Mrster]

Bitch and Son of a bitch isn't censored on TV anymore.

[08WSChamps]

wait is tht real or was it a set up, i didnt see it when it aired nor have i been following lettermen in a while. i hope its not a stupid question im just not sure y he wuld get pissed off, what was he talking about and wa did david do b4 2 piss him off? lol jerry's face.

[08WSChamps]

ignore my comment i feel like a fuckin idiot, its all part of the skit, wow i havent watched letterman in a while. my bad i feel like an idiot lol

[steppenwolf95]

I've seen several vids and the texts is always the same more or less. It's funny once but....

[OhElvira]

the ususaly do it in intervals that are far enough apart that it's still funny.

i love Alan Kalter. Whatever happened to Rupert? He hasn't been on much lately.

[disapearingblox]

id totally do seinfeld

[4c00h]

they should get crazy joe davola on his ass haha

[MitsoukoLady]

Love the look on Jerry's face!

[froggymicwop]

haha! jerry's face!

[greengoose06]

Alan kalter is the funniest person on this show. Dave is a wash up

[keflar5]

i can't stand that little bald music prick, every interview show needs an annoying nasty guy to make the host look like a nice guy. I guess Letterman needs two

[maudeleon]

in laughter

[paxtonsmith]

alan kalter doesn't really strike me as funny

[maxwolfeee]

I love the point at the end when he is leaving.

[MANU3LZ]

haha is this real?

[oldschoolfan82]

you must not watch lettermen much. look up the other Alan Kalter's Celebrity Interviews. He does this in all of them.

[CamShaft200]

bahaha, Jerry just sits there motionless :P

i love it.

[serenitynow20]

HAHA all i can say is that was freaking awesome :D

[Tamayo15000]

At first I thought that this was an insult to Jerry but as it happens is part of the act , Funny though.

[irenadamienmariah]

is that not a given it was acting..lol

[toddmeister168]

What a crack up! For the people who think this was real? I feel for you.

[SBhunter]

LMAO !!!

[kregg123]

This was not a joke !!!!!

Later Dave Beat him up in the parking lot.

I heard this on the news.

[Tallyzip]

lol i love jerrys face

[evh5150316]

hey hey hey...mark this down asshole!

[SGTChuck82]

Hey you CBS bastards if you're reading this put the video with Richard Simmons flying around in a fairy costume while getting fire extinguished by Dave.

[martdelacruz]

Damn...

[tqsuited]

if alan wanted to really piss jerry off, just ask him one simple question-

"so was your show cancelled or you ended it?"

and Jerry would probably end Alan's life right there.

[evh5150316]

Of so you are one of the retards that ACTUALLY thought Jerry was pissed off at Larry King when he asked him that.

Wow you are stupid.

[tqsuited]

what are u trying to say, just an act? he looked genuinely pissed off.. his acting ability is often criticized (though i think its ok) so if that was fake what a convincing job. you arent the first person to tell me that however

[evh5150316]

Him an Larry King are friends buddy.

[tqsuited]

so what.. even friends have the occasional spat. i wouldnt doubt that they are friends. I just know anyone who calls me "buddy" is not usually a friend of mine. those kinda patronising terms - buddy, pal, mate, champ, really piss me off. but thats beside the point

[evh5150316]

I KNOW as a FACT it was a joke.

You are interpreting it WRONG.

COMPLETELY WRONG.

[tqsuited]

if it was a joke i didnt get it. I mean i could tell jerry wasn't truly upset, just a little annoyed. but wouldnt let it go seemingly.. maybe played it out a bit longer. I still think there was at least some element of truth to his outburst, not completely staged for fun. certainly i would be surprised if that was scripted as such, more improv by jerry.

[tqsuited]

But my original comment still stands either way. I reckon it wouldve got a laugh or two if alan said something like that, hopefully no one in the audience moaning "but that was a joke on larry king you idiot!"

[tyronebiggim10]

FACT eh

Then prove it.

[oldschoolfan82]

prove it eh? How about with all the other Alan Kalter's Celebrity Interviews?  It's a running gag. He does this in all of them.

[rogerklotz8]

this is hilarious!!!

[csfe00]

Fanfuckintastic!!!!

[jwhiteout]

Paxil sucks.

[baerumsverk23]

HA HA HA

[DragonBallZUncutHD]

you'll be telling your little knock knock jokes door to door you goofy looking mother fucker lol