I Hate My Life Not Really

[hottie123363]

my b day was fucking 4 days ago

[hottie123363]

my frend was 8 in this year whe 11 now

[ilaughitoff]

I just happened to be looking through all your videos and this was exactly 3 years ago!

[ZyphsMw2]

ohh shit i rated thubs up

[richoffclass]

0:27 wtf is that?



[ToshoYatsuba]

@richoffclass holyfuck i didnt notice dat

[iAteTehChoco]

Omg hahaha. Luv the ending.

[dKidLigh26]

it was on my bday

[AKABookiebaby]

Lol good day :)

[tnaownscena]

whats the intro song called? 

[kablazian]

His ninja-turtle lookin smile at the end had me dyin

[UrFavBoricua]

u can tell this its ooooold as fuck just for the fact that hes censuring his cuss words lol... or by looking at the upload date too

[MrEasy12]

Tihs is Kain's first vid and you can tell he has Come ALONG way

[cunninghamjam20]

im having a kain carter thon this man needs to get verified on twitter

[88Eprince]

kane i love what you doing. keep it up. when im mad u mad me laugh. cant wait to have a chance to meet u.

[candyapple713b]

Got The Same BDay

[dennyboo34]

we're just gonna call him Mike.............Cause that's his f**king name.

[YoungJonesy7]

The 1st Kain video, wow.

[Tiinkerbell1995]

we're just gonna call him mike cause thats his fuckin name llf

[Brooklyn1530]

What is the song please ^_^

[bubski56]

damn that shit musta been fucked up

[NerdieeStarr14]

i lovee hiss smilee ahtt 2:08 :' )

[MrColt801]

Hey man I got a quick question for you. I have my own page of videos and I have this question as a video so send me a video response to my page. Why do girls like to date assholes?

[twani01]

@MrColt801 they don't for long they just think they want it but in thhe end we find a nice guy =)

[lilkdub503]

Subscribed on the side back then, wow.

[jessicatrena]

hey kain, this trena', i just wanted to say i appreciate your videos. they answer my most random questions about men, life, daily stuff etc. and you say what comes to mind and isnt afraid of bullshit. in one vid u said why dont most ppl think like me, i said to my self i think like ya. so i feel. also keep ya head up , true fan.

[jessandsparrowx]

lol it changed from day to night and back to day....?

[3bgfvdz7]

COME ONN BLACK SANTA LOL (JK)

[d1pz9]

song in the intro, anyone?

[boomshakong]

@d1pz9 cool kids "fresher than you"

[myswaggeriz100]

BRING IT NIGGA I AINT SCARED!!

(yes i am)

[davistina1]

please brin it. i am wait so brin it. come on i am in Bucksport SC. just ask somebody and brin it. FUCK IT, I AIN'T SCARRED.

[mslovinglife100]

uh...lets just call him mike cause thats his name lol

[Kik0393]

i love the smile at the end, lol

[jbklyn76]

I WANNA DO A VIDEO WITH U PLZ

[KATENDE911]

and a legend was born

[ASHTREFISHER]

Man I Asked Dis Like 5 Times Already But Whuts Tha Name Of Dat Intro Dat Sit Tight

[ASHTREFISHER]

Lmao I Don't Kno Y But Tha Beeps Sound Funnier Den Tha Actual Cursewords

[apparent5]

Love these videos I subscribed with the first one I watched

[IDrinkBaconGrease]

I got kind of scared at the end @_@ lol

[piro632]

5 Stars? Subscribe button on the right side? Damn, this vid is old. lol

[shadxD1]

lol he sounds high all the time :P

[mzcece26]

Ur so sexy

[Therealhiphop88]

Thumbs up if you're having a "Kain Carter-thon" right now.

[h0neydimex123]

@Therealhiphop88 deadassss yo lmfao

[xoxpurple090]

@Therealhiphop88 for real!!

[SmokeDog9522]

and my lazy ass boss, were just gunna call him mike, CAUSE THATS HIS FUCKIN NAME

[3jesstin]

Ahhh one of his first videos #memories

[king95MK]

remember the time when we use to rate videos with stars***** LOOOL

[karmoncoles]

@king95MK da good old dayz lol

[chubchub345]

i guess 15 people hate there life

[chubchub345]

I fucking love the song this video help me people what's it call?

[mayoo300]

Mine screen is very small tooo!

[dudegodlike]

Ayo, i see a lot of niggas askin this, but no mf is responding, IS THIS HIS FIRST MF VIDO,???

[paradise4s]

@dudegodlike NO HE HAS WAAAAAYYY BETTER ONES HE IS HILARIOUS

[dudegodlike]

@paradise4s i know he has more and better vids, but was this his start?

[305ajkilla]

My screen is really small

[munchiie100]

@305ajkilla WAT DOES THIS HAV TO DO WITH THE VIDEO o_0

[PLRS65]

is anyone elses video screen like , really small ??

[paradise4s]

@PLRS65 YES BUT HIS OTHER VIDEOS ARENT

[topchick96]

Thumbs up if you subscribed when he got mad lol.

[kazepix]

so this Guy...Kain inspired me to make a video Blog thing and i come here to say thanks... but i cant find the letter e-mail thing, WTF man? ok kain hope you see this

Thanks for the inspiration, all ma friends been asking me to do a blog and talk about some shit so yeah... thanks again

[143Renae143]

ILUV WHEN HE LICKS HIS LIPS

[jeankaren5]

Hes freakin sexyy ;) n I love him hey my day was good

[catdaddylol]

Bro if u want to box just say so cum to little rock an get messed up :) for real

[jab97barron]

who wears a hat with a hoodie ...... by the way.... come at me bro, COME AT ME

[iiRapedCookie]

he got some bomb ass ed hardy hats ! i want one Kain !

[Cspan1986]

AYO, THIS DUDE IS HILARIOUS. BMORE STAND UP!!!

[liam1994007]

What is your job man.. your on about it in alot of your videos... cause you gotta nice house... nice house | equals nice job!

[brokenboundaries]

i realized i strtd watchin these vids since 5a.m...its 4:45 nice

[andreduffy1]

Was this his firs video

[RugaRell88]

We just gon call him Mike....CUZ THATS HIS FUCKING NAME! lmfao!

[jedariusp]

lookin for his very first upload?????? any help

[AsaBrown16]

L

I wouldnt even answer

[carebear8141224]

i lovvee his impersonations! the prostitute, mike, the boyfriend from paranormal activity...LOL.

[heyblondie09]

i have had absolutely nothing to do today and i fell upon all these videos, and literally sat here and watched almost every one of Kain's videos!!!! he is absolutely hilarious, i have definetly subscribed!!!! omgeee and him and Jerry together??....Jeeze forget abut it, new ffin "smokey" and "Craig"!!! <3

[ThisGuy0000000]

was this his first video?

[vannaranai]

he jus SSSSOOOO sexy in dem hats.. LAWD..

[miszreese]

@vannaranai girl yes!!!!!!!!!!!

[TylaTheNinja]

LOL FOR THE SMILE @ THE END LMFFFFAO

[dblockp0]

it would be so cool if u cud come to my school and suprise my friend...we stay on the phone all the time just laughing hard as fuck at your vids

[bakasadou]

11 people hate their lives

[TeddyGram32]

lmmaaooo the face at the end of the video* hahahaha...ouch my stomach.....

[TeddyGram32]

lmmaaooo the face at the end of the videos hahahaha...ouch my stomach.....

[ATG52]

Let's just call him Mike, cause that's his fucking name!

[mzsongzbaby]

yo fine ahh!!!

[gordonmessi]

PLZ TELL ME WHATS THE SONG?!

[CuteBasedChick]

Can I just say that when he puts the hat on my immediate thoughts are omg what's the phone number?????

[FaRdEdE]

You're entertaining. Thanks for putting a smile on my face :)

[nairanymonk]

he is sooo cute ^_^

[ebutuoYxreklatSXD]

what is that song? check me out ?

[mandelcorny]

this guy actually has some ill camera skills

[SephlynHermanCox]

You're pretty cool. Much success in all that you do.

[cathlic2007]

wtf was that at 0:26

[dycphoto]

@cathlic2007 he said "I always fuck that up"

[ewokboba]

@cathlic2007 Study your renaissance artists. Get educated.

[Mirks241]

that guy is superfunny!

[Badhotie9]

Yeah, we dnt wanna do anything to scare your children , thats the last thing we wanna do , we dnt wanna scare anybody haha :) . I love you kain

[NDeaaycox]

my day sucked i got to work witha slow ass bitch daily

[al3xjon3s]

Rofl.! Make Sure To Rate My Vidoe 5 Stars, And Subscribe It . .Or Iwill Look For You, Iwill Find You, And Iwll ____ Your World Up! Iwill ____ Your Wolrd ___ You ___ ___ ___ !

[extremeg12345]

cool

[AhnajiLovee]

Well im 1year &7 some months basically late .. but my day is soooo boring ! I need a life .. Welp i guess ill be watching ALL your vids today =)

[KYLEdaWICKEDclown123]

Is this his first vid

[MuggaReik]

@KYLEdaWICKEDclown123 yeah

[HayleighBoyce]

my day sucked i got blown off

[CexyCeleste]

Just call him mike- cause that's his f*kin name... lol

[misspeacefly]

pause it at 1:11 lmao

[kimeya20]

what is ur facebook pageee love

[MMMyoungsuge]

lol 2/26/09 my birthday i was broke and unemployed wish some1 called me in to work keep up the funny

[invisible3steeves]

You fucking rock, I subscribed. My day involved this grade 9 chick that's just... I dunno likes me but doesn't know shit about "dating" fuck it I don't know what to do I'm grade 11 and I don't even know it's socially "okay" to date someone that's 1.5-2 yrs younger than me

[blubuubz]

1:58 - 2:15 lol

[blubuubz]

xD lol i love ur videos xD

[W1CK3D1SLEEPIE]

hA you be fuckin up the date on all yo videos funny shyt............... u sure es not on purpose

[CocoSassBerry]

Hahaha his smile at the end :P

[SgtMozark]

Mu fucka scared my children they tried rating that shit like 20 times

[brina481]

i looove the way yu talk, nd i loved this video in the beginning how your eyes were then yur like always fuck that up LOL.

your sooo hilarious:)

[alOreOreO]

Spent my whole day at work watching all your videos laughing my face off.. hahahaha.. THAT, my friend, is how a productive work day should be spent! YOU'RE AMAZING!! YOUR VIDEOS ARE AWESOME!! HI-FIVE!!!!!

[MrCesar98lopez]

Good v

[biahpinkbarbie]

Mike check one two one two.....Mic check, one two one fucking two. HAHA my fav part!!

[TheArmyofone360]

FLASH!!!!!

[babybeautified]

Dawg I've been outa skool for a week now. And its been real jakt up cuz I'm fallin behind on assignments and I hav not seem my friends in like a minute. If I stay outa skool for rest of dis week imma just start kirkin people out cuz dats how pissed off I am rite now.

[MrLynxstar]

Too much hate on here. Can't you respect homie for his grind.? 2011 folks grow up.

[tmols2]

this was recorded on my birthday!!! Lets gooo!!

[JokermanUno]

I just sat here and watch all of your videos from top to bottom. You're crazy funny man. Wish you the best.

[thatboyd93]

You better make that money and don't let it make you lol

[Andre78955]

word man wats the name of that intro song i like it,

[Kirby4185]

last 15 seconds was hilarious to me

[MrFable93]

1:00 Great Dave Chappelle impression .

[Adorable1yaKno]

cutie pie

[metdesigns]

Hey you think I could make a video tag / intro for you. For free obviously. But more so just to promote yourself and mine. And hey maybe even give me a little shout out if you like. But using the video tag I make for you on every video you put out in the future will be promo enough.

If you got any ideas then please run them by me. If not email me at mpompey @ DesignYourSoul . com if your interested and I will shoot you back some ideas of my own + concepts.

[scruffylittlecat]

OK, baby, im a crusty (yet lovely) tough, 53-year old white street woman from Va Beach down on the Strip, who's landed a few fist hammers to a few mens' snotboxes in her life, & i avoid gettin' down like that anymore cause i don't know when to stop. But i like you. You're the only young brother i relate to & appreciate, & therefore i subscribed to you. Thanks for the crooked grins ya give me. >;D

[MrLadysman1999]

boss:Thanks for coming in i no you- kain: yo fuck u im half stoned i do have better things to do

[Wanyae23]

He has so much (S)WAG in his intro,, GREAT!!!

[kairaw16]

i had a good daY :)

[hd031]

" i will find u and i will fuck ur world up"

[beastmode9052]

the end is fucking hilarious

[AngelBabyFace10]

That shit was funny as fuck!!!!! LMAO!!!! Damn dis nigga is way to fuckin funny awww Shit!!! Lmmfao!!!!! Heehee!!!

[crazyquan911]

@3KINGZTV..me too..then i replay most of them..cuz it's juss that funni..lol

[3KINGZTV]

I have sat here and watch like half of his vids lol this nikka is hilarious! THUMBS UP if you agree

[cashmoneykidd1]

@3KINGZTV you 2? i thought i was the only one who did that kinda stuff =D

[AniaAJediNinja]

@3KINGZTV i've been doin the same thing

[nissankid1320]

cudos bro your a funny ass dude ... and you speak the truth too , you dont get that much now a days ..

[2yungtone2]

@myraclebaby sooo....u fucked it...she gave u brains....and thennnn made this rule that u cant do nuttin wit it til u wait long enuff?....get the fuck outta here...how old is u...12? dont waste his time with that shit nigguh come back wen yuh balls drop family

[uchihazsharingan]

lol funny as shit.

does anyone know the name of the song in his opening?

[Saskex2008]

LOL

i so predicted da u was gunna superman

[ZayG56]

I couldn't... I couldn't think of a better superhero.

Lmfao, his voice cracks me the fuck up.

[dele98]

"mike check one two one two.. my check one two one fuckin two" lmao

[domink002]

LMAO @ ENDING!!!!

[henry1000543]

love u dudeee

[cutiehabibi2006]

i love the smile at the end ;)

[CorieWilson]

cause thats his fuccin nammmmeeee!!!! ha ha nigga u too funny

[crazii4u09]

this nigga is funny as hell.. if it wasn't 4 my girlfriend's brother than i wudnt hv known abt this dude..

[mearthlighte]

my day was fuckin great

[gregory57481]

the flash playa

[alanique10]

i know i am a year late. but my day was wack af.

super wack.

chea.

thanks for asking

:)

[ladyfr3sh86]

Dude ur funny

[flex968]

I just got introduced to this dudes sessions. Hilarious. But this one is just OK.

[TehkProductionZ]

What happened to the video?

[superchrisbrown23]

yo u r hilarious i wil fuck your world up lmfao

[jessvh8185]

lol u rock!!!!

[MissessMalcolm]

u sound like u from baltimore.

u say tuuuu "to" yuuuuu "you"  duuuu "do"

strecthin ur u sounds like shit. : ]

[libzfinest10]

@MissessMalcolm he is from bmore.

[nharding24]

i hate when they call you in and wake you up. and then get mad at you for being tired and not working like u do on your regular days

[Brandonzuela]

lls the ending

[shanniibutterfly]

LMFAOOOO

[BaileysBabe1]

Flash wud've been a better superhero to use as the eg! lol

[glen0294]

Whats the Name of The Intro Song?

[riyahlicious]

NO I'M GONNA SUBSCRIBE, BECAUSE HE WUZ BLASTIN THE COOL KIDS :)

[ilyxmariyon]

he look lyke dave chappelle on his "mike" impression lmao XD

[KuttyKool]

You could have said Dr. Manhattan... you know blue dude from Watchmen?