"My first sexual encounter involving penetration was in junior high school with a college freshman. I didn't know left from right. He showed me how. I've never considered myself bisexual but, this is passé: I have enjoyed the comfort of men from time to time, even during my marriage with Rhonda..." Fr. p. 218 of "Last Words" by George Carlin, paperback, 320 pages (ISBN-10: 1439191107), published by Free Press, reprint ed. (Nov. 2, 2010)
Because if you think about it, people think along the same lines and tend to ask the same questions out of coincidence. I'm a magician, and I get asked the SAME questions by random people, it's natural. But, Carlin usually wouldn't do interviews unless he was plugging something and I think he would fix it so unfamiliar people and fans could get a sense of who he was and what he was selling.
@dranalli4823 That's a valid point, but you could also look at it from the same point that he is promoting his ideas, and his ideas are feeded through comedy media, dvds etc it's the online platform to get these ideas out there for people to think about
at least Keith honored George when he died, Bill O'Reily ignorantly called him a "Far left comedian"... I just wish George was around to see everything today, but you "I bet he's down there now, screaming up at us". hahaha never gets old
I do admit is funny. In that unintentional "So bad I have to laugh way" so I gotta give you that.) is enough to prove that you're just a bona fide dumb bad ass. You get an A for effort though. But that's not saying much. Try harder.
No actually I DON"T think that sums it up because it wasn't a "Pretense of courage or a false show of bravery" because this is an internet flame war you dumb ass. Nothing courageous about an internet insults and your hap handed pesudo witty persona. Once again you know nothing about the words you use.
This isn't any of that. This is just one person insulting someone else for their unintentionally laughable post as well as momentous and highly obtuse logic as well as school yard quality insults. This isn't an "Act" of bravado, more like an act of mocking you and your ill logical ramblings. You lose...yet again.
But you keep working on that. The pseudo intelectual internet douche bag persona is working quite well for you.
I'm still waiting to be impressed butch. Cause calling me RetroFuck is about as original as your insult on using George Carlin as fertilizer. Still waiting jeffe.
Well when you're right you're right. That was a mistake and it was a dumb one. Well not as bad as your hideously written sentences as well as painfully idiotic "internet slang". I mean seriously are you too lazy to actually spell OUT the word "Because"? BECAUSE only lazy dumb mother fuckers like you make short cuts to spell it out CUZ. Then again your redundancy in your sentences as well as your un-witty way you poke fun at my name is just as dumb as stupid as anything else.
The fact that you keep coming back proves how stupid and idiotic you are. You don't even know how to argue. I look forward to your next train wreck. Oh and RetroFuck? Please. Come up with something a little funnier
Not an expert on words sentences I see. Then again you being the low mentality invalid you are, that's to be expected. First you call me a told and then you call me stupid? That's the same thing you idiot. And no, your comment concerning you posting your BS over and over again is nothing more than some sad attempt at being an attention whore. Otherwise you wouldn't even care what any of us say.
PS: Was that a gay reference joke there? Wow. Really reaching the bottom of the barrel now aren't you? Spoken like a true simpleton (:. You take care now.
It's just fun to see morons post. Let's see if I can keep this going. It's always nice to hear back from idiots who hate to have their comments get a negative mark.
I find it funny that you call George Carlin fans dolt's when you're the moron that comes over and continue to repost your shit because you are too upset when somebody gave you a thumbs down. Oh your stupidity really makes me laugh. I called you an "Ignorant fuck" not to be more witty but because you are an ignorant fuck. Your grade school style of insulting as well as your petty little spamming of your idiotic comment.
You know, Carlin made a great comment about Christ. In a way, I can see why he dislike organized religion..it's how Christians act that drove him away from Christ. As a Christian, I hope I can do more to bring people to Christ.
first of all, keith olbermann is a piece of shit and nothing he says should be taken seriously. second, 80% of what george says is his act. im sure he has strong lib thoughts but when the water boils out george does his act and life goes on. i love george, keith can kiss my d ick.
Thank God! That is one less Lib to worry about. I wonder if he is doing his 10 commandments routine for God now. Maybe he is telling God his 10 commandments are a bunch of b.s. I DOUBT IT. HE IS PROBABLY CRAPPING HIMSELF
straight is the way and narrow is the gate and few are those that find it
matthew 7:14 Yeah, if i was having open heart surgery i would want a narrow minded surgeon. That is how important our job is. Christians, when its all over, will be all there is. Its the end that matters. you are fighting a losing battle with us. WE ALREADY WON!
won what? everybody dies including christains so 2 say that there will only be you left soon cuz one person who doesnt believe in ur bullshit dies doesnt make sense.
notice how the media gives george limited time on air, and by the way anyone who hasn't figured it out yet the elections are rigged they always have been and they always will be
O'reily pushes all those that watch his bumbling hyperbole further from the truth. And I feel that as humans we have a need to stay as close to the truth as possible (or at least stay on the scent as we search for it). Therefore.....Watch that freak at your peril!
O'reily pushes all those that watch his bumbling hyperbole further from the truth. And I feel that as humans we have a need to stay as close to the truth as possible (or at least stay on the scent as we search for it). Therefore.....Watch that freak at your peril!
Bill O'Reilly reaches the everyday, ordinary individual by dismissing hard, boring facts in favor of his -uh- 'colorful' opinion. It works great on TV but you wouldn't want him as your lawyer.
You know when your dealing with a brain dead conservative fascist when they say "Fox say." As if that is the "benchmark" the "gold standard." Hey, conservative jerk-offs I got the advanced script for tomorrows show. They all say you should go kill yourselves. Remember...it ain't right until "FOX SAYS."
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Make it 84 consecutive months in first place for Bill O'Reilly. Not only was FNC's The O'Reilly Factor the #1 cable news show again in November, Fox says the show grew the most in viewer ship compared to any other prime time program. O'Reilly also added younger viewers, up 5% in A25-54 (Live +SD).
Rest in Peace, George Carlin. He was here a minute ago. Never has there been a time where we needed him most.
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"My first sexual encounter involving penetration was in junior high school with a college freshman. I didn't know left from right. He showed me how. I've never considered myself bisexual but, this is passé: I have enjoyed the comfort of men from time to time, even during my marriage with Rhonda..." Fr. p. 218 of "Last Words" by George Carlin, paperback, 320 pages (ISBN-10: 1439191107), published by Free Press, reprint ed. (Nov. 2, 2010)
FinallyTheNight 5 months ago
@ george carlin: what is this, a blinking contest?
R.I.P you little fucker
Wonderbread8909 5 months ago
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XenophonZolatta 5 months ago
Lololol morons if you think your views make such a difference and want your voice heard don't write it on youtube just stfu and watch
EnterUsername1987456 6 months ago
YOU think you can elect anything in america:) There is NO Democracy in America ...) what a joke!:)
JUSTMAKETHEMOVIE 7 months ago 2
@JUSTMAKETHEMOVIE
Go visit saudi arabia or iran or north korea and go cry abour democracy. Our democracy in america Is good, ofc we can try to improve etc.
thastorlol 7 months ago
scroll down for bullshit
kukillmatic1113 7 months ago
I so much miss george carlin, no one else can do what he did
OnThatPowder 9 months ago
oh george...why did you have to die and leave us alone on this planet of fucking idiots??
MoRgUe27 9 months ago 4
excuse me we're not all idiots thank you
BananaSandwich1 6 months ago
wait so the character of dumbledore is actually gay? is that what there saying.
SENATORPAIN1 1 year ago
comfort the afflicted and afflict the comforted are powerful words
Sorcoral 1 year ago
How come everytime Carlin does an interview they ask him the same shit over and over? Very strange...
And if he was such a rebel how come the filthy rich people that own the media created and nurtured his career?
And how come Talmudic Judaism was never a target of his carefully planned act? Because you dont mess with those i guess...lol...ohh such a rebel...
GodHatesPortugal 1 year ago
Because if you think about it, people think along the same lines and tend to ask the same questions out of coincidence. I'm a magician, and I get asked the SAME questions by random people, it's natural. But, Carlin usually wouldn't do interviews unless he was plugging something and I think he would fix it so unfamiliar people and fans could get a sense of who he was and what he was selling.
dranalli4823 1 year ago
@dranalli4823 That's a valid point, but you could also look at it from the same point that he is promoting his ideas, and his ideas are feeded through comedy media, dvds etc it's the online platform to get these ideas out there for people to think about
sheffkid2008 1 year ago
@sheffkid2008 why did you allow George Carlin to buttphuck your mother?
GeoCarlinfuckdyomama 1 year ago
@dranalli4823 VERY WELL SAID... thank you
incmob 1 year ago
DominicFerrie1
I miss George Carlin alot because some
of the stuff he says is true. this country sure is a mess and people today are losing their jobs left and right.
dracomalfoy218 2 years ago
George Carlin was a genius.
But Keith Olbermann is just an over paid blow hard.
Piscivorus 2 years ago 11
at least Keith honored George when he died, Bill O'Reily ignorantly called him a "Far left comedian"... I just wish George was around to see everything today, but you "I bet he's down there now, screaming up at us". hahaha never gets old
Slugg329 1 year ago
shit, that's saying alot, George says "this is the best news show ever" damn, i hate olberman but love carlin....my brain bleeds in confusion
SippinCoughee 2 years ago
Can you just watch this vid and shut the fuck up?
aremirfearanna 3 years ago 39
@aremirfearanna I'm sure Carlin would approve. Let's watch and shut the fuck up.
Happynightmare 1 year ago
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I do admit is funny. In that unintentional "So bad I have to laugh way" so I gotta give you that.) is enough to prove that you're just a bona fide dumb bad ass. You get an A for effort though. But that's not saying much. Try harder.
RetroAxis 3 years ago
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No actually I DON"T think that sums it up because it wasn't a "Pretense of courage or a false show of bravery" because this is an internet flame war you dumb ass. Nothing courageous about an internet insults and your hap handed pesudo witty persona. Once again you know nothing about the words you use.
RetroAxis 3 years ago
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This isn't any of that. This is just one person insulting someone else for their unintentionally laughable post as well as momentous and highly obtuse logic as well as school yard quality insults. This isn't an "Act" of bravado, more like an act of mocking you and your ill logical ramblings. You lose...yet again.
RetroAxis 3 years ago
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PS. From the lose way you use the term bravado, it clearly shows me that you have no idea what the word means.
Bravado is defined as : 1. Defiant or swaggering behavior:
A pretense of courage; a false show of bravery.2. A disposition toward showy defiance or false expressions of courage.
RetroAxis 3 years ago
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But you keep working on that. The pseudo intelectual internet douche bag persona is working quite well for you.
I'm still waiting to be impressed butch. Cause calling me RetroFuck is about as original as your insult on using George Carlin as fertilizer. Still waiting jeffe.
RetroAxis 3 years ago
Well when you're right you're right. That was a mistake and it was a dumb one. Well not as bad as your hideously written sentences as well as painfully idiotic "internet slang". I mean seriously are you too lazy to actually spell OUT the word "Because"? BECAUSE only lazy dumb mother fuckers like you make short cuts to spell it out CUZ. Then again your redundancy in your sentences as well as your un-witty way you poke fun at my name is just as dumb as stupid as anything else.
RetroAxis 3 years ago
The fact that you keep coming back proves how stupid and idiotic you are. You don't even know how to argue. I look forward to your next train wreck. Oh and RetroFuck? Please. Come up with something a little funnier
RetroAxis 3 years ago
Not an expert on words sentences I see. Then again you being the low mentality invalid you are, that's to be expected. First you call me a told and then you call me stupid? That's the same thing you idiot. And no, your comment concerning you posting your BS over and over again is nothing more than some sad attempt at being an attention whore. Otherwise you wouldn't even care what any of us say.
RetroAxis 3 years ago
Why do you have like 10 comments in a row, did the other dude's comments get deleted or what? Either way, I'm laughing my ass off about it.
tylerlove78 2 years ago
PS: Was that a gay reference joke there? Wow. Really reaching the bottom of the barrel now aren't you? Spoken like a true simpleton (:. You take care now.
RetroAxis 3 years ago
It's just fun to see morons post. Let's see if I can keep this going. It's always nice to hear back from idiots who hate to have their comments get a negative mark.
RetroAxis 3 years ago
I find it funny that you call George Carlin fans dolt's when you're the moron that comes over and continue to repost your shit because you are too upset when somebody gave you a thumbs down. Oh your stupidity really makes me laugh. I called you an "Ignorant fuck" not to be more witty but because you are an ignorant fuck. Your grade school style of insulting as well as your petty little spamming of your idiotic comment.
RetroAxis 3 years ago
Stooge fuck eh? Wow. What verbal pwnage you have shown me. Oh how will I ever come back from someone with the verbal KO of a 7th grader?
RetroAxis 3 years ago
What's the matter? Jealous because Carlin was funnier and smarter than your dumb ass ever was and will be?
Go back to your Dane Cook Cd's and Disney Channel comedy you ignorant fuck.
RetroAxis 3 years ago
Fucking typical ignorant ass you are. You must be a die hard american not to favor this man! FUCK YOU!
FrollyMelo24 3 years ago
You know, Carlin made a great comment about Christ. In a way, I can see why he dislike organized religion..it's how Christians act that drove him away from Christ. As a Christian, I hope I can do more to bring people to Christ.
God bless Carlin's family in this time!
-jjtheman
jjtheman 3 years ago
first of all, keith olbermann is a piece of shit and nothing he says should be taken seriously. second, 80% of what george says is his act. im sure he has strong lib thoughts but when the water boils out george does his act and life goes on. i love george, keith can kiss my d ick.
diejeffy 3 years ago
First of all, Keith Olberman is the only news caster on Fox news that says anything true/important.
Second, George's act was based on his views. At least his political based ones.
They are both amazing people, and I'm glad Keith got to interview George before he died.
evilsmileyface666 3 years ago
Uh, Keith Olbermann is on MSNBC not Fixed Noise.
psx2514 3 years ago 4
*Facepalm*
Yeah, I know. That's what I meant. *Note to self: When trying to make a forceful point, try to keep at your facts straight.*
evilsmileyface666 3 years ago
RIP in George Carlin, you will be missed.
mccartymatt 3 years ago 3
Thank God! That is one less Lib to worry about. I wonder if he is doing his 10 commandments routine for God now. Maybe he is telling God his 10 commandments are a bunch of b.s. I DOUBT IT. HE IS PROBABLY CRAPPING HIMSELF
driven2u2 3 years ago
Ofcourse he is crapping himself, Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't forgive anyone...
Is narrow-mindedness hereditary between conservatist ?
Irrehaare 3 years ago
straight is the way and narrow is the gate and few are those that find it
matthew 7:14 Yeah, if i was having open heart surgery i would want a narrow minded surgeon. That is how important our job is. Christians, when its all over, will be all there is. Its the end that matters. you are fighting a losing battle with us. WE ALREADY WON!
driven2u2 3 years ago
won what? everybody dies including christains so 2 say that there will only be you left soon cuz one person who doesnt believe in ur bullshit dies doesnt make sense.
BigBruinekool 3 years ago
Good response my man
daviesuk89 3 years ago
so this is how your god wants u to Act while living this life on earth?
shamefull
marysez 3 years ago
everybody craps themselves when they die :)
BigBruinekool 3 years ago
R.I.P.
You will be remembered.
xMolex 3 years ago 2
George Carlin is the most bad ass man ever!lol
Kirkh666 3 years ago
the news is just fucking ridiculous
thepossessor 3 years ago
George Carlin is the greatest man to ever live
badtown88 3 years ago 61
@badtown88 Nice one, he's definitely ONE OF the greatest to ever live, at the very least.
fleckx 1 year ago
i think we're living in an alternate universe
that made a u turn from the 90s into outer mindspace, someone help!
civilright 4 years ago 2
notice how the media gives george limited time on air, and by the way anyone who hasn't figured it out yet the elections are rigged they always have been and they always will be
thepossessor 3 years ago
O'reily pushes all those that watch his bumbling hyperbole further from the truth. And I feel that as humans we have a need to stay as close to the truth as possible (or at least stay on the scent as we search for it). Therefore.....Watch that freak at your peril!
woodytwoshoes 4 years ago
O'reily pushes all those that watch his bumbling hyperbole further from the truth. And I feel that as humans we have a need to stay as close to the truth as possible (or at least stay on the scent as we search for it). Therefore.....Watch that freak at your peril!
woodytwoshoes 4 years ago
he wouldnt tell the judge to "SHUT UP!" either lol
booblebobble 4 years ago
You'd much rather have Olbermann as your lawyer. He wouldn't lose his cool and start yelling at the judge...
ytiafj 4 years ago
Bill O'Reilly reaches the everyday, ordinary individual by dismissing hard, boring facts in favor of his -uh- 'colorful' opinion. It works great on TV but you wouldn't want him as your lawyer.
ytiafj 4 years ago
You know when your dealing with a brain dead conservative fascist when they say "Fox say." As if that is the "benchmark" the "gold standard." Hey, conservative jerk-offs I got the advanced script for tomorrows show. They all say you should go kill yourselves. Remember...it ain't right until "FOX SAYS."
biped19 4 years ago
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Make it 84 consecutive months in first place for Bill O'Reilly. Not only was FNC's The O'Reilly Factor the #1 cable news show again in November, Fox says the show grew the most in viewer ship compared to any other prime time program. O'Reilly also added younger viewers, up 5% in A25-54 (Live +SD).
turfclub9 4 years ago
I watch Bill' Oreilly for the laughs I get from his ignorance.
UnthinkingMajority 4 years ago 6
George Carlin is great. He's such a good analyst. But he's an even better cynical, cursing comedian.
westphalianprinz 4 years ago 2