Opie & Anthony: Baconnaise

[unifiedfielder]

I love the garlic butter saw!!

[jonnychadootz]

I need an investor for Sour Bacon Milk, any1 wanna back me?

[euphorium420]

can you fuckin imagine a bacon beer hangover?

[KenFan4life]

106 degree shit

[gunnare123]

@KenFan4life "Looks like it's soul is leaving it." That was the funniest thing I ever heard to describe a steamy shit ever! ahahahahahhaah

[clash75]

why did i wait this long to listen to this bit?

ive only been listening to o&a for for 2 years and i still find jimmys stuff unbelievably funny, i still cant believe that ant and op Still find it just as funny (not saying a bad word about lil jimmy, you just think they would be used to it, as if some1 said 'hi' to them)

[SexualPhelps69]

I was a big skeptic on this stuff and then I tasted some on a burger.... DAMN!!! Good stuff.

[pchiekrie]

bacon popcorn google it

[Redbob86]

They should look up the Bacon Fire Lance of Death. A blowtourch made entirely out of bacon.

[boothesquirrel]

i like how erock just throws himself under the bus without any prompting

[P34V3Y7]

he forgot one part of the commercial.... "whats that say? i cant read!" but they wouldve ruined him even more for that i imagine

[Akirathedon92]

Eat it, and you get baconaids

[BagODogShit]

Funniest thing on the internet

[bostonredsox49]

Hey Erock, whatta ya got besides......

Linger Longer

[OboxerU]

There was a company that made bacon flavored rolling papers. Never got my hands on them though.

[s0undtribe]

I kind of like E-rock I think I'd get along with him in real life or whatever but I cannot fucking stand him on the air... every time he is on we have to hear about his disgusting bodily fluids and eating habits and just what an overall slob he is. and its just so disgusting. baconaise.... UGH

[Pandemonium72]

Is anything funnier than hearing Norton say "Piping hot shit"

[nevgil]

Shart FTW

[griffonstink]

piping hot

[johnclavis]

I smell merchandising -- Li'l Jimmy Norton's Sour Bacon Milk Treats! He could sell them after every show -- or better yet, *before* every show!

[mastercheif4072165]

.....

Ted's sour bacon milk factory?

[Beowolf610]

He should try some Bacon Lube.

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

Better butter up that Baconnaise

[thwrldsgr8st]

"It's also know as hugging Erock," made me chuckle like a little girl.

[ShaftAlmighty]

"I bet when you look under nutritional facts it says 'Are You Fucking Kidding?'"

Goddamn Norton.

[13TH1RT33N13]

Bacon flavored KY Jelly

[jacktheripper300]

Wassa name a sum a them otha bacons??

[Andros1921]

bacon floss, I kid you not

[11825code6]

What wrong witta mayonnaise we got?

[gupton92]

What some-a them otha ones? Hellman's

Man: Kraft?

[joelatortue]

@11825code6 IT ATE PRETTY GUUHDD

[Tulkastaldo]

Norton is a de-evolution of the human species. It is so wonderful to hear him discourse on the delicacy that is sour bacon milk.

[jase609]

Has anyone ever been listening to the show when jimmy goes off on a disgusting, unimaginable tangent (ex: sour bacon milk and its characteristics) but you are the only person who thinks its funny?  I find myself with unfunny people who are not laughing at stuff like this and i'd like to remove there hats.

[nickypeeps]

i guess some people don't get how hilarious really intricate and specific references are. i was just listening to the audio of the guy who had a hot dog truck on long island and jimmy goes off for 10 minutes on hot dog cereal and hot dog ice cream cakes. his long, absurd description jokes are why i think he's that much funnier on the radio that on stage

[MikeTFP]

So true. I laugh way more at his odd riffs than his stan up routine.

[FreezeInfinite]

@jase609

I have experienced this many times. I will be laughing uncontrollably and when I look around everyone else is silent. I just don't understand how someone can't see the humor in this.

[drivepro]

Bacon Butter Saw!...! my favorite!

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

I can understand the bacon candles.

Can you honestly name anything that smells better than bacon cooking?

[JG129]

Thats disgusting man, Usually people light candles when there getting in the mood and trying to be romantic , when i'm having sex i defanitly dont wanna smell bacon that'd be dirt!

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Oh, I thought he meant like the cinnamon bun caddles people get or w/e. Theyre just supposed to make your house smell nice and inviting. Some people get them to smell like baking bread etc. A house that smells like frying bacon would be pretty enjoyable IMO.

[TxBoarHunter]

I boil cum in a glass jar with a bunsen burner.....TERRIFIC smell my friend!

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Eh, It cant smell that great.

Now when you brun the cum, thats when it really starts smelling great.

[TxBoarHunter]

It is good either way my chubby friend

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Indeed.

You have to admit that bacon does smell pretty nice though. I can understand why somebody would take the next step to bacon scented candle, I guess. Its kind of a big jump in logic though.

[SpeekYoureBranes]

Jimmy Norton is the funniest man alive. That lazy cunt should play some UK gigs. He can stay at my house.

[Halbgottt]

Fucking funny shit...Goddamn Jimmy made me near piss myself

[andeath445]

i lol'd very hard at this