Drawing machine 2010.m4v

[dasgregorian]

This is what passes as modern art today. The fact that "something happens" ... you drew a long line on a wasted pile of paper. That is not art.

[TheMarkNessMonster]

"They transcend the limitations and expectations of externally imposed categories." Failing art-school student made up bullshit used in order to keep himself from failing class, and simultaneously impressing vapid high school art student girls.

/facepalm.

[johnq123123]

Brilliant!

[edi392]

Wow the horizontal line is very amazing drawing

[StudioNicShaydes]

Some people have entirely too much time on their hands.

[DWGuitar111]

Where did you get that roll of paper... that is so cool!

[BobbyDphoto]

How can it be a machine if you do all the f'ing work?

[schroedingersdrache]

An artist can make a real drawing machine,wich draws everchanging patterns.This is nothing

[silva118577]

bosta!

[kaligulamikros]

co za durny filmik:(

[az222ization]

xD que miarda

[1889990]

for what i need this? "build"

[dhezallen]

bird brain

[dhezallen]

idiot

[BloKK187]

Great Build: waste of Paper and Draw a infinite Stripe on it.. thats all..

[HFLehmann22]

How to destroy a rainforest for absolutely no good...

[themnabil1]

bodo2 je ko laknat

wat keje bodo cam tu pe ko dapat r babi

tobat r bodo

[kelvinmotherfucker4]

what a waste of paper

[oljak4]

Damnit, i wanted the line exactly in the middle, now i have to roll it all up, run it through again, only turning the pencil upside down this time so it erases, roll it all up again, readjust the pencil with the writing end down this time again, and run it through again.

[eightbit3055]

As stupid as this is I think I understand it and have actually learned something here. Either way it's still stupid.

[TheSvetik1973]

Оце дебіли, блін такою фігньою страждати??????????

[evergreencookie]

you need to read the description to understand, although the "machine" could've been less elaborate to understand the idea more easily, and not getting lost in the expectation

[KombinatSternradio]

fuck u for wasting my time

[fiestino92]

ma a che cazzo serve?

[highskyeagle]

seriously what was that?

[Leocs94]

just a line? WTF?

[kontovrakis123]

Nah... NVM some kilos of wood gone wasted... who cares

[lokotrocopoco]

nose inbecil es poko subnormales diria yo jajajajajkajajajmajajajjajaaj

[lokotrocopoco]

me pueden decir esa gilipollez para wue es invento de inutiles ?

[doriandelteil]

SA SERE A COI

[WaNaSaHTUBE]

fu*k u

[pablossi]

What a shit!!

[117cam]

this guy is crazy...... like disturbed lol

[MrPinganegra]

I love the sound who makes that.

[trinescape]

sorry not my cup of tea !

[tukishpride]

look for a wife

[Thetanz1987]

stupid fucking shit

[TheBenderbej]

superb!

[TheBenderbej]

хахах

[deadkitn]

Are u kidding?? This was just dumb! No real drawing wtf!

[eletedesigns]

DROGADICTO DESOCUPADO !!!

[borombon]

F*cking conceptual. And that noise is unbearable. Why don`t you get a job.

[jookast]

if the machine is useful for that y don't you just use your hand AND MAKE A LINE!

[keeekeeess]

You think you're an artist but actually your 'drawing machine' just plain sucks.

[nelsongphoto]

I saw stupid things in my life... but something like this, not even in my dreams.

[tazmalti]

Boring !!

[Nudelsalatbomber]

@tazmalti, aaaaalright, philly. turn around, and the entertaining will start right there, DUDE! one kick up your ass, and you will be entertained like never before in your boring life! how about that?

[TheBrantard]

So basically this is a machine made out of wood that uses a wooden pencil to draw a perfectly straight line on a long piece of paper that you drop on the floor? And how many trees were wasted for this?

[Nortexartist]

@TheBrantard oh the line is not straight. its hand pulled through a machine, how can it be straight?

[TheBrantard]

@Nortexartist I assumed it to be a straight line because, though it is hand pulled, it is pulled through a guided path and the pencil is locked in a single position. But my comment was more directed at the fact that it is a waste of wood.

[RUBBER121212]

just roll it back



[suckmycohones]

so much time and dedication for what is utter junk... this, people is an art in itself... also retarded

[hrnndezemx]

you seriously find a way to do this without a massive wooden block...

[Lokyloky1]

is not a machine

[Nortexartist]

@Lokyloky1 sure it is, its just powered by hand

[menik1904]

I lol'd at the description

[Gunnariffic]

This is why I didn't want to study art.... in fear of finding value in things like this.

[MinimalSoundzZ]

crap!

[eternalfenix3]

Cool i also want a wasting paper  machine XD

[TheDaniloito]

vai pro inferno porraa

[ivandoamaro]

fuck you idiot



[ricodeman2]

but will it blend

[Hyydy]

@ricodeman2 No...

[timmiolen]

hmmm what you gonna to whit that toilet paper

[Nortexartist]

@timmiolen cut it into strips and sell it.

[WilliamLeung0]

this is retarded

why the fuck would u even waste time making this?

[antoniogesser]

Impressora mais rudimentar ja criada pelo homem apesar de muito economica so da pra imprimir isso ______________________________­_______ kkkkkkk

[mildison]

are you fucking serious? gtfo of the internet

[philliplouco]

fuck you son of a bitch

^^

[Samflo86]

Macgyver für arme...

[Sharky101ify]

What a waste of paper

[remov666]

Now we know were the amazonian forest is

[Nortexartist]

@remov666 on your cash register receipts?

[remov666]

@Nortexartist It's true but not only on mines. Your creation is well-made but stills useless. It's a pity to loose paper that way.

[BUSHIKATOR]

we love trees.....

[sagupalguable]

The impeccable Beauty of the Absolute Class Stupidity

[PlanetUbla]

What makes this any different from any other toilet roll holder?

Does this process clean your butt better?

[UR3QMQ1]

Мужик, ты ДЕБИЛОФИЛ КОНЧЕНЫЙ!!!

[Nortexartist]

@UR3QMQ1 Вы должны любить русских, у них столько страсти ...

[fatero1]

menos mal que podes adelantar, porque cuando vi lo que se venia, fui directo al final, jajajja una p+queria, perdida de tiempo total.

[Nortexartist]

@fatero1 watch it again, i think you missed the point.

[Theoneandmarlboroman]

@Nortexartist there is no point ... it's a line :D

[pinciata2]

Don't go unless you need to shit.

[evannell]

again, it's amazing.

[Nortexartist]

@evannell its was fun..

[carlosaguiso]

perdí casi 10 min. para ver una real tontera

[malikTerror]

nunca vi semelhantes idiotas, tanto o que faz aquela merda no papel, como o que está a filmar ás vezes penso como se poderia evitar ter que ver estes imbecis...

[L4Drocks147]

lazyass

[xxHOLESHOTxx]

Wow...

[zomgdrhax]

leave the trees alone!!!!

[qteo94]

this is just f*ing pointless

[tuxus931]

that draws just line

[Nortexartist]

@tuxus931 yes, and not a straight one either..

[Metalotecto]

@Nortexartist yes, it is straigh, the point is that you throw away the paper

[xXDogBreathXx]

OMG u managed to draw 5 miles of strait line!

[vleugels95]

lame

[evannell]

It's brilliant

[batanele77]

nabijem i tebe i tu tvoju skalameriju na ovog mog tvrdoglavog...

[ExtremeFLo]

you sir wasted one tree

[scafandro]

I can't like it.

[o0Bintang0o]

i do get your point with the "more then it was point" but i guess this is more an art form with an idea behind it then an invention. so the dislike bar wil proppably just become more red. maybe put the word art in your title :)

[Nortexartist]

@o0Bintang0o It was fun, but the comments are even more so.. I think that it is amazing that people are moved to make a comment regardless of where the comment falls.

[xsuppmynamesemox2]

yayy now i can hav a line on my toilet picture thats so made in china

[ridleysb]

nan mais sérieux, c'est quoi cette blague? tout ce machin pour tracer 1 seul pauvre trait??? certains on vraiment rien d'autre à faire...

seriously, what's the joke? all this stuff to draw ONE single stupid line?? some have really nothing else to do ...

[TheNeverliez]

most sensless i ever saw , down !

[TheMagicalMatthew]

dude, you've wasted your life

[theone7789]

retarded

[forerunnner]

Youre stupid.

[bazoo989]

oh yes , the best 10 minutes in my life (not)

[sazu95]

useless things is created by useless guys

[sazu95]

wtf i hate this  thing i hate the one who made it to **** him

[sLiXx2011]

what the hell, why ?

[Nortexartist]

@sLiXx2011 expression

[snowwolf9453]

look ma' i can draw a line. oh wait it was my machine. that was a waste of 9min

[porchmonkey585]

"today we are estimating how big my dislike bar will get"

[alebarella]

i want my 9:39 minutes back

[marcoposse]

@alebarella me too

[elchapetas]

well yeah, hoped to watch something more complex, but this truly disappointed me

[notfree25]

o_o its like watching one of those play where a single actor engage in monologue and make different post..

[nnutt002]

อะไรของมึงเนี่ย ฝรั่ง

[KpoSanMartin]

THIS IS A "MACHINE"

[Modafuckaz]

XD probably the stupidest shit i've ever seen XD

[RoaEStudios]

HAAHAHHAHA :DD i wouldn't put that shit even to my fireplace, this shit is useless

[Misiekgta]

WTF?! kreske rysuje i ma podniete

[kingepiccheeseface]

wat the hell this isnt drawing anything

[SandorL33]

зачем это надо, дебил?

[finnishfreak95]

What exactly is the fuckin point in this thing. All it did was draw a long line!!!! Such a wastd of time and paper

[dcskillx]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE MAKE THIS???

[CoreoBroomstick]

BUT IT'S ART, LOL.

[ZigBurden]

well done you have just wasted my time, hirt my ears and drawn a mile ling line!

[BeldakSwordhand]

@ZigBurden hurt*

[zafiriskapetanakos]

ρε φιλε δεν πας καλυτερα για ψαρεμα ....

[Domsicana]

Hope you got splinters and paper cuts ya jerk.

[olesto]

where can I buy one?

[noskajetanenya]

Your craftsmanship is admirable, but still a waist of time and natural resources.

[mrtoucantango]

but is it art?

[gordonleung1234]

your will be busted

[gordonleung1234]

o m g !!!

many paper !!!!

[Pirody1]

aslo wasting toilet paper!

[bytmeh]

omg I've seen some pointless things....... but this takes the cake so far

[fakemadereal]

I'm guessing it draws boredom

[xr8dpixel]

omg a piece a long paper with a line on it...now i only have to find a use for a long piece of paper with a line on it

[andryu150]

9:39 minutes fucking wait for nothing fucking fucking video 

esperar 9:30 minutos de mierda para nada puto video .l.

[Getsloshed101]

NEVER LAUGHT SO HARD HAHAHAHA IT WAS THAT BORING IT WAS FUNNY.

[RocknBrot93]

as usefull asa camera for blind people

[BTARWOOD23]

you couldn't have loaded the machine before recording

[MrLunnes]

this is what you call an 'artist' xD

[ieewoell]

hey..... what is it good for..... absolutely nothing!

[mogni87]

I think he is the biggest fool of the world

[saulix1121]

andd point?

[166372]

loook at the pile of paper he's wasted! :O what is with this man?!

[quackmack350]

very good, you can earny very much money with it, NOT!

[166372]

y'know these things called "hands"? well,they're quite useful for holding the pencil. plus you can draw more than just a line. get a life.

[jayblazer3334]

f*cking pointless

[cybercow222]

That shit is long like my monthly bills, never ending

[TheTattooflash]

Wat ist das den für ein scheisdreck.... man man wie kann man seine zeit für so was her geben....

[nakara40]

เปลืองเปล่าๆ เอามาทำบ้าอะไร

[sh3rkanel]

is this video response to the Rubber movie ??? sick mothafucka`

[jazzgott]

What a wanker...

[Outkaststormrage]

yeah... I am not feeling the creativity of this one.. pretty damned boring.. pointless.. could of at the least made something animated.. dragging a roll of paper past and around some wood dowels with a pencil drawing a line is about as interesting as watching someone shit in their pants.. this has to be a joke right?

[nsi6]

Fucking loser xD

[blackfister]

I ended up here by accident. he has another machine, you people compain about the first? I lost another 4.14 chek it out. If you hated part 1 with part 2 is even worse. Demented bold.

[xato909]

You are like my cat, and toilet papel

[NONHORISPOSTE]

WOW.... THAT'S WAS INCREDIBLE, THE BEST PART 9:40

[brickbreacker]

y u no use ruler

[MrBobereno]

i can draw a libe too without a machine

[hoarp001]

I really hope this guy has a specific need for a long thin strip of paper with a pencil line down the middle...

[pergiove1]

grande cazzata evidentemente non sai che cazzo fare

[theomnia2009]

Pinche Loco

[VoreTechz1985]

Am i really so stoned that i just watched a guy who made a machine to do what a fucking 3 year old could do? Or am i just trippin'?

[abcdef1212123]

Men cut trees to do that...

[lacsativ1]

when I will need a long beautiful line, I will call you ... (you dont have my noumber) ....EXACTLY

[soapbaronaropebar]

wat? wats this for

[SixStringJoe]

9 minutes of watching paper roll...hmm..cld have rolled a few good joints in 9 minutes :(

[David3624]

u watch this video expecting to see some semething !!! what the hell he wanna tell us ?????