The Human Brain (busted)

[helenheil]

wtf?

[CrimsonCleff]

error in code

[Gizziiusa]

many know malls have a heightened sense of human interaction, abliet useally of a distant "indifferent" kind, but much interaction nonetheless. Walking though it "talking/singing to yourself" while you film yourself...im sure many though you were a person with mental disfunction.

[xHizukax]

this is stupid... 

[iHomestarrunner69]

Monkey mind?...I wish he'd have a big brain fart--end of video.

[suchinta51]

Now here's a great example of "monkey mind."

[kartikca]

Paranoid Americans!! it keeps getting worse every year!! retarded ppl

[p6a9u1l42]

your a serious weirdo all your videos are not funny

[FireSign27]

The brain can effectivly 'erase' memories.. the process is called decay, its simply forgetting. You cant actively forget things though, Theres really no need to forget things anyway, the more you can remember, the better. And theres no limit to how much memory you can store in your long term memory bank. And we can choose what we DO want to remember to a certain degree.

I dont think who did anything wrong though, the security guard was probably telling him to swith off the cam.

[a5c11char5et]

What the f**k is this retard on

[FallOutBoy1201]

Lmfao I could only imagine how that must look from the point of views of the people watching you.

Awesomeeeeeee.

[debunker1905]

what did the security want with you?

[ReleaseTheStarsplz]

I don't think you're allowed to be taping inside of an airport

[SmilingMoonBreeze]

you need a rest:)

[th3divin3p0w3r]

lol people where staring and laughing at him

[leitermann]

See the problem with rambling in a busy airport is that we can't understand a fucking word you say.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

Don't you wish you could erase memories or defragment your brain? Maybe then we could remember less trivial things than horrible lyrics... like birthdays or your kids' names.

[supressorgrid]

Pot and budwieser, the ultimate tools for cerebellum registry cleaning.

[Etimos]

Except that's more like repeatedly dropping your hard-drive on the floor. Yeah, those troublesome files are irretrievable, but you can never use that bad-write area again.

Well, the bud is like dropping your HD. The pot is more like rattling the writing arm loose so that it only reads about half of what's there.

Either way, it's a lose-lose situation :-P

[skyaglow]

I give you 5 for courage walking through a mall singing to yourself that is funny but

is it aganist the law to film yourself talking in a mall ??

wow whats the world coming too???

[JDubbsTheatre]

It's an airport. The "what's the world coming to" thing still holds, though.

[SaileAway]

I couldnt understand one word you said.

[tserratore]

LMAO the guy in the background at 40 seconds bahahahah you can soo tell he is thinkin "is nalts a retard?"

NALTS RULES!!

[regularguy5mb]

Uh oh, Nalts is in trouble now...

*Puts on glove*

SNAP!!

OK, cavity search!

[FunnyChicken11]

ur camera has that problem in a couple of vids-the left side has trouble transitioning frames.

[ZoeFiz]

Lol love the end :)

[dave98503]

so this is the amazing human

brain that has created "endless" wars

since the beginning of man?

how do those neurons or electrical synapses

perform after a few years of cocaine or

alcohol abuse I wonder. would we begin to be paranoid about our fellow brothers in other countries? Just my opinion. (leave it up a couple months, thank you.)

[icemansgirl420]

pwn3d

[tjrecords906]

Very funny stuff :) I love how everyone around you is staring at you, a few people were even smiling. I also like the part when you rapped those couple of lines from "Bust A Move" by Young MC. Keep it up, nalts!!

[jupe253]

wow you get in trouble a lot

[debunker1905]

why did he get into trouble? I don't get it

[toiletteman]

you should sleep, it does defrag the brain.

[Puntoblus]

sei un pirla

[vardo5]

This is good in a "spontaneous bop. prosody and original classic..." kind of way. Just reminded me of the beat generation.

[ciaBLUEBIRD]

You are a silly man

and we love it

[Espiriteus]

How tall are you?  No seriously, everytime you're walking through an airport filming yourself everyone looks so much smaller.

[Corvettegur1]

Doctors say that people don't even use half, HALF of there brain power.... huh

[ujpujp]

Doctors don't even use half, HALF of there brain power.... huh

[Corvettegur1]

???

[maleysnemesis]

I believe that everyone uses every brain region, just not all at the same time.

[ReleaseTheStarsplz]

just started watching your videos, they're VERY funny, I love how everyone is staring at you funny and you continue singing like it's not abnormal to be video taping yourself in an airport :]

keep up the good work!

[noshowdidomenico]

I'm the fucking Walt Whitman of our time!

[GothicDesign]

fish pate nazal hair

[made1you1look]

he needs a friend.

[caution98]

this is gay

[micrisc]

love when you act crazy in public. Airport crawling is still my favorite

[LittleAngelxx]

I think i want a friend like you for christmas...

[angeliquestarsmommy]

NALTS?? Drugs are bad, MmmmmmK?

[xenafairy3]

You totally did Kermit!!!

[hahayouarefunny]

Girls are fakin, goodness sakin, they want a man who brings home the bacon!

[Kasmir25]

...got no money and you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are!

[Kfein182]

ahhh penn station..if i was there that night i probably would have had a mini-celebrity star struck moment..OMG ITS NAAAALTS!

[4monkiman4]

ppsshht, that'll be the day...when everyone is carrying their video cameras and vlogging or singing like you on their way to work. HAHAHAHA!

No seriously, that WILL be the day, in like 1 year or 2, this will become more common.

[Cff87910]

You on your way to the Rangers game that night?

[Vividcranberry]

I can totally relate; I feel that way daily! Did that guy try to confiscate your camera?

[GeorgeJimiKeith95]

hah!

[killert00thbrush]

I could never do that... lol

[hartnell114]

you started to sound like kermit the frog for a little bit there!

kermit the business man lol :D

[specklefrog]

Am I the only one who doesn't get it? BRB going to defragment and see if it works.

[hartnell114]

he did a slightly kermit the frog voice there, i didnt know about muppets in manhatten but i guess he has it on video ro dvd somewhere as he has kids,its a dad thing i guess! lol, best of luck with the defragmentation!

[debunker1905]

I don't get it either, what happened? Did he do something wrong before filming and then that officer finally caught him?

[granniejans]

Loved the Muppets Take Manhatten reference.

[cherryames123]

Disjointed, alarming, frenetic with an underlying layer, simmering beneath the surface, of pure madness. Marvellous.

[fuccer55505]

I knew Nalts was nuts.

[Fintinobrien]

FREAK

[Furnifur]

I love that you are walking through Penn Station. You should've known they were gonna get you. lol The guy at .47 seconds found you very entertaining though, as did I. But I always do. I believe you even rapped in there for a sec, hot stuff.

[SmokeCloudz]

You must have missed the "no singing cheesy 80's commercial jingles" sign..

[flyp1002]

You make your video hard to understand.

[izzysmart]

LOL Your a head fuck lol, So funny LOL, like the sercurity thing lol

[MattieCooper]

So much fun! I'm very disturbed that you got in trouble taping yourself! What's the Big Deal!? No cameras in the Airport or something? Did someone get a memo I didn't? "Getting in trouble with my camera since 1985!" You really should keep that as an on-going slogan!

[maxed]

Girls a faking,. goodness saking. They want a man who brings home the bacon. Got no money and you got no car, then you got no woman and there you are...

Had to add that since I listen to that song every time I go running at the gym. Gotta love 80's rap.

[daralect]

this is worse than the county lockup and their fascination with the ESPN channel

[UTubeSnob]

You got in trouble for talking to a consumer camera in the airport? Homeless people sit on a corner talking to dog poop and officers just walk by. What is wrong with this society!

[adameld]

to what? videotape yourself?

[adameld]

I saw you video taping this, I was the one that threw the paper.

[despeanut86]

I like the man behind you when you where singing the coca cola song. A fan! yay.

[mazingmikey]

you can erase things from the mind, its called weed lol!

[GeneralAmeli0]

the guy in the background to the right at 40 seconds is laughing lol

[DoctorADM]

Love the Muppets take Manhattan quote.

[chasamo]

dude u are lost

[Duskstarofsunclan]

what's happening?

[kaceykacey99]

that was mega confusing, and whyd you write

THE HUMAN BRAIN (BUSTED)

Was misleading.

[AbsofNalts]

The mind, unlike the stomach, has the ability to hold such vast expanses of information that for some people can not be erased or fragmented. It is torture to live with the DEEP WELLS of information that is constatntly flowing into the mind and no release for it!

[NewYorkGardener]

No video allowed! The government wants exclusive footage from their cameras!

I wish we could defragment. I still have "Love Boat theme" in my head since you said "Nalts, exciting and new!" awhile back.

[Time2Relax]

Run Nalts, Run!!!

[SaturnVrules]

brilliant!!!

[BigFatBetty]

My brain is classified.

[igor9212]

:40 look at the guy laugh at nalts

[creegirl9]

my god.... are we living in a police state or what? that blows me a way

[AbsofNalts]

I saw a video from boobtubious where he was told he couldn't tape in McDonald's - Police state owned by Ronald McDonald! LOL

[creegirl9]

haha. thats so ridiculous! probably worried about The Hamburgler. the stream of consciousness thing... thats like my brain... I can turn it off. I rarely sleep.

[MitchIsLost]

They always have some over the top new security rule.

The government totally sucks.

But you don't Nalts so all is well.

[owneroftheintern3t]

Lol

It's funny that he knew what he did wrong before the cop told him.

[Copperbat]

rofl

[jeffreycoy]

You're so deep in trouble now.

[Jason41523]

You should have turned to him and said with a straight face, "Sorry Sir, but I not signing any autographs at this time." That would have been really cool. I still loved the video, 5*!

[twister7boy]

the mind can close out somethings thou. funny how it always comes back at one point or another. why is it they can tape you there but you cant tape yourself there? holly crap you were maybe you were servaling the place and checking out photo ids. ya right. whats the dumd reason they gave you?

[Addue]

huh?

[CalifbeachCowboy]

Wtf? We cant tape in an airport now? What the what!?! Thats a load!

[EnchantinFlower]

WOW ... not allowed to video tape at an airport!? Think about how many "welcome home" memory videos are being missed. Did security have to view your video before you could leave with your camera?

[1938superman]

You know you've OFFICIALLY lost it when you start quoting something Kermit the frog said while wearing a really bad wig and a scarf. lol

[Sk8raceadam]

that happened to me in london this summer at the victoria station. cept i wasnt singing commercials. lol.

[kf6eii]

Poor Kevin, he pisses off WON, and at the end of the day.

Pisses off LLE.

Cavity search is a comin.

Poor Nalts,

not having a good day.

[bauckeash]

hey nalts, love you work.....but can you make a charlie play list? We still love you just as much, but how bout it?? :):)

Love from your loyal fan

[XoXcourtzieXoX]

lol im just imaging wat this looks like to by standers, a man walkin through the airoport with a camera in his hand out filming, while his singing lol! funny nalts!

[yourhumancondition]

a product of the void.. nice.....

[dsfast]

Funny! But that would freak me out at an airport !

[valareedoll]

lmao okay, the people watching you talk to yourself are too funny.

[Tytandra007]

Nalts you are hillarious. I loved the ending.

My brain needs more than deframenting. I need a whole new Mother Board.

[pappyluvsjam]

lol thats hilarious

[anmoose]

This is clearly a brain that needs more than defragmenting. Methinks it could use reformatting. :-P

Moosie

[k4nnun]

NALTS FTW

[linage]

lol at 0:40 u can see a guy behinde nalts starting to laugh becuase he is singing

[Jeffery901]

i like the kermit quote

[babyjaby]

I got in trouble on the NJT train. I was going from Rahway to Penn Station NY. The conductor made me put my camera in my bag and threatened to kick me off the train. It wasn't funny then, but it is now. :)

[RonSchira]

Great stream of consciousness rap you had going there, too bad you incurred the airport mall Patriot Act.

[marquisdejolie]

When did they pass the Anti-stream of consciousness addendums?

[triumphant2]

Wait... so how'd you get away with the crawling video then?

[JeeprzCreepers56]

Thats why I never fly. Security blows.

[marquisdejolie]

They're just afraid somebody will video them napping or playing pocket pool or leering at women's butts or drinking out of that flask or wolfing down a huge donut with sprinkles. I know. I used to be a security officer. If anything's stolen, check the security guards first (then the cops).

[shyoung0801]

Who knew?

The people working to protect your free speech, that's who.

P.S. Not the Army

[newbsauce11]

yea, it's not your fault you forget your kids names. it's totatlly biological!

[orcman2]

Didn't know you could get in trouble with Video Cameras.

[KabulaIsTrying]

Totaly breach of "Homeland Security" had you been smoking, munching on a lard filled french fry.

There'd you been camera in hand, cigarette in mouth hanging on to your camera with your bare butt hanging out for full security inspection! I, for one, feel safer now that you put your camera out.

I'm still trying to figure why trains are flying in this airport?

[tooomp]

Normally, I would have a clever comment, but with the Writer's Guild Strike and everything I kinda would feel like I was crossing a picket line; so just watch for my comments in the future after everything cools off.

[MalyssaAK]

whaaaaat!!!... ui cant comprehend!! talkin wayy to fast!!...

p.s. at least im not the only one who gets in trouble with cameras!

[jdmdrules]

hah nalts this was put on the videos being watched right now

[ViolentDarkKnight]

Everyone is laughing at you in the film...very amusing. Who knew that video camera's could be such a great threat?

[lerinto]

For reals? It's illeagal to video in an airport??

:)))

[sugarpacketchad]

I didn't know that it was a problem to video tape in an airport. I video taped and documented all the time that my plane was late last July. Guess no one saw me...

[bored412]

Hahaha you can see everyone in the background looking at you, nice one.

[nocturnalsamurai1000]

never know what a man taping with his movie camera can do. Might takeover a plane with it.

LOL i bet everyone thought you were crazy.

[Kytt]

You got out of the car, and so did NutCheese, but apparently Nutcheese was the size of a child so she was in a car seat in the back. We then proceeded to talk and relate over how we're all just trying to make people chuckle over the internet at the expense of dignity at times. Good times were had by all.

In essence, I'm just popping by to let you know that you've now actually invaded my delusional, cold-addled brain. Now that's what I call viral video. (Har har.)

[Kytt]

I came down with sickness last night and, while I get sick very rarely, when I do manage to get sick I get delusional. The first manifestation of said delusions was a dream I had last night in which I was driving down the road and I saw you with your kids in the backseat, and I flagged you all over to chat. (Continued)

[nizostyle]

LOL

not me.

[monicavm]

Yeah, I have those random memories pop up all the time for no reason at all and at unexpected times. I'm doing the dishes and I suddenly think of a former hockey teammate of my daughter's and a time when her mother was asking us for a ride for her daughter to a tournament. Wacko random. Years ago, too.

[stephenetienne]

This was a good one!!

[aajmw]

How do you make a video while walking yet still keep the camera steady? I have a little Flip camera and it bounces up and down when I walk? What are you using? How do you do it?

[KenwoodKlown]

Hahaha I love it when cops show up in ppl's videos mwhahaha!

[theNYslacker]

that's penn station!

why are you in new york?

[alat24]

yes. i was on an amtrak train once and they forced people to stop taking pictures on the train. another crazy rule

[mdplsp]

Follow up video requested!!! :)

[marxdesign]

This is when the tazer is needed... all cops should have them!

[SpaceGrl774]

awesometastic.

[lacek2700]

HAHAHAHAHA at 0:40 a guy starts laughing at you nalts! look in the background !HAHAHAAHAH

AHASHDAHAHHAahHAHAAHHAHA

[90sjunk]

the guy does not start laughing at him he just gives a good smile

[jayharley1]

haha

[DickGhostmoon]

A very brave video. Not sure I'd have the balls to go out in public and sing but You're allowed to video in public. The same rules that apply to CCTV cameras also apply to us. Don't let the Police tell you otherwise, they are wrong!

[freesk8]

James Joyce. Ulyses.

Running commentary on the processes within a human mind...

[OceanusProcellarum]

*****

[MarxPayne337]

What'd they end up doing after you got busted?

[HajikiSanada]

great stuff, people's reactions were priceless.

I hate when that happens, I get busted taping in stores in stuff sometimes (I've learned to check before I tape) policies like that should be posted moer clearly eh?

[distorteddogma]

You just need a better filing system.

Be Well.

[wintertyme]

do you notice the vid is screwed up on the left.

[robtran]

The funniest thing in this video was people's reactions as you passed by. LOL!!!

[DuremProductions]

Haha.

Youi must get in trouble alot

[lukeisastalker]

if i was one of those random people walking in the background, i'd go up to you and ask for your autograph.

[buykh2ordie]

i love what you'll do to make a video.

[Jessiebessie93]

Oh god.

you're singing and the people in the backround are looking around

trying to see who's the idiot with the camera

[colormekristen]

haha i like when you get busted.

[dyaney]

Did you feel like a jackass when you got in trouble?

[LarenKee]

The guy walking behind you wanted to join in on the Coca-Cola Classic song :)

Amazing what you will put yourself through to make a video for us.

[zipdoodah]

How dare he intrude!!! Doesn't he realize there is a viral video genius at work???

[GoddessofBarefeet]

excuse me sir!!

lmao

[craftycards]

lol

[skooterx]

LOL!!!! I would expect nothing less from you. getting in trouble at the airport.

[sarrycrey]

at least you got enough for a vid. that is the important thing :P

[haresgroove]

That was great!

[patkav101]

were you in the airport? why was using the cam a problem? Apart from the fact that everyone must have been wondering who the looper was! You gotta stop taking double doses of meds in the morning!

[zrkoz]

somethign funny happened on the way to the forum!!!!!!! YAY

[soundrone]

dude getting in trouble with my camera since 1985 thats great!!!