Modern Toss - Customer Services

[YorkshireLad4Eva]

Oh how halerious ..

"I paid for a piss, then I didn't want it, can I have my 20p back?" xD

[StrangerToEarth]

This is actually the most pathetic thing aired on national television.

I am deeply, deeply ashamed that this is in any way representative of British humor.

Because if it is, this nation is doomed and we are all going to the fucking dogs.

[rankinlas]

@StrangerToEarth Shhh!!!

[robertparmar37]

Please please make a new modern toss

[NetworkHuman]

This is my favourite show. Everyone in my hometown, where it was also filmed (brighton) is like this :D

[navero1992]

@tottesven because, you have no sense of humor.

[tottesven]

Oh my god, I just looked up few of these modern toss videos and none of them had any content that was even remotely funny. Why in hell this series was ever made and why anyone bothered put this load of crap in here?

[StephenFiorentini]

I ate a seed....and then this happened

[RedHeadVicky]

13 people have never worked with the general public.

[darwindoeseliza]

The most depressing thing is that so many people think this is funny.

[HovisSteve]

@darwindoeseliza What's even more depressing than that is that there are people out there who don't think this is funny.

[darwindoeseliza]

@HovisSteve yes strange that some of us over the age of 12 don't find people saying 'fuck' and 'cock' amusing.

Obviously this is some under-appreciated classic of modern televison.

[leopheard]

As someone said below, this brilliantly sums up the "I'm entitled to everything" & "the customer is always right" attitude the public have. Brilliant.

[TheChickenSamurai]

Modern toss is some epic shit! xD

[RedHeadVicky]

Some bloke tried to put his cock in my ear.

Hahahahaha XD

[Tomisselfaware]

its the bullshit song!!!

[lukesters37]

Literally cried laughing. " What do you want me to do, take my fucking trousers down? Hello?

[Wezzipooh]

Rang earlier. About the horse's arsehole. Any devolopments?

[1gun1shot1kill]

I paid for a piss now i dont want it when im i gettin my 20p back

[fetmabebis]

Is there anything better than modern Toss?

[LordInksworth]

No, nothing.

[emanresubla]

classic

does anyone know if they made any other sketches like this apart from accident and emergency, customer services, customer services training and citizens advice?

[billabongodrum]

series 1 episode unknown

[KickersUK]

if you love Modern Toss check out the Random Bandits films on You Tube -its a new series of comedy animation from Modern Toss and Kickers, very funny! Mackenzie Crook does the voiceovers!

[vallium89]

Whilst the actual problems they speak about are fiction, the attitude you see here is so true to the general public when you work in retail.

fucking genius.

[sbgrant]

@vallium89 completely true. The public treat people that work in retail like total shit. It's a sad fact.

[effigydrummer]

i bought this bed from you, pulled the covers back, and there was a big shit in the shape of a question mark...

[imjustapoor1]

di di di di di di Why?

[MacgyverThis]

I love this line

This dvd i nicked off of you, got me three months in prison...what are you going to do about it?

[Melanatedone]

I got a wedding ring from your store and I found my wife sleeping with uncle buck - it's all your fault, I want my money back!

[salvasirignano]

I have watched a few modern toss clips, and none of them are funny whatsoever.

Each to their own I guess

[portugesebreakfast]

Yes,yes. Back to your "Saturday Night Live" then.

[VonSchtepin]

i bought this bike off u and it ripped my cock off... what are u going to do about it.HAHAHA cracker

[bbctimecommanders]

why did they stop making this show?

[Stevenup7004]

That honestly was the worst attempt at comedy I have ever seen in my entire life.

[edwardos11]

your the worst attempt at life i have ever seen

[imagination43]

its fucking brilliant, its taking the piss out of people like you, who just have to share your opinion on a fucking complaint no one else cares about

[imjustapoor1]

i gave him a thumbs down and you a thumbs up so you have a higher feedback =P

[nerro23]

duh duh duh duh duh... why?

[westhamman333]

there was one episode of it where the big guy went, this book i bought off you, IT'S FUCKING SHIT! it made me laugh so much! but i cant find it! damn! love modern toss! dedededede why?!

[karlboyd]

best clip ever from modern toss, ive been lookin all over for a clip of it lol.

[automat3000]

What are you going to do about it?? Chop chop.

[twoteas2tz]

without question, the funniest thing ever! now what are you going to do about it? buy the DVD now - it's full of crazy shit like this!

[unclekuntz]

Where have all the barney cartoons gone?

[harvevision]

Just so you know, i pissed myself laffing

[rolatha04]

HAAAAA i think i just weed!

[nissanskylineR35]

so funny

[roobarbandcustard88]

My favourite bit is when he does a little dance at the end and goes "de de de de de, why?"

[movieposterboy]

fuck me. Fuck me this is funny stuff. The voices are so calm and so just funny. This bycycle i bought of u ripped my fucking cock off! haha

OMg

[JWhitelaw99]

Oh god its rewally great when somebody drains the gag of its funnyness by explaining why its fnny. Get bent

[slickrick301988]

I paid for a piss but then I didnt want it, can I have my 20p back?

[ShutTheDoorKen]

Lol, my favourite.

[kye11]

i ate a seed and then this happend lmfao

[stevenesbit]

When's the new series coming out? Anyone know?

[antichris777]

January 23rd at 12:05

[2882890]

I think it's great. Completely vulgar, indecent etc. but the voices are calmly explaning while still blurting out irrationality and bad language. "I signed something with this pen I bought off you that got me into a lot of legal trouble, I presume you are insured against this kind of FUCKING racket." (flicks hair back.)

[SwitchRich]

hmmm, just not that funny.

[coleym62]

what are you some sort of cunt

[musiquesansfrontiere]

it is bollocks because it's smarter than you.

[ninokawasaki]

the male voice on this clip is anthony davis - he does a late night phone in show fri sat sun nights 1-5 am on lbc 97.3fm in london and is proper funny

(in a ramshackle way)

[bigbold2]

Interesting to know! I always assumed it was Chris Morris.

[charlieflint]

Don't worry about kaybeh, it's just sore (literally most of the time) that it's home alone w4nking while smearing its feet with peanut butter and soft cheese, but it's all out of soft cheese! what will it do?!

Modern toss? pretty damn funny, attention seeking novices? desperate!

[kaybeh]

may your lungs become smothered in clusters of malignant tumours.

[jobjob76]

sweet.... fuck your mum!

[kaybeh]

I just smashed the granny out of your mother so I'm still pretty sensitive at the moment..I'll have a go on my mum soon though and I'll let your know how it goes. I love you.

[jobjob76]

i have just planted a death wish on your soul.

[kaybeh]

ooooh that's out there man I'm all freaked out...silly cunt, I've just planted a load of hot spunk in your grandmother's anus.

[jobjob76]

you are one sick motherfucker

[kaybeh]

Grannyfucker actually, charlie chester.

[jobjob76]

hey dude lets stop this i wernt even talking to you in the first place!

[kaybeh]

lets hug and make up. Can I bum you?

[jobjob76]

you can?

[TweekSCO]

Not as good as 'This book i bought off you...IS FUCKING SHIT!' but still makes me lawl nonetheless.

[calebjaffa]

Probably the best comedy since brass eye on 4 !, HELLO?!

[jobjob76]

why do you fucking post fucking shit like this you fucking wanker.

[kaybeh]

cunt.

[doomer66]

i bought a bed of you,pulled of the cover and there was a big shit in the shape of a question mark... di-di-di-di-di why!?<------lol the best 1 yet

WHY?! lol the best 1 of my favs

[kaybeh]

You're quite an annoying cunt aren't you.

[GunzBlazin87]

Did-di-did-di-did! WHY? hahaha xD love this program.

[robzillafobia]

HAHAHAHAHAHA thats the best bit!!!!!!!

[Mangledlikesj00ce]

What do you want me to do? Pull my fucking trousers down? Hello?

[Lun1on]

this is funny as fuck! ha ha!

[balesy1974]

Fantastic!

[Hordak1]

Du du du du du - WHY?

Relentless comedy!

[Murphoskie]

More like one of those shows that says "cock" and expects you to laugh at its overwhelming hilarity.

Bring back dadaism.

Or is this dada?

Good god!!

[VINNYBDEMENTED]

heres one for you your a cock get a sense of humore you fat prick and fuckoff

[Sesquipedaliantique]

"This bike I bought off you ripped my cock off!"

This line (and the way it was intoned) made me piss myself for half an hour.

[WrongHeaded07]

It's the catatonic voice-overs that make it funny lol

[3greendale]

Fantastic sillyness.

[JamesLinehan]

Almost to funny... I love these so much! GET THEM ALL UP!

[eternaltool]

This is the funniest thing ever. lollards

[dannyodwyer]

hahahhahah i love this shit