The truth about Mayor Tortimer

[MomoHichigo]

We have find Pedobear's cousin !

[MsAccfgirl]

what did it say

[JadeEmbodient]

OH FUCK GUYS WE GOTTA RUN A PIXEL 3d TURTLE FROM A CHILDRENS GAME IS GONNA FUCK US ALL

[111britneyspearsfan]

he reads play boy magazines lol

[mallorie1998]

Crazy.

[JungleEmpress87]

So. Much. LOL.

Honestly, can these people get any dumber? Obviously they didn't do the research before complaining.

[TheDisaster1000]

Parents aren't that great when it comes to HARMLESS NON PICTURE SENDING ABLE TO DISABLE ONLINE PLAY games...

[BlueKewne]

why the hell is there a youtube video showing a Kotaku blog?

It's not like you add anything at all by discussing about it or anything....

[ElliotKeaton]

@BlueKewne You do know that not everyone reads Kotaku... right?

He uploaded it so that other people could see it.

It's kind of obvious.

[CorinaMinto]

SHAME. creepy pedo... e.e

[laurenb5050]

Btw the mayor is an unplayable character

[digla33]

@laurenb5050 adults are idots when it comes to video games :D

[eldiablillo0522]

im reporting this vid its fake if youve ever seen the movie the moyer is really nice trust me

[DDFawfulGuy]

@eldiablillo0522

Please tell me your joking?

Check the top video on the related videos section RIGHT NOW if you don't get it...

¬_¬

[8supernits]

I Will Never Look At You The Same Way Tortimer!

[TheCuddlycute0]

Mayor Tortimer is a unplayable character you stupid americans

[FredJudyKevin123]

@TheCuddlycute0 Missourians, dear. Not Americans in general.

[BeliebInJustinB]

@TheCuddlycute0 hun, it's not Americans... It's stupid Missourians.

[ThessaTheCat]

Poor mayor Tortimer might not get elected this year because of this D: lol

[Bjccool1]

Oh no sexual turtle!

Oh no a FAKE VIRTUAL sexual turtle!

[BeNotNormal]

I mean, he acts like one, but REALLY?

[burris4242]

*eye twitches* People acturually keep bringing this up?

[TheAppleMan100]

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BigNibble10]

omg.. ppl r just getting 2 paranoid these days... *sigh*

[SamThompsonX]

I always wondered why there was a blue square over Tortimer's house?

[shroopliss]

The new pedobear?????

[VandolphVibar09]

@shroopliss He's actually Pedoturtle

[PikaBalls]

Lol. That is not a beard, it is a third penor.

[Roonifer]

@PikaBalls Third?

[iOpposum]

My god... This is an embarassment for Americans....

[nubtalkshow]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLZ . Whoever has this type of idiocy, thinking that a CPU is a pedo has so much shame, it's not even funny.

[ACCFFNG]

xD! WHAT A LAUGH xD!

how could an animated turtle in an e rated game be a sexual predator...

[thekingdomheartsf100]

no it c..cant be true!

[KidLankanTiger]

FAILED

[HeyitsSagi8D]

:O ITS MENACING!

[mario025041]

under that hat is a dimensions of horrors

[MinishSword]

lolol They are so stupid

[KirbyCrossing]

Fail

[Papytendo]

*Gasp*