The Ultimate Machine by Claude Elwood Shannon

[dererbse1]

ich komm da nicht von weg^^eigentlich so dumm.aber auch sooooo geil:)daumen hoch

[Geticonigo]

I'd like to know how often an average person will activate the switch until loosing interest ...

[NothinglessPain]

changed my whole life.

[Thorsten000]

DAS IST SO SCHLECHT, DASS ES SCHON WIEDER GUT IST !!!

[goma3]

Only a genius such as Shannon could have thought of such a device.

[timbobel]

Yeah this machine is very original. Not.

[aby0ni]

so a machine designed to stop working

.. it kinda reminds of Hyundai's!

[tonidshi]

where can i get the wiring diagram to buildung for my own?

wo krieg ich den Schaltplan her zum Selbstbauen?

[Leonus123]

WOW!

[logangamer]

I tried to make a useless machine. it was a coin bank that after a few seconds of putting in a penny, it would spit it back out. Sometimes it would get jammed and the left side would fall off. XD

[Starfox384]

that was the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life (o_o)

[broadcastsfromearth]

machine good, video bad.

[grrgaap1234567890]

@RenePatrique o sorry i ment german, and i am duth myself... >.< sorry for miswriting

[TechmanFred]

LOL



[pushithere]

You'll never win!

[pumpfever]

hahahaha this is awesome! I want one xD

[drumsfighter]

Haha, super Teil, WO KANN ICH DIE KAUFEN???

[XtremeLetsPlay]

I Will Buy IT! I Give You 20$!

[chickintellect]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!

[wristp1n]

might be the shrooms but that hand freaked me out

[bjb313]

i want one.

[BurritoDefeater]

Its like politics in a box

[anikaluv7]

SELFOWNED >_<

[oraclecrank]

There are a lot of cool variations on this concept but this one's my favorite so far. The little hand is great.

[costext]

gut gmacht, schaut echt sauber aus das kästchen

[joegt123]

Best part is the delay... Fuckin epic.

[MatPandel]

never forget to turn it off again...thumbs up!

[EvilWireman]

Very well, puny box dwelling gremlin. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[kingratboy2]

I want one !!!

[Flueeeee]

Pff, Oo rly? Well, can it turn itself on too? Hmm? Yea try that and we'll see dude -_-

[MagicJonsin]

*Turns it On* Crap *Turns it on* Crap *Turns it on* Crap And This is how it goes all week long.

[Fle3so]

Yea i want one Mashine too ! :D Thats hardcore nice. :D

[bric8988]

where can i buy?

[testmodel2]

simple but so cool

[joseyr99]

wat is the point in that all it does is turn it off thats stupid

[vitorsly]

@joseyr99 There is always someone who doesn't get the joke.

[ONLYMalle]

All I ever wanted!

[LIITONMIES]

where can i buy this??

[TheChrisplayer94]

voll der bringer :'D

[xXFireStormXx]

0:08 -> awesome :D

[FeaR2k7st]

zieht mal die kralle rein :D:D:D

[eMalTiXe]

...but will it blend?

[bobletsrule]

You heard it leavethe box alone lol

[MrKirilsrobnis]

geil^^

[Levinous]

Great use of suspense!

[ComedyHannover]

SUUUUUUUUUUPER KLASSE FILM !!!

[OverlandDragon]

its the ecofriendly machine

[dennisvankuik1]

LOL



[MAJIKVEGGIE]

Sexy box. You should be a model.

[x3blackkillx3]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[swiv2d]

Who really invented it aren't other people claiming that

[EdiKing360]

My computer is the same thing...

[paintballkid454]

sooo pointless, but soo cool lmao

[Bene31383]

can u buy it?!

wheeerrreee?!!!!!!!!

[ilmale]

This will be my only present for Christmas. XD

[timeeyyy]

Nerd-rage i'm gettin out of here :s

[white95sl2]

I giggled like a school girl.

[TheKvn1212]

Lmao

[polaromonas]

I laughed so hard HAHAHA it's frickin awesome!

[subzero810]

HE JUST GOT PWNED!!!

[viper909909]

once it is turned off, how does it know to put its arm back in the box and shut its lid?

[Blah117andstuff]

@viper909909 Momentum? Gravity? Magic?

That's the fun part.

[edsmitnl]

Top!!! hahaha



[KingOfTheBeyond23]

Its like it tells you.. NOPE! and turns itself off. Just like women.

[two45triox]

I don't get it ..

[bjo6strings]

Someone should make it bigger with a make human arm and buld it into a coffin... put it in front of your house on Halloween with a sign that says "DONT TOUCH THE BUTTON!!!" :)

[pendulumrulez]

It is the perfect machine! Because, It executes it's action correctly the first time! No need to modify, or redesign it, either!

[MrFosters16]

that will be so addictive

[megabobi1]

its called LMA Box (leave me alone)

[Ronnie51026]

Its funnier when its faster. and its called by the original inventor the most useless machine.

[xtrem3rd]

In a way, it IS perfect. There are no flaws as for the execution of the given command, and its purpose is fulfilled, thus making it perfect.

[Clepto91]

OMG THATS THE TERMINATOR T800 !! xD

[bowlingbal2]

wow...i could use this for everything!!!!!

[eq1v3]

does anyone know where it can buy?

[ykepex]

u can build :P

[HellonVozzo]

lol ;/

[TheBloodmonkey123]

my god its amazing

[sargeLije]

Claude Elwood Shannon is one of the founder's of the modern information theory.This machine represents digitally zero and one.

[sadnessinside123]

That IS hilarious!!!!! Cool. Thanks

[KuleRucket]

Brilliant!

[lirongyionline]

what is it used for??

[vargulf19]

@lirongyionline It's a symbol of the American teenager's constant battle with the alarm clock. The alarm goes off, the snooze gets hit

[IVomitOnYourGod]

@vargulf19 More like a world teenagers community.

[KuroNoKiri]

die coolste Maschine, die ich jeh gesehn hab^^

[Kezzap48]

hahaha i love that hand

[Rise0fChaos]

ROFL XD

[mudvayne1010]

lmfao :D

[SiLeNCel2]

i need this for the office!!!

after a hard lunch break, a loooong exhausting sh*t afterwards and 2 cigerettes to compensate all the stress, i would say to myself "ok, now it´s really time for some work again!" and so i lean back and push the switch... :)

[SmileyFacey321]

Epicness!

[manuelbaer10]

HHAHAHA OMG GREAT 5STARS

[rockytherobson]

haha awesome

[isaacinspace]

Why is no one selling these things?? I want to own this, but all I can buy is an instruction how to build one? Like I have a band saw and wood shop and mechanical shop ready to go? I've got money, just let me pay, Jesus.

[MarisolMae]

Hahahahahha, wow, that's hilarious :D

[FuckiNBlacK666]

Lol owned xD

[boOotdisk]

einfach nur geil :)

[CoraxBruce]

lol xDD

[Schnabelhund]

Fave'd

[angel88perr1]

Il senso della vita!

[MrGeschmacklos]

EPIC !!! :D

[metgood]

hahaha omg! ich lach mich tot.. zu geil xD 5/5

[2KTerranigma]

Hammer geil, sowas sollte in Serie gehen ^^

[Blecheimer]

@2KTerranigma: leavemealonebox/dot/de

[bluprint79]

wtf ô.o

[stefandemiurg]

Shannon hatte tatsächlich Humor. :) Das (allgegenwärtige) Abtasttheorem ist ja auf Dauer auch etwas langweilig. ;)

[helpmakethingsbetter]

Why not try making something that does the reverse of this machine? Ponder it deeply.

[StoneColdStunner14]

good thig..maybe this creation can be the base of more bigger creations :D

[KenKennieKen]

OMFG I HATE IT AAAAH

[divisivecottonwood]

I used to have a pc that used to turn itself off although I never paid for that extra

[NiamOfAsuras]

ROFL

[tonspurify]

Become a fan of the "Ultimate Useless Machine" on facebook!!!!

[TheKrizK]

wie geiL ist das den xD

[thefredd]

perfect, like a full circle.

[soldiers303]

i want one. where can I find the instructions? or maybe buy one?

[LSLencrypted]

you can find the instructions on instructables (google it)

[FloEcureuil]

Génial xD !

[CherrYbeers]

:D :D :D :D

[JazzmenFirestone]

xD best 16 seconds ever

[cavachiergrave]

Excellent ...!!!

[grandtippler]

Very cool

[icanhazYTaccount]

Simply awesome :)

[metinzocka]

AWESOME i want this one :DDDDD

[Bushidog34]

rofl

[machimirian]

haha nice xD

[lshachar]

I was giggling for like, 5 minutes... way the go, It's great.

[vmcshade]

This is art

[d4m4s74]

the one thing that could make it more perfect is a sign saying "do not flip switch"

[Kolafe]

@d4m4s74 no, that would suck because it isnt funny. it is perfect s it is

[Fekix14]

Wie Geil:D

[venividipwni]

awesome stuff!

[forseeporno]

genious!

[Morgenroot]

Wo kann mann so was kaufen?

[tobuakuri]

wie wärs mit selber bauen?

[aiirohana]

ахаха, я ржала xDDD

[amauricom11]

awesome! hehehe

[Melliw1911]

gg Claude

[Schiwi82]

Ich hab mir jetzt auch eine gebaut :)

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[abc123gpl]

Geil !

[snateraar]

GE-NI-AAL

[puddingredmar]

fantastisch dit, echt geweldig!!

hatsie flatsie

[elale1986]

Wer diese Maschine und die vielen anderen Erfindungen von Claude Shannon sehen will, sollte ins Heinz Nixdorf Museumsforum in Paderborn kommen. Die Ausstellung ist der Hammer und die ultimative Maschine darf man sogar selber betätigen!!!

Seht mal die Videoantwort!!!

[fuesalis]

GREAT!

[TakaImprezka]

wtf

[MrWireTuts]

Haha scheiße ich schmeiß mich weg !!!!!

man ich hätte zu gerne auch so ein ding :D

damit kann man bestimmt super freunde veraeschen :D

[spechtbert]

genau das gleiche dachte ich auch, allein der gedanke bringt mich schon zum lachen.

[hpk00]

you want to see it again... and again... and again... and again... and againnn!

[orcavacca87]

where can i buy an "iron hand" like that???

[ZefixNoEins]

Zu geil^^

Alleine die Idee is total genial, mit sowas sollte mach doch sicherlich geld machen können. Ich glaub s gibt genug leute die sowas kaufen würden^^

[MrCojack]

Hillarious

[clixx90]

:D könnt mich wegschmeißen! Super Geil! :D

[audreymcnuggets]

wouha!!!!!!!! j'en veux une!!!

[Schiwi82]

Klasse Verarbeitung, wo hast du die her? Wenn du die selbst gebaut hast, solltest du davon nen ganzen Haufen basteln und verkaufen, ich nehm eine! :)

[gusyyy23]

Die hat nicht er gebaut, die hat Claude Elwood Shannon gebaut.........

[Hansenberd06]

bellissimo!!! veramente una figata!!

[erqxx]

i want to buy it, any ideas?

[web84jrs]

der wahnsinn!

[kapitanpieklo]

hahaha, hilariuos!!!

[lightw3d]

best 16 seconds of my life hahahaha

[ROBLOXuser5013861]

@lightw3d You mean 17.5?

[KaiToTheN]

der hammer

[vaenra]

yeah xD

[telewizor86]

zajebiste xD

[Yamsareverytasty]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[omfgwtfh4x0rz]

Oh god, WIN!

[kroich2]

EPIC WIN!!!

[smg361]

LOL!

[DodgeMeitschi]

epic :)

[werido55]

lmao that was very good 5 star

[laaayon]

omfg, i just cant stop laughin PERFECT LOLOLOLOLOL

[EugenioNS]

the lazy machine

[dgleao]

Much like windows, solving problems it brought...

i know, old, had to be said.

[lumagalhaes]

bom bom é Good Good

[liesder]

This is Epic Win!

[tefoca]

Mankind is lost

[horimoto]

Incredibly funny, you should definatelly sell it! Maybe using different settings and patterns.

[gabritinha]

AWESOMEEEEEEEEEE!

[yagogondim]

brillant!

[rufusqaz]

where can i buy one????

[DarkCrux]

hahahahahahahahahahahahha I laughed so hard.

[lbcitezen]

WTF is the point of that? Its not a stress re leaver that's for sure.

[duckythescientist]

Perfect.

[adj789]

There was another video like this one made before

[MrTimothyParsons]

finally something that turns itself off!

[Albanianator]

That's so smart and dumb at the same time that its brilliant.

You should sell it haha.

[iDesell]

This is amazingly stupid.