@MisterxALG Chuck Norris ne cherche pas à atteindre la perfection..par contre la perfection a encore du travail pour atteindre le niveau de Chuck Norris
Certaines personnes pensent que Chuck Norris est supérieur à dieu. Si il avait été supérieur à lui, il n'aurais pas jouer dans walker texas ranger. Dieu n'a pas jouer dans walker texas ranger. Dieu est donc supérieur à Chuck Norris!
Hey les gars il faut arrêter avec Chuck Noris, ce n'est pas un dieux , c'est juste un acteur ! Si c'étais un dieux, il prendrai ma tête et l'écraserais sur le claviervthzetrhtzztrerhtrbgethrtgrthznr
Vous êtes vraiment stupide de penser que Chuck Norris est un dieu si c'était le cas et qu'il voyait ce que j'écris en ce moment il viendrait chez moi et me frapperait avec mon clakljeawohohqfwiohwoiehlkwejf
@MrMisterart En traduction littérale oui, mais je ne pense pas que la phrase garderait du sens si on la traduisait comme ça en anglais, en tout cas, pas le sens qu'elle a en français.
@IAMaRandomCODplayer hahahah he was a inspirational when a lot of people were young he inspired me with martial art karate... of course now im in bjj but he inspred a lot of people... AND HE CAN KILL WITH A LOOK
Did you know that chuck norris can time travel? Too bad his furture self killed him because he said " If there is more than one chuck norris, the universe will fall in chaos."
DON'T READ THIS CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE; HOWEVER, IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO OVER THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY! POST THIS TO OVER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS S SCARY BUT It realy work
some people are wondering why all the comment are in french... maybe because... hmmmm... THEYRE SPEAKING FRENCH IN THE VIDEO ?? ummm so... yeah... au fait excellente video surtout le 1 et 2 =)
Comment faire pour avoir pleins de "j'aime" sur ton commentaire ? Il faut écrire la réplique marrante de la vidéo. Laure 88 et Shuka68 le prouvent ^^.
Le 1er est le meilleur car comme le dit un fait : "Le seul jeu auquel Chuck Norris perd est celui de cache-cache, car quand on cherche Chuck Norris, on le trouve"
LA 4 EN PREMIER !!!!!
thekilleur57680 8 hours ago
il dit vraiment elton john???
krazik78 4 days ago
@krazik78 Non, il dit little John.
dgdl59danse 3 days ago
Seul Chuck Norris en regardant l'horizon peut voir son dos. Donc c'est un dieu ...
FullFlaky 3 weeks ago
Haha super vidéo j'ai hurlée devant mon pc XD
MyGhostSpirit 3 weeks ago
geweldig
manu291995 4 weeks ago
et c est souvent ds la gueule mdr
manu291995 4 weeks ago
je met les pieds ou je veux et c'est souvent de la gueule mdrr
rech97 4 weeks ago
Seul Chuck Norris peut monter en bas ;)
MisterxALG 1 month ago
@MisterxALG Chuck Norris ne cherche pas à atteindre la perfection..par contre la perfection a encore du travail pour atteindre le niveau de Chuck Norris
pascal9222 4 days ago
Certaines personnes pensent que Chuck Norris est supérieur à dieu. Si il avait été supérieur à lui, il n'aurais pas jouer dans walker texas ranger. Dieu n'a pas jouer dans walker texas ranger. Dieu est donc supérieur à Chuck Norris!
MsPREDATOR23 1 month ago
@MsPREDATOR23 Merci les points culture !
Fait toi une propre opinion la prochaine fois :) !
Mrpivot34 1 month ago
@Mrpivot34 Pfff je pensait que parmi tous ces abrutis personne ne connaissait linkthesun. Bien joué je pensait pas me faire griller!
MsPREDATOR23 1 month ago
@MsPREDATOR23 haha et oui personne n'echappe aux fans de linksthesun !
Mrpivot34 1 month ago
there's no top 5 for chuck norris, everything's on 1st place.
Gravehaunt1337 1 month ago
Si Ta 5euro Est que chuck Norris a 5euro Il a plus que toi cherche pas
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Hey les gars il faut arrêter avec Chuck Noris, ce n'est pas un dieux , c'est juste un acteur ! Si c'étais un dieux, il prendrai ma tête et l'écraserais sur le claviervthzetrhtzztrerhtrbgethrtgrthznr
pticake62100 1 month ago
Chuck Norris ne sait pas faire le tour du monde car c'est le monde qui tourne autour de Chuck Norris.
ganntsk 1 month ago
@TpowerProductions, 9gag, tout ça...
Balmung35 1 month ago
Vous êtes vraiment stupide de penser que Chuck Norris est un dieu si c'était le cas et qu'il voyait ce que j'écris en ce moment il viendrait chez moi et me frapperait avec mon clakljeawohohqfwiohwoiehlkwejf
TpowerProductions 1 month ago 53
@TpowerProductions aucune personalité ...
dydi66shadox 1 month ago
comment ce fait-il qu'il puisse y un bouton pouce rouge
c'est surement que chuck norris ne connais pas encore youtube!
MrMisterart 1 month ago 2
@MrMisterart En traduction littérale oui, mais je ne pense pas que la phrase garderait du sens si on la traduisait comme ça en anglais, en tout cas, pas le sens qu'elle a en français.
mushuable 1 month ago
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I dare Chuck Norris to punch me before I finish this sentenc
thecomentator10111 1 month ago
jmet les pied où je veux, et c'est souvent dans la gueule XD j'adore
michacorX 2 months ago
You know what? Aliens Does exist, they are just waitin the chuck norris's dead for attack, but, he can't die
HabboAster 2 months ago
110 personnes mourons d'ici 2 minute
jkx240 2 months ago 5
Chuck Norris can peel knife with apple
stephan40683 2 months ago 23
Chuck Norris ne sait pas à quoi ressemble Nicolas Sarkozy, en effet Chuck Norris ne baisse jamais les yeux.
pacdbz 2 months ago
@fifidika????? etc.
You should be alerted, Chuck Norris can kick ure ass trough the display of his laptop -.-
And change ure nickname its dumb
Lix010 3 months ago
écoute bien hilton jones je m'est les pied ou je veux...et c'est souvent dans la gueule!! =)
jkx240 3 months ago
chick norris is sh,,,,, x(
finikoundanikos 4 months ago
Rien que la tronche me fait marrer !!!
biggerbi 4 months ago
chuck can speak french in english
colinbluewood 4 months ago 3
Je kiff Grave le "t'as le bonjour d'Alfred!"
Albertwesker45 4 months ago
"t'as le bonjour d'alfred" MDR
wladimirsokota 5 months ago 5
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olivier1251 5 months ago
Le célèbre "je mets les pieds ou je veux et c'est souvent dans la gueule !" Culte !
Je connaissais pas "T'as le bonjour d'Alfred".
joarsupersaiyen 5 months ago 2
de quels films les répliques sont tirées ? :)
guillaumeization 5 months ago
La première elle est d'anthologie, du pur bonheur, c'etait l'epoque ou les doublages etaient de haut vol lol
; P
JEANBRUCE1991 5 months ago
" Je met les pied où je veux Little John.. Et c'est souvent dans la gueule! "
MDRRRRR
ReilaPuddi 5 months ago
Grace Joo is the new Chuck norris
Spread this around
drew91x 5 months ago
ta l'bonjour d'alfred
fana607 5 months ago
i dont understand why every thinks hes a beats, hes a MOVIE STAR
IAMaRandomCODplayer 5 months ago
@IAMaRandomCODplayer hahahah he was a inspirational when a lot of people were young he inspired me with martial art karate... of course now im in bjj but he inspred a lot of people... AND HE CAN KILL WITH A LOOK
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This...is ...AWESOME!!!
1. Translate "Will Chuck norris ever die" from English to Vietnamese on Google Translate
2. Copy the text and translate it from Vietnamese to English
3. See the answer!!!
SuperOldman1991 5 months ago
Nuck Choris
shadowrslayer 5 months ago
- " Attention où vous mettez les pieds ! "
- " Je met les pieds où je veux [...].... et c'est souvent dans la gueule ! "
J'étais explosé de rire quand je l'ai entendu pour la 1er fois !! XD
TheCyrilou32 6 months ago 4
@TheCyrilou32 little john a du se chier dessus quand braddock lui dit sa
MisterKill95 5 months ago
he has aimbot !
Daniienstein 6 months ago
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Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
Chuck norris killed 2 stones with 1 bird
Chuck Norris can sneeze with open eyes
Chuck Norris played Call of duty 4 in Windows 95
Aminomi 6 months ago
Chuck Norris killed Osama by poking him in Facebook
sav4o 6 months ago 4
Damn Spanish makes everything sound like a Spanish drama
PresidentDRCI 6 months ago
@PresidentDRCI Spanish?
Comissar80 6 months ago
@PresidentDRCI French, dipshit
JujuBallez 6 months ago
CHUCK NORRIS FOR PRESIDENT!
nmariam123 6 months ago
how bout english u comey piece of crap
weibelrr 6 months ago
Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmare , but nightmare have Chuck Norris dreams!
G4m3rZzZ4 6 months ago
i shall disli.. Huh WTF NOOOO ( ** Cencored ** )
-Sign,
Chuck Norris was here
pekmeng93 6 months ago
Levels of world
1.Justin Bieber
2.Very Easy
3.Easy
4.Medium
5.Hard
6.Michael jackson
7. Undertaker Very Hard
8. Chuck Norris
Waywardfull 6 months ago 5
@Waywardfull lol
OnisionSpeakz 6 months ago
chuck norris kill them all and not even realized thanks to his power
Revmexico 6 months ago
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Once Chuck Norris wanked upon a truck's engine, we know him as Optimus Prime.
TvojaStara1 6 months ago
J'adore. C'est notre Dieu ! xD
XsharkunX 7 months ago
chuck norris doesn't have nightmares, 'cause the nightmares don't dare to enter to his mind
scarletkiss1 7 months ago
@scarletkiss1 no, its chuck norris doesnt have nightmares, nightmares have chuck norris.
WoWtwinkytwink 7 months ago
@WoWtwinkytwink do you mean that nightmares have nightmares about chuck norris
MrStarbucks18 6 months ago
Chuck Norris doesn't need a gun he just needs his imagination.
JakaxBone3672 7 months ago
0:54 thats why monster stay clear from chuck norris's bed
TheDoglover23456 7 months ago
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ʇuǝɯɯoɔ sıɥʇ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥ punoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ
ogicabp4u 7 months ago
0:32 "Is it me you're looking for?"
0:44 "You're starting to piss me off."
0:59 "Hello from Alfred..."
1:06 "If you come back, I swear you'll go home with your dick in a Tupperware"
1:22 "I put my feet where i want to, And it's often in asses."
KitaxNekoSama57 8 months ago 18
@KitaxNekoSama57 everything approved except for the last one
hachouma23 7 months ago
@KitaxNekoSama57 For the last one It's I put my feet where I want to . And it's often in heads
dipole92 7 months ago
@KitaxNekoSama57 1:22 its in the face, not in the ass.
CorsairRunner 1 month ago
@KitaxNekoSama57 are these the actual things he seas
stfub100 1 month ago
France's army surrendered to Chuck Norris after watching this video...
brunty11 8 months ago
i dont understand this languche
bgfoot100 8 months ago
CHUCK NORRIS has already died but the devil doesn't have the guts to tell him
XrapXx 8 months ago
As a child, Chuck Norris didn't learn the alphabet.
The alphabet learnt Chuck Norris.
tehnoobbusters 8 months ago 3
chuck norris is shit.wait a sec someone in my door
TheNIKOLAKISS 8 months ago 144
@TheNIKOLAKISS soon it wont be YOUR door anymore.
pop1pop10 5 months ago
@pop1pop10 hHAHAHAH YESS
TheNIKOLAKISS 5 months ago
@TheNIKOLAKISS in ur door? dont u mean at ur door
miciso666 5 months ago
@miciso666 no, he means IN his door, because Chuck Norris is able to get everywhere, even inside a door.
Jeck9521 5 months ago
@TheNIKOLAKISS lol
sdddxx 5 months ago
@TheNIKOLAKISS xaxa wraios
HellasRocks4Evar 5 months ago
@HellasRocks4Evar ella wrh elladara
TheNIKOLAKISS 5 months ago
@TheNIKOLAKISS IN your door? well help them get out!
TheDARIEN54321 4 months ago 3
@TheDARIEN54321 lol you understand what i mean but im from greece and i dont know to write english well.so forgive me:P
TheNIKOLAKISS 4 months ago
@TheNIKOLAKISS in your door?
sinistereb 4 months ago
@sinistereb
Hes that good
LeeRoy5804 4 months ago
@sinistereb there's a lot of gliches like that, where people hide inside doors...
nomadraphal 3 months ago
@TheNIKOLAKISS R.I.P ..
UJuniorFof 3 months ago
@UJuniorFof lol
TheNIKOLAKISS 3 months ago
@TheNIKOLAKISS
ass hole fuck off and die!
Rocknrollcafe 2 months ago
@Rocknrollcafe FUCK YOU BITCH WHATS YOUR PROB?
TheNIKOLAKISS 2 months ago
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
SGS2919 8 months ago
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SGS2919 8 months ago
chuck norris can speak spanish in 3 different languages
wolfpackmanfilms 8 months ago 29
Did you know that chuck norris can time travel? Too bad his furture self killed him because he said " If there is more than one chuck norris, the universe will fall in chaos."
pwnagesssss 8 months ago
chuck norris was ceasar the great!
wallofdeath123 9 months ago
Chuck Norris IS king leonidas
kosmi83 9 months ago
chuck norris can speak spanish in german
David76481 9 months ago
haahhahahaha
HELLAS1070 9 months ago
Why does Chuck Norris not wear Sun-glasses ?
Because neither does Sun wear Chuck-Norris-glasses.....
THCModule 9 months ago 3
In Soviet Russia , Chuck Norris kills you. Anywhere else , he will kill you.
GroupieCocaineCrazy 9 months ago
@GroupieCocaineCrazy EVEN In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris kills you...
Valo04 8 months ago
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TheSilverlightening 9 months ago 238
no me gusta mexicans. go AMERICA
JOUBYx916 9 months ago
Chuck norris should've been leonidas in 300
ChaozMKW 9 months ago
@ChaozMKW But he don't need 300 spartanians than :)
marchrabbit85 9 months ago
Chuck Norris can actually raise Hell.
Lassannn 9 months ago
Je met les pieds ou je veut... Tatatamm!
colorNapalm 9 months ago
Les 2 dernieres sont tout simplement mythiques!
colorNapalm 9 months ago
Nul cette vidéo !
LeFouDesChats 10 months ago
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[This comment was removed for attempting to insult Chuck Norris.]
NarutoTobias95 10 months ago
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DON'T READ THIS CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE; HOWEVER, IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO OVER THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY! POST THIS TO OVER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS S SCARY BUT It realy work
CookieTheBeast100 10 months ago
@CookieTheBeast100 chuck kicked your ass
Rfl4222 6 months ago
Chuck Norris only knows 3 words in French...
"Surrender to me..."
truebreakerz11 10 months ago
Numero 3: Chuck Norris killed the Zohan...
truebreakerz11 10 months ago
I was gonna complain about the dubbing but then I remembered that Chuck speaks every language ever.
TheKollav 10 months ago
Dans l'ordre :
N° 5 : 'Delta Force' (Menahem Golan, 1986)
N° 4 : 'Invasion USA' (Joseph Zito, 1985)
N° 3 " 'Delta Force'
N° 2 : 'Invasion USA'
N° 1 : 'Braddock : Portés disparus III' (Menahem Golan, 1987)
Inutile de dire que ce sont des bijoux !!!
hazelmotes83 10 months ago
ca fait 10 ans que chuck norris est mort, mes la mort à toujours pas eu les couilles de lui annocer,....
kcor6 10 months ago
y vaut mieux mettre j'aime on c'est jamais ^^
igor84500 10 months ago 2
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Chuck Norris once threw a stone into space... every 75 years, the stone returns to Earth, now being named Halley's comet!
rafaelbros64 11 months ago
some people are wondering why all the comment are in french... maybe because... hmmmm... THEYRE SPEAKING FRENCH IN THE VIDEO ?? ummm so... yeah... au fait excellente video surtout le 1 et 2 =)
kaideka 11 months ago
why are the top comments in French!!!
zorokism 11 months ago 4
last time i check chuck norris wasnt francios
whatdirectionisthat 1 year ago
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1.-copy and paste
2.-paste it in 2 different videos
3.. hold breath for 10 secs
4.- look at your hand
execlee 1 year ago
chuck Norris killed a Taliban by staring at him
JesseVenturaSeals 1 year ago
chuck norris can strangle somebody with a cordless phone
brahim121985brahim 1 year ago 5
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Chuck Norris is stupid.............hold on someones at my door.
Gengsta88 1 year ago
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If only you people knew how much of a asshole Chuck Norris is then we'd never see another joke about him ever again
PrinceofSaiyajins456 1 year ago
49 personnes sont mortes à la fin de cette vidéo.
Thiboo87 1 year ago
wtf
machomamajr 1 year ago
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bigcatisbig 1 year ago
@bigcatisbig like your asshole holding up shit
eLfuTaChee 11 months ago
@eLfuTaChee
trol alert!!! trol alert!
same to you...so think twice before acting like that
bigcatisbig 11 months ago
Chuck Norris can speak Russian, in Italian.
sniper133t 1 year ago
The French language surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
lorax2013 1 year ago 3
Delta Force !
rzxw 1 year ago
chuck norris pourrait étrangler quelqu un avec un téléphonne sans fil
jeekilla1 1 year ago 3
quelle homme, mais quelle homme
darkwise71 1 year ago
Chuck Norris a déjà compter jusqu'à l'infini... deux fois !!
RSgratte 1 year ago
Comment faire pour avoir pleins de "j'aime" sur ton commentaire ? Il faut écrire la réplique marrante de la vidéo. Laure 88 et Shuka68 le prouvent ^^.
Clem49240 1 year ago
toit tu commence à me aver sur les rouleaux ...
dragonfly563 1 year ago
t as le bonjour d ' Alfred xDDDDDDDDDDD 0:50
ganjaman113 1 year ago
Chuck Norris can divide 10 by 3 with no remainder.
GBallaJ 1 year ago
Premier film : Delta Force je crois, un nanar à l'ancienne, avec la moto lance-roquettes !
DamascusTer 1 year ago
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c'est moi que tu cherche
fabi0gr0sso 1 year ago
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fabi0gr0sso 1 year ago
je suis stiefmen, je parle français. oui oui, je voudrais une escargot
TheStiefmen 1 year ago
Lol wut?
Scaboom 1 year ago 2
Google , le seul endroit où tu peux taper Chuck Norris
Pamostronum 1 year ago 4
@Pamostronum Pas mal lol
TheFrenchDark 1 year ago
il dit little john ou dow john ?? lol
elgrosmax 1 year ago
@elgrosmax Ou Dow Jones. Ca appartient à Chuck Norris maintenant.
Sinon, c'est justement à cause des nanars comme ceux-là et des scènes d'actions impossibles que Chuck estd evenu un mème internet.
Alexthekiller10 1 year ago
looooooooooooooooool
kukuntz82 1 year ago
Even Frace can't resist Joining the United Chuck Norris Kingdom
Blad3sofWaR 1 year ago
J'essaie de mettre une note mais le 100 ne rentre pas ... Youtube n(est pas prévu pour chuck norris.
cendard 1 year ago 2
je veux les memes dialogues pour le prochain film revolarts....j'adore !!! quand chuck norris regarde le soleil c'est le soleil qui bronze!!!
mozlepoulet 1 year ago
Hommage a Chuck Norris, le seul à avoir déjà compté jusqu'à l'infini, Deux fois.
9hat6 1 year ago
@IJumpLikeBunny wrong...In soviet Russia...your ass kicks chuck Norris...
MVboy93 1 year ago
In soviet russia Chuck Norris STILL kicks your ass...
IJumpLikeBunny 1 year ago
mdr !!!
gurache 1 year ago
ÇA vient de quel films ces répliques là? J'adore!
JackCarter001 1 year ago
PTDR
Xecutionner2K 1 year ago
"toi tu commences à me baver sur les rouleaux!" mdrrrrr
JustLag 1 year ago 2
xD " toi tu commence a me baver sur les rouleaux ! "
MrTrost94 1 year ago
Chuck Norris c'est une vrais legende vivant les gens sans deconner
ChrisMarsouin 1 year ago
Je pense que la classe a toucher son berceau..
spacerom44 1 year ago
my mom bought my dad the best t-shirt in the world:
ten things you couldnt do but chuck norris can!
or something along the lines of that
lol
AwesomnessCrew 1 year ago
il a plus la classe dans Texas Ranger
xipaul 1 year ago
Chuck Norris can't go to any 'Top' list... everyone knows that whatever he does is number 1.
SwordSkill2 1 year ago
Le 1er est le meilleur car comme le dit un fait : "Le seul jeu auquel Chuck Norris perd est celui de cache-cache, car quand on cherche Chuck Norris, on le trouve"
pierre435p 1 year ago
super la video trop drole le numero 2 et le numero 1 :D
TheCoeoss 1 year ago
Ah le cinéma d'auteur!
icecygnus14 1 year ago
Ptain c'est pas Chuck Norris pour rien ce mec. Little John c'est fait chucknorrisé la gueule.
AmiralAkbar1 1 year ago
@AoLnap0 et il la fait en 6 avec tout ça...
JujuBallez 1 year ago
Ma replique préférée c'est "Toi tu commences a me baver sur les rouleaux"mdrrrrrrrrrrr elle veut rien dire
undertaker595959 1 year ago
tout est dit je crois xD
titiego 1 year ago