kool keef

[TMF58]

"Time is cereal"

[stuffedsonic]

I want navigation connected to my bitcheyebrows.

[deadsamson7]

God Music

[SEEINGEYECAT]

The Nigerian queens feed the king diamond cereal, that's some shit that you won't even get close to your fuckin' mouth.

[slimtimslide]

i am deeply moved, in fact i may have to go and take a poo. keith you have proved my theory that 99% of rappers are crappers (hey that rhymes - I'm a star!)

[ultamatebeatlefan]

Yo my name is Kool Keef and i don't give a fuck

[iguanabro]

diamond cereal...now it makes sense

[rawrrr22]

the name's keef. kool keef

[kers1ecm]

Kool Keith for president...

[Chiakakiri]

I know it's most likely supposed to be "serial", "cereal" is just so much better.

Also what the fuck.

[INSECTIREALICIDE]

oh man, i loved dr. octagynaecologist!

[SpadeHand]

I shit a comment out.

[dowmein]

wat

[MUPP552]

Cause time... is cereal..

[Arayziel]

It's the twilight zone rap?

[Gaaraguy13]

The noise after "TIME IS CEREAL" is like the video KNOWS how fucking weird that was.

[FSGrapecataz]

( ) ) rhyme

[jesuslovesblackmetal]

this is just like the greatest fucking thing.

[SpadeHand]

my mind

[RAWRjessicxnt]

@SpadeHand has been blown...

[redattacker5123]

the story of my life...

[DeathRattleShakes]

He even looks like somebody who would say these types of things.

[LaserCupcake]

sick beats yo.

[helemundo]

TIME IS CEREAL.

[onlyontuesdays99]

what

[Lightyear555]

This is golden. I've never laughed so hard in my life.

[7677876]

IT'S ZIM'S BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!

[madeirense31]

This is way too deep for us, lowly human beings.

[armageddon013]

@madeirense31 lmfao XD!!

[Zerojumpy]

You just mad cause time is cereal!

[teehexploder]

I SHIT A COMMA OUT

[T3hGearos]

Wat.

[Homepie]

somalia. egypt. somewhere.

[DemonBait]

And fucking magnets, how do they work?

[m0therfan]

I Am The Walrus made more sense than this.

[MrSuperKingBigNuts]

The answer to the universe...

time is cereal...

[B1ackmagic]

Navigation connected to my bitch eye brows.

[PUDDINPOWA]

where can i get the full song anybody know

[Lizardo277]

he goes soo hard on the verse probly better then Nas

LMFAO

[timmiethurner]

@Katamaridoodi wait what

[emcmw]

Best playlist for Kool Keith on my page on the internet no doubt.

[ROWROWFITEDAPOWAH]

TIME IS CEREAL

[ImOnlyInItForTheBeer]

lmao this is so awesome

[masterfox3000]

The keyboard is killing me.

[Ghost2379]

Invader Zim name stealer.

[KotoKokopelli]

@Ghost2379 Kindly die in a fire.

[KagsMagnus]

Legendary

[Keignat]

thats literally my name irl

[localvandals]

Ya chick piss on da couch!

[YogritMUN]

I'm pretty sure it's "diamond cereal" not "time is cereal".

Also, this song King Service does not exist on the internet for some reason. I've tried searching it multiple times.

[TheFanaticRat]

Beats the fuck outta Soulja Boy

[hadtomakeonetowatch]

hahaha fuck yes

[idioteque97]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[popemobile15]

WHAT IS THIS SONG CALLED

[TheMysticalBard]

King Service

[popemobile15]

man I've already looked everywhere for King Service and I can't find it anywhere

[moleboy234]

@popemobile15 last time I checked it was on his myspace. It gets better after this clip

[popemobile15]

YES! thank you

[dakotasmiffy]

@TheMysticalBard can you send me alink for this song plz

[LifeinaRaindrop]

That was horrible. Did you shit a rhyme out or was it diarrhea?

[LTVinciti]

Throwin words together awesome

[flaminyon571]

"Ya chick piss on da couch"

BRILLIANT!

[juanniG]

lol!

[Ozpoteh]

navigation connected to your bitch eyebrows

[wafflecakee]

is there any way we can download this masterpiece?

[ninjacurby]

time is cereal

[PUDDINPOWA]

whats this song called?

[SSJDevin]

where may i find more of this excellent gentleman's works so i may enjoy them

[ViolentAzure]

Kool Keith is a lyrical genius, and has always been at the forefront of hip hop as a genre.

[caudice]

@ViolentAzure this is lyrical genius? i know kool keith is good, but this shit is retarded. even though it is hilarious.

[EndeleanX]

@ViolentAzure Your comment (and this clip) literally made me laugh my arse off.

[malakapusty]

@ViolentAzure What's hilarious is that whilst that is clearly scientific fact, his lyrics at times revert to key words like 'rectum' 'doo doo' or 'penis' By that I mean most of the time. It's kinda awesome.

[c0al]

i love kool keith

[deserthobo]

i know the answer

"my name is saad and i dont give a fuck"

[AlcoholicDali]

i don't even know what the fuck i just watched but this guy clearly means business

[itsgreylolol]

I need this whole song

[MilkChan]

Al Gore would agree that time is cereal

[RDVoDkA]

i shit a comment out

[3131222]

The full song has even more badass lyrics like "I piss on ya toenails" "The stars crystal off my pubic hair" and "How ya wanna turn around and talk with shit on your lips?"

That said this is one of the best videos on youtube and i watch it everyday

[csmichaelbolton]

the Nigerian Queens feed the King DIAMOND CEREAL.

[SiegfriedSchtauffon]

It's "Time is Cereal" dumbass. Can't you read?

[SiegfriedSchtauffon]

You want a rhyme? I'll shit it for you.

[filmnoirincolor]

wat

[BigWinky]

Time? Yeah, its cereal.

[3131222]

That's some shit that you won't even get close to ya fuckin mouth.

[NordicOten]

...Ya chick comments on your couch?

[twistedlightning]

the golden mummies make a comment

[shinkaito]

I laughed my ass off thinking wtf

[Wraythhmark]

This is the best rap shit since Big Bear was DOIN THANGS

[knitcore2]

something tells me you're not a young kid. i almost forgot about big bear after all these years.

[omghai2u]

fucking goons

[pjmac88]

he is the beck of rap

[PUDDINPOWA]

whats this song actually called?

[RDVoDkA]

king service - kool keith

its only on his myspace

[Se7enHxC]

i shit a rhyme out

[johanlolz]

wtf? xD

[Shadgrimgrvy]

That's right kids, time doesn't get soggy in milk!

[TheUnpromisedOne]

THE GOLDEN MUMMIES MAKE A STATEMENT.

[AMReyRey]

my bitch eyebrows?

[MassiveJungle]

what's the name of this song?

[3131222]

king service

[Catlin11]

Where can i find this song!

[TheUnpromisedOne]

You can find this song on his MySpace page.

[emcmw]

@MassiveJungle king sevice

[Lazarus171]

I shit a comment out.

[digitalxrefugee]

well done sir.

[Lazarus171]

I know! That's the most thumbs ups I've ever gotten on a comment!

[WakerOfWinds]

@Lazarus171 Golden thumbs...up?

[SmuttyTheLion]

keef

[ajax420336]

The thing about Kool Keith is, when he was with Ultramagnetics he was an undeniably awesome MC. Then he went solo and went crazy, and started this new, bizarre avant-garde style of rapping about nonsensical subjects. He reinvents himself with pretty much every album he makes and is on a level that so far away from any mainstream MC today.

[KoholintX]

That's incredible tell me more!!

[thesagem]

Best rapper ever...?

[zimlord]

Without a doubt.

[Shadgrimgrvy]

I wish I was as kool as Keef.

[zabuma]

THE GOLDEN MUMMIES MAKE A STATEMENT

[Voltairess]

lmfao

[ActionHaenk]

are all his songs this awesome?

[Lowpem]

They are awesome, but not as awesome as this song.

[KuyaPedro]

Cereal is time.

[BenCJoker]

YA CHICK PISS ON DA COUCH.

[jaackgirdlers]

DJ LARRY!!!

[eviltravolta]

I have yet to say this on a youtube vid, but I think it might be necessary:

NEW SHIT!

[Lazarus171]

GOLDEN DOGS

[Sekhem57]

fax yourself to china

[fuzyjustin]

This shit is vids compared to my shit.

[duffsecx]

oh my god

[Goylesk]

god i could go for a bowl of time right now

[lastmondaypast1]

Hey man, time is cereal. Cant go wasting our time with vids.

[CurtDogg]

This is shit compared to my vids.

[CJAnonymous]

Shitting rhymes out can be a symptom of severe coleorectal issues. See a doctor about that, Keef.

[garettisreallycool]

wowzzzzza

[vaderRoxors02]

this makes me happy

[mushroomscout89]

keef I am dissapoint

[erix]

Why would you insult my eyebrows like that, keef

I thought we were buds

so hurt :(

[Noxolan]

is this some kind of joke?

[bearscrotch]

No.

[davidelder]

I like it better without sound

[CJAnonymous]

I would rock a T-shirt that says "TIME IS CEREAL"

[splintersag]

Does Keef give a fuck, unlike Saad?

[AdequateTortoise]

wait what.

[bearscrotch]

My chick pissed on da couch also. She sleeps outside now.

[xXSgtWolfXx]

Stop posting lame jokes.

[bearscrotch]

Stop your face. Ssssst. Need some ointment?

[xXSgtWolfXx]

Back in Vietnam, I would eat people alive for saying shit like that.

[bearscrotch]

Back in WW1, I would pee on a rag and tie it to my face to protect me from mustard gas. But that's irrelevant.

[xXSgtWolfXx]

Maybe because you didn't serve in WW1, but I served in 'Nam.

[bearscrotch]

Hey, I'm 107. I was also in WW0.

[xXSgtWolfXx]

No you aren't.

[xigene]

yo mang dis bish ass fligga dissin bears mangggg get sum fuckiin diamond cereal cuz dats sum shi u wont even got close to ya fukin moth werd you gettin dis strait.

yo son sgt if i catch u like a lil bish ass wigga again i gonna get ma boi eli porta on u ass son watch k?

peace.

[xXSgtWolfXx]

i put the cat on the grill snee

[DerkFang]

while would some old dude come to fucking youtube O.o

[bearscrotch]

Because he's a whore.

[bearscrotch]

I'm pretty sure I agree.

[CorporalDogmeat]

I like the keywords.

[bearscrotch]

Shitting rhymes hurts the butthole.

[bradtinmouth]

Real Talk

[Macycrystal]

Kool Keith is a fucking beast.

[Entamrik]

I need the name to this glorious song

[Mysterious0Bob]

According to some guy on the second page, its "King service by kool keith".

[hnwfwrestling]

what a badass

[EightAndSix]

badass

gotta get an mp3 o dis man

[santamaycry2]

Im thinking this is a joke to those "underground" rappers that rap about shit that doesn't make sense they just use wierd metaphors lol

[Sharinneedles]

kool keef also know as Dr. Octagon is actually schizophrenic. He actually thinks the things he talks about are real. And he HONESTLY believes he has been abducted by aliens.

[McMikewhich]

at first i was like this guy sucks then i read your message and now he seems like a cool guy

[CJAnonymous]

@sharinneedles:

This song is a joke, though. Compare it to the whole Dr. Octagonacologyst album, (which kicked ass), or any of his better later works. (Mr. Nogatco, Black Elvis/Lost in Space, etc...)

[Sharinneedles]

Very true my friend, Black Elvis/Lost In Space is some of the best bucks I have ever spent on a Hip-Hop album.

[noricon89]

THE GOLDEN MUMMYS MAKE A STATEMENT

[PrequelGuy]

Ya chick piss on da couch.

Thanks for letting me know, Keef. You sly, smooth, funny motherfucker.

[0xanthine0]

I SHIT A RHYME OUT

DO DA DO DING

[bearscrotch]

No we listen to this because this is funny. Bitch.