Mummers Parade 2009, Murray Comic Club, B. Love Strutters Brigade: 'Aliens of an Illegal Kind'

[timninerell]

the commenters' voices are FUCKING annoying

[skytop100]

I want to take Ozzy Osbourne down to Geno's and have him order a steak (wizz wit). He would be technically be ordering in English, but would anyone understand what the f*uck his is saying? How about some folks from the Scottish Highlands? No one can understand a word those sheepshaggers are saying either. They would probably try to negotiate the price as well.

[DjDoGz93]

Ok,

first I'd like to say that your right about the Ozzy thing and the Scottish Highlands, but do you really think the workers at Genos are that horrible they'd turn both down? NO! They'd simply try and help them, I would know that because I witnessed it myself AND, the guy ordering was from Scottland. I'd also like to add ~if you were listening~ Geno's employees never truned anyone down. But why not looking at the Next exit Main street video of Joey Vento and Genos steaks.

[skytop100]

It's all academic really, this argument, as it is well known that Johnny Hots (N. Delaware Ave, at Penn Treaty Park) has the best cheese steak, and the owner is very cool guy with no need to hog the spotlight every 30 seconds. His sandwiches are their own PR.

[DjDoGz93]

Neither does Joe Vento. He only gets the spotlight because of the name and for what he does. If you sit down with him and have a conversation then you'll know how he is and how he rolls.

[skytop100]

Include me out of that conversation. Put another way: "yo no quiero hablar con Senor Vento". I don't want to talk to his rolls either.

[DjDoGz93]

Yo solamente hable engles. Now, put yourself in his shoes. If you had an English speaking only business and knew no other language but ENGLISH, and someone spoke another language you didn't know how are you suppose to serve that person to the specific sandwich they need? Just think of that and tell me what you think.

[skytop100]

So when Joey jets to Paris, (all hypothetical, no one expects Joey to go farther than the NJ Shore), how does he order his Coquille St. Jacque on the Champs Elysees? Is he expected to speak fluent French? How about a trip to Hong Kong, or Burkina Faso? (What do they eat in Burkina Faso, other than UN rice from a C-130? I digress). What is an "English speaking only business" anyway? Get your head out of your ass. I am off to horse whip my illegal Pamamanian cabana boy now, so toodle-oo.

[DjDoGz93]

Ok you got that one about going to Paris and not knowing how to order. And by and "English only speaking business" I mean that you only know English and no other language. It just seems to me that you just can't appreciate the fact that a man LIKE Joey Vento who donates so much to the family of fallen officers,help saving the parade, and many other events.

[Philly6457]

I never cared about the Mummers before and probably never will, but this shows that Joey has brass balls when it comes to this subject. YOU ROCK!

[italstalta]

HA! That was great!

People need to calm down. It's satire!

[Mummerlife]

shoulda, woulda coulda

[oldnintendo24]

we shoulda been first!!!!!!!