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  • I thought this was amusing, its obviously satirical, all you pin headed idiots jumping to defend the Subway franchise are really 'out to lunch' ahhhhahaha

  • your NOT the one making the sub so voice your opinion on it somewhere eles

  • willy nill-ily

  • You are not an artist of satire.

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  • i've worked at subway for 3 years and cocky self-righteous people like you need to get over yourselves and find something else to be petty about. us true SANDWICH ARTISTS actually live up to our name. would you rather us just pile everything on the bread for you? that would make it so much easier for you to eat wouldnt it? i get compliments EVERY SINGLE DAY about how i live up to my title. go back to mcdonalds where it doesn't take a brain to slap together some fake food, you'll be happier there

  • this is a joke right?

  • you don't like it?? go somewhere else and make your own damn sandwich! Not every subway is owned by the Subco enterprise. Some Subway's are independently owned. Also, the process is a lot more detailed than you think. You are right...you are the artist. Your masterpiece is making yourself look like a complete jackass

  • this guy is a piece of SHIT! fucking retard dont know nothing.

  • No better name for the poster of this video than "fucktard" I use this term often in a retail environment to describe idiot Brits like him.

  • i work at subway in the mall and if u dont think im an artist then fuck u and make ure own sandwich if im not an artist then at the very least im a fucking saint for dealing with little pricks like u

  • This is like saying that the catholic church is an artist because it told Michelangelo to paint the Sistine chapel

  • Dats why I jizz on the food in the walk in fridge! Because of this pesant! !!!

  • Mate.... You must spend the majority of your life angry....

  • I don't know what you were expecting from a fast food chain, but you're a tool.

  • i love working at subway...only bad thing is the smell that you get on your clothes from there

  • I work at Subway.

    Seriously? -____-

    No shittttt we're not artists. Anybody could be trained to make sandwiches. The hardest part is dealing with people like you. I mean damn lol

  • @IbanezHunter i a future artist :p i start in a week. only thing i dont get is how hot/cold certain foods have to be and taking the temps and sht. really confusing

  • Hahahaha. Some people need lives. Like this guy!

  • What horrible bitter little man

  • It's a fucking sandwich, it's not art either way, there are no artists here. There is skill involved, as they need to go fast and still keep the sandwich in tact, but art? Come on people, is everything automatically art these days? When you take a dump are you a shit artist? You could argue that cooking is an art form, but bloody sandwiches? Pride? Back to Earth, people! How did I even end up here...

  • @mackeymkay I actually take pride of when i take a dump. It is feces that has been created by me through eating certain foods that combine in such a diligent way. The shape, size, and texture were created all by me. So yeah, I am proud.

  • i hate people like this taking credit for pointing out the things i wanted in there sandwich they are artists dumbass mutha fucker

  • what is wrong with you? focus your energy on something else.

  • @martherfarker lol!!! this is hilarious

  • Hope subway fucks you in the ass with "your" sub.

  • You need to have sex then u wouldnt be a goddamn asshole........!!!!!!!!!

  • Ha, I work at Subway. Thing is, the whole "Sandwich Artist" title, is soo dumb. To be honest though, it is a lot more complicated than it looks. Most people would be very suprised if they walked through someones job at Subway.

  • @Winchester876 today was my first day and i was actually blown away by how uneasy it actually was. im not saying its hard but it certainly isnt no easy going slow stand around job unless its around closing time lol

  • @kevin69k Yeah, but five minutes before closing last night we had a line of 15, I got out about and hour late haha.

  • @Winchester876 lol i feel ur pain!

  • Lmao this guy takes subway way too serious...get a life

  • this shit is stupid

  • im genuinley offended by your dickheadedness faggot pants

  • before you can become a sandwich artist you have to take classes online at subway university. it is a long list of classes and varies depending on if your going to be a manager or not. You are disrespecting employees of Subway. I would like to get you beside me and have you make the same sandwich i am and see who does it right. there are formulas to each sandwich that the employees must learn.

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  • Get a life doing something more productive with your time. Your an idiot!!!

  •  OOO BRITISH FAG OFFENDED , WHO WOULD HAVE FIGURED

  • I work at Subway (high school job and now my way of paying for college) and I hate the name "sandwich artist" I laughed when my supervisor hired me and said "You are now a Sandwich Artist" I thought he was kidding by that name. Later I found out it was for real. This video joke or not, pissed ME off. Fail for wasting your own life on THIS.

  • How can you call this exposing?

  • Every fucking restaurant is different. It doesn't matter how your sandwhich is made, it's gonna have all the shit you want and that shit will eventually be the shit that comes out of your asshole(your mouth). Subway retains the ethic of giving!!!!! You selfish, ignorant bastard! yea i know I'm getting way ahead of myself but I just applied for Subway and hearing people like you make me aggrivated!

  • Wow what a dick head! its great to know that the staff who serve u, will follow orders day in day out, on a low wage. knowing that they will have to listen to people like u but still get on with their work! Not making a video about dicks like u who think making a great sandwich is nothing to do with the staff but by yourself? therefore making u the Sandwich Artist! Stupidity & Vices? i saw no Satire approach but instead a lonely man who hates the world as its not 100% full of dicks like urself.

  • who cares

  • Lmfao haha funny ass video. HAHAHA FUCK YEAH! Gold.

  • i bet your not even a fucking doctor, so dont call your self one it offends me

  • no, he just didn't understand meaning of that. Sandwitch artist means that we r making pretty and good looking  sandwitches!! thats the point! we r making them look nice, and sexy!!! and customer job is to engoy it!! :)

  • I work at subway...and it's people like you I hate serving.

    

  • @karmincoverz hell yea. i mean damn, when i went there i didnt want the "sandwich artists" just piling on the veggies or meat any old way and making it look like shit. and now that i work at subway, im more inclined to make it neater than i was before.

  • I agree you're a stupid bitch. I work for subway and I love the job, would you like it better if we start spitting in your sub like they do at most fast food places? If you hate the name don't go there!

  • dude, you are such a douche! making a video complaining about the job title? just shut the fuck up! and go to McDonalds!

  • douche......

  • sounds like Peter Jackson

  • you're the idiot for going back every time to a place that "angers you"

    the workers didnt assign the title sandwich artist to themselfs

    fuck you ignorant idiot

  • what the fuck is a helipino dumbass :)

  • @spudgunjoe yes what is a helipino

  • You're a fucking retard. Just sayin'

  • why are you saying its your work???

    it aint bro, we are the ones making those subs for your ass, not you

  • If he was to die, I would chuckle politely to myself...

  • FUCK YOU!

  • Your the artist?.. then make you own fucking sandwich.

  • @707kang thats what im talking about this video was a toatle waste of time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • its the easiest job in the world. the reason they pay you minimum wage is because ANYONE can put lettuce and meat in a piece of bread.

  • what the fuck is your problem do you how much effort we do to work in subway???you douche

  • i hear a bunch of people saying that working at subway was great and you just sat around all day and ate sandwiches, im sooo happy for guys but when i worked thare it fucking sucked,,,i never even got to take a break customers were all assholes and i would basicly have to suck there dick for a tip..people think your a fucken phsycaitrist talking to you about personall life problems and tell you how much they love subway...always buzy and its minimum wage..does this shit happen at burger king??

  • it's just a term, lol.

  • Haha, I love how that girl catches the bread and spins with it :3 I do totally agree with you :L! xx

  • you dumb shit!!!! its a fast food title these workers dont give a shit its a franchize title your "known" for it get over it prick no one cares about your stupid peice of shit art

  • how is this funny? -.- really? i think fart jokes are funnier than this...please do not quit your job at mcdonalds =)

  • you are a doucher.

  • you are a doucher.

  • CLASSIC

    

  • Subway usually rips me off by putting only a thin layer of meat on the bread. I quit going to Subway just for this reason.

  • haha, this is pretty good. people that don't get it are dumb as fuck

  • wow so u are serious huh lol i guesss im a sandwich artist and if u think of how u want it we make it look better and we close the stuffed sandwich wich ur prolly fat ass is eating and i am and artist and u stewie from familly guy

  • Hey, don't like eating at Subway, then don't eat there idiot.

  • I hope this Dr. is a Proctologist so he can kiss my ass

  • I hope this Dr. is a Proctologist so he can kiss my ass

  • Offended by the term, then get away from it!

  • DrLemur has a giant Penis stuck in his ass

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!!

  • If you hate subway so much, stay your ass home and make your own goddamn sandwich!

  • You are an absoulute fucking wanker. Seriously. And you call yourself a doctor. Sure wouldnt go to you anytime soon.  They make your sub. you simply instruct what you want on it. If you were any sort of a fucking doctor you would have an article or column in a well respected magazine or newspaper instead of doing it on youtube. You are pathetic. Get a life dickhead

  • GET A LIFE THEY ARE ARTIST I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OK DrLemur. I want you to paint me a picture of a house on a hill with a blue sky.

    This makes me the artist and you the labourer, right?

  • also. we MAKE the sandwich. your not making it. just tellin us to put on. and its a sandwich not a canvas!!!!! and no subway employee proudly calls themself a "sandwich artist" your delusional.

  • hey idiot video narrator. they company calls us sandwich artists. why is it such a big deal? they wanted to have unique names instead of just employees. BTW "the way they make their sandwiches because they think they're good" (paraphrasing of course). we are required to make our sandwiches the way we do. i work there i should know. your very illiterate and do not know about what you are talking about. makin a big deal out of nothing. fuckin annoying.

  • yea you sound like an asshole man

  • Stop your compaining and make your own damn sandwich :p

  • wow that is deff. not how u make a subway sub...

  • 5 bucks says you're a douche

  • i didnt find this funny so im thinking u were serious u fucking douche how do u tell the time when ur head is in ur ass

  • yes Dr. you're thee artist.... IN YOUR HEAD!

  • @itismeroland He should stop his compaining and make his own damn sandwich :p

  • Watching this video, I completely disagree with "DrLemur" saying he doesn't think Subway employees are not sandwich artists. I work at Subway and when a customer asks for double meat and all possible veggies along with various dressings, I do my best to make sure the sandwich is presentable at the end of it. DrLemur, until you decide to work at Subway, you're in no condition to belittle the work we have to put up with making sandwiches for annoying customers such as you.

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  • if u r going to be sutch a little bitch STOP GOING TO SUBWAY im a artist

    and i dont mind them using the term so what the fuck is your problem

  • DOCTOR!

  • shut the f up and try to go there and make all those fucking sendwiches for hundreds of ppl ...and try them look nice..and anyway u have to make them by orders..which trylly sucks and that u gonna say what vegetable u want..thats not artistic from the customers point of wiev as well..god i love this ppl who bitching at things which are trully unnessery to react on

  • 1:39 me either

    2:24 me too

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  • Yes u tell the worker what u want, then the worker makes it look nice and pretty, like a work of art, thats why theyre called sandwich artists. You just name the ingredients. Ingredients aren't the art. The art is the finished product done by the worker. So yes, it is legitimate to call the workers sandwich artists.

  • If you were trying to be funny: I didn't laugh. If you weren't: you are a twat and you need to get laid.

  • even if this vid is made for fun in some way your are correct if ya think about it because they really do just follow your orders and i cant call any kind of slave (what i cal working people since work is just slavery only with the benefit of money and freedom) an artist ^^

  • get a life

  • lol you aren't the artist, you are the idiot actually eating this crap. The meat is processed garbage, why would you choose to eat this?

  • haha you sir are a tool; trying to make people getting minimum wage, working a shitty job to feel bad about a job title they have no say in. get a life, please! contribute to the world and get off your high horse.

  • every sandwich has its own order of operation. If you go into a subway and ask them to make you a sandwich how they were trained to do without telling them what you want on it, then you get the "art" so to speak. But either way its a low paying job and those people put up with a lot of crap I know this because I used to work there. so picking on them isnt cool in my books....they have enough to deal with. Fast paced job and ignorant customers is quite enough. anyway thats my opinion..

  • @MegaSweetChristine

    help me get out of subway! LOL ****Fast paced job and ignorant customers is quite enough. anyway thats my opinion..

    - so very true!

  • Let's say, I told Person A to draw my girlfriend, and I'm going to make it a potrait for her birthday. So I give Person A a photo. I'm the one telling Person A what to do and all, but Person A is the one doing it, he's the one drawing, therefore he is the artist, not me. Therefore the person that gave the title sandwich artists is correct and you're wrong. It's like you're me, the subway emplyees is Person A, and the sandwich is my girlfriend.

  • if a painter does a landscape is he an artist or a labourer after all nature created the landscape he is just copying it onto a canvas.

    logic ftw and i do hold said job title lol

  • It's a shame you had to go make and buy a sandwich YOU ( as you) made. Next time why not stay home and make it, artist.

  • Ha I work at subway. And it is fun to see how close you can make the sub look like the picture. I'm no chump :( haha

    you gotta be fast, clean and organized to be a real sandwich artist. Customer service is also key. :)

  • haha the subs are the easy part man. people think thats all it is. theres a million other things you have to do around the store.

  • Haha alright, my apologies for taking this slightly more seriously than i was supposed too.... but just for fun, i bet u can name ten times as many actors :P

  • Lol yea sandwich artist, it is pretty dumb. (I can admit it, I'm a sandwich "artist". not really more like...sub slave..)

    Grocer Baggers at Kroger's are called Customer Service Representatives....no...your just baggers...:(

  • haha wow

    bend over il pull ur head out for you doctor lemur

    i dont consider myself an artist but il defend my right to call myself such

    when u say that its the director that gets credited with the work for a film because he gives the instructions so to speak, this is wrong, the actors are infact the most memorable part of the movie, infact there are few directors who would ever be mentioned... quentin tarintino, speilburg etc however u can name many more actors cant you. just food for thought

  • I was just being stupid in this video.. it's satire.. But just for fun.. here are some directors off the top of my head..

    George lucas, Steven Soderbergh, Woody Allen

    Michael Mann, Robert Altman, Mike Nichols, Tim Burton,

    Roman Polanski, James Cameron,Martin Scorsese

    Frank Capra, Ridley Scott, Coen Brothers, M. Night Shyamalan, George Cukon..

  • Steven Soderbergh, Michael Curtiz, Cecil B. Demille, George Stevens, Clint Eastwood

    Oliver Stone, John Ford, Alfred Hitchcock, Peter Weir, Ron Howard. Orson Welles, John Huston, Billy Wilder

    , Elia Kazan, Robert Wise, Stanley Kubrick, John Woo

    David Lean, David Lynch, William Wyler, Spike Lee, Robert Zemeckis, Frank Darabont, Fred Zinneman, Sidney Lumet, Spike Jonze, Andrei Kravchuk..

  • And that was only in the first 40 seconds.

  • The Subway higher ups came up with the name. They did this to make the workers feel more important and different from other fast food workers. Just like how Starbucks calls its workers "Partners".

  • get a life buddy

  • I'M the artist!! I'M the one making the FUCKING sandwich!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

  • Your attempt at humor has come off as rude and belittling. You know it is the company who came up with that term, not the employees. You must also know it is some small way of helping those people feel like they do something nice with their lives, because in reality they have a boring, low-paying jobs. Pick on someone who deserves it if you need to. Leave those hard working folks alone. They don't make enough to put up with your shit. Lowest rating for this vid.

  • @jkeys251 I agree with you fully,,,i work there and anybody who thinks like this is a douch

  • get a life!

  • Lmfao.

    I work at Subway, and i believe the 'Artist' term is applied to us because really, i'd like to see you make a sandwich as fast and as nice-looking as we can. I'd like to watch you cut your own bread. You'd completely screw it up. :P

  • I appreciate you sticking up for your job, because we've all had shitty fast food jobs when were kids but seriously.... A retard could make a Subway sandwich. BTW, why are the tomatoes ALWAYS fucked up?

  • i love subway

    m wrkin in sbway

    nd chkn bacon ma favourite

  • great video i feel the same way

  • Google defines art as the process or product of deliberately arranging elements in a way that appeals to the senses or emotions.

    i manage a subway

    and it takes more thn just slapping stuff on a roll, it has to appeal to the customers now im not saying that the clerks are painting the Sistine chapel but there is some technique in it. At the end of the day its just a title

    your name is Dr.lemur, does that mean you're a bonafide lemur? its just a name get over it =]

  • HA ok its tryin to be satirical, sorry doc sounded like u were serious, so i apologize and retract my previous statement

  • Get a job lame ass -.-

  • oh man,get a life...sooo stupid and annoying!

  • Dr Lemur,you need to call into your nearest Police Station,a Subway Sandwich Artist has found your life and handed it in.Luckily,you will no longer have to get one.

    PS........

    f an idiot manages to get stupidly drunk,does this make him a bobafide PISS ARTIST?

  • i worked at subway. I am an artist. I paint though. Not a SANDWICH artist. Nope. It's ridiculous and I totally agree. I have to put that title on job applicatons.

  • this 3&1/2 minute video could have been sumed up in just a few words.

  • Quite correct,those words i feel would be

    Dr.Lemur needs a life!

  • Lame.

  • 3:14 sounds like a grown up stewie griffin

  • 3:12 pardon me

  • I actually thought you were being seriuos at first too until you said 'I am the artist! Not them!, don't take credit for MY work' haha.

    But I actually do get annoyed when people use the title engineer. What is a sanitation engineer? I am working hard in university to EARN the title of an Architectural Engineer. The title Architect is

  • * legally protected but engineer is not. However you have to be a qualified chartered engineer to capitalise it though.

  • Yeah that kinda would suck. And your right.. the word "engineer" is bandied about a lot too with no qualifications to back it up. A friend of mine calls herself a "domestic engineer" and she's really just an overweight housewife.  :)

  • haha! :) I actually gave my C.V. in in subway today (I am a penniless student :( ), but I won't call my self a sandwich artist, or I would be a hypocrite :)

  • true but there considered artist cuz they put the veggies on and and but the sauce on in an order that makes it art and u need to relax cuz u really didnt make it u ordered it also they dont really have a choice to say wether they an artist

  • your correct. It comes embroidered on the apron and it's the job title... But I'd like to see a customer come behind the counter and make a sandwich that's half as good.

  • Hahaha. Great satire.

  • Congratulations for being one of the few people in the world to have watched this video without taking it seriously. :)

  • AND BTW you call your self Docter when you not a real docter. so shove it up you fucking ass you ignerint basterd

  • oh who fucking cares, get a fucking life. ..no one cares. okay how about they keep useing the trem and you stop making videos that no one cares about, I think that a good copermize. just stfu you fucking cunt bag. good you just piss my off you more fucking airagent then them you paziy ass bitch! and one last time..... NO ONE CARE AND YOU SHOULD GET A LIFE!

  • Get a damn life, and make your own god damn sandwich MR.ARTIST

  • Angers you? Stop going to Subway.

    You think you the artist? Well make your own fking sandwich at home.

  • idiot

  • 3.24mins 214 seconds of my life wasted, what i Fucking nutt Job this guy turned out to be as if you did'nt have any thing better to do with you'r life you sound like some alienated American, but hay 35,413 views not bad hahahaha

  • I wasted 3m of my life on this stupidity

  • fucking doctor??

    what doctor???

    i heard you say you're doctor "hymen"

    hahaha

  • hahah funny shit

  • sorry..but gotta say...we dont even like to be called artist...coz we mess up with people's sandwitch....well..if u call that a form of art..then i will accept the title..but lighten up dude...its just a job and a sub...paranoid...u..

  • You are so far up your own ass, get help. Its just a fucking sandwich GET A LIFE.

  • satire...idiot

  • omg...that angers u?wtf?? geta life!!

  • dude i completely agree. fucking get a life.. its a sandwich.. atleast they dont spit it in omg.

  • satire...idiot

  • ok, I WORK AT SUBWAY!!!!!!!!!!!

    You are stupid---- like we pick to have the title sandwhich artist?

    Seriously, you have no idea how many dicks like you we get a day.

    We work so you can have a nice sandwich.

    && btw- please dont be mean to the people that work at subway, we DONT be mean to you- please dont be mean to us.

    AND WHATS YOUR NAME-- DR ASS? Umhhh-- WE DONT USE THE TERM----> SUBWAY THE COMPANY GAVE IT TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    God- for a doctor you are so stupid.

  • God, you should have read the info banner on the side.

    This is comedic satire. Its not meant to be taken seriously. I work at Subway too, and who cares? All subways emphasize economy and speed. There honestly is no room for a sandwich artist unless you have all the time in the world to make the sandwich.

  • You are honest to God, one of the best examples of someone who needs a life. And, go ahead and make your own fucking sandwich.

    Tell me, when someone came up with the idea of the sistine chapel, was da vinci not the artist? Interesting, you're a fucking faggot.

  • And what about your title? Dr? so are you, or as you say "stop using the term"

    Ponder......mmmmm

  • your an idiot mate u really are

  • why dont you all...GO GET REAL JOBS hahahahah

    subway sucks anyways..

    more like slobway

  • lol funny vid bro, i work at subway and yes putting veitables on bread is not art and anyone who works at subway and rally belives they are an artist needs to wake the fuck up

  • each sandwich wont cost subway more than 65 c the most expensive wich is the chicken teriyaky. subway prices are jsut riduclus but i sitll go :(