StarCraft 2 - Medic Quotes

[tednoob]

Call me when the swelling goes up!

[melikeit23]

wait, she doesn't have arms she just have hands that float. 

[therockana]

I like the "not a problem". Idk the way she says it, makes me feel reassured... idk of what tho.. haha

[keltar2007]

Same portrait as the medivac :p

[whosyourdaddya]

oh MY GOD JUST PRESS THE CC AND RECORD VOICE THINGIE AND U WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

[ChicksCanGame]

I wouldn't care if she nursed me to health, giggity.

[enkopingsbo]

Voyager doctor

[IAmTheStig320]

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo nurse! :D

[delinx04]

Who voices her??

[Googleflax]

Medics are sluts

[NewMan4096]

sluty nurse :D

[theguywiththe]

1:43 and 1:46... my favorite parts..

[keltar2007]

@theguywiththe Oh YA!!!

[M00shu]

:3

[therockana]

i like it when she says "not a problem"

[CallofDutyBlackOps28]

Marine: " i need healing please! "

Medic: " Damn it, i'm a medic, not a doctor!... i mean... *cringe*"

Marine: *facepalm*

[CallofDutyBlackOps28]

lotion... blow torch, and a comb? WTH IS THIS SHIT SUPPOST TO HELP WITH MY... ripped arm,.. wait, no... please don't tell me i have to burn it back on... please?... your not... kidding are you?

[Svenkong3]

I don't mind it hurting a lil bit you kinky girl ;)

[leo35353]

She sounds a bit like Tali

[deathratrald]

Only she and that protoss know where to put that mouth to.

XD

[RoutineHavoc]

Real medics dont have left arms. duh

[MuppeDKojo]

Everything shes says has sexual connotations...

[BelmontZiimon]

SCII should have an option to use the Brood war units instead

[thenight106]

I would heal you, but I don't have any arms. :(

[TheGoodkat44]

MEDIC I HAVE NO ARMS!

[alphadios2003]

WE WANT THE OLD SEXY BROODWAR MEDIC NOT THE SHITTY MEDIVAC DROPSHIP

[Hunkyfish20]

I don't have a health bar, but i've got something else you can raise XD.

[Specterish]

Is her voice actor the same person who did The Master's female voice in Fallout? She definitely sounds similar...

[TheAlmightyJod]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO MEDIC ;)

[noobpwnager]

How about a little 2v1?

[Woodland312]

I'M A MEDIC NOT A DOCTOR!

[LPeti1701]

@Woodland312 This line reminds me for dr.McCoy from Star Trek,who always said the "I'm a doctor not a ..." lines

[TheKimberRifleBloke]

The original nurse was based on Gillian Anderson

[kidlink4OoT]

Is it like a mii? No arms but hands?

[kingatowning]

No arms??

[thehuntersz]

No wonder they took them out in multiplayer, they were all blondes

[DiegoAlanTorres]

The bad thing of her is that she can die ; (

[PieMoe]

Husky Tales made me think of you. <3

[oneupadvanced]

I hear "better send some body bags" all the time -_-

[0bserverXD]

Venus Doctor....with out arms, how would be the sponge bath?

[fallenhorus]

best of the game

[iGurkenschreck]

fap fap fap fap fap fap xD

[AlloZ028]

*I got big wound in the chest *

Me: MEDIC!

Medic: Where does it hurt?

Me: ...

*During healing*

Medic: Congratulations, you're my first patient! Ever!

Me: Shall I survive this? T_ T

Medic: If I do this wrong, it'll hurt a little. If I do it right, it'll hurt a lot!

Me: O_O

[anhtripro23]

enter bunker "ah,help!' => rape =))

[SparksLoog]

"I have leftovers, I don't even know where these go..."

[kok989]

Medic

Fuckable.

[2BaD2BNo1]

question: if the medic drives the medivac, why's her voice different?

[GranfaloonIncarnate]

@2BaD2BNo1 They're two seperate Medics? That's my answer lol.

[TheGuyWhoPlaysMC]

@2BaD2BNo1 the ground medics are moved up into the air when they get older. so the voices for the medivacs are older

[krajikevin1]

I came

[NoobzofNoobz]

wheres her other arm

[krobi94]

@NoobzofNoobz

took an arrow to the knee

[goku3002]

@NoobzofNoobz O_o and it looks like her other arm is... levitating.

[Vulbor]

@NoobzofNoobz That's why she never made doctor.

[stawksop]

@NoobzofNoobz She lost it after surprise buttsecks from the maurader

[fourtwentypr0of]

@NoobzofNoobz u mean what happend to both of her arms D:

[waston76]

Wow O.o

[thehalorocks22]

medic is such a slut

[Revcharge]

"this was a pre-existing condition." even in space health care sucks... sort of.

[SomeGuyFromCrowd]

She seems to have removed her arms.

That might've hurt

[S4dist1cK]

I'm turned on...

[uupdown2]

congratulations! your my first patient.

best line if your okr. the worst line if your hurt

[DarkLance15]

i like the sc2 medic better.

[DarkBabyIon]

Anyone else is creeped out by the fact it sounds like the medic wants to desprately date?

[pikapikarya]

Those fucking teeth, cannot unsee.

[3732334]

call me when the swelling goes down lol

[GranfaloonIncarnate]

So, did the Protoss live or what? Note to Zealots: Don't trust a new Terran Medic with your life. :|

[Aechis]

Something tells me she doesn't get along very well with the Medivac. (1:48)

[movietester100]

Is this directly from the game or did you manage lip sync in the sc2 editor ?

[Supahx]

and then they took her out of multiplayer! Damn you blizzard

[HandfulofComments]

call you?...wad your number

[kakashi1150]

these quotes are epppppppic



[KuDastardly]

Say isn't that the same voice for the Warcraft III dryads?

[liquidmans05]

Wheres her left hand...she trashed it for equip medic set and shield on left hand?

[namechanged1]

Damnit, I'm a medic not a doctor! Oh.

-Star Trek reference

[hismadjesty]

@namechanged1 Not the only one: "Please state the nature of the medical emergency"

[doonn1994]

"That's the worst infestation I've ever seen! Next time, stay away from the cantina."

[SuperRaider22]

awww she hardly ever winks... i like the sc1 medic

[ggulto2]

her voice sounds like lux's voice in the league of legends hm must be same voice actress

[olegario39]

why is the medic not in skirmish, but it is in campaign? o_O

[TheVlp3r]

@olegario39 ... Medic-Marine-Marauder - Over Fucking Powered

i'm a terran player and even i see how imba that would be XD

[doane1981]

Medic: Now, most hearts wouldn't withstand this stimpack, but I'm fairly certain your heart will-*stab needle into heart* *BOOM* O_O.....  Marine: What was noise? Medic: The sound of progress, my friend.

[GreenEarth28]

@doane1981

Zergling: Kill me.

Medic: later.

[franciscojavierm]

She and the TF2 medic would be a match made in hell!

[Lukesman5853]

blonde nurse.

[CallofDutyBlackOps28]

@Lukesman5853 only you, would have spotted that :P

[LolVermillion]

I don't think my swelling will ever go down......

[Ksalald]

No more sponge baths?

[TheGreatRukh02]

I'm a medic, not a doctor!

XD Star Trek reference... :P

[luminafire]

@TheGreatRukh02 so is "Please state the nature of your medical emergency"

[franciscojavierm]

@TheGreatRukh02 LOL I'm not the only one who got that!

[Sagsul]

Check up the korean version of Medic Quotes

[epicfail86]

Oooh... Sounds serious

1:18

[kokyalord]

she just needs *puts on sunglasses* a hand

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAH!

[kingatowning]

Medics are whores..

[WeLiveToComment]

So is her mom like the pilot of the medivac??? Lol...

[aaaaaaaabre]

"Call me when the swelling goes down. On second thought... just call me!"

Fan-bloody-tastic!!! xD

[RuckaInc]

Since when did Ray-Man become a Starcraft 2 Medic?

[FallDownist]

Hear this without seeing the video... it seems a porno... sexy voice! xD

[InfernoInfernal]

Zomg, Female Andross!

[SergeantSkirmisher]

"Turn your head and cuff" TF2 reference all the way, Yay yaaaaaaaaaay yaayay yay!

Double raimbow...!

[kirby45]

i wanna see what she looks like with that visor thing down

[13midnightglory]

sooo...no more sponge bath?

[BlueTeamPlayer]

You're my first patient EVER.

Just me that fire bat to heal me.

[Crispito19]

"Please state the nature of the medical emergency" , "Dammit, i'm a medic, not a doctor": nice Star Trek references!

[Crispito19]

"Please state the nature of the medical emergency" nice Star Trek reference!

[GliTCH11]

Have any of you guys ever dated a nurse?  They usually are this horny.

[nroland99]

its raymans doctor!

[pepinozinanasshole]

Damn shes hoyt!!

[TekkaSage]

@pepinozinanasshole She also looked sexier.

[TSMK900]

The Medic from ST 1 sounds sop much more sexier.

[TekkaSage]

@TSMK900 She also looked sexier.

[X1HellsSabre1X]

i wish this medic and the medivac looked different cause there voices are....

[waffledude111111]

there's a protoss here that mouth to ....uh ....mouth to..something...

[stompkiller1]

You: That felt good

Medic: "Ugh, I've got leftovers. I don't even know where these go!"

You: They are supposed to go inside your…. ugh nvm

Medic: "Congratulations, you're my first patient! Ever!"

You: To have the thing you wanted?

[kerioken]

it hurts, on my penis.

[mangame5]

Who let Rayman loose in Starcraft?

[TheOsirix12]

she really like to say "Ohhh" and "Ahhh" lol

[pogpog28]

"If i do this wrong it will hurt a little, if i do it right, it will hurt a lot." Lol! Epic Horny Medic!

[akiratrooper]

Ah, Medic! ....wait, what? :P

[ConfidenceFitness]

they got a young college girl to do the voices

[majordread]

Reminds me of bloody Rayman

[GraydonW]

She uses psi to control her HAND.

[chechesis64]

there's a protoss here that needs mouth to mou.. ooh, mouth to..... something

[Avfcvenom]

lol blizzard are sexist make the only women units in the game are medics

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

@Avfcvenom besides kerrigan, the doc in those few missions, nova, and the banshee operator. not to mention the terran advisor. want me to go into the protoss and zerg branch of women?

[Avfcvenom]

@Slaya0Zombies1243 i relised that banshee was straight after i posted and actuly sorry bout spelling im hungover kinda but i did say units and kerrigan and nova are only playable in campain the doc if its the one who wants to save the colonists isnt playable and i dont know who the adviser is unless you mean the robot thingy agunant who what ever it is but none are avible in multiplayer i called the sexist cause nurses are stereotypicly seen to be women and go into the zerg and protoss please

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

@Avfcvenom well you kinda got me in the protoss and zerg branchs but they each have atleast 1 female unit i know of. protoss's advisor person in a couple of campaign missions and zergs kerrigan.

[Avfcvenom]

@Slaya0Zombies1243 yh but i was talking about units in multi player ;)

[CJTheInvader]

@Avfcvenom I think at some point in the story of the first starcraft they explain it.

Something about everyone having to be drafted in the army and, Keep in mind the entire human race in this game are decendants from psychotic prisoners and what not, So they do not allow women marines. But im pretty sure since everybody has to be drafted they have to be medics or ghosts. And not all can be ghosts.

There are some female ghosts, atleast. But not the type you can just make any time.

[chinito03]

@CJTheInvader actually medic came from UED. UED introduced medic to the terran colony.. =)

remember the invasion of UED to the terren dominion, the dominion doesn't have any medic..

[CJTheInvader]

@chinito03  Meh. my story is somewhat kinda right. I havent played the first starcraft in ages.

[chinito03]

@CJTheInvader , sorry my bad.. starcraft brood war which is the patch from the original starcraft. UED (united earth directorate) sent an armada to the terran dominion to take control of the overmind and to take control of the terran dominion. along with them they introduced new war machines such as valkyrie, goliath with a long range missile and the medics. same thing with zerg and protoss they received new units also. You are right. the 1st human in the koprulu sector were all prisoners

[Thiefenz]

okay, I thought the Infested medic was scary...

[yantheduke]

why the medic and firebat are not in the website?

[flashkillerffff]

mouth to something

[ADeadHeaDz]

Starcraft loves their Star Trek references, don't they?

[TheRedGameboy]

bleeeegh. Why'd they get rid of the cute Black girl from BW?

[Nabagala]

I miss the "I've already checked you out commander'' quote



[royxd101]

i would love to be a marine and try to get hurt all the time................

[MYTHWIZ]

she's hot... OOHHHH she just winked at me <3

[akinkhoo]

pre-existing condition?

[neozxa]

0:04 : It must suck being a marine, getting injected with big needles like that, at high speed, that pierces steel armor and etc.

[MCTutorials12]

Keep Pressing 4. "Buddhist wrong."

Keep Pressing 9. Get a boner.

[liquidmans05]

10 peoples got owned by medic's needle

[baki9611]

My boner got a boner...

[HuamiLim]

@E40HANdZ you gave me nightmares

[mindsoulbody]

Fuck, she has only one arm.

[beastlyboy16658]

@mindsoulbody not even an arm just a hand

[ZekeWarhammer]

...Dryads

[Zalgradis]

What happened to her thumb D:

[CommanderKylins]

Mouth to... something. Heheheh. Thumbs up if you get what I mean.

[BaxterXenon]

She has no arms, only hands. Dammit Blizzard if your gonna be lazy atleast add arms =___=

[goldsmith000]

@BaxterXenon Goddamit, this is the millionth time I've seen this comment. **facepalm** Blizz doesn't add arms because arms won't be visible in the in-game portrait. Adding animations which won't be visible to users in the game is nothing but a total waste of time and computing power.

Why bother adding something when no one's gonna see it?!

[epicSockett]

@BaxterXenon Why should they? :/ You won't see them ingame, anyways.

[Bladenavor]

@BaxterXenon Shes "Ray Woman"

[0bserverXD]

@BaxterXenon yeah but in the video game you only can see the chest and the face,that's why they did not put the arm

[Mackizar]

@BaxterXenon Well the in-game image of her is uh, really really small. and in a game like that that's mostly network based, they needa keep the FPS as low as possible, so they save poly's where they can! I'd rather the lil portraits not have arms that I cant notice, instead of like, lag in-game or crappier environment art!

[goldsmith000]

@BaxterXenon GODDAMIT NOT THIS COMMENT AGAIN!!!!!! THE ARMS WOULDN'T APPEAR DURING IN-GAME PORTRAITS. IT WOULD BE A WASTE OF TIME AND PC RESOURCES TO HAVE ARMS!!!!

***calms down***

Ok, sorry for all the caps. Not trying to offend you. I'm just sick of seeing this comment at every SC2 unit quote video.

[BaxterXenon]

@goldsmith000 Okay o.e i'm sorry D:

[Virgil077]

@BaxterXenon

Im not surprised. There close ups, so there not gonna model and animate things your not gonna see lol. Its just more obvious in this case.

[mat967]

@BaxterXenon its for performance/memory... come on

[jianhan111]

@BaxterXenon She has no arms because it cannot be seen in-game.

[taitai907]

@BaxterXenon No arms? Call Ray Med!

[AstropilotStudios]

@BaxterXenon

At least she can lend you a hand.

[Brungysalt]

m.i.l.f

medic, i'd like to F**K

[TehProductionzz]

Remind me why she isn't in the kitchen?

[TheFlyingWarPanda]

the medivac girl is like 30 while the medic is like in her 20's

[thefastesrcman]

She's missing her arm...



[equalfire]

i whould fix that :D

[Elitekiller1998]

"For the last time, this is not a strip-o-gram!"

[Hypastpist]

congratulations your my first patient *WINK THUMBS UP* EVER!