Best of Ari Season 3: Part 2

[Identityis]

Ms. Ari Gold created five accounts and disliked this video.

[TheCross72]

THATS A RENTAL! THATS A RENTAL!

[reubenreines1]

ari:what?

E: it looks like i woke you up this time

ari: no but you did wake my wife and kids dickhead vinny better be sitting in prision with a duy or something is he?

E: no

ARI: THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT CUNT MUSSCLE.

[ScottCrott]

please tell me when ari mentions patrick whitsell?



[JCKH2]

Ari Gold is just PURE WIN!

[MrCottonGin]

great work Rob! see if you can read this! *GET THE FUCK OUT* and in case your ears are fucked! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!

[greenbowzs9]

lol

[XMisterXPumpkinX]

"Imma get some SCOTCH!" Poor Mrs. Gold...

[willisrew]

why dont you have the part where ari was crying and telling babs to get out of his office

[tians94]

What episode is 2:50 ?

[HolyTrouble]

3:35 :D

[NinjaTouch]

"I'm gonna get some SCOTCH!" She's getting turned on LMAO

[Brainabutler26]

"Cunt muscle" I have never heard that one before.

[paisapunisher11]

"unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty fuck, dont answer"

[erniesilk18]

"matchbox or hotwheels?"

[heik8914]

go PIKE

[buggeazy102]

babs i know you dont do dick but didnt know you was a cock sucker

[marcomora455]

What did he say at on 0:38 ... something about a pygmy drug mule

[thefourthbeastie]

@marcomora455 hagis (a person's name) try to cast you as a pygmy drug mule? (pretty sure)

[marcomora455]

@thefourthbeastie Woah I can't recall somebody in the show who was called Hagis. Was it some Harry Potter joke reference? idk I laughed even though I didn't know wtf was that.

[thefourthbeastie]

@marcomora455 yeah, it's haggis, just googled some ari quotes and it's haggis, the director of crash which they talked about in some of the shows even though he wasn't iN the show

[thefourthbeastie]

1:12 twelve point 5 million and no one will talk to me?! NOBODY WILL TALK TO ME?!?!?!?!

[tgballin24]

"FUCK..the phones Lloyd!! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty fuck...DONT ANSWER!!" LMAO....Classic!

[bradkrit]

I laughed out loud at work lol

[SilverHammock]

Fuck the phone FLOYD. Floyd???

[kamutabe]

@SilverHammock fuck he phonesss loyd....

[randall246810]

craziest fucking son of a bitch ever,could not stop laughing

[randall246810]

ari is the craziest son of a bitch i have ever seen

[emycasanova]

At 4:24 is the scene Entourage used that made Ari won the Emmy.

[davey9000]

lmfao 2:25-2:28

[Jreyes76]

I HAVE 100 CLIENTS TO DEAL WITH AND JUST SO WERE CLEAR I DONT CARE OF ANY OF THEM... THERE ALLLLL JUST A NUMBER LIKE WIFE #1 AND THEARPIST #7 GOOD DAY!!! *SALUTE*

[hamm99]

Ari rules!!!!!

[MikeMoKnowsThoseHos]

What if i told you i had a 22 inch cock, would that be something you might be interested in?

HAHAAH fuckking amazingg

[TechnoLife120]

u know, as abrasive as Ari is, his anger issue is never projected on his kids. He's a jackass in work and a jerkface with his wife but a really great dad.

[TheJohnsonsOfficial]

im gonna get some scotch !!!!....

[jammatoonarmy]

...what?!

[dosco145]

"What if I told you I had a 22 inch cock, is that something you might be intested in?"

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[hussi434]

ORGASMIC XD

[MrJuanism]

I love how he walks off at the end at the end of the video and looks back like Bigfoot

[jellyjamacain]

"Gonna get some scotch!"

Haha, love it...

[silkscrim]

this is too good :D

[spanishwhiskey]

"Lunch is on me provided that, Joyce, you still have your stomach stapled."

[phillyeagles217]

3:24

[spanman90]

"fuck the phones lloyd, unless it's carmen electra calling for an emergency titty fuck, FUCK THE PHONES!"

best line in the entire series

[Fox250R]

@spanman90 Actually he says "Dont Answer"

[lenerbean88]

"He will sue you. He'll take everything you have; the house, the cars maybe even turtle." LMFAO

[phillyeagles217]

broke back motherfucking aqua man BITCH

[israelsweety]

I love the "get the fuck out" when he fires Rob it's like he's dancing

[rahmoney2012]

funny is helll

[GTOholla]

GET THE FUCK OUT!

lmaooo

[SANDIEGOCHARGERSRB]

"You Hitler loving anti-semetic cunt bag" lol :P

[LynxMamba]

"Vince's out. Jake Gyllenhaal is in. Brokeback Motherfucking Aquaman...Take that bitch!"

[injoi101]

" Where are you? sounds like your getting fucked by a jackhammer."

" No, im testing out this new car."

"Matchbox or Hotwheels?"

Hahhahahha

[commishml]

Danna is hot!

[neverbackdown1983]

she's even hotter in season 5. search "Dana loves Ari Gold".

[LynxMamba]

"What the fuck you want, cunt muscle?" LOL

[jesuitprepboy]

0:46 hahahahahahahaha

[nagajay]

4:14 just made me lawl

[jennifersman]

"I WILL INTERN U LIKE IT'S 1942!" Ari is at his best when he goes ballistic

[pikappelf]

"I don't care if it's a porn shoot in which he is being gang-raped by a gaggle of silver-backed apes, if there are cameras rolling, everyone wins."

01:30

[yannickwolfe]

ahahaha 2nd best live ever

[Jagorvenat0r]

"so i was forced to give away my virginity on the back of a moped" XDD

[lollipop128]

'lunch is on me providing that joyce you still have your stomach staple'

'yeah fuck you ari'

ari's line plus the way the lady calmly delivers 'fuck you ari' gets me everytime.

[LupoBHS]

I still kinda don't get it is he implying that she is really skinny?

[SCRUFFTON]

Getting your stomach stapled lessens the size of your stomach, therefore cutting down the amount you can eat before getting full.

A lot of trophy wives do it because its easier than self control.

[rubiaraya]

DAMAN!

[bhdgiva]

Ari,thats a rental,thats a rentaaaaaaal...

hahahahhaahah

[push2thelimit]

Leslie Bibb is really hot in that scene.

[push2thelimit]

"you Hitler-loving, anti-Semitic cuntbag."

[btw3006]

"what if I were to tell you that I had a 22 inch cock, is that something you might be interested in?"

great line, Ari Gold is so hilarious

[PhxPride1]

One of the best lines in Entourage history!!!

[pl0x3rzj00]

were are it sounds like youre being fucked by a jackhammer lmfao..

[usabreakers]

Now how bout a blow job b4 my big vince meeting lOl he was all serious

[sot25]

dana gorden's HOT!

[carlton15]

dana i have never cheated on my wife..since she became my wife but if you wanna jerk me in the car right now im game

btw whoever plays dana gordon is fucking sexy

[Jbonetml77]

Her name is Constance Zimmer

[daggmaskarna]

Fuck the phones Loyd, unless Carmen Electra for an emergency tittyfuck don't answer!

[carlton15]

broke back motherfucking aquaman take that bitch

[xmusique]

"I'mma get some SCOTCH!"

[p3rvypri3st]

It's very simple actually, I told him he'd have to fuck you if he didn't.

Gets me everytime.

[moosewagen]

You Hitler loving antisemedic cunt bag LOL!

[zachskillman]

how to answer a question without a question. basic humanity 101! i thought with ur wall of dilplomas you could fix that or atleast give her a pill to make her amute

[DeaconJF1ash]

"he'll take ur house, ur cars, maybe even turtle"

[RonMurillo]

im gonna get some SCOTCH!!

[push2thelimit]

when i'm on my bad side i'm definitely like Ari.

[zenuchi]

me too lol

[mcmisterious]

seein lyod prance out of the office when ari throughs that stapler at him is priceless....hahaha

[drbooty]

i'd so fuck dana

[1800REDGENESIS]

what if I told you I had a 22 inch cock, would that do something for ya?

LOLLL!!!!

[MarkSwirsky23]

this insnt part 2

[pliene29]

jeremy deserves an OSCAR, he's brilliant!

[WhiteDudeWithAnAfro]

Jeremy Piven won't get an Oscar because Entourage is a TV Show, but he has won 3 Primetime Emmy's for being Ari Gold. Primetime Emmys are like TV's version of Oscars, so atleast he is getting the credit he deserves.

[cobyb03]

haha you just gotta luv ari gold

[chillidawgc9111]

i love ari hes fucking halarious