SIZE DOES MATTER

[tomjary]

you look like the mold that grows in between my toes in gym class

[urmstonbeaumont]

youre a slag

p.s i have a ten incher

[anthonychad]

fat chicks smoking cigars is not fun to look at

[urmstonbeaumont]

@anthonychad agreed

[121314151617181943]

This is a joke video don't take it serouly

[zottelmischel]

Thank you

[larussell68]

Haha I fuckin love you!

[mazafuzle]

we have a saying here in argentina it goes like this " mas vale chiquita y juguetona que grandota y dormilona " it means better small and playfull rather than big and lazy

[2011EEF]

i love daylight party lmao

[Rrtor]

I have an 8 inch penis, but I still think you're a snobby, hedonistic, consumerist cunt.

[xvxpivotxvx]

Girth. All about the girth.

[hollywood1199]

its all about size when u got the sleeve of a wizard

[MackDDK]

at the beginning she was smoking a cigarette, eting from a small box of chocolates with an average bottle of wine. at the end she had a Cuban cigar, a magnum bottle of champagne and a large box of chocolates... thumbs up if you noticed too. :P

[cunalingusmyanus]

bet this cunt could shove that bottle up her snatch fuckin whore if you need a big dick it's cuz you take them too often

[psyco1307]

woow your like the biggest DOUCHEBAG i have EVER seen. your not classy at all, sorry. i am a norwegian so i can acctually say this with confidence:) nice champagne tough

[psyco1307]

@psyco1307 o shit this just fake and gay and bullshit. i thought it was real for a second, im not captain obvious

[angrymonkey123]

oh, shit, champagne, chocolates, and a smoke. Bliss! Size matters most of the time, and if they can't use it, they can be trained. :)

[imaimashii1]

does that apply to mens anatomy ? ;P

[zardozman7]

Gosh darn it! you got me all insecure now! lol cowering in the corner*

[MsBurpy]

@zardozman7

Don't be silly! It's the size of the Beer Can that counts!

xoxo

[shotgunsmoke]

i wish i could get high with you!!!!!!

[MsBurpy]

@shotgunsmoke

When you wish upon a star.....

xoxo

[Gruntsplatter]

ill fist you how about that for size?

[MsBurpy]

@Gruntsplatter

How about I rip your balls out through your arsehole... How's that for size?!!

[Gruntsplatter]

@MsBurpy HAHA that would be great

[joshje777]

The only measure that matters is the size of your Soul....and I’m not in a position to judge about that ..... so go by...what makes you really happy.....

[27121957]

hahahahahahah

Is it the Bubble !!!

Is it the Chocolates !!

Could it be the Cigar's !!

Or maybe the Friggin candle..

hahahah

Darlin you are just a scream...and i love ya for it.!!

Bigger is better heheheheh .....having one is good enough ??

Regards Glenn XXX

[AustTubeYou]

This is a classy video. We in AustTube you are happy with our size and are very comfortable showcasing you today on our autoplay. We promote new Australian talent, and link this to the US: AmeriTubeYou, and Europe: TheWhoTube, Europe. So, MsBurpy, today, you are promoted on AustTubeYou!!! Best wishes ATY

[XrotarebiL]

I love the icon for this video.

[ZMoulton]

Great! Liked it how the box of chockies got bigger and then the bottle upgrade!

[Adelaideboiisgay]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Adelaideboiisgay]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VlogasaurusFlex]

I've never had a complaint regarding size.. only that it's a little too much.

[oopspaw]

hahaha ... i agree! a bigger box of chocolate *wink* is always better than a little box .. ;D

[twish1999]

LOL!

Now that's what i call a decent size Bolly!

[MsBurpy]

@aohmann

Cheers aohmann!!

xoxo

[BlaideGaming]

OMG you look so FUCKING beautiful here!!! You have definately lied about your age on your channel, LIES. xxx

[MsBurpy]

@BlaideGaming

You're very kind Blaide.... I'm just a crazy kid trapped in an old Lady's body!!

xoxo

[GUIDOBRAT]

@BlaideGaming she's 13 if she's day

[MsBurpy]

@GUIDOBRAT

I just took a sip of coffee and spat it all over my screen as I read THAT comment GuidoBrat!

You are CRAZY!!

LOL!!

[GUIDOBRAT]

@MsBurpy have Bri clean your screen with his FUR haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[TheBeefybri]

you forgotten to open the big bottle of champagne and put your thumb over it and shake it and have a good time. Oh and you forgotten to increase the chocolates too. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Has anyone seen the Jackson 5 Lately?

[MsBurpy]

@TheBeefybri

Hey Bri!!... The Champers is being opened today, my official ONE YEAR anniversary of my YouTube Presence!!

The first box of Chockies had 6 in it... The second box has half a kilo in it!!!

The Jacksons are sitting in my pantry, just waiting for the right moment!!!

xoxo

[TheBeefybri]

@MsBurpy I have an awesome idea for you. You should get your face molded and you could make your own chocolates with MsBurpy's face on them. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Good egh? Awesome idea.

[johncrwarner]

Do Bolly do a Melchizedek, Dahling?

[MsBurpy]

@johncrwarner

Sweety Darling.. The Melchizedek is equivalent to "40" Bottles...30 Litres!!

I know why they term them with "Religious" Titles.... because it really is the Elixir of The Gods!!

I will, however, be doing my research and homework as to Bolly's varying SIZES.....!!!

Bolly's "Vieille Vignes Françaises" is on my Wish List!!

xoxo

xoxo

[johncrwarner]

@MsBurpy I know the melchizedek was a king of salem but beyond that I think there is little in the bible about him.

jereboam and rehaboam where kings of the separate northern kingdom and judea - and were historical figures.

Bolly's "Vielle Vignes Francaises" is from ungrafted stock and the vines don't produce many grapes so it is VERY VERY expensive, dahling

[GUIDOBRAT]

yep...it was ONLY A MATTER OF TIME before you got around to THIS topic, Loo

ROFL

[MsBurpy]

@GUIDOBRAT

Well it makes a whole lot of sense BratBoy!!.... Your chockies NEVER run out, your cigar lasts FOREVER, and The Bubbles flow ALL AFTERNOON!

That's PRICELESS!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

xoxo

[GUIDOBRAT]

@MsBurpy you're a woman of relatively simple needs, aincha ?

LOL Chockie, Cuban Cigars & Bubbly

[MsBurpy]

@GUIDOBRAT

Yup.... Doesn't take much to keep me Happy!!

MrB doesn't have such a hard time after all!!

LOL!

[phekwig]

Has it been a year already? Let the party begin!

[MsBurpy]

@phekwig

Yes, my "Shyness" has almost worn off.... LOOK OUT!!!!

**~~Giggles~~**

Thanks Phekwig.... I love it when you drop by my Channel!

xoxo

[GUIDOBRAT]

@MsBurpy The words "shyness" & "Burpy" are oxymorons. The word "Bri" ..well that's HALF an oxymoron haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a

[FromUnderTheRock]

When I opened my package from Acme Male Enhancement, I was disapointed to discover it was just a fake mustache.

[GUIDOBRAT]

@FromUnderTheRock HAHA good one (even more disappointed to find it was just one of those pencil-thin mustaches, too...eh? )

[MsBurpy]

@FromUnderTheRock

You clicked on Facial Enhancements!! Perhaps you could position the "fake moustache" just so, and people across the Globe would be in awe!!!!

xoxo

[royalschwarz]

Do the chocolates in the big box taste better than the ones in the little box? ;-) Whether you have a pocket screwdriver or a 3 person power drill, they both screw the screw in. It's not the tool you got but how you use it. Then again, with something subermassive as that candle, who the hell cares HOW you use it. It's gonna hurt.

[MsBurpy]

@royalschwarz

Chocolates in a BIG box, always taste better!! **Giggles**

Wouldn't the 3 person power drill, get the screw, screwed in a whole lot quicker, and then move on to screwing many many more, while the pocket screwdriver is still working away on it's first screw??!!!!!.....

The candle was for effect......!!!!!!

xoxo

[popebenadict16]

you know it baby.xx

[MsBurpy]

@popebenadict16

I keep telling my Husband I know everything!!!

**Giggles**

xoxo

[mombooty]

i love you!!!!!

[MsBurpy]

@mombooty

Thankyou!!...

xoxo

[Gauloisesmoker]

hehehe..... i love it Ms Burpy.. i love it.. and you look so damn good with either a small but also a big fat cigar!!

that clip is the perfect distraction from work for me...

you are really awesome and i still hope you will accept my one wish some day !

i am sending you all the unfiltered smokey BEST

Stef ;-)==~~~

[MsBurpy]

@Gauloisesmoker

Thankyou Stef!!

My husband thinks I'm distracting in the workplace also!!

You give me a gift by visiting my Channel, that's all I need!!

xoxo

[Gauloisesmoker]

@MsBurpy .....your voice and your beauty and your cigarsmoking drives me

insane....and awww.... i am so sad !

[BattlefieldDoktor]

Totally agree on that! I wish I could find such big beer bottles, lol

[MsBurpy]

@BattlefieldDoktor

Imagine a bottle of beer that never ran out!! DELIGHT!!

xoxo

[BattlefieldDoktor]

@MsBurpy sounds like paradise xD

[alakazam2009]

totally agree!! xx

[MsBurpy]

@alakazam2009

Thanks alakazam!! I knew I was right!!

xoxo

[Bibibosh]

HAHAHAH.. thats was actully really funny..!! lol.. the big candle .. hahah.. nice work.. gooood job you foxy momma :P

[MsBurpy]

@Bibibosh

Thanks Bibibosh!! That candle has raised a few comments!!

**~~Giggles~~**

xoxo

[BuschTukkerMan]

hey hello haha , i love drinking Champaign:)

yes i agree bigger is always better ahah, iam also a cigar lover :)

awsome video , thumps up and have a nice day!

[MsBurpy]

@BuschTukkerMan

Thanks BTM!!.... Most of the time the theory is correct, especially where Champagne and Cigars are concerned.....

Probably NOT the case is we're talking snakes and spiders!!

I hope you have a wonderful weekend!

xoxo

[fyshy1]

LOL Ms Burpy I thought size is important but what about thickness.... I always "felt' that was good with technique and interaction/reaction with a partner. :P

[MsBurpy]

@fyshy1

I've always believed that "with size comes diameter??"

**Giggles**

Bigger bottles, wider necks, larger cigars, larger girth.......!!!

xoxo

[TradieTrev]

what a lovely sized bottle of champers you have MsBurpy

[MsBurpy]

@TradieTrev

Why Thank You Trev!!.. What a lovely hangover I shall have tomorrow!!

xoxo

[Reddylion]

ok ms flamboyant......( ugh ugh got smoke everywhere in t room ;) 

[MsBurpy]

@Reddylion

Not flamboyant Reddy... I just like to test theories!!

xoxo

[Reddylion]

@MsBurpy testing theories is awesome, but dont smoke n drink ur self to u know where !!! LOL....

[cozzyk]

The comments are cracking me up. I sense some unconfident people in the house lol.

[MsBurpy]

@cozzyk

This is the BEST comment!!

I noticed the same thing emerging also!!

xoxo

[GUIDOBRAT]

@MsBurpy DONT LOOK NOW BUT SOMETHING'S EMERGING FROM THE WOODS....u get one guess who it is

[Bobdog6t9]

happy one year birthday on youtube, ya didnt share any of those yummy looking munchies (all that chocolate) with me :P

[MsBurpy]

@Bobdog6t9

Thanks Bobdog! Lots of Chockies left.. plenty to share around!!

xoxo

[miles2057]

loved the cigar, how much u pay for those beauties?

[MsBurpy]

@miles2057

Hey Miles!!... That cigar was about $30.... The smaller ones that I smoke more frequently are a "delight" and they cost about $5.....

Hope you're well!

xoxo

[MsCrowQueen]

A mans cock is not about the size. Its not the size, its how you use it. My toys certainly do me wonders and their pocket size ;-) lol.

I gotta shut up.

[MsBurpy]

@MsCrowQueen

LMFAO!! Pocket Rocket Rabbit!!

Love Ya Girlfriend!

xoxo

[WhistlersBrother]

@MsCrowQueen Perhaps that's because they're in the hands of a capable woman who knows how to use them to proper effect? (As opposed to us clumsy beasts who take years and years just to develop the right finesse.) Sorry for butting in on your comment, it was such a good one I just couldn't resist. :)

[CurrentlyDisconected]

HAhha so true

if size wasn't important then sex shops would only sell 6 inch dildo's ;D.

[MsBurpy]

@CurrentlyDisconected

Good point CD!!....

Obviously "someone: in the Adult Industry fell upon my findings a long time before I did!!

Ermmm... Thank Goodness!!!

;-)

xoxo

[saintfletcher]

This is funny. I have to smile, no problems here ;-)

[MsBurpy]

@saintfletcher

Hi Saint!! I feel like Royalty has paid me a visit!!

**~~Giggles~~**

It's so great to have No Problems isn't it??!!!!!!!

xoxo

[CARSandBIKES9]

You seem to be referring to cock size? am i right lol? If you are the average adult male penis is somewhere from 5.0-6.5 inches long erect. :) its Not the size that matters, if you have a big dick and you don't know how to use it, whats the point of having it? You don't want a penis to penetrate your cervix lol, the female g spot is 2 inches inwards. FUCKED UP COMMENT I KNOW BUT FUCK IT. :)

[MsBurpy]

@CARSandBIKES9

I love any comment, so Thanks for stopping by!!

As far as referring to Knob Size... I'm not sure I even mentioned them?.... Strange for me I know, but I don't think I did!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!­!

xoxo

[MrStripyHead]

what about penis size? lol

[QueensIander]

BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

[MsBurpy]

@QueensIander

**~~Giggles~~**

What size shoe do you wear QLander???

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA!!

xoxo

[WhistlersBrother]

Ah, I knew there must be a reason you like me. ;)

[MsBurpy]

@WhistlersBrother

LOL!!

I think one day we should Collab.. you whistle, I'll gurgle Champers!!

We could probably belt out a FABULOUS tune!!

Obviously my whistling is not on the improve!!

xoxo

[WhistlersBrother]

@MsBurpy Actually, if you have any videos coming up in the future where you have no dialogue (or very little dialogue) and it's mostly visual gags, I could just send you a song or two and you could use my music for a soundtrack... The only thing I ask is that you would give me credit at the end of the vid and provide a link to my channel in the video description... Let me know if you're interested and I'll PM ya. :)

[BlackDahliaMurder22]

haha thats lucky for me then :)

[MsBurpy]

@BlackDahliaMurder22

Did you get the "Lucky Door Prize" too at birth??!!!

LOLOLOLOL!!

xoxo

[Clownloch]

How big is better ;), lol. Love the video!!

[MsBurpy]

@Clownloch

CLOWNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

Your appearance is the greatest!!!!

Hope things are going well?... Dave was on BlogTV last nite.. we were all thinking about you!

xoxo

[Clownloch]

@MsBurpy Thank you for thinking about me. I think there will be an update video up soon.

[Ribcagehacksaw]

First Because HELL YEAH IT DOES. Good things come in small packages... except good packages he he he. <3 <3 <3 Ya Burpy havin a fat trumpet in your honor

[MsBurpy]

@Ribcagehacksaw

Might have one myself!!...... HAHAHAHAHAHA~!!... And once again, I reiterate... SIZE DOES MATTER!!

:-)===~~~

xoxo