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  • FUCK this Church ... the new one sucks.

    And Caboose && Tucker cracked me up this episode!!

  • Yeah see ya later Winston Churchill

  • 4:35 not 4:47

  • 4:47 you had sex with a rock. Your sisters name is rock?  lolol

  • So the real church died and caboose took epselon and told him theyr stories so basicly the original church is dead? Please say to me if im wrong.

  • @halocombat79 Yeah, Church died during the EMP at the end of season 6. And technically... Alpha (Church) isn't the "Original" original church. The Director is.

  • 2:13 church makes a really good point

  • 2:15 church makes a really good point

  • I WANT THE OLD CHURCH BACK WAAAAH

  • Donut: And quite frankly i found the whole thing a but RUDE!

    Simmons: WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lopez; o . o

  • Whenever Meta's song plays I get a bunch of chills. Also Washington is a badass. Even though I miss Blood Gulch I really like this 'section' of the show. Good memories!

  • actualy caboose has a point he didnt teamkill church killed himself

  • I feel bad for caboose

  • thts funny they reload their gun at the same time

  • spoiler alert

    VVVVVVVV

  • He had sex with a rock?

    Grif: Your sister's name was Rock?

    lmao

  • @OddMavFly well done do you want a cookie

  • thumbs up if you thought the Reloading at the same time was awesome.

  • Thumbs up if you think Red vs. Blue should be an actual show on TV.

  • @legocloneguy22 that would ruin it.

  • @legocloneguy22 During the commercial breaks of other TV shows.

  • @legocloneguy22 while it may seem cool, I'm kinda worried that if it did happen, it would not be as funny or as cool...so I'm saying no.

  • @legocloneguy22 Nooo, that would be shit, what if I missed an episode?! WTF would I do? D:

  • yes...... no........maybe......

    

  • 1:27 Say WHAAAAT

  • didnt anyone ever get a box of crayons when they were a kid? LMAO

  • did anybody else hear grif say he hed sex with a rock????

  • I enjoy that Church thinks Tucker is a zombie and in Halo zombies use energy swords just like Tucker :D

  • They put ammo in their guns at the same time

  • I love how everyone sees Wheatley from Portal and not Guilty Spark from.. Halo...

    Seems no actual Halo fans are watching this...

  • @TonyBlacklist Dude. As soon as I saw Sparks, I could feel the rage devouring my sanity. xD Theeen I saw Wheatley.

  • @TonyBlacklist Dude... Wheatley is awesome

  • @TonyBlacklist thats besides the fact [spoiler] he tries to kill you.

  • Grif: "You had sex with a rock!"

    Tucker: "your sisters name is rock"

  • Wait, so Church is Wheatley now?

  • ooooooooh, yeah Caboose is right about "If Church traveled BACK in time, USING WYOMING'S SPECIAL ABILITY POWER-"

  • 3400 like

  • I love Caboose's little "Ok bye!" at the end for some reason.

  • Who learned Spanish from watching these episodes?

  • Does Sarge say "laser face" at 4:33? That would be weird, seeing as they hadn't found that out yet.

  • synchronized reload= EPIC!!!!

  • I love Lopez

  • Surprisingly, cabooses theory that he didn't kill church, and that church did, is actually correct. Did I just call caboose smart????? Cuz he's not. At all.

  • lol sarge said see ya later winston churchill to church

    

  • Which would make HIM the captain of their pirate ship. LMAO! XD gotta love Cabboose ;)

  • I always wondered why Epsilon in the monitor and since then is based on Church. Then I realized something, since Epsilon is Church's memory, that makes Church the biggest part of Epsilon so Epsilon's main identity is Church. This ought to be in TV tropes.

  • Your sisters name is rock?

  • Ok, I'm gonna bite the bullet and admit I don't understand the Winston Churchill reference. Any history buffs care to explain?

  • if they ever get rid of caboose i just might cry

  • so now church is the MEMORY of a AI based off of the DIRECTOR? goddamn, almost as confusing as the time traveling thing

  • "Which would also make him the captain of their pirate ship." "There it is!"

  • @bookwormwen LOVE THAT PART XD

  • ahhh... its not the old church... :( I'll miss him

  • that church thing is so confusing

  • @LucasTheAutobot "Real" Church is the Director. "Blood Gulch Church" (Season 1-6) is Alpha (an AI made from the memories of REAL Church). "Current" Church (Season 7-9) is Epsilon (or however you spell it, and is basically a copy of Alpha.)

  • @tank4ever Correction, Epsilon has all the memories of Church prior to Bloodgulch, well until he relearns everything

  • @dunnyb41 yea he was the memory part of Alpha's personality when he was split, just thought it would be easier to just say it was a copy :) lol

  • GRIFF XD

  • so epsilon is being memories of church, of alpha

  • @prefixproductions1 And Alpha is made by the memories of Church..The REAL one...

  • @TheUnknownone17 but the real church isn't actually the one from early RvB

  • @thesandmansharvester No The Director,Leonard Church...

  • Simmons does a good imitation of a parrot

  • Caboose's theory abut Church travelling back in time with Wyoming's power is true... it wasn't Caboose's fault he got Church shot

  • I can feel it... bow chicka bow wow!

  • @bearguyful Not dead, he was based on the Director of the Freelancer project, who is still alive.

  • wait guys is church dead? cuz i don't want a new church, i want the old church!

  • @purefatdude2 where have you been church was suposably dead for a long time but it turns out that he was an AI

  • @emoninja97 this was out before inception

  • church was a AI, which is already a memory, so its a memory of a memory? this is some inception shit

  • "Yeah, see ya later Winston Churchill!"

    Epic...

  • best whattttttttttttttt EVER

  • Is this before Revaltion or after?

  • @IChokeTheChicken all the videos are in chronological order.

  • @ultra695 except for the new season its in between

  • @Doyouhearthemtoo Actually the new season is half prequel and half sequel. The prequel bits with the Freelancers takes place many years in the past, even before season 1. The sequel bits with Church/Epsilon and the others takes place after season 8 while Church/Epsilon is inside the memory unit.

  • @IChokeTheChicken It should be pretty obvious that it's before revelation.

  • I was expecting Sarge to say Arrr at 3:15 :DD

  • Grif: you had sex with a rock

    Tucker: your sisters name was arock

    Best comeback ever

  • What is the music for meta? The white dude I want it

  • Sarge...Sa-a-aaaaaarrrrrrrgggg­e.

  • see ya later, Winston Churchill.

  • oooh cabose... an illustrated field manual

  • 4:40-5:08

    Vote For Church!.....

    ....... Because even a fucking AI is better then OBAMA

  • 4:40-5:08

    VOTE FOR CHURCH!

  • ..

    

  • i sal the ledr

  • dude I am getting way too influenced by caboose. I got in trouble for acting like him in school today!!!

  • @Thehalomanable Did you shoot your friend?

  • @zosko1 lets just say some people got helped, and some other people didnt get helped.

  • why does every one think im yellow, im ORANGE, didnt anyone have a box of crayons when they were a kid

  • oh yes, another violin solo

    

  • Whoop go Churchill! Hay... That has church in it. Lol

  • Suh uh arr g uh... uh

  • Caboose: Sa-ar-Ge-.....e

  • @MrAnsonHunter i'm confused not deaf you idiot

  • I am yelling right now!

  • Me dibshit!

  • me dibshit!

  • 3:12 .....which would make him also the captain of their pirate ship HAHAHAHA!!!

  • thats funny Church: well whos the yellow one.

    Grif: im not yellow im orange:

    Church: oh yeah well howd you know who i was talking about

  • guess who's back. back again :D

  • @chipman1589 Church is back! TELL A FRIEND!

  • @xXUnderagedxGamingXx I WILL O.O

  • Grif: you he'd sex with a rock!

    Tucker: ur sisters name is rock?

  • 0:45 syncrozized reloading

  • "I AM YELLING ABOUT THINGS!!! oh i guess were done"

  • ROAR!

  • When grif says "u had sex with a rock" im pretty sure he's refering to 'tucker's rock'

  • "See you later Winston Churchill!" LOL

  • s-aaaa-aaa-aaaa-r-r-rg-e-e-

    

  • Caboose may be an idiot but apparently he knows about Church being the cause of his own death

  • 26 people ate a grenade.

  • orange guy is geoff xD

  • I AM YELLING ABOUT THINGS!!!

  • caboose is a idiot so why is he in war

  • @lukesaunders10 The army will accept anyone even Caboose. Oh and the fact that the human race is in danger of extinction from an alien species might be a reason too.

  • @lukesaunders10 plus its not really his fault 4 being an idiot because omally/omega took control over caboose for a whole season nd when he discontinued his control over him caboose became brain damaged

  • why does donut have an armband

  • 4:34 did grif say you had sex with a rock!?

  • So 4 those who dont knw, Winston Churchill is the UK prime minister during WW2

  • @ 4:00. Holy, Shit, that is dead on

  • "Winston Churchill."

    xD

  • "YOU HAD SEX WITH A ROCK!" "You're sister's name is rock?"  Lmfao

  • 1:28 WHAT

  • finally i found thiis! instead of the stupid spanish subbed one

  • hm how many of these episodes are there?

  • @crazymn321fan there is 9 seasons with roughly 20 episodes each

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  • 4:10 Reference to Star Wars!

  • I still find it hard that Caboose was able to recreate Church.....

  • hmm wonder why sarge isnt commanding his pirate ship :)

  • church sounds retarded now...

  • caboose was....right?

  • donut should use his brain

  • @EmotiveDock5 donut should be whos brain

  • chuch is back

  • Wait when try were yelling I heard rowards the end this

    "????????? Chicks"

    " you had sex with a rock"

    " your sisters name is a rock?"

    Woah 2 sister and Tucker fuck in less than 5 episodes apart

  • @rvbhigajumba Thats a reference to when Tex comes back durin blood gulch as a ghost and Tucker's all like "When you say you've been watching us, do you mean even when we're alone?" and then it shows Tuckers rock" One he Jacks off next to or does other stuff with...

  • I love how simmons can understand lopez just fine

  • In an interview, they said this epsilon church is practically the same alpha church. Cause if you say 'real church' then we're talking about the Director Leonard here

  • YOU HAVE SEX WITH A ROCK! lol

    SAH AH ARGE

  • wait, was caboose about to guess, correctly, what church did which ended up killing him at about 3:50?

  • 26 people didnt have a box of crayons when they were a kid

  • I didn't have a box of crayons....

  • I talk like caboose

  • i still dont have control over my body yet

  • @NRC3 who wins out of meta and tex???

  • Guilty Spark. Hrm.

  • I have found myself having mental conversations in the voices of Sarge Grif church donut tex and Caboose seriosly not kidding

  • hey who brought the floting bowling ball ? weres the tumb hole ?

  • Its Weatley!

  • i like the old church i mean this one is funny but i just like the old one

  • At first I thought Donut would turn into the Meta.

  • i dont get it.......... then who is the church that was in last resort episode

  • @p0rtalz That was Alpha. This is Epsilon the fragment of the Alpha ai unit that inheriited alphas memories. So as Caboose says hes remembering himself.

  • so church is the orb?

  • Church and Tex. <3

  • Grif: you had sex with a rock!

    Tucker: Your sister's a rock?

  • Is this halo 3 or ODST

  • wheres caboose?

  • @macmillerkids23 lol. are you kidding?

  • @macmillerkids23: did you not see episode 14?

  • @Hunter71Omega I thought it was yellow till the fourth episode then I noticed he was a shade darker 

  • Lol I just realized that Church DID travel back in time, killed Flowers, Himself, Tex, and everyone else at one point.

  • Caboose was actually right about that time travel thing.

  • I have found myself having mental conversations in the voices of Sarge, Grif, and Caboose.

  • @RAINdOwNMErcy and i thought i was the only one hahaha i mean...no. lol

  • @RAINdOwNMErcy strangley me to sometimes in school or in front of my parents