How To Become a Saint

[Iwuzhere321]

Step 1: DIE

Okay I'll go do that. Then I'll come back for step 2.

[ultimaterunescape90]

step 1:die

what the hell!!! if we die then howcast cant ge subscriber cuz their subscriber die! oh well try to shoot myself with my real ak 47 (no joke)

[piepiepie11111]

I hope theres youtube in heaven/hell so i can re watch this when i die :DD

[TheBurmanatorX]

Technically, wouldn't dying be the middle step, since you can't exactly live an exemplary life after death?

[shmykelsathesecond]

Ok... Step 1 done...

[Zax2725]

GET A LIFE AHAHAH

[XxFadedxEmeraldxX]

For some reason, Youtube recommended this video for me because I watched "How to make enemies"... O_o

[arongutten9107]

@XxFadedxEmeraldxX nah.. youtube recomended to me because i saw how to medium dice ;)

[mbicesk8r]

How do they expect you do perform a miracle?

[Misshazelwang]

what the hell is this..

[JoshTicus]

this aint very good bcuz some ppl might belive u have to die to become a saint .

[franalvacad1]

but if you die how can u do step 2?

[ningle4567]

Damn can I borrow a gun

[xxxTwilightSagaxxx1]

mother theresa :)

[spongebob1227]

step one: die.

ok then, i'll just go jump off a cliff now ;)

[SuperRandomKid98]

Step 1. DIE.

What the heck? Is Howcast trying to get us to DIE?

[mustardman32]

Nobody who watched this video became a saint.

[fatimamusic13]

DIE! LMAO

[Tokkoking]

step 1 get jump by gang members wearing purple

step 2 survive the brutal beating

step 3 after the beating go to sloppy seconds and buy a purple shirt and flag

[leigon9]

i did step 1 but didn't finish the video before i died what should i do?!

[LarryRhodesIntl]

I love it!!!. Step 1....DIE!

[BrokenSword47]

Yada yada yada, religion is bullshit.

[OzkarisRaNdOm18]

@BrokenSword47 that's YOUR opinion....an opinion which will get you nowhere.:)

[BrokenSword47]

@OzkarisRaNdOm18 That's your opinion. Bill Gates is an atheist, so fuck off.

[OzkarisRaNdOm18]

@BrokenSword47 I could care less about Bill Gates.! And using that foul vocabulary only makes me CONFIRM atheists are sad and easily-tempered humans......God Bless:)

[hunter4hire]

Biblicly speaking, all true christians are saints.. look it up, it's in the bible.

This catholic aproach is total bogus, steeped in idolatry.

[votumseparatum1]

@hunter4hire Catholicism is NOT Christianity anyway. Many Catholics will tell you that.

[OzkarisRaNdOm18]

Step 1: DIE! :) lmfao!!! priceless

[oliver18754]

"Step 1: Die!"

*moves on to the next best video other than this*

[kiyoko0369]

Step 1 : Die!!

(leaves)

[MercuryIcePrincess]

I am so showing this to my priest!!!!!!!!!!

[FREDwhoo]

lol sell miracles on ebay |

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[candygrl36]

Is Howcast telling us to die? What if we die and no one cares and just buries you like everybody else?

[hdspade]

I just did the first step, what next?

[ZeriasChaos]

Step 1:... Die.

Lol. I was laughing into tears for 5 minutes form that.

[videogamenostalgia]

Step 1.....DIE!!!

something about the way she says that makes it genius

[TheCarrierofLight]

No, you are wrong. First of all, sainthood does no require any approval from any religious institution, so the Vatican has no Power to make you a Saint. Second, the only thing that DIES is your old personality for your Real Essence to Ascend. The whole process is called Ascesis and is very rare nowadays. If you are reading this and want to become a Real Saint, isolate yourself through deep Meditation and Prayer and be embranced by God !

[phil8888]

awesome video!

[random0vids]

martydom!

[skipalidon]

To be a saint you have to . . . Die! LOL!

[XxSL1PkN0TxX1]

i cant get past step 1! i need help

[piepotatosandturtle2]

@XxSL1PkN0TxX1 just pick up the loaded gun... then...yeah

[ChristsSuperNinja]

If only it was that easy, lol.

[MonkeyOctober]

Damnit,I can't die yet!

[ConnieBunny69]

I need to go to Wal-Mart and buy me a bag of miracles.

Now does anyone know where I could get an examplary life??

[kristian21]

They sell them on ebay ... 5 bucks ..its a bargain .. be quick

[ConnieBunny69]

Oh jeez,I'm going to go put my bid in right now! But I dunno about sainthood anymore though...I was thinking of re-directing to immaculate conception.

[wackedout991]

i love step one...DIE!!!

[TheSpiritualShow]

@wackedout991 hold your negative words

[wackedout991]

@TheSpiritualShow negative? you find "die" a negative word? A guess anyone by the name of "TheSpiritualShow" will find anything offensive/negative.

[TheSpiritualShow]

@wackedout991 I'll pray for you to get illuminated, so you don't perish in your cultivated ignorance of sins.

[wackedout991]

@TheSpiritualShow your saying that if i find die non-offensive i will perish? I am not cursing, ranting, or being rude i am simply saying "die". I will pray for you so you do not become the typical ignorant Christian and hopefully you open your eyes to the world around you.

[TheSpiritualShow]

@wackedout991 You love step one: die!!! you wrote, do not diform my sentence like journalists lyers. As what I am, an ignorant, a sinner or a sinner+ God, Jesus, Mary and the saints knows it better than you, so do I. I will live, I shall not perish by God's mercy. I will not reply more.

[BuddhasEarlobe]

i don't need this i am all-ready the all mighty squid jesus

[Sickness4119]

I was born on All Saint's Day! :D

[GmodKillaMan]

MARTYRDOM, damn call of duty

[selenanashleyfan]

die is step 1? interesting........

[OnlyAAlien]

For some reason I thought the title said how to become a skank I'm a little dissapointed now.

[onyx0ruler]

step 1: die.

lol roflcopter!

[junkinutrunk]

ok so i killed my self and i forgot the other steps and im not near a computer ...... What now......

[corrosivegamer]

The guys below...you are not worthy to be a saint, you swear, you hate, you disrespect the rules and beliefs.

[B4mytyme]

i think this entire process is bull. The vatican is full of it. saints are not needed in prayer. talk to god yourself. a dead person doesnt need to pray for you when you can do it yourself. esp when they were made a saint by a man (the pope). Saints are just ppl who serve and believe in God. we should make staues of them or pray to them. talk to the savior not the servant

[Silumnet]

im guessing your last sentence should read "we should *not". And you are indeed very correct, anyone who reads their bible would come to the same conclusion. The sad thing is, this way of thinking is only the very tip of the iceberg.

[hijabiflower]

You can be a saint but praying to them? That's shirk. That means you are placing partners with God. Might as well go to a fortune teller

[imundiath]

STEP 1: DIE! LOL ROFL!!!!!!!

[saintlavin]

lol. my real name is saintlavin.. No joke

[pandabearmonster]

XDD

[Psyhcojason]

I wanna be a saint from "Saints row 2" (Search it on youtube i suppose)

[47Indigo47]

...Really?

[Antari0424]

I just started cracking up when she said step 1: die. I couldn't have said that without cracking up lmao.

[dragonprince05]

Step 1 made me fall off my chair!! lmao

[animeultrafan]

ROFL. This is the reason I why I am glad to be Shinto.

[shadowriser22]

rofl rofl rofl

[GottiDaChef]

step one Die LMAO thats hilarious

[rodriguez140]

lmao!!for real! Die! she said it aLl perky n shizz...lol

[Jcilt]

You should change your title to "How to Become a Canonized Saint" because it is a very inaccurate title, even for a spoof! Any Catholic who knows their faith (and any non-Catholic doing a spoof) should know a saint is simply someone who enters into heaven after their death, nothing more and nothing less. What you are referring to is a Canonized Saint.

[Beckett86]

someone want to chat

seen it yesterday! lets chat VD

[Rightdude123]

Step 1: Die.

LOL thats so..LOL!

[EatMyShortsYum]

Step 1: Die.

Killing myself laughing, lol =]

[ugk771]

dumb asses at my school thing saints are bad ppl -_-...

[Cookiiez2880]

why does everyone think that being christian or cathloic is a stero type?

its not. sure some people are like that but most are NOT. i have a muslim friend and i dont shove my religion down her throat. and im open minded, sheesh people.

[MarkQuintanar]

step 1 DIE NAO!!!! lol

[anthonym2121]

Well Technically I am a saint.....St. Anthony

[xTreillyx]

except not really.

[cowsXroxXmyXsox]

Step 1: Die.

Wow.

[4646asdfasdf]

ahh too much info... im going to go back to this video after every step to make sure i don't miss anything. LOL!

[FrozenFox87]

I GON DO STEP 1 CUZ I CAN ROIFL

[HammandClov]

Don't you have to be Catholic first?

[chola8126]

wtf! i'm not going to do step on hellz no!

[NativeCain]

ROFL@ step one.. I'm gonna go do that NAO!!!!

[SnakeWazHere]

YUP DIE LOL WOW

[ozzylanas240]

LOL

[Liamm251]

LOL step one "die"

[xblackxrosex2220]

how about they admit that they stole our shit? that would work.... seriously, christianity's getting ready to fall. so many things say so. so many things cross over onto each other and make sense. paganism is making it's comeback because if you haven't notice, everytime a religion gets too powerful it tends to fall eventually.

[ziberteck]

the catholic branch of Christianity have lost their ways the Protestant church are the closest to the actual following of the bible, although we are becoming oppressed do to haters and people who are ignorant of what we believe in and not all of us think the same way.

[ActionRemake]

How can christianity be ready to fall?

Almost one third of the world calls themselves a christian and it's a huge religion. I'm sure alot of people will agree that christianity has a sole focus on love and unity. People who have true beleifs will never desert the faith. It's pointless. you probably just don't have any religion so are taking out your confusion on other beleifs. That's kinda sad tbh.

[xblackxrosex2220]

i have a religion. it's called Paganism. been a follower of paganism for 5 years. you know, i was in the military. you know what my dog tags say? methodist. i was baptised as a methodist years ago. that was before i fully understood the bullshit that christianity teaches. i have no confusion. i'm open minded to all beliefs. it's the bible banging christians that tick me off. seriously, you don't see pagans shoving their religion down other people's throats, why should christianity do it?

[maoribattalion]

blackrose i partly agree with you.

Yet feel when Christianity was absorbed by the Roman pagan state(creating the church), it ceased to be christianity.

I think the 'christians' you refer to are the legacy of an evil hybrid power structure that has absolutely nothing to do with the original ideals of Christianity.

The church has truly lost power and is slowly being dismantled by its offspring, the masonic, corporate greed merchants...

so could you be angry at misguided pagans?

[GifDude]

WORKED!!

[harpsaxbassman]

its a miracle

[Zeb2Jambo]

You Can;t do anything when your dead it impossible you need some control on how your progress is on coming a saint !!!

[Clandestine11]

XD... wow.. step 1: die. love it

[4kicks01]

what if your Asian? can you still be a saint?

[MahaSavisaar]

sure :D

But if you're black... ooh no, then you will be damned! xD

[tapeerman]

hey i wanna be a saint without dying.. stupid law

[PetaPanPipes]

Lawl "step one : die"

[bracelet123]

step one: die. um.... heh

[birdlover411k]

y did u make a vid about ... step 1 die?!?!?!?

[4Loki]

Step one: Die. Well, perhaps I'll miss this.

[kallumsmart1]

step 1 die? lol thats just silly i doubt people would do that to be a saint

im not sure people would do this

[timlearybedead]

You guys should take Step 1 as more than a step, take it as advice. Then I would consider all catholics "saints". Seriously you'd be doing the world a huge favor.

[underdog808]

Step 1: Die

[MikeyMinimo]

this is the work of the devil. The Catholic system is truly the antichristian power.

[MahaSavisaar]

yes.. that makes sense.. christians are antichristian!

[MikeyMinimo]

but the doctrine is not of Christ. They killed over 200,000,000 christians in the Name of Jesus during the Dark Ages, they claim to forgive sins when they are not God (especially the Pope), and the changed the Law of God. In their Catechism they took out the 2nd commandment (no idols) and split the 9th in half. And changed the 7th day Sabbath (saturday) to Sunday. That's why most christians are keeping sunday now. Come to one of my live bible studies some time.

[MahaSavisaar]

they changed the Law of God.. and the christians who came..2000/3000 years after their raligion... they had the correct copy? am I right? actually, emperor Alexander I had changed the bible so it would fit with the sun religion of the Romans...

[MikeyMinimo]

yes there are a group of christians who came 2000/3000 years after their religion who had a correct copy. Is it hard to take the Bible at its word. And alexander did not change the TRUE manuscripts of the Bible. There are two original scripts in which the Bible was translated from. Eastern Syriac Scripts and the Western Vaticanus scripts. Come to my study some time. I'll pull up a whole bunch of history and Bible versus.

[xblackxrosex2220]

who fuckin cares about christianity... i sure don't. they STOLE shit from the pagans and made it their own and then they turned around and killed the pagans because they said that pagans were wrong. they were just fuckin jealous that pagans knew what the hell they were doing and wanted to put fear into people. christianity or anything to do with the bible has to do with fear. fear is one thing pagans do NOT use.... christianity sucks monkey balls...

[MahaSavisaar]

pretty right.. could use some spell checking to make it more formal, then post it on a forum ;)

[smashballbrawler]

oh ya i wanna try dis out, startin wit step 1, ive been wantin 2 do dat 4 so long... seriously, is it just me or is howcast getting pretty ridiculous nowadays?

[HARDCORESKELETORN]

i agree...

[DofS1]

This is bullshit.

[yestyle]

Roman Catholic in Philippines confirmation is way different in Roman Catholic U.S.A cuz we can't choose/select your favorite saints.

[yestyle]

Don't reply cuz I am Roman Catholic, If you do I disrespectful. The Pope is the only one who canonized the people becomes a saint. Just like in USC (Cebu Philippines) not in U.S.A college, my grade school the founder SVD Blessed Arnold Janseen becomes a saint when Pope John Paul II prepares a huge mass during his time.

[obamawalker]

How to become a Saint.

Step 1: Pay off a Bishop

Step 2: Pay off millions of common priests

Step 3: Pay off Pope and/or Vatican council

Congradulations, you are a Saint. So virtuous, not!.

[icecool1065]

Right, ive died, what next? lol

[SephyInABox]

I like the way she started off so optimistic and happy like. "Step one: DIE! ^__^" Hilarious. XD

[SuperSteffy2389]

=))...this is the hilarious:))).

[Froogleplex]

thats it then, im off to die...

see you guys in 5 or so years

[beforedr]

True saints put their trust in Jesus, not the "church system"...

[hansmartin94]

Very easy. "Die".

LOL.. So how are you supposed to make other persons report a miracle? Pay him or her to do it before you take suicide?

[ianbittiner]

exactly.

[AlkaVirus]

thing is, what if they are like: what did he want me to do again? shit lol that would make the suicide all useless

[hansmartin94]

They probably want to become a saint while they are drunk, so yeah. xD

[Dragons1261]

First step..Die LOL

[ragnar336]

...BECAUSE LARGE CULTS ARENT CRAZY

[gloriousgod]

A biblical saint is someone who believes in Jesus, or a saved person... it doesn't matter if they died or not.

I am a saint!

[gloriousgod]

LOL.

[canomarquina]

ok the die part i had planned on anyway sooner or later so now lets do the miracles!!

[girlygirlpink1029]

DIE???!!! Are you crazzzy??? like ill suicide ma self

[tomas3345]

DIE

[phobik2000]

roflmao!

[QuanyeWest]

first!