Secret Keeper Commercial: Stuff Your Money Between Your Breasts

[FunkShoi]

It's the sluttiest way to hold on to your stuff! Great for moms! Also try the Cooter Keeper™ for added security!

[erinnteeter]

Why would you need to keep your credit card close to you in the middle of a swimming pool?

[HendrixIsMyG0D]

Rapists get rewarded with credit cards and cash

[georgetilyou]

i love it when ladys do this. so sexy.

[dbodiford]

I'm not a woman, so I don't know, but I can't see it being useful "running a marathon" or "at the gym"! No need to keep the wallet & keys with you - you aren't going to bust out your AmEx Gold in the middle of a marathon! Also, I can't imagine it being comfortable underneath a sports bra at all! In general, I would think keys and even maybe credit cards would not exactly be comfortable if they move around too much either.

[stgjt]

lol.. i bet girls who put stuff in thier bra dont care if people see

[UltraPOWnage999]

HA!

[kiwitoothpaste]

Which came first this or the Rack Trap?

[PoopPoopFart]

I just invented the male version of this device. It's basically just a wallet that's specially designed to balance on top of your dick. Now you see it. Now you don't.

[Shreeves16]

How much?

[JokersGoil]

@PoopPoopFart I'll buy nine!

[HisPrettyButterfly]

That seems convenient, but I wouldn't pay that much for it. ^__^

[Invad3r]

Why on earth would you need 9 of these things?

[OonaCanute]

Speaking as someone who occasionally stashes something in my cleavage, this is a nice idea but there's no way in hell you are going to be able to carry multiple credit cards and a ley in your bra without LOOKING like you're carrying multiple credit cards and a key in your bra.

That lady is so smug but she doesn't realize everybody is laughing at her weird, angular wallet-boobs.

[dbodiford]

@OonaCanute I guess that confirms pretty much what I was thinking. I know plenty of women that occasionally stash paper notes, money, etc. But, I doubt keys and credit cards are going to work with cup shapes!

[umoeder0]

they were so cheap to produce, they decided to sell 9 in a time

[Borgillion]

Where is the Secret Keeper for men?

And, where is the place to stay the secret???

[algabal]

Um, so you take the money out of your bra to pay people at the counter?

Wouldn't the salespeople be a little uncomfortable accepting a wad of cash from your bra?

[knuckles362]

I'd accept.

Then I'd sniff it.

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

at first i was like, i dunno, sounds cool, but i'd probably need to buy about 9. but then i found out you GET 9, for the low low price of whatever the fuck she said.

[bigblakblob2]

lol

[Kaburorne]

How classy

[visaman]

Why did they put the wallet in so fast, and to the side? It's more erotic to stuff the bills in the front. Oh yeah they got no boobs.

[saywhatmachine]

yet another justified reason to grab them

[xxZeroZonexx]

I already do that! I don't need a bag to put shizz in my bra...

[DefconComputers]

She's just so proud of this product. Such a smug look on her face.

[moshimoshi3000]

Why do I need nine of them?

[stezton]

Maybe they can be used in your buttcrack, too.

[LiquidZ2k]

Not sure if this is epic win or fail....

[HotKebab]

WTF is this product? And most importantly who designed it?

[0Mike0Banks0]

i'll give 'em something to stuff in there!