Come on, guys. Women don't mean to be mean. They can't help it. They're born mean. The estrogen turns their hearts to stone, makes 'em angry, really angry. From the first drop of estrogen that hits their bloodstream, they get meaner and meaner by the day, by the hour, by the minute, by the second. And the harder you try to make them happy, the angrier they get.
so you can break her heart, cheat and oppress, but she has to forgive you, and youll yell bigoted slurs.. if she does anything, as if your male friends never did anything to you. dogs like him break hearts, he cheats, complains if she doesnt for give, then when she cheats he calls and howels over the phone. every woman has dog to annoy her, a guy with a god complex who tries to own her supported by society that wants to turn her to property and resents her citizenship, and right to vote.
@Jusplais oh get out of here with your subtle attempts to establish a matriarchy by declaring you and your sisters to be oppressed by men. You know all of you are heartless. I know it. Sam knew it. He just called you on it and over 2 decades later you still will not acknowledge it.
I was lucky enough to see Sam several times live. He asked guys to tell their bggst ex stories. It was probably a woman he knew that he would call, but it was still hilarious! One of the times, some woman yelled out to "tell a joke about Men!" In his classic scream he said "Men never made me want to drive my car into a BRICK WALLLLLLL!!!!!!!" WOMEN DID! He was awesome, original, one of a kind and sorely missed.
LOL! Holy crap, that was one of the funniest standup routines I've ever heard. I know a lot of Kinison's work, but I had never heard this one. Brilliant!
Come on, guys. Women don't mean to be mean. They can't help it. They're born mean. The estrogen turns their hearts to stone, makes 'em angry, really angry. From the first drop of estrogen that hits their bloodstream, they get meaner and meaner by the day, by the hour, by the minute, by the second. And the harder you try to make them happy, the angrier they get.
thebudkellyfiles 1 week ago
The single greatest stand up comic of all time.
Soleman92 1 month ago
R.I.P SAM
Harley13411 1 month ago
so you can break her heart, cheat and oppress, but she has to forgive you, and youll yell bigoted slurs.. if she does anything, as if your male friends never did anything to you. dogs like him break hearts, he cheats, complains if she doesnt for give, then when she cheats he calls and howels over the phone. every woman has dog to annoy her, a guy with a god complex who tries to own her supported by society that wants to turn her to property and resents her citizenship, and right to vote.
Jusplais 1 month ago
@Jusplais oh get out of here with your subtle attempts to establish a matriarchy by declaring you and your sisters to be oppressed by men. You know all of you are heartless. I know it. Sam knew it. He just called you on it and over 2 decades later you still will not acknowledge it.
MrNicMachiavelli 3 weeks ago
Sam would have a sit com today
chucknchar 1 month ago
This guy FUCKING rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
66kerekes 1 month ago
Weird how he went on to father a child with the woman who was with one of his best friends.
BubblingSyphilisSund 1 month ago
All I can imagine is the look that must've been on the woman's face after she hung up the phone. XD This guy is awesome.
ILuvRocknRoll17 1 month ago
I was lucky enough to see Sam several times live. He asked guys to tell their bggst ex stories. It was probably a woman he knew that he would call, but it was still hilarious! One of the times, some woman yelled out to "tell a joke about Men!" In his classic scream he said "Men never made me want to drive my car into a BRICK WALLLLLLL!!!!!!!" WOMEN DID! He was awesome, original, one of a kind and sorely missed.
theMNjeddler 2 months ago 2
@theMNjeddler Can't see him live no more he is dead!
StormReturns 1 month ago
LOL! Holy crap, that was one of the funniest standup routines I've ever heard. I know a lot of Kinison's work, but I had never heard this one. Brilliant!
LedWhisky69 2 months ago
sam da man
MrWayne1701 2 months ago
got to love this one...Miss you Sam....
bufb 2 months ago
We all wish he could call a girl from our past for us and go ballistic on her-- how great would that be men? R I P SAM KINISON
2323giggity 2 months ago
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God, Where was Sam "the man"when I found out my girlfriend told me she slept with another man.
351974gordon24 2 months ago
Bring me the phone!
mindlesspup 2 months ago
this sounds like a GWAR concert almost lol fucking wicked shit
BlackGwarDeath666 4 months ago
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
codern 7 months ago
Lovely scary man he is.
intherein 8 months ago
@intherein yeah he's just terrifying
codern 7 months ago 2
Awesome.
Apathesis0 9 months ago