FRANK CHICKENS We Are Ninja

[yuki9481]

※日本に忍者はいません

[S1W2E3D]

hamburga yes yes

[Laria3120]

10 percent of Japanese is a ninja. I am a ninja, too.

[Seranuelian]

Im wondering what i looked ...

[hipoppon]

Left one is looks like Mr.Akimasa Haraguchi.

[hipoppon]

Left one is looks like Mr.Akimasa Haraguchi.

[pepperquentin]

What happenned to the extended remix where they talk about,"... my tongue is full of poison. One kiss from me and you'll be dead (...SHIT!...)"! They were an oddity find for me back in the day back jn SF in the early 80's when there was a slight fascination for asians in the punk/new wave genre.  Such creative curios at that time. Now, the pop music of today bores me to tears as it seems as cliche as the bromide I just stated.. I was alive at a time when there were fertile imaginations.

[LandingForceMusic]

Search "Fink - We Are Ninja" @pepperquentin 

[naoshikato]

NINJA !? please watch ! "ANDI SEX GANG KAMIKAZE BEAUTY "awesome

[flippineek]

What happened to that band you were supporting in 1984 called Field Marshal Slug? Did you talk them to death?

[SuperRandomAsian101]

Sooo... Let me get this straight...... There are two asian ladies with lesbian hair talking about being a ninja and getting married... Life is..... Interesting and Creative.....

[veuvecliquot]

目潰しなげてドロンドロン！

does anyone know what metsubushi 目潰し is? and is DORONDORON used ever for some other meaning? and does anyone know the wedding song they sing in the middle? thank you...............

[Jungleheathen]

@veuvecliquot

目潰し Metsubushi is the name given to a variety of techniques known as "eye closers", used to temporarily or permanently blind or disorient an opponent. Anything from ash, pepper & ground glass in an egg shell thrown in the face, to reflected light from a mirror...

Doron doron is the sound when a ninja disappears... As far as I understand it's onomatopoeic slang deriving from dororonpa, which is the sound of magical transformation.

[veuvecliquot]

@Jungleheathen wow thanks for the detailed explanation there !

[NaotoTheZombie]

日本の恥

[hikikomoRe]

@NaotoTheZombie お前は何もわかってない、今すぐに死ね

[osuushiza8]

What on earth did I just watch!? O.o

roflmao Pretty funny! :p

[KrankyBIAS]

literally just found this on an old record now

[baiba4]

Ha ha I saw Frank Chickens live in London, they got my friend to jump up on stage with them, it was really funny!

[youxin1987]

非常靠谱 百听不厌  喜欢

[irishpanda2000]

Now I know waht I want my girlfreind to wear for Halloween.

[S1W2E3D]

somebody write some lyrics please lmao..

[NannerSplit]

I'm not sure if it gets broadcast in the UK, but this would be right at home on "Tim and Eric Awesome Show: Great Job!"

[MrMargaretScratcher]

@NannerSplit Tim and eric is awesome!

[Lucariatias]

0:32-0:42:

You are Ninja, we are Ninja, throwing the blinding sand we disappear!

Love it!

[minniethe3rd]

The late John Peel introduced me to these two. Very little output but this is a track that sticks with me for life - 25 years after first hearing it

[thescottster50]

@minniethe3rd Your dead right, how come we remember song's like this, and chose to forget stuff from last week?

[creepbehindyourback2]

s'i

[hannahtheplatt]

i love how fosters try to associate themselves with a big name comedian like dara o'briain and get this instead. awesome.

[jbriggity]

That was amazing. Holy shit.

[Geshreeyeh]

I don't care who wins the Comedy God Poll - probably rather it was this lot than any of the big names, but let's be honest... this is just wacky art school crap. It would only be heralded as Godlike by art students and those tossers with "look at me" moustaches that hang around Brick Lane looking for vintage clothes. Sh*te, in other words. That said, good luck to them...

[fishbone342]

@Geshreeyeh

Clasic comment, couldn't had put it better myself

[iamjurell]

@Geshreeyeh I saw them live two days ago, and they were possibly the funniest act i have ever seen. This video from the 80's doesn't do them justice (plus they were about 20 of them)

it helped that stewart lee joined in at the end attempting to help with a dance routine.

[afansi]

Interesting that Kazuko Hohki said she wasn't a comedian. Was that false modesty or pretentiousness?

[neighbour666]

OK. I must be getting REALLY old, what with this Twitter stuff. I despise anything corporate too, but how do I vote this Nipponese genius bunch to the top of the Edinburgh Fest? I am seriously despondent that Twitter is beyond my capabilities. Can I go round and visit someone in person? I live in London and I have a bicycle and a senior citizen's travel pass. Advice, please, and thanking you in anticipation. Sayonara (not to be confused with cyanide, which means goodbye in any language.)

[Stopfief]

@neighbour666

I would help, but Youtube is stopping me from giving the link. Google foster's comedy awards, and a suitable link will come up.

[silverbullit733]

If you too hate corporate sponsorship of the arts and comedy, vote for Frank Chickens on the Foster's Edinburgh Comedy Awards and let the producers of Aussie piss know where they can get off...

[LegionAvalon]

Does anyone out there have a version of 'Madam Fatal'?

[Lucher3]

I vaguely remember this and may have even seen them back then. Fantastic, early eighties, offbeat production.

[MouthfullUK]

frank Chickens leading in the Edinburgh festival Comedy God poll !! Vote now !

[chica476]

This video not only defies logic, but also good taste.

[CaptainThrice]

@chica476 Yes - isn't it great!

[shayrlcpa]

במשך למעלה מ 20 שנה חיפשתי את השיר הזה היום סוף סוף מצאתי :-)

[kukilopezromero]

Ninja!

[defaultoasis]

i love japanese post-punk! upload some plastics please!

[felineki]

There's a page in a Cat Ninden doujinshi I have that's based around this song's lyrics. :P

[ritzradio]

モンスターはありませんか？

who's anyone do you have "Monster" ?

[jamierourketen]

japanese strawberry switchblade! lol

[gensoy7]

o_______o

[xgoddammitx]

haha frank chickens is so amusing

this song is freaking awesome XD

[IKissedTheBlade]

Remember seeing them at Brixton Ritzy back in '83. 2 Teeny-Tiny performance artists - Smart, Quirky, Cute, Inventive. I wanted to put them in my pocket and take them home to show my mates.

[linsin1993]

we are....mutant!!

[Mikaswebster]

Great stuff, I love this song.

[Asasin]

what

the

eff

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this

ess

[DanGalaction]

What is this shit.

[markupRockers]

this is SO epic. ty 4chan.

[gameslayer87]

i got mystery googled here!

[suction]

This won't do nothing but make more Westeners think of Japan as a "loony" and "crazy" country while the truely crazy countries are the Western ones.

[TymexPyres]

Reminds the Martin Dupont song. Who came out with it first?

[NilMahanel]

おおぉぉぉ！！懐かしい！！！20年前かあ。。。

[ouestlesinge]

no way - best track was def cheeba cheeba mothra

[LegionAvalon]

It translates as 'I am a Ninja, You are a Ninja, Throwing the blinding dust we disappear'. BTW IMHO, their best track was Madam Fatal. :-)

[iusemiro]

awesome or should i say anti nnaninja washi wa ninja doron doron or whatever it was.well sorry "awesome" was the best i coul think of ,americanised by the internet or just brain dead. i mean good. it's very good

[ireneshusband]

We are ninja, not geisha. That's not what you expect. XD

[Erogath1337]

hahaha i beat aligators :P

[sayuujin]

Kazuko and Kazumi are genius!!!!! Absolutely my favourite!

[rootsquare]

Frank Chickens, lovely girls, very friendly.... and utterly bonkers.

[jiffcat]

my slippers ae deadly

[TwentyFive0One]

i beat up alligators

[RainbowFizzle]

Omg. I love this. Oo

[bigmoose1961]

I love them both so much! Whenever I'm down, Frank Chickens, very loud, and copious amounts of sake. Every time I've seen or heard them I feel good. Go girls!

[WebGremlin]

Just found my vinyl record from them, this one and Fujiyama mama are awesome!

[KunaTokyo]

カタカナ英語最高！

[Muszynianka2]

Now I know what I was missing in my life !

[lmedge]

Love it ,love it, love it>

[villaninireland]

Love the Frank Chickens

[jackalrovers]

ha ha this is so brilliant funny..i remembered reading about them in Smash Hits..and i recorded their live segment on VHS...

[3232siobhan]

Ah, brings back fond memories of the Frank Chickens at Glastonbury in the 80's.... bloody brilliant!

[claratheresa]

What is Devo compared to this?!

[divalover2007]

o wat erg..

[sjk39]

My god , this takes me back, just fantatic.

[1doctoma]

Anto mo ninja, watashe mo ninja, metsubushi, negate, Doron Doron.....

[waw01234]

どろんっどろんっ！

[outflatted]

i was searching this song for weeks:)

[stifflertheman]

i thought they were men at first

[KingFahtah]

the japannese are quite fond of sending themselves up ay?

[neoFLOWERBLOOMING382]

Haha! That was so bizarrely amazing.

[themachman1969]

these were great,went to see them in the eighties,at the berlin in bold street liverpool.anyone got them performing shellfish bamboo on the tube?

[swellmusik]

Clever song I like it very very muchamundo

[cocacolakid63]

Fantastic - happy memories. Remember going up on stage at Edinburgh Festival in the 80s and getting dressed up by them for some silly dance! Loved their songs!

[donut808]

WATA!!!

[sarahcdaugh]

hey, if you want to fuck someone, you want to fuck someone. animal instinct.

[furakkueroru]

Is Chika watashi no Nihongosensei arimasuka?

[nightdaughter1]

oh...wow....

[DottyWang]

That's an unusually idiotic remark from you tomas. The more talent we have, the more men want to fuck us.

[Maliziosa]

Liebe Grüße an alle TA-Spieler :-)

[WeAreN1nja]

Greatest. Song. EvAr.

[idiotonmenera]

I want lyrics! XDDDDDDD

[MrM0nkeyman]

Go fuck yourself XDDDDDDDDD

Godfuckingdamnit.

[idiotonmenera]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[markupRockers]

@idiotonmenera XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDD

[tomasperry]

oh, how I wanted to fuck Kazuko Hohki and now it's too late . . .

[idiotonmenera]

watachi wo ninja!

[XfileProductions]

This video was directed by Nix Picasso

RIP

[JeremiahWrightJr]

fags - lol!

[soccaboydude11]

Fuck /tv/

Wheres my leaked Bond trailer

[imaplonker]

Fuck!

[PanzerVikingNinja]

Where's my James Bond trailer?

[KoalaSex2]

fuck you /tv/

[MrM0nkeyman]

Yeah I added it also to my favorites.

[flippineek]

Wot happened to Field Marshal Slug ?

[Tantago]

Nice song, but iam looking for the themesong of the Ask a ninja a Question.

[Magicbrianwood]

Great to see this again.

Maybe Chicks on Speed are there natural offspring ?

[Thecomsofficial]

OHHHH Dear !!!!!

[tengounosfrijoles]

other world !!

[LaMongrelle]

I saw them way back when - they were great!

[soozeylee]

i love them

[crazyass191]

wow.. this song is very amusing <3

[cabbygolf]

another blast from the past..pure quality

[lazysusan103]

I bought both Frank Chickens albums when they came out, but never saw their videos until now. YouTube, you are my everything!

[brul65]

Oh my gosh!! I have been looking for this song for a very long time. No one seems to know Frank Chickens. I am so glad I found it on Youtube. THANKS!!!

[barrowchap]

Another top 80's tune.

[sinsuu]

I saw them last night at Shunt in London brigde.That was the funniest gig I ever seen.

One lady has already left though.

[flackerrol]

I wanted to go see them at Shunt, but I was too scared as I am in early drug/alcohol recovery and have to avoid alcoholic places.

[barrowchap]

Good luck mate on your recovery. Stick with it. I was doing a load of shit last year, now manage to drink socially - limit myself to a few beers, no spirits, no mind altering substances - don't go to anywhere I will get excited, just my local pub. Two pints, three at a push, but can now stop. I have a mental bar open and close routine in my head! I'll be having a dry Christmas.

[flackerrol]

I remember this song, Chikako is my Japanese Teacher but I dont know where she gets her dodgy English accent!

ONMYOUZA WA TOTEMO SUBARASHII!

[flackerrol]

Sumimasen, Chika wa kawaii! Watashi no musuko wa Frank Chickens suki desu!

[flippineek]

I remember they supported Field Marshal Slug in Cardiff in 1983/84, wow, brings it all back,

[gramogu]

こいつら確か、David Bowieを追っかけてイギリスまで行っちゃって番組持っちゃっ­て･･･という輩だな。

その番組で言ってた。

今はどうしてるんだろうな。

[kdw712]

top tune

[hnk69]

brills...lol

[AntGirl71]

lol, very funny. I remember all the words to this. They were always on the tv in the mid 80's. Wonder what they're doing now?

[fmslug84]

We played with chics in Cardiff 84

[TheKinoEye]

I drank a quart of sake, smoked on a pipe! I chased it with tobbacy and then shoot out the lights! I'm a Fujiyama Mama and I'm just about to blow my top! Fujiyama-yama, Fujiyama! And when I start you up, there aint nobody gonna make me stop!

[nedthetoothpick]

Neato. Not to mention..cool.

[xoxjess6xox]

this song is so cool! hehe i saw them perform at the west end live!!!!

[wot2wot2]

how refreshing. compared to the corperate crap we get these days. bring back chicks on speed aswell!

[spreeendaz]

FINALLY !! I searched for this song for a long time !

[spizmet]

All hail Franks chickens.They played at benefit for N.U.M.during our fight againsed the Thatcherite Junta '84 -'85.How can you not like them?

[zerosonico]

isnt this the sample for askaninja's theme?

[lineswine]

I'm with all those thart thought they'd NEVER see this again...cheers for posting it.

[sfsindee]

LOL... I remember buying this record in 1984... never thought I'd see the video. Much Thnx!

[algoyo]

Fabulous! Japanese lezzies.

[ProJury]

Can someone please post JAPANESE GIRL?

[nutcrumb]

Wow! I thought I would never see this video. Reminds me of when I went all the way to London to buy the album some 20 years ago, hehehe.

[hnk69]

This is so good, been looking for this for years...I wasnt tooo drunk in my teens afterall...lol

[lonewarrior1]

O_O OK i think i lost a bit of my Mind there xD

[Monoske]

WAT THE HELL!! hahahahahahahahaha

[SundownerDrifting]

Never thought I'd see Frank Chickens on here! Very cool!