PICK UP LINES

[bloodyfountain]

You've really got me with that wink thing, Danny <3

[CupcakeGalLurvRupert]

HAHA! So funny <3

[RElover22]

vid sucks

[jmeds5454]

1:45 lol best one

[gogo45367]

Disturbed........ GREATLY DISTURBED

[Giadoll95]

maaaaan i am disturbed......DISTURBED.

[Angertopic]

OW MY FUCKING EARS!

[JordynWard]

your mother must be proud of you

[a100wolves]

Here's a good one:

"hey, I wanna fuck you."

[maplestory616]

2:20 ewww 

[FairShrewdBenignant]

Eew! This is sooo gross... T_T

[sugarnspice1606]

@FairShrewdBenignant then dont fucking watch it if you think its gross!! its funny and its people like YOU who are fucking corrupting our society DUMBASS its ment to be funny you know HA HA

[themagickalchalice]

Me: hey do you believe in love at first sight? Or are we gonna have to see eachother again??? X

[burninrubber440]

Me: Do you like technology?

Girl: Why do you want to know that?

Me: I would really like to ANAL-yze you!

[xxJesseMccartneyxx1]

I have a magical watch, it says your not wearing underwear

Yes I am...

Oh sorry, my watch appears to be 10 minuets fast....

[TurtleTheOstrich]

424 people are Forever Alone.

[TurtleTheOstrich]

2:18.

I swear, dude.

Spiderman lives in Dannys' throat.

[ktockly]

2:09 the voice XD

[xcronclzsp33dx]

hey did u fall from heaven because your face is pretty messed up

[ElectroBunneh134]

Dude... What are you trippin on? You need to share your stuff with me ;D

[kookieless]

your pupils are so small

[ulriksj]

His reactions are fucking priceless

[xcronclzsp33dx]

did u fall from heaven because ur face is pretty messed up

[69simonsimon]

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. hehehi :D

[vgmladenovic]

Danny i m disapointed. Y U NO SHIRTLESS?

[14Nenabella]

Dude, you look like Yoda master!

[irb444444]

ur very creepy

[ChewyMilk19]

0:55, his jeans are unbuttoned...

[lolipopMAN113]

thumps up if you have used some of these pick up lines XD XD XD

[tAKiDA96]

419 people didn't watch this video...

[xXxHeyThereLovexXx]

Hey, do you like bacon?

Yeah.

Well, wanna strip?

[xXxHeyThereLovexXx]

Roses are red, violets are fine. You be the six, I'll be the nine.

[xXxHeyThereLovexXx]

I like your pants, they'd look better around your ankles.

[xXxHeyThereLovexXx]

If one of your legs was Christmas, and the other was Thanksgiving, could I cum between holidays?

[maxa094]

BADABING! hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[AshWrestledAPanda94]

You think chubacca is hairy? you should see my wookie. :3

[goldeena]

Like A DONUT! hahahahahahaha

[SonicBLASTxD]

The Arkward Moment When You Realize Danny's Pants Are UnButtoned.

lol[:

[EPvideoss]

2:15 

[09apbt]

smile like a donut and pec like a chicken*

[krayzie81811]

" Is it just me or do u wanna get fucked".. ;)

[darklyXlit]

hey, do you have a mirror in your pocket, 'cause you're about to get raped.

[hellotheretessa]

Dear Haters,

See how the dislike bar resembles to you dick?

[CMakssi]

Do you have spanner eyes? cause your making my nuts turn

[Anceszable]

are you a tatoo?

co'z I'll always have you

[Splashstorm04]

he makes the ugliest faces!

[xXxCOOKIEATERxXx]

Sex is a temptaion caused by a sensation when a boy sticks his location in a girls destination do you get my explaination or do you need a demonstration ;)

[Stela4ful]

"ur so selfish i just want the body 4 one nite" lol

[GreyJoJoLove]

These would only work if Danny used them.

[DoritoBurrito77]

And the strange part is that I actually use these |:O

[xXxSuppaKidxXx]

press 3, 5 then 6

[12dart12]

press 3, then 2, then 6. "ill give you, my dick, the face" :O

[JonWilliamEden]

its just the reactions which makes this great

[12dart12]

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

[ssSsssSophie1]

hey im 11 plz subscribe i will cry if you dont! DX XD

[monstagal241]

2 the dude who is 12, I am also 12 and I get this!!!!!! JEEZ!!!! And uhhhh yea I'm a girl but I like 2 hear guys stupid pickup lines.

[lilamalot12345]

@monstagal241 hey im 12 too, ya know what winks and fucks like a tiger (winks)

[xXxSuppaKidxXx]

@monstagal241 shut up nobody cares

[imanass12]

Most Creative ; Can i put my thingy in your thingy? lmao

[lwclark96]

Oh yeah these are awesome. Lmaooio

[misterjewboy]

Press 5 over and over.

[frizzyperson7]

click at 2:09 to 2:10 then repeat;)

[frizzyperson7]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants;)

[ron619]

R.I.P HEADPHONE USERS 

[ThatBlackSheepy]

@ron619 hah! SOOO glad i read the comments!

[MagicPeanut11]

@ron619 This saved my life, thank you(:

[pianofan97]

press 3 for shortcut

[taz0508007]

hey nice legs, what time do they open?

[sashamulhearn]

Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is Dublin.

[WyattSchmidt]

I am 12, what is this

[CupcakeAm0ur]

my pick-up line: your so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear

[callicobanks]

i unsubbed to him just to sub again

keep up the good work

[yourlittlecozzie2203]

one of his funniest... :( coz i can tlike it again

[pikamax50]

2:08 orgasm

[belieberfreak101]

@sk8rby3226 can i pet yr ibcreduble hulk?

[11musicchild]

U notice me doesnt have a mustache on the right side

[TukBeHuk]

@11musicchild that's poor lighting

[usrpasswordprotected]

ok its funny but you don't need to put jesus in it

[Kerrilovee]

press 8 for lips



[Gothmamafaerie]

LOL wow... SPAZ! Love it.

[sk8rby3226]

I wish I were a burger, so I can get between those buns.

[kingnicolas6]

"First, i'll kiss you passionately on your lips... Then i'll move up to your belly button." LMAO

[LuceeDoncaster]

"Would you get on your knees and smile like a doughnut? Like a doughnut." Loool, I laughed so hard at that.

[missmonkey560]

cute pick up line-if i follow u home will u keep me?

[SEC612]

haaa! my favourite on is the tiger one at 1:35 .. especially when you chew the gum afterwards so casually:') and your eyes are amaaazing!<3<3

[Kubislayer12]

fucking dying right meow!holyfuck

[MatthewNJDavis]

Me and a friend were watching this on my phone and it got stuck at 1:18 ... Awkward.

[gabsmusician]

@MatthewNJDavis not as bad as 1:22 lol

[handcuff308]

why is your fly open?

[wira123ful]

he's ugly not funny lame

[DomMorris100]

@wira123ful die in a hole. You bullshitting wqaste of space!!!!!!!!!!!! he is a freakin' God!!!!!!!!

[MsKATtastrophe]

0:59  favorite part <3 :)

[Plusbedier]

Im going to put my thingy into your thingy......hehe.

[KittyIvie]

hey.....nice shoes wanna fuck?

[pinoy369]

Do you work at New York Fries? Cuz I just made a poutine in my pants.



[jpjoseph97]

Are you from tennessee because your the only ten I see

[heathery1213]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket cause I see me in your pants

[bigblazer7325]

r u jamaican cos ja makin me crazy

[adamlambertreally]

the tic tac one could backfire horribly

[Natashadevita14]

lmao the reactions made me laugh so fukkin hard hahhahaha

[KickAzzKev]

Do you work at Subway??? Cuz last night you gave me a foot long.

[ZeLrocker]

Could have done without the annoying in-betweens.

[sneak0101]

@ZeLrocker thats danny style though 

[deathrow791]

I used half of these on my wife..best day ever!

[MARiiSOLSiiLVA]

1st ill kiss you passionately on ur lips then go up to ur belly button lol nice one

[ThaUNScape]

Rofl all ur pickup lines r sxul lol

[xFlowerChild420x]

Hey, lets have babies. ;) ...this isn't a pickup line, I really wanna screw your brains out. ;)

[JBSUKS1233]

LAWL!!!! HES AWESOME!!

[canadianlord]

i wanna put my thingy into your thingy eheheh XD

[smartacious]

Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you...

[NyGiant123]

press 2 ova and ova



[CaramaniProductions]

PRESS 4 REPEATEDLY

[MrWolff1995]

Anyone else write these down?

[mititaki123456]

press 0 repeadetly

[mititaki123456]

Thumbs up if u used those pick up lines >:D

[175myles]

0:01, You just informed me that my volume was on 100% Thanks for the ear ache.

[japtalian93]

@175myles I thought you said "ear acne".

[175myles]

@japtalian93, LMAO, I can see how you read it like that, h and n are very similar.

[niggaawesomness]

O_O wierd part of youtube need to leave now>:D

[ReVKiiLlaZz]

HELLO miss if i said you had a nice body,, can i put my PENIS in it?????

[ReVKiiLlaZz]

excuse me miss can you tell me wat number CUMS after 68 and then show me wat it l0.oks like

[mariahcdellapi]

I coughed right when he coughed and i checked to make sure i wasnt bleeding from my throat or something.....

[linefly1231]

Smile like a donut

[linefly1231]

Oh god.. Watching this at 1:23 AM isn't a good idea. Waking up my parents because of lmaoing... hhaaaahahaa so damn hilarious

[XxGaiaGurlxX]

Ur annoying! Good lines though.

[souljaboygangsta]

best part.... 1:34

[MarvelousMeeks]

1:05 troll face

[firenotfm]

(3) I give you a (6) face

[GirlyLove81]

2:15 suck face

[emilynicoleXD]

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast (;

[sk8rby3226]

You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.

[sk8rby3226]

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

[sk8rby3226]

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My zipper.

[TheLittlebitch69]

@sk8rby3226 so, your saying you penis is green? I'd get that checked if I were you

[TiredBurrito]

nice legs, when do they open?



[farcry18th]

1:44 = best one.

[thesuperdogshits]

repeadelty press 4 creeper muuch

[peeweeherman14]

lolface scared the fuck outta me lol  he was all like HEWLO

[MaoLeninTito]

PRESS 3 REPEATEDLY!

[MrKianz]

what's have 40 teeth and an incredible hulk lock in it?? MY ZIPPER!

[TheGamerzRetreat]

Dear Gradual Report! i hope that you can read this because i think this would be a great video! could you possibly do a video to were you show how you make your videos so funny? CAUSE THAT WOULD BE AMAZING!!!!

Sincerly

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GAMERZZZ RETREAT!!

[merkman3008]

press 3 then 6 then 4

[billybiskitboy]

9 repeatedly for tititititititititit (whispered voice)

[limesandstupidity]

press 8 repeatedly for music

[thisbobful]

press 0 repeatedly with sound

[jeyanipx3000]

press number 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 remix

sounds

[IloveyouAndyC]

Press 4. wait 1 second.

[Haboobity]

I LIKE THESE. Cx

And yes. I am watching this in 2012.

I MUST SEE DANNY EVERY DAY THIS YEAR BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS!

[deadrecon]

My personal favorite: "I put the STD in stud and all I need is U"

[TheMoaDude]

Here's a good one: Who needs these clothes?

[BlueberryBunnyxoxo]

how do i have 49 likes and its not the top comment? Wtff XD

[MrTalkinguy]

press 4 repeadetly hes a creeper

[yeahbuddy123411]

press 4 im a snake



[alex0001ification]

379 people used one of these pick lines and it didnt get them laid

[lexiiboo8]

can i put my thinggy into your thinggy phhaahahah

[MaoLeninTito]

Actually 2:09



[MaoLeninTito]

2:10 LMFAO!



[ryandabeast22]

YOU, ME, NOW!! easy as that

[Elditiar]

1:05 Troll Face.

[Tripunk2003]

fuck u gradualreport

are u crazy



[SpectrumSpecter]

2 of these were created by Doug Benning XD

[FKGusinje11]

hey girl, do u know what has 100 teeth and holds back a monster???........my zipper ;)

[SUPERFLIPPR26LEGIT]

press 0 repeatdly

[BizzonaterInc]

can i give you a Aussie kiss?.... it's like a french kiss but only down under

[secyor9]

i almost died at 1:08

[MrAtg11]

You Wanna Sit On My Lap Nd Talk About The First Thing That Pops Up;]]

[chrisael4]

those strange "voices" are SO fckin' annoying -.-

apart from that nice pick up lines :)