Bo Burnham Show - Part1 - What's Funny, Standup

[JarethGT]

4:20 "I'll fuck you" .... <.<

[BigMacClan11]

the akward moment when your sitting next to the black guy

[meeperpieman]

@itsmemadness if you think that, then I have a favor to ask. Go stick your head in water 3 times, but, here's the twist, only pull it out twice.

[beatallhalos]

am i the only guy who likes him?

[cizzars]

Lol from 3:47 to 3:58 I just can't stop laughing xD

[MrSarcasm11]

"Is that the bible?" =/



[carobetterthanyourse]

lol

[iPoopOrPee]

Live from New Jersey, coming from some homeless man's calculator.

[AngelsOutcasts]

@hugthebeat Tourettes. The disease that makes you yell random shit

[IceMetalPunk]

I'm so going to steal that Dalí joke from him. That is, if I ever get a chance to use it; I haven't been in a Yo Mama battle since high school :P .

[itsmemadness]

what's funny what's funny.............NOT THIS

[thebutterbeanchannel]

@itsmemadness Hey!! HEY!!! I thought it was.......

[Residentevil31313]

Mistook them for what? I didn't catch what he said.

[DownClownTownFrown]

@Residentevil31313 Clocks. 

[SarahxRosee]

"Is that the bible?" lmaaaaaaao! (:

[NicoleDunn33]

@DosieWobster No its ok she wasn't that stupid, when he picked up the book she said, "is that the bible" not "is that from the bible" so feel free to keep on living on this planet

[TheKnightofOblivion]

wholy hell the girls in the background sound either cute or hot....or both

[DosieWobster]

It depresses me that when he made the Dali joke the girl goes "Is that from the Bible?" RE: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[germackpaccone]

"Is that the bible?"

[ScottTheCondor]

The girl recording this is giggly as shit

[pixarpianofreak]

hot damn!!

[xxTaKe2xx]

Who is Tim Minchin?

[MrTomTeague]

Definitely the next Tim Minchin !!!!

[shannonbriggs100]

@MrTomTeague I thought that as soon as I watched this!

[PhotographerrX3]

THANKKKK YOU FOR RECORDING THIS. i watch it whenever im sad or bored or just need a laugh. thank you so muchh <3

[stoneman619]

HOW DARE YOU WHISPER ANYTHING YOU LAUGH ONLY

[madd13xox]

its a regular cane right? Wrong, fagots <3

[Rushlaven]

. . . did you recored this with a paper towel roll ?

[ThunderX19]

when i say hey you say ho

hey

ho

hey

ho

...thats basically how hitler rose to power lol

[skyen13]

i think he looks better with shaggy hair. sort hair makes him look like a gay retarded eminem:/

[kange112233]

@skyen13 no, hes a feminen eminem, a slim shady lady, hes nice cause he texted haiti.

[linjapanese77]

its an all chick audience...

[TheGirlyGirl1995]

Guys, please shut the hell up about the audiance and the girls who made possible that we can watch this. Just f*cking shut up en watch.

Greetz from a girl in holland

[Codysshortz]

I hate to do this on a Bo Burnham video but,, if you would like to learn how to play this song on piano go onto my channel and watch my tutorial. Plenty of people allready have I would just like to spread Bo Burnham's comedy to more than just youtube.... PLAY THIS FOR YOUR FAMILIES!!!! I did....then got grounded but nonetheless.....check it out please.

[somekindofmonster7]

Ya know what's funny? All the stupid-ass giggly girls in his audience aren't smart enough to understand half of his jokes. "He said vibrators!! Tee hee."

[nhv89]

7 people are slowly slipping into a solipsistic coma and they masturbate cause they're the only ones who's standards are low enough to fuck themselves...

[luckyfreakingduck7]

QUIT TALKING DURING BO BURNHAMS SHOW!!!!!!

[goyankswin9]

When he gets out the little book. "Is that the Bible??"

Yes... He's gona randomly pick up and start reading the Bible in the middle of his comedy show xD

[MyThirdUserAccount]

"I wanted a teen not that screaming prima donna"

....I don't understand the difference?

[nobodyreallycaresbro]

0:03 "He's so hot.." Lolol. ;D

[SoulVomitor]

noam chomsky = anarchist philosopher/scientist

[SpreadLegsXxXNotLies]

6:26

[TheJmal05]

all the people are teenage girls giggling 

[Tmoney7653]

who is gnome chompskei??

[gattsta00]

@Tmoney7653 Character from the Half Life series. Google it :D

[Tmoney7653]

@gattsta00 hah i did but i spelled it gnome and a gnome came up

[SpreadLegsXxXNotLies]

@Tmoney7653 Naom *

[forrestfire1012]

Bo: Funny F-Funny, TOURETTES.

[skatermanJTB]

@fashionz00gurl hes only 20

[annaelizabethedith]

'he's so hot'

[petri124]

@annaelizabethedith right on!

[Animefuher]

It's a regular cane right. Wrong faggots

[trollsshallbetrolls]

TOURETTES.

[meeperpieman]

@fashionz00gurl he's 21.

[forrestfire1012]

@meeperpieman No hes just 20, But he's turning 21 on the 21st (in 2011, lulz get it)

[KaitlinMainland]

"I'll fuck you!" Audience is right.

[EdugeBDroN]

He's talented for sure

[iamlegendinbed3]

and hes only 19

[daaaancingqueeeen]

I love the way he says "What's funny"

[xxfobluvaxx]

@daaaancingqueeeen I love the way he says anything.

[KyleBerryman]

Where can I buy one of those canes?

[lade5656]

i love him so much!!!!!!!

[TheGhouls14]

it's nice to think about hand dryers and not that cheating whore

[scarfaceman265]

Obviously six poeple don't know whats funny

[LiLjOhNIeXD]

This is taped during his special on Comedy Central, right?

[6zentron]

@LiLjOhNIeXD No his shoes are different and the background is different.... plus the date is wrong....

[AlwaysShoutDestiny]

6 people were chinese! XD

[WhoOnEarthAreYou]

Worst song to get stuck in your head while giving a guy a blow job.

[MetalBassandGuitar]

Who is Noam Chomsky?

[MCMasterPox]

great sound quality, just wish the people around you were quieter.

[Bigsean551]

He is a comedic genius no joke I bought words words words and his other album Bo Fo' Sho I must say he answers the question What's funny?

[iamuberdude]

The show actually asks TWO questions:

1) What's funny?

2) Where are all of the Sour Patch Parents?

: P

[sas40903]

Life gave me lemons! guess whos at the grocery store :)

[kayjo101]

Who is gnome chompski? It's driving me crazy!

[mdog123451]

@kayjo101 Scientist/Philosopher

[Lawliet3843]

He is a genius :D

[nyjet2210]

@Lawliet3843 hes far from a genius...hes good dont get me wrong but hes not that funny

[TellShawn]

@nyjet2210 The only reason you don't think he's that funny is because you're not nearly intelligent enough to understand his jokes. GTFO.

[nyjet2210]

@TellShawn No its teen humor,,,you dont have to be intelligent...and everything he does has been done before...making high schoolers laugh isnt that hard...they laugh at anything

[zofspade]

@nyjet2210 Existential humor about a man getting a divorce and Noam Chomsky = High school humor apparently.

[nyjet2210]

@zofspade pretty much...high school kids and even young college kids....KIDS will laugh at anything...but thats showbizz...Im thinking about getting in on it to

[zofspade]

@nyjet2210 Good luck, you're going to need a lot of it. Plus, you could use some talent and wit and some intelligence, but seriously, good luck.

[Lawliet3843]

@nyjet2210 i beg to differ, just his ability to create such well formed puns and references shows his intelligence and his creativity, which i seriously doubt you could match up against which leaves you with no room to criticize.

M'kay?

[nyjet2210]

@Lawliet3843 well formed puns? you fucking geek...Your favs on ur profile are cartoons..your a little kid..you have no idea what good comedy is...now go jerk off to ur pokemon videos you faggot

[Lawliet3843]

@nyjet2210 actually im 17, so yeah you didnt get the little kid part right and dont you have better things to do than troll on people just because you dont like a comedian? It's actually more pathetic than jerking off to pokemon, and its a little weird that you had to view my profile in order to compile a array of childish insults. Face it, your the only one thats looks stupid here lol

And for the record, in no way do i deny i love cartoons :) maybe you should develop a sense of humor :P

[nyjet2210]

@Lawliet3843 Im not trolling...My friend told me to look at this ...hes an idiot to..well of course I had to look at your profile...it pretty much summed you up...and then it started to make sense why you would like this bullshit..you take care...go to college...wear rubbers..bye

[Lawliet3843]

@nyjet2210 umadbro?

[nyjet2210]

@Lawliet3843 no acutally im in a good mood...I was sick and now its gone and its nice out..going surfing...enjoy this lame ass!!! bye

[wolvzw]

@nyjet2210

pokemon is some super hot furry action ^^

[ryleyk11]

What's funny? BO BURNHAM IS!!!!!!

[delta0413]

Yo mama's breasts sag with severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvadore Dali mistook them for ponds

[BloNd3aNdpRouD]

@delta0413 ...he said clocks.... as in reference to the famous painting... by Dali...

[angelawellman1]

this show was on my birthday :)

[mcsiftysandwhich]

gnome chompski

[FloppyFishSkate]

lol i herd it im wachin it on netflix

[SheepdogChapman]

@FloppyFishSkate me too

[1NYStoudemire]

That girl who said "I'll fuck you" is the reason why a lot of guys just think of girls as sluts. That girl is the exact opposite of how a girl should act. What a dumb whore.

[mell887]

@1NYStoudemire but it's bo burnham so it's fine, hell I'd fuck him and I'm a guy

[ryanalexandercomedy]

@mell887 i think id fuck any famous guy and im a guy lol haven u notice u fuck someone famous then u become famous lol

[greatmeakin]

if you have to have low standards to want to fuck him my standards are lowwwwwwwwwww! xox <3 BO!

[ikilledelmo34]

@greatmeakin i hope you're not a guy lol

[greatmeakin]

@ikilledelmo34 nopeee lol :) I FECKIN LOVE HIM! <3

[Gaddict9]

1 person is Noam Chomsky, 1 person is black, 1 person is chinese, 1 person has tourettes and the 5th is the cheating whore

[Casper2648]

@Gaddict9 Actually your wrong. I'm BLACK nd I think he's funny!!!!

[smbfanatic737]

i used that "your mother's breasts" joke to one of my friends, and his head exploded.

[TheScrewzie]

@smbfanatic737 what's the last word he said? D:

[smbfanatic737]

@TheScrewzie he said "clocks". IDK y haha

[MrToebloy]

It's nice to think about hand dryers and not that cheating whore.XD lmao

[MrToebloy]

It's good to think about hand dryers and not that cheating whore.XDlmao

[undeadgurl666]

if life gives you lemons...................you probably just found lemons

[waffle1118]

TOURETTES!!!! :D

[ThirteenthBlessing]

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks LOL

[Mizukurai20]

@ThirteenthBlessing BURN!

[iceslice99]

6:25 is that the bible? hahahaha

[shackletainment]

Bay Shore!?!? how the hell did I miss this?

[DeathGodShido]

And you vibratos to cellphone mode!

[WoWSustenance]

.. Tourettes!

[bmwigger26]

srry my vibrator doesnt have cell phone mode just slow medium and fast

[50footflame]

4:07 to 4:13 LMAO!!!!

[Alucardracula13]

this is good quality for a self-recorded concert video

[melgibsonswonderpet]

"Is that the bible?"

[kingtrillzest]

why u talk about the chinese awesommmmme hopefully this is

[kingtrillzest]

why u talk about the chinese awesommmmme

[TheSingingSwimmer4]

four people can't put their phones on vibrate.

[TheDebatingAggie]

@TheSingingSwimmer4 or their vibrators on cell phone mode

[ElectronicLego]

It's Gnome Chompski..... he's is, in fact, a Lawn Gnome.

.

[emiluhoo]

how akward is it for those 2 dislikes eh?

[AltairShadow]

And just look at what Bieber has done to Bo's hair's reputation. To be honest, If Bieber started going around dressed like Abraham Lincoln, I would be a little upset with Lincoln. It's hate by association. Regardless, just take the joke and move on. :)

[SupaSteezy]

I love how he acts like he doesn't wet panties with a glance.

[letsbegaytomorrow]

my names max...

[AltairShadow]

I'm not even going to make a joke about his obsession with Chompski with a strap-on. I won't even point out his low self esteem. My problem is that his hair looks just a little too much like bieber. :p

[MentalSin2010]

@AltairShadow Bo Rocked that shit before Beiber was thought of

[SupaSteezy]

@AltairShadow You realize that if anything, Bieber's hair looks like his. He was popular before Bieber was even born.

[nygaardn1]

jeez you guys... chill out, turtlezilla was obviously just stating a fact, he didn't mean any harm. looks like there are some people pmsing all over the youtube comments.

[jest392]

wow! it took me waaay too long to get the hermaphrodite playing the keytar joke

[terrypercy]

Did you hear her say oh my go he's soo hot.

[solobaron]

lol, gnome chompski from l4d2...i rofled xD

[Disabomb]

@solobaron No... Noam Chomsky, the person.

[xIFORGOTTOPULLOUTx]

"cuz she woulda been yu kno....."

"what?"

"dead"

i love that random guy like "what?" lol

[SurprisinglyClever]

@turtlezilla7 if you meant it less elitist than it sounded, then i apologize. my pet peeve is people who act like only they "get it". like people who hate something when it becomes "mainstream"

[turtlezilla7]

@SurprisinglyClever Oh I see what your'e saying. Thats not how I meant it at all. I'm completely with you. I'm against the whole notion of disliking something just because a lot of people like it. Thanks for the apology.

[TheAboutLastNight]

you really can't just listen to his material once and get all of the jokes. truly amazing:)

[terrell5159]

when he said tourettes @ 3:03 I lost it haha XD

[PeaceLoveBatman17]

@terrell5159 i watch this over and over again and thats never not funny!!! :D

[iallwayswin0100]

literally every line has a funny joke. i wonder how many people got the "take a viagra and slap em' with a little miss direction" it has nothing to do with the song its cus you think he'll say erection and then says missdirection he miss directs you but it still rys which is funny

[dfkmoqw]

@iallwayswin0100 which is in itself a misdirection. he's too clever ugh

[kylethenerd]

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

[Soldarix666]

i am growing really annoyed at people who feel the need to comment on a video like this one stating shit that they said in it. We get it. We all watched the video. We all heard.

[jesselesnik9]

lol "So i call him... whad up jamal? . . . even though his name is steve"

[toolundertow96]

6:25 ..." Is that the bible?"

what a fuckin moron haha

[purpleloser7]

@toolundertow96 "is that the bible?" haha this ties in with turtlezilla7 too... his audience doesnt understand what hes saying... at least a lot of his younger female audience, who just listen to him because hes hot and can rhyme. nothing against taht, but theres just so much more.

[ZigZag1808]

Girl#1 "hes so hot.."

Girl#2 "omg its bo burnham..."

Bo burnham "thank you"

I thought that was funny LOL :D

[SlickWilly74]

I <3 BO BURHHAM

[timothydavidpower]

@Dymetex

i think you'll find 51 thousand people don't really care that much big guy

[Dymetex]

"Because the wife divorced me, which proportionally forced me to lose all sense of self. So its nice to think about hand dyers and not that cheating whore." So almost 51k views later and no one has pointed out...the it is SUBCONSCIOUSLY no Proportionally...

[AltairShadow]

@Dymetex I think nobody really reads the subtitles. No0bs. You're right though, it should say SUBCONCIOUSLY instead of PROPORTIONATLY.

[amhoyhoy]

He is teaching all of the women at this show how life really should be

[SwitchLiteRave]

"I have a cousin -EIGHTEEN- still believes in gay marriage!"

LMFAO

[AwshomeneshShquared]

Did anyone else hear the girl say "I'll fuck you" at 4:21?

[PushyLittleKid]

@AwshomeneshShquared Yeah, probably a smelly pirate hooker.

[ACEitachi96]

@AwshomeneshShquared lol i bet that ho was serious

[XJustAwesomeX]

@AwshomeneshShquared ahah XD i hear it xD

[217612n]

@AwshomeneshShquared  holy shit! now i did

[creepindead]

4:06 best part!

[GummiBear483]

2 people obviously don't know what's funny

[soccergurl496]

he is sooo FUNNY!

[Judg3m3nt]

As for the coma part of the lyrics, he says solipsistic coma, and solipsism is the belief that you are the only real thing in existence and that everything else is a figment of your imagination. Essentially the peak of egotistical thinking...but yea you missed the word solipsistic...hope that helps.