Today at School

[bamafb77563]

"that one hits a dick! pfffssht! another one hits the dick"

[MikeTehV]

hello surface!

[imbetterthanyourmom]

aaaaaaaaaaaaah <3 amazing *_____* <3

[TruHawaiiGurlz]

Omg I almost believed u until the cops part(: hahaha

[meganelectric]

This video never gets old hahaha

"BAD O'clock" xD

[imbetterthanyourmom]

all those sound affects O: i'm amazed!! and totally in love <3

[becca0LOST]

no matter how many times i watch this i still laugh

[hessowittle]

I can't explain what this video does for me. It's amazing.

[CieloAltisima]

First video i watched by you....been addicted ever since <3

[no1austenfanatic]

Just to clear shit up for everyone who hasn't the respect to learn about the accents of other nations before claiming this bloke's nationality, he is from New Zealand. Neeew Zeeealaaand. Sweet as. Ka Kite.

[FrankTiffy]

what. no zombies? 

[hotbubziie]

whats the voice , aussie , newzealand , british ? :)

[thatlionlookshungry]

@hotbubziie Kiwi :)

[hotbubziie]

@thatlionlookshungry,

nice :)

[ticklemeelmo8P]

"hello surface..."

nice Yoda voice.

[MissMercutio]

This was the first time I saw you and it's been love ever since.

[porcupineblues]

this is my fav video of his

[thesecretme07]

still my favourite video!!

[granskare]

so, 2 days of school finished, day 3 should be usual, right?

[irishdemp594]

You're a freaking wonder.

[lorenblack13]

3.36 is my favourite haha, this gets me everytime.

[11melonhead]

...what....the....hell....

[allxforthebest]

god i love this video

[lilyadelae]

youre my fave.

[CrissyIsMySlave]

EPIC!!!!!!! xD best video ever

[DahliaSinClaire95]

i hope i see him on the streets this summer! vacation in his land this summer!

[porcupineblues]

omg i love this and u r do cute

[l0serpants]

hahahahahaha

[bambooprice]

dude you r so cute

[xXvampygxX]

EPIC

[miche217]

i love this, makes me laugh every time

[miche217]

i love this <3

[englishaussiekiwi]

Yes, this video has been SO good to revisit!

[KitKatRaaawr]

I wonder what part of the story he starts lying hahahaha

[hessowittle]

I watch this when I'm sad. :')

[kateisnotonfire]

when he said 'hello surface' he sounded exactly like dr evil

[DemTricks]

Did this really happen ? aha

[ndskjflmfelkf]

Day 3 at school --- you walk through the school gates and because you only have one arm, you get raped by all the girls, because your so freakin' HOT.



[crstalitez]

wow lol i wish i had ur imagination :3

[livzndylz]

does ur mum know when ur lying????

[8isthemagicnumber]

this is what happens when british kids get high

[melodyabreu18]

@8isthemagicnumber HE'S A KIWIIII GOSH.

[Nativeboy0]

KEEP TAPPING 5 OVER AND OVER WHILE PLAYING THE VIDEO LMAO!

[0HeartScream0]

hahahaha :D that is really funny! xD Nice job how you stuck your arm out, looked at it, then put it back behind your back. Real smooth man, real smooth.

[0HeartScream0]

Hahahahaah! This is seriously funny man :D Plus...Not to sound weird or nothin, but you are really cute :)

[ajplump]

Keep pressing 7 while watching the video....

[tastyLollypops]

Don't you mean the cops came in with a taser and some pepper spray.lol

[aaronrushton1]

Johnny Depp based his captain Jack Sparrow character on this guy.

[AMpufnstuf]

this girl has no tits

[whatup917]

@AMpufnstuf this isn't a girl

[AMpufnstuf]

@whatup917 quit fucking with me, its a young british girl im positive look at the hair the tshirt and the arms

[whatup917]

@AMpufnstuf this isn't a girl!

he's not even british, and maybe he's just really skinny!

He is a dude, he lives in Australia. I'm not fucking with you.

[mikaylaaaah]

@whatup917 he lives in new zealand haha :)

[argbarb8]

your sound effects are rather amazing :P 

[serenaally]

HI your hot

[Haruhi4me]

LOL XD

[juiceandmuse123]

Kinda look like alex turner in some bizzare way...

[alleegargiulo]

i have no idea how he kept a straight face throughout this vid! o.0

[LuLuDee123]

great story :D

[EMABand1]

I am on my ass laughing right now! Hot damn!!! XD

[TheTemporaryTemp]

This never fails to amaze me. You should do standup

[MissLolgirl9991]

ur accents deadlii hu agrees =)

[TheClara4]

total legend.

[TheClara4]

total legend.

[typed41]

EWWWWW VOMITERS!

Hello surface.....

haha best bits!

What a babe.

[XBOREDX5]

you are HOTT na you accent is SEXY

your eyes make me melt

[claudiaibbotson]

hahahahahahahaha no shit this is the best and funniest video i've ever watched on youtube. you're simply amazing.

[XHarleyBennettX]

I love this videooo!! x haha

[c1ameron]

That was quite possibly the greatest story I've ever heard.

[LoveTheMoments1]

Best thing ever.....Btw cute accent

[YourMumsSequinHat]

'Look at me I'm tiny, I will get MOLESTED!'

[Frostpawwarrioran]

OMG THAT MUST HAVE BEEN AWESOME XD sweet story dudez

[ThatsBo1]

Best. Story. EVAR.

[marlisexd]

u look like swift from the side.

[1994Topgear]

laughing so hard @ this

[charlesjhey]

quite the imagination

[freakostar13]

all of this happened todya at school yet you've been living underground for months? :O woah.

[LaughItsGoodForYou]

This video never fails to amaze/entertain me. Top notch! Haha.

[TIGAHRAWR]

omfg you are awesomeee  !!!!

[dipsaucerose]

hes really pretty. this video should be more popular cuz its really funny

[98brunette]

"I got to school late ,a t like bad o'clock."

Haha, you are so not the only one who gets to school at bad o'clock.

Lets just say my first period teacher dosen't like me very well... XD

[LewizX90]

'DUDE you just blew of my Freakin' AHRM!'

[SaySimonSaid]

I got stoned last night and watched this. Turns out I wasn't buzzing out after all!

[Nazzaaa89]

Hahaa, I LOVE the sound effects...

They're so cool.

[hott2pink01]

haha love the sound effects

[SHIRELYQUESINB]

Find nice Asian beauties **lushfmlk.info**

[adrianachaos21]

haha i like your big imagination.

[whaaaat101]

I have watched this 10 times.. today

[TehBryananater]

ROFL

[whatsthepoint2010]

you sound like an australian/south african 

[BarbieGirls2116]

hahahah you are the cutest thing out.

[daltondallon]

Asian wives waiting  # lushfmlk.info #

[taysuffocation]

OMG you're so adorable!

[uhmqat]

3:37 is my favorite part of the entire video.

[rcticwofly]

crap

[Reitsumapanta]

lol! i love this video soo much!

[HateLoveApathetic]

i just stared at your eyes the whole time and your voice was like a random background music to me O_O <3

[lcoldii]

You are absolutely stunning =o <3

[toontownnews1]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THT IS HILARIOUS!

[maddieclarke1]

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[colorguardgurl24]

You don't know how often I say the term 'bad o clock'. Or actually sound out the word 'molested' when I use it in a conversation. haha, i always think of this video when i do!

[aladdinakathahair]

i want some of watever he's smokeing lol

[juiceandmuse123]

Hes like a hyper version of Alex Turner! ;)

[DarkMatterOfFantasys]

i do this every time i tell a story lol

[OlympiaGanga]

this is the best! :P

[tropical481]

Did you manage to meet the loch ness monster too.?

[cheeseandskittles]

i love this video. it cracks me up every time!

[TheSecretFreckle]

Woah! My first class is computing! :3

[domaiii]

this is really my favorite vid ever. i watch it every once in a while to cheer me up

[grimy89098]

lol "I was like, hello surface" XD man you're awesome

[PJProductions6]

"his brain was in my eye and i was like 'eww vomitous!' "

[notwhatyouthink]

OMG this is a-freaking-mazing

and I needed to watch it over because I couldn't stop staring at your eyes the first 205742305729t534 times

[skullsfreak14]

Aww I remember watching this long time ago, I miss you so flipping much !

[BrookeG48]

HAHAHA. 3:36

[hobbitchild08]

4:10 and.... Then... I woke up... And realized I was late for class. Lol.

[shesimperfect]

and before you knew it -looks at arm,hides it again- LMFAO.

[tinkywinkyify]

by the way, i love the way you say mental. that is all.

[tinkywinkyify]

please make more videos, i miss you immensly. you are legendary.

[TheGodzillaa]

soooo sweet : )))) den will ich haben :OOOOO ich liebe deine augen :D

[DareToDream3]

your hilarious! loved this video!

[xpeppsx]

lmfao love it

[80sMoo]

you are the cute young version of Ben Stiller! ;)

[whereisjohngalt]

"Look at me, I'm tiny, I will get mo-lestedd"

[alixaspwnsALL]

"And i was like.....ow"

[liveitupp81]

@alixaspwnsALL dude you just blew off my freakin' arm xD

[cj2cutie]

I love you.

[dancerpaigex]

OMFG!

i love you dude!

thios video is the best damn thing on youtube!

you legend!

[ChocolatteCharms]

and i started to believe you....>_>

[mrfennie]

Duuuuuuuuude fuckin incredible x,D

[DeadxBlackxWinter]

I hate when my teacher gets me into so much shit my arm gets chopped off and I get stuck in the sewers for months....Happens every year, dammit!

[lillybitten]

@DeadxBlackxWinter dude every day. every SINGLE DAY. sick of this.

[kocy33]

exactly that happened to me yesterday, but during mid of the events i got bored.

[BloodKissStreamer]

Funny story.

^^

[Fawkes786]

You are so adorable! 

[daniiiex]

He's cute, but not enough to keep my interest. I zoned out like halfway through.

[pixty1]

one work for ppl like u wow :D

[kathrynicgulmatico]

I love ur accent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ch0c0late321]

Anyone who disliked this vid is just jealous of your immense cuteness ;)

[reverse342]

hahaha!! ur so funny! 

[twilightfann1]

Wait, hold on!...the cops burst in!...wow, your such a rebel.

[twilightfann1]

Your accent is so sexy *drools*, Oh man yeah I just said thatxD

[Batmary21]

are you sure this happened? are you sure it wasn't a dream?

[MrsRainbowDayz]

FUNNY

[roskildef]

i miss you. make more videos..

[kristyykryptonite]

"... so that's bascially what i've been doing lately." LOL<3

[pearlycharm]

hahaha nice ;)

[MoveLikeThis]

hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa­aaa

:)

[SnoringPetewashere]

You have quite the imagination. This is the first video i've seen of yours and I most definitely subscribed to you.

This made me smile [:

[shazam15]

Haha. Bad O'clock.

[whippou]

you're so hot lol

[hyperhappihippie]

awwh x

[mosskan]

LMAO

U're too cute

Love the video ^_^

[TheAnonymousLovers]

i love how all the cute ones are nerds:)

[MissyJane96]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEO!!

[Diaz602]

FRED?

[binix13]

i will bail u out of jail!!! :D

[oddgirl1357]

Doughnuts and Skiddies!

[colorguardgurl24]

I used the term bad o clock in front of my friends, they think i'm friggin clever now :) will i tell them i got it from you? nope. :D

[jazeffect]

your my perfect guy. simple as that

[Jabberjabbergirl]

omg ur friggen amazing, and supa gorgeous, move to america and marry me? lol jk but seriously great vid =]

[CherryValincourt25]

Thank you for that. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. My face actually hurts now from smiling so much.

[hackebeil20]

"bollocks" - I love the British ;-)

[hellahellagnarnarnar]

@hackebeil20 he's not British.

He's from New Zealand.

[snaeroketahi]

nice imagination xD

[thehound120]

Haha

"Holy snap!?"

[Cyrumomselautfan]

I love your accent!!! Where are you from?? Oh and your vid was funny!

[stefanc93]

omg man this is amazing your accent ruls and the story is so good :D you should come england :D

[HeadbangingLegend]

Thumb's up if you're from NZ!!

[bananasandmayo]

stuff like thisis wat makes youtube soooo great lol

[silversmiles5]

omgg lol aweh

[CatastrophicButerfly]

I like orange peel.

[H3LLoTiFFY]

LOL "well look at me..I will get molested!"