Stanley Hainsworth, Chief Creative Officer of Tether, Inc. comes to KC

[lizcraigwriter]

I can't hear the audio, for some reason, but I can tell you five things I've learned from advertising (Hmm, that phrase, "learned from advertising," could be interpreted different ways.).

1.Being a loud barker for Oxy-Clean AND a coke addict can kill you.

2. The Old Spice hunk can do my outgoing voicemail message.

3. Aqua Velva is a traditionpassed down from father to son.

4. When you do drugs, your brain turns into two eggs.

5. The word "Hemorrhoid" shouldn't be sung in a TV jingle.