Maria Bamford

[BluTrilobite]

I love Maria but what with the Harpo hair? :^o

[sptfgpn]

She's slurring a lot.

[TAMYCRON]

I guess...

[VLOGSPHERE]

Pop quiz, what comic gave her the nickname The Bammer? Anyone?

[mrwesdaddy]

@VLOGSPHERE I thought I read that Patton Oswalt did.

[ThePedrosanta]

Oh,maria is so goode,yum,yum's.

[Fungorrr]

still the only female comedian who genuinely makes me laugh. man she's cool.

[perpetualmiss]

maria is my hero..uh..in. yeah thank you duluth!

[blackwraith17]

Was the whole "God is a 13 story wizard who never lets me win" a reference to something?

It was funny, but I don't get it.

[dontillman]

@blackwraith17 Just her imagination. : ) It's based on a idea that God is a cosmic killjoy... which I don't agree with, that said she still makes it funny!

[Rhademanthus]

Why does she look so old in this one? I mean, she's still hot, but nonetheless!

[blahmeblahblahblah]

@Rhademanthus I agree. Hair style & lighting can do a lot to the way a person looks.

[d0ug]

holy crap! she's actually ventrilo-quizing! <3 maria

[riegirrl]

i luv her so much but she always messes up that star wars bit

you can tell shes a child of the 70s/80s because she goes back to the original three when its actually from

Star Wars Episode I : Phantom Menace

[graaar]

She's really underappreciated. I look up to her so much.

[Enuvrack]

She reminds me of myself before my confidence boost when I started high school.

[djphatd]

you mean your ego boost

[saandymichael]

nice hair cut...-.- think shes great though

[ueberaffe]

She's one of the greats.

[fangirl8392]

God, I love Maria so much. She's seriously one of my favorite comics ever.

[vidmanx0]

Cool...this was at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. I remember Maria won 'Best in Festival' which was a pretty incredible achievement. At least the aussies must appreciate smart comedians!

[PoisonedLaughter]

"Okay, that's not God; that's Return of the Jedi"

XD

I love her so much

[davidhilton]

brilliant!

[lalalachachacha0123]

what leads to anger??

[leighbo29]

Fear

[foccha]

her impression of her mum reminded me of my nonna especially when she said "she's looks great now, she's in her sixties"

Love this stand-up.

[Doogalloonni333]

This very crazy-sexy lady

Really gets me going. I can't

stop watching/listening.

I think I may be in love with her...

I guess I'm crazy tooOooOoooooo.

[mullettime228]

i want her voices. shes sooo funny

[piratelove38]

hahaha that jesus joke KILLS me!

[piratelove38]

i love Bam Bam.

[foccha]

OMG I can compare her mum to my grandparents cuz they go on about people i dont know and care about

[ArchibaldClumpy]

What a wonderful woman.

[yuhsin24]

I noticed no one laughed about the sebaceous cyst. This adds to my belief that Australians are dumbfucks. Yes, nevermind the argument that some consider Americans dumber. Australia is an isolated hole packed to the rafters with dull, narrow minded drunks.

I'm Australian, btw.

[kahblamo]

Self deprecation at work... nice!?

You're wrong, btw.

[samadriel]

No, he's right, although not so much on the cyst thing...

I was hoping someone would have a clip of this gig, it's my favourite gig of hers that I've seen.

[thrillkillkitten]

well sweetheart, why don't you start out by going and educating yourself huh??? FUCKWIT.

[lalalachachacha0123]

yeah but you're pobably Asian who should go back to China because who dont deserve to be here flat nose. The Best way to blind you, would be to use a shoelace....

[yuhsin24]

Funny, white people don't deserve to be here either. They stole the country off the natives.

You're right about the Asian stereotypes. That still doesn't change the fact your cranium has more alcohol than brain cells. Best way to kill you off would be to throw a lit match at your head...

[lalalachachacha0123]

the natives are called Aborigninals, we share the land with them (even tho it took a while to get it like that), brain cells are INSIDE the head not OUTSIDE so the worst it would do would burn my hair, and where are the statistics that white people are all drunks? at least when drunk we can still drive a car better than you. The smartest people on the earth uh? your stupid race cant even work two pedals and a sterring wheel properly...

[afteq]

much to learn you have. Australia is still a very racist country towards the abos. because they're lazy twats who get money for doing nothing

[lalalachachacha0123]

You are obviously British, only dickheads say words like 'twat'...and if you think Australia is racist, England is no Gold Medal Winner when it comes to be friendly to one another. Question: If you hate our country, why do you intend on living here?

PS-I never said Australians werent racist, but we're still better than we once were

[afteq]

study up next time.. I'm Australian. and those "dickheads" happen to have bought you pile of shit country to the civilised world.. but I didn't expect anything from you.. you're like 98% of yanks. ignorant, pretentious repititous and extremely dull. also I happen to know that americans have adopted the word 'twat' having seen it in many movies show etc.

[lalalachachacha0123]

'happen to have bought you pile of shit country to the civilised world' - a dickhead and cant spell. 98% American! WTF! Australia isnt made up of 98% of Americans! WTF wrong with you? I dont really know what that has to do with anything really. And I have never, ever ever heard the word TWAT in a movie or on TV- EVER! What the hell is wrong with you...how bout you study up next time biach

[afteq]

yeah that was my fault. mean't to write UK either way the comment still applies

[lalalachachacha0123]

well still, now days 98% isnt UK. people from asian countries take a big chunk of the percentage now. If you hate this country why live in it? If you had even the slightest bit of sense, you would go to other countries and then you'd realise this country is probably the best to live in

[afteq]

and I'm pretty sure I was talking about USA not Aust.. as I live here .......... please stop messaging me.

[afteq]

I saw a great bumber sticker on a truckies train. it read. *picture of our fair nation* don't like it, leave it. this applies here

[lalalachachacha0123]

you say you're both genders? WTF!

[afteq]

huh?

[lalalachachacha0123]

on your account profile, you say you're both genders. what are you a Hermaphrodite ??

[afteq]

and no, it works on the assumption that I would be.. it's called word play.

[lalalachachacha0123]

but I dont get it....You're a bit of both?

[afteq]

you're beggining to exploit the fact that I don't care.

[lucillek85]

speak for yourself. people who stereotype in the way you have just done are the true 'dumbfucks'. Perhaps people people didn't laugh that much at the joke cause it wasn't that laugh-out-loud funny.

signed a smart Aussie.

[oRUNBABYRUNo]

Oh my gosh, she's a ventriloquist, too! Is there anything she CAN'T do?

[tvnumb]

Yeah that was f*ing brilliant. Wow.

[Sakananechan]

omg, haha, funny as hell, even if the wuality did suck

[getxyourxgun]

I've noticed she stands almost completely still when she does comedy..

Oh, and it is Bamford.

Just to clarify

xD

[45sig220]

"yea, he turns the other cheek ... to grab another can of whoop ass"

[amberandmegan]

it's bramford

[amberandmegan]

nevermind, it's bamford.

[myspaceisgreat]

thats NOT her real voice, it definitely isnt that high or anythin glike that. its..just normal..it was really weird hearing her speak normally!! the vid of her talking normally is "maria bamford riffing"

[tvnumb]

Dude, she's doing the voice when she's riffing. The high voice is her voice - she just loves doing the "regular woman" thing.

[HarvestMoonAddict]

Oh, God I love her. xD This is a great performance.

[syouth78]

She uses that voice in every interview I've seen. It wouldn't even be that weird if it weren't for her personality.

[missbecky5678]

shes so funny i wounder wats her real voice xD

[d983394]

her naration voice is her real voice

[theultimateninja]

haha i've wondered that also. they're all nice i though i guess ha

[Kroenen117]

i wonder too...its gotta be the girly young voice...hahah that serious buisness woman voice is sexy!

[JamesOhGoodie]

"i believe in God, i just believe he's a 13 story tall wizard who lives in a dark mountain AND NEVER LETS ME WIN."

[Numb3rsmaniac]

"he only turns the other cheek to get another can of whoopass!!" awesome!!

[12345random67890]

"How did that go together Mummy?"

I love this woman! She's so awesome!

[knifeofspaghetti]

Her mom is hilarious. I would like to lock her in a cage and listen to her commentary on her situation; "I don't think it's right locking me in here like an animal, you haven't fed me in 3 days, and did you have an interior designer decorate your basement, because this looks nice!"

[SmileHotStuff]

haha

[riegirrl]

that was said in episode I not episode VI

and she is great but i wish this was her real voice (her real voice is actually much lower like in her impression of her "talent manager")

[greasegunx]

wrong, oh so very wrong. the real voice you hear is her real voice. the talent manager voice is just one of her reportoire of put-on voices.

[riegirrl]

if you look up videos of her doing personal interviews her voice is lower. go look for yourself. (its a little disappointing)

[greasegunx]

wrong again, i've seen her numerous interviews, and her voice is just like that.

[riegirrl]

weird... she must go back and forth then... tricky girl =D

[pfctjd]

Maria is great! She is one of the best!

[zzyzxrdtimestwoagain]

holy fuck

i love this bitch

[Yanni75]

turn the other cheek, to open a can of whoopass! lol

[belch1221]

BAM! I love you Maria.