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  • I hope that when we do have a quick look back at some of our best bits that this clip is in it.

  • Goody was a ghastly vile inbred feral trash British woman (SLAG!): free with sexual favours; convicted thief; uneducated; died from HPV (probably AIDS that was covered up) which was contracted from frequent unprotected sex and infestations obtained while working as a low class street prostitute together with performing oral sex on TV. Also a welfare parasite with BASTARD children and a convicted criminal drug dealing one armed lesbian mother & minor abuser convicted RAPIST PAEDO husband

  • The thing about this segment is that Brooker really is guilty of hypocrisy. Not only is he feeding on and perpetuating the media's obsession with Goody, but he's also attacking the 'hate mail' people for expressing the same kinds of thoughts he is expressing in this video. I think there's value in turning a mirror on the public in this way but he can't claim to be above the sorts of things he's complaining about.

  • yeah cause she's the first person to have died of cancer

  • Goody was a ghastly vile inbred feral trash British woman (SLAG!): free with sexual favours; convicted thief; uneducated; racist; died from HPV (probably AIDS that was covered up) which was contracted from frequent unprotected sex and infestations obtained while working as a low class street prostitute together with performing oral sex on TV. Also a welfare parasite with BASTARD children and a convicted criminal drug dealing one armed lesbian mother & minor abuser convicted RAPIST PAEDO husband

  • @audreyapardoe You really need to get a life. Ur sick.

  • @Farfallavlinder I do have a life thank you a very comfortable one - do you have a problem in understanding the truth? Every word I have written below about the wretched goody whore is true!

  • @audreyapardoe Seriously, what do you think you're achieving by that rant?You think the few people reading these comments give a fuck about your opinions? Do you think you're changing anything? You just come across as a hate filled arsehole with a screw loose. Get a fucking grip

  • SLAG goody & the despicable drug dealing one armed lesbian benefit fraudster mother were born swimming in SHIT & instead of taking the legitimate route out chose to walk the streets dripping of it, spreading the evil & stink of the gutter everywhere. Now this filth has passed the baton on to another piece of vermin. TRULY WRETCHED, EVIL, DISGUSTING & VILE. Before too long they will be scraping the remains of CONVICTED PAEDOPHILE RAPIST TWEED into a body bag. He’s bound to OD on something soon!

  • The can would be made so that there is 50% chance of leakage.

  • @kingharris22 Actually it's just a thought experiment to show the paradox of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. It's to do with particles actually existing in several places at once, and also not existing there. You'd have to be doing physics at least into first year of uni to truly understand it. I know I don't.

  • @DumbFish1 Actually, it's even more specific than that. The Superposition principle concerns two particles which have recently interracted resulting in a change of state; the theory is that when a particle changes state, there is a brief moment when it occupies both states. As Richard Feynman said; "If you think you understand quantum mechanics; you don't understand quantum mechanics."

  • @DrChalkwithering Wait...Have I just found some intellect on the internet?

    My faith in humanity has been restored!

  • @TheOnComingStorm121 Let's not go throwing around unfounded accusations.

  • @DrChalkwithering Concidering most comments on Youtube consist of "OMFG TIS IS FAKE N GAY LOLOLOL"...I find when someone actually talks about something thought provoking I get a nice fuzzy feeling in my stomache. 

  • Charlie Brooker is spot on about the media... I love the bit during 3.45 about "journalist" Carole Malone - "HAVING BERATED JADE FOR 200 YEARS IN HER SHIT AND NASTY NEWSPAPER COLUMNS... SUDDENLY SHE WAS CONDUCTING SYMPATHETIC INTERVIEWS WITH HER".....Spot on spot on

  • why? why is anyone buying any of that shite? even the 'actual news' papers are a fucking waste of money.

  • @megooleebits, saw it, and some of his views on the media in this can also be linked the view in the programme.

  • at the end he says stuff about making the prime minister to an humiliating act to win something....black mirror anyone?

  • Razor sharp analysis from Brooker once again.

  • She really was a fat ugly cow.

  • this was awful, it really was

  • And who is this "Shrodringer" of which he speaks?

  • @apeswithhobbies lol, Schrödinger.

  • @KingOfTheKill10001

    I've tried the experiment several times and I'm telling you the cat dies!(OK I used a hand grenade instead of poison but the principal is basically the same!)

  • I don't understand how the public were going " racist bitch" one second and "heroine" the next. Either the public is fucking two faced, or they have the memory of a goldfish. Maybe both.

  • News and the press are only after good copy. If Charlie Brooker was to be boss of any media we could have a more balanced view. Even if it seems cruel it was a fair appraisal of media coverage and sometimes, like the saying goes, sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

  • FINALLY someone else who thinks Rod Liddle is a cunt!

    I felt so alone for so long.

  • what the expirement called again serwgerians cat? is that right?

  • @davidofchinkov41 Schrodinger's cat. Personally I just think he didn't like cats. :P

  • People really don't get the point of this clip, do they? Hint: It's not actually about Jade Goody, it's about the news.

  • It looks like a bit was cut out at about 3:10. Does anybody know what it was?

  • @JediSlayer22 There was an awful headline on the front of the News of the World with a picture of Jade in obvious distress saying "Jade: 'I'm going to die'". It's almost impossible to find on the net now, like it's been erased from history.

  • I'd love to see Charlie Brooker Screenswipe, "The Walking Dead." That would be interesting since he himself produced the Channel 4 miniseries, "Dead Set."

  • good riddance!

  • What sad is that the cervical cancer could've been easily treated if she didn't ignore all the letters and appointments she had. She felt that being on telly just for the sake of being on telly was more important.

  • she was a non issue that was used and abused to push the highly toxic gardasil vaccine to teenage girls barely out of puberty.

  • This type of coverage is very much akin to the sort of coverage Amy Winehouse's death received.

  • MI5 JADE GIBSON

  • does anyone know the song in the background that starts at 2:30? would be v. helpful, thanks

  • What's the music that plays towards the end?

  • 05:48 "The all-mighty human arse cheek Darren Lyons" lol

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  • A saint and a princess?

    She was just a moron who was made famous by a load of other morons

    I do standup comedy and im quite proud in knowing that im the first person to take the piss about her after she's died. she was pointless

  • @Dhammond5 I think you might have missed Mr Brooker's point a bit there

  • @alipmcg

    I didn't mention anything about Charlie's point. I understand that his point was about the media coverage on Jade and not actually about Jade

  • @Dhammond5 I hadn't realized that stand up comedy was a race to make a popular opinion.

    I hate things that make me upset. Can I open for you?

  • @LetsGetFizical

    Its not a race, its about the fact that everybody else seems too scared to make jokes about her

  • @Dhammond5

    Christ. Is that the rule? If a human being is deemed pointless by you it's fine to laugh at their death?

  • @jhmills1

    Never said anything about rules, I'll makes jokes about anyone to anyone. What did she do though that made her deserving of her fame?

    Millions of people worldwide die everyday from cancer, Aids and so many other diseases that have done so much more good than she ever did or would of done but where's there media about it all?

  • @Dhammond5

    That's not really the point. You're boasting about how you were the first (which you almost certainly weren't) to make fun of her after she died. It's just not really something to brag about, being quick on the mark to say something unpleasant. You're complaining about the media coverage on Jade Goody? Not exactly her fault is it.

  • @jhmills1

    She didnt do anything to try and stop it, she was someone that craved the media attention.

  • @Dhammond5 err yeah.. well done... you're a true comedy pioneer......

  • Awesome, LBP music =)

  • lol she's dead.

  • is this comedy? I prefer John Stewart.

  • @IncognitoShhh ... urm, thanks for that piece of information. I feel enlightened

  • @IncognitoShhh Charlie is hilarious but at times he becomes serious just to show what is wrong with the media.

  • bald cunt

  • Amazing how Brooker linked the whole thing back to cognitive dissonance and Schrodinger's cat! I feel amused and at the same time enlightened! Wow.

  • It's amazing that someone sat there editing her photo to give her retrospective cancer lmfao. I've worked in shit places like that where they use your photoshop talent for evil, fucking sucks.

  • I reckon she should be resurrected, then we can kill her again! the turncoat whore

  • i cant believe charlie held back - i was warming up to a right jade-bashing session and he backed down into a turtle neck like my cock this morning

  • @bradnaldinho greatest comment ever on you tube

  • As always, a simply brilliant analysis by Mr. Brooker, AND, stateside, everything he said about the media and their day late, dollar short reactions can be said about Michael Jackson, because the exact thing happened to him after he passed.

  • Justin Bieber is gay.

  • i may be a right wing lunatic but......what the fuck has communism got to do with jade goody?

  • 'Smirky Mc-Chuckle tits!' She didn't do so well either, her boyfriend was so disgusted by her part in it that he dumped her as soon as she left the house.

  • His smartest piece by a long straw. I've thought this since seeing it.

  • The depressing part of this story is that her son will get a better education than most children ever will despite the fact that he is probably an idiot(Stupidity is mainly genetic).

  • He's usually so angry & mean (& fuckin' hilarious.) Yet here he is being kind about a person who most people found insufferable. (Not to sound kissarsey but) God I love Charlie...

  • 5:12 "six policemen killed in shooting near gaddafi stadium in lahore, pakistan" SIX!

    and they're worried about a dumb, spoilt, celebrity knob-end.....jesus fucking christ.

    excuse me while i kill myself.

  • @electricrevelations - your excused.

  • @electricrevelations - to quote dirty harry - "well do it at home"

  • @electricrevelations Although I agree that celebrities aren't news, I think, with that comment, you're looking for the gallery of hate, it's just down the corridor, first left....

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  • @electricrevelations Are you trying to say that somehow we're not allowed to find poignancy in anything so long as other horrific things are happening in the world? I suspect the subtleties of what Brooker is saying have gone way over your head. This clip isn't so much about Goody herself (although I still think she came to a tragic end) but the media circus that rose sickeningly up around her death.

  • @jennieWren01

    I found Jade Goody a bit irritating but cancer is cruel and(apart from the likes of genocidal dictators)nobody deserves that!

    Charlie is bang on about the nauseating media coverage!

  • I remember the day she died. I fucking celebrated it so I did.

  • @BigHairyMarty314 ...what.

  • Ah yes, Jade Goody: Tabloid Cancer, in every respect of the phrase.

  • Christ, I was constantly nodding in agreement with him as I watched this. Well said

  • @MrAndisHughes no S.

    and sure it does.

  • This is one of the best nine-and-a-half minutes of television I have ever seen, I think.

  • 2:04 look at the size of those lips

  • I would love to watch brooker and bill hicks interview bush and Blair

  • @TheDrunkenTrooper that would be amazing!!!

  • 'It's refreshing to see such spite' lol

  • type giftyoutube in url for special screen!

  • this world is SO FUCKED UP.

  • Mr Brooker should do a show with Jon Stewart. 

  • Again, Charlie's right. Also, Carole Malone is a cunt

  • Smirky McChuckletits! Pretty much describes all daft little glamour models/wannabes, eh?

  • Develsadvocate there talking about a deceased mother of two.

    Oh my god I haven't laughed so hard in months!

  • Almighty human arsecheek xD

  • I've nothing positive to say about Jade Goody and we're all gonna die some day, so why hypocritically single her out as some sort of media martyr?

  • Charlie hits the nail on the head as usual. Brilliant

  • Did Jane Goody become the English Michael Jackson? I've never even heard of her before.

  • @Explosiveelm No she did not. What does this have to do with jacko? Doont tell me the press drove them to thier deaths.

  • @toweronepower According to this video, people hated her, and then she got a terminal illness and died. Suddenly everyone loves her. Just like Michael Jackson.

  • @Explosiveelm I dont like Jade or Jacko

  • @toweronepower I don't really know who Jade is, but as for Jackson, that makes two of us.

  • @Explosiveelm Jacko died in part because of Americas profit driven healthcare system.

  • @toweronepower I agree with single payer, but this isn't really about the system. The fact is he had a prescription drug fetish.

  • @Explosiveelm

    nah shes nothing like Michael Jackson

    Jade was a pointless fucker who got a huge sob story because she got cancer, what about all the other people in the world that get cancer and achieve things in life

    MJ was a musical LEGEND no matter what he did in life thats what he should be remembered for

  • @Explosiveelm

    But why rememba him for all that, especially when NOTHING was proven

    You cant say that he wasnt a musical legend when you take all of his awards that he won and the records he broke and put it next to whatever shit you listen to

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  • @Dhammond5 That's a load of crap. Michael Jackson was a child molesting freak who dangled his baby over a balcony. Fuck his musical career.

  • 1:23 i wont too see a much more attractive woman dressed like that

  • "I've tried to think about something clever to say about Rod Liddle, but he just comes across as a cunt."

    Truer words never spoken.

  • @zionravescene although to be fair to Brooker, he did try to say something witty about someone named after a German discount supermarket chain.

  • The hate and venom here is unreal. Regardless of her life in the public eye, Goody was a mother and we should consider her two young sons now without their mum. Brooker is very right on this issue.

  • @irondonkeyuk Did you know her? Did Jade Goody hate fuck your dog with a car-iron? If not, how can you hate someone you never knew?

  • lol how did you pull konnie huq??!

  • @Eurafrican Really? I would lol.

  • @Eurafrican He's witty, honest and incredibly intelligent, I myself find myself drawn to him.

  • @Eurafrican

    Because he's awesome

  • @Eurafrican Because he's f*cking awesome that's how!

    Looks aren't the be all and end all.

  • I'm a paperboy, and I can honestly say though the months of her tragic times, I was sick to death of seeing her face.

    She's a nice person, yeah, but seeing the same person on EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PAPER FOR THREE MONTHS was a little annoying. Thankfully the other half of the papers had a story about a cat stealing socks, so it wasn't too bad.

  • "How important to Jade was it, that they had a very happy day packed full of special memories?".

    What kind of a question is that? No, she wanted them to have a lousy day packed full of trauma they'd hope to forget.

  • That's true, Rod Liddle is a cunt

  • he just spells out the mainstream media for the absolute shit that it is

  • @rickrenny Do you enjoy yon 'Jordanian' ?

  • Funny, meaningful and actually genuinely moving. Well done, Charlie.

  • couldn't care less about jade or any other 'celeb' that these shit mags try and shove down our throats. Sad about the cancer and al, but that's what I would say about anyone.

  • this may sound cruel, and im sure i'll get the thumbs down, but:

    jade goody was a complete fucking mong.

  • @thepissflap amen to that

  • @thepissflap Plus 29 comments...Seems you're not the only one.xD

  • @thepissflap How wrong you were.

  • @thepissflap 51 thumbs up!

  • @thepissflap the point of this segment isn't to big-up Jade Goody it's just to make the point that whether you found her annoying or not as celebrity you must not forget that she's a real person with a family and kids and it is a a terrible thing for her too be dead.

  • @255ad she was a complete mong. i stand by my statement.

  • @thepissflap she was a human being. I stand by my statement

  • @thepissflap my point is that she was human being, and stand by that statement

  • @255ad so was adolf hitler. hahah

  • @thepissflap and general moa 

  • @thepissflap

    Suprise Godwin's law, everyone! The dehumanising effect of someone being the most famous genocidial maniac in human history is totally equal to someone being a celebrity who was a bit dim.

  • @Geothesponge111 dim AND a complete mong.. dont forget that part..

  • @thepissflap You are completely, sincerely, and undeniably correct.

  • @thepissflap if it's true it's true, dead or not!

  • @thepissflap *shakes your hand*

  • @thepissflap She could sing, though. If nothing else, she could do a could country-western singer impression.

  • @thepissflap I almost pissed myself laughing when i saw how many thumbs up you got for that. Here's another

  • @thepissflap i like how you got over 200 likes :P

  • My cousin disowned me for a comment I made about Jade Goody around the time off her death.

  • @Webbula my family disowned me about have sex with Jade Goody after the time off her death.

  • On more than one occasion Charlie has highlighted the awful Danielle Lloyd's comments. I also believed she had been the most overtly racist of the 3 and got away with a lot compared to Jade and even Jo to extents. Whilst Jade disappointed and angered me with playground bully behaviour, i never felt any of her misguided anger towards Shilpa was to do with race. A lot of the time it seemed there was a class divide. An excellent analysis of surreal media coverage. Welldone Charlie.

  • Charlie is a fucking legend!!

  • methinks this xda1807 has an axe to grind?

    "I feel so sorry for the neighbours!"

    Maybe you are the neighbours?!

  • @xda1807 Seriously? Wow. What terrible event has happened in your life that's made you feel the need to spout mindless, vile hatred about a dead young woman whom, I'm assuming, you've never actually met?

    Seek help.

  • It's flabbergasting.

    Give a news company the right to have a monopoly so that Tabloid crap doesn't appear, and it devolves into bias.

    Multi-buisness-ize it and this bloody happens.

  • i love this guy but he wrote tons about Goody when she was alive, it's a bit wretched of him not to acknowledge it.

  • Flat faced cyborg! haha! love it!

  • Wow. Someone needs to calm down. I mean, I've never been a fan of hers, but there's a line between expressing a genuine dislike for someone and just spouting bile...

  • I feel so sorry for the neighbours! First they have repulsive feral trash filth like the vile STD riddled whore Goody with an uncouth racist pig mouth and Tweed with convictions for violent assault against minors and RAPE screeching abuse. Now they have the obnoxious one armed poisonous parasite lesbian mother with convictions for drug dealing (formally living in a squat but still on state Welfare benefit of course). It must be worse than having Myra Hindley or Rosemary West living in the area!

  • Hmm. Okay. Going down the bile route, I see. That's fine. Just watch your blood pressure, kay? I hate to think of you getting so angry that you burst a vein or something. Your eloquence and skillful use of caps lock will be sorely missed...

  • @xda1807

    'It's refreshing to see such spite'

  • @xda1807 Wow, what do you do to cheer yourself up, torturing the neighbourhood pets to death? People have a right to their opinion however hateful, but when you are too stupid to string five words together without contradicting yourself, it makes me laugh. "VILE LOW CLASS RACIST PROSTITUTE" It is obvious