Is it possible that aliens fixed my hair? Yes it is! That is why I use VitaE hair spray, sold only at Sally Beauty supply. S-a-l-l-y stands for Space Aliens Landing....and I forgot the rest of it. But anyway VitaE is code for Vita Extra-terrestrial. With Vita meaning Life in Latin (an ancient language) so we are talking about the Life of Ancient Extra-Terrestrials. Is it possible Bigfoot told me all about this? Yes. I swear this is true.
When I go to the store, the door automatically opens when I walk near it, and I think it might be the cause of some sort of alien technology. THOUSANDS of years ago, aliens gifted this advanced secret to the natives of ancient Egypt. There, they used it to allow the pyramid builders to transport enormous masses of stone blocks through the doors of the pyramids, without ever having to move the enormous stone doors. It isn't a new invention, it was just FORGOTTEN KNOWLEDGE, gifted to us by them.
Better names for this video include: "Ron Paul is a Nazi" "Ron Paul is racist" "Ron Paul would destroy this country" "Ron Paul will drop dead any day now" "Ron Paul accepts donations from the KKK" "Ron Paul is a fraud" "People think Ron Paul is a douche bag" "Ron Paul buys slaves" "Ron Paul accomplished nothing during his 11 terms in congress and couldn't even manage a dinky newsletter but now he wants to be president" "Ron Paul is a failure"
i bow to his brilliance and supreme knowledge..this man has the outmost capability of deciphering aliens and manipulating ancient consciousness with his mind that we minions wouldn't even be capably of handling with hands. I incline to you Lord Tsouk for bringing once again fate within the realm with these mystical words.
@maalbe987 Lol yes i have seen that retardation. But ask yourself.. Why would a grown man watch a show for 5 year olds? Girls are one thing. But seriously??? Good lord
@tokorev747777 Conveniently, I recently made a playlist of videos explaining the mass appeal of the show. youtube(dot)com(slash)playlist?list=PL117228C9D447BD9C
"Listen, you may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat. You may have killed her when you hit her with a stool, i don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I'll tell you what REALLY could have killed her. ALIENS.
@lardlizard Issue is that its highly likely alien life exists, even if its bacteria-like, just not ones that contact us. The sheer number of stars and galaxies in the universe make it hard to believe 1 little planet is it.
You see that ancient cave picture? Looks like an alien suit with a light bulb. Therefore aliens gave electricity to the Egyptians. BRB while I phone the History Channel with my groundbreaking discovery.
@soniquefus it was something about in the ancient times that the women got pregnant without having sex (basically artificial insemination long before that method was developed). so then came the famous words...
Yeah I saw this one yesterday now... I like the AAT... well some of it anyway, I noticed they didn't explain how or why the one "god" or "ET" turned into a swan to seduce that lady.
I totally believe ETs have been around and that our ancestors saw them and maybe even interacted with them, but I'm not really sold on them breeding with us.
@atheistworstenemy I have no idea, maybe we were more advanced in the past than we think, but that doesn't make a lot of sense either.
What amazes me is simply the construction projects that took place in our past. Some of them would genuinely be difficult today. That, and that alone for me, tells me something isn't right.
This shit is just propaganda for the NWO (New World Order). Opening our minds to the possibility that aliens have been here and do exist so that when the time comes the Gov. busts out their toys. People are going to think we're being attacked by aliens due to the advanced technology the Gov. has secretly kept from the publics eye.
@PVPwarcraftologist Ah yes somebody else brainwashed by the illuminati conspiracy theory videos all over youtube making you think that everything is illuminati sure I believe in them but I don't think that everything is illuminati like eminem or rihanna
"Aliens did it". Just as correct as "God did it". I feel bad for all those poor archeologists who have the answer but I guess reality is just too boring for a history channel.
WOW GREEKS ARE ALIENS!!! :D
jadaswarklar 17 hours ago
He's of dubious authority in the scientific community. So why are we listening to his logic?
ALIENS!
Trashcansam123 2 days ago
Is my hair dumb? Yes, it is!
PaulSquares 2 days ago
Is my tan fake? Yes it is!
JOKERSFREAK 3 days ago
Related videos: NO
Skiply 1 week ago
this is what youtube was designed for
maxter1060 2 weeks ago 3
Ancient Aliens in a nutshell.
YoshiTheBlue 2 weeks ago
Must be aliens......
kb1234567898 2 weeks ago
Ron Paul 2012? Yes, it is!
jene7007 2 weeks ago 3
My hair just became worse...
Is such a thing possible???
Yeeees... it is!!!
SamuelJoaodaSuica 3 weeks ago
Is justin bieber a gay alien? YES IT IS!
StarkResilient 3 weeks ago
Ron Paul 2012? Much crazier
NewMargaritaville 3 weeks ago
he actually looks like joey tribbiani , the same look on joey when he say : how you doin ?
khalidalfares2 3 weeks ago
He has a degree in sports information...clearly this man knows about aliens
EpicBeard815 3 weeks ago
@EpicBeard815 Sports Information degree = knowledge about ancient Mayan basketball = intergalactic hoop = aliens
PharodWormhair 1 week ago
is there any chance of justin bieber being masculine at al?
giorgio a. tsoukalos: yes it i... definitively no
xirvin92 3 weeks ago
0:04 he looks like David Mitchell with weird hair.
Parkerkun 3 weeks ago
Aliens
sebaswildboy 3 weeks ago
he's just happy to be talking to someone
flashfan2 1 month ago
Is it possible that aliens fixed my hair? Yes it is! That is why I use VitaE hair spray, sold only at Sally Beauty supply. S-a-l-l-y stands for Space Aliens Landing....and I forgot the rest of it. But anyway VitaE is code for Vita Extra-terrestrial. With Vita meaning Life in Latin (an ancient language) so we are talking about the Life of Ancient Extra-Terrestrials. Is it possible Bigfoot told me all about this? Yes. I swear this is true.
cgbdfb52 1 month ago
I wish he would at least change suits once in a while.
cgbdfb52 1 month ago
@cgbdfb52 He has a magical suit that doesn't need to be washed. Actually, it's not magical. It was created by aliens.
pockuinator 1 month ago
@pockuinator assonauts suits
Magorockero 1 month ago
Is it possible that my hair looks stupid? Yes, it is!
AllenArt64 1 month ago
RON PAUL!
chhipzahoy 1 month ago
Is the washing done, dear? Yes it is.
MrFunkehMonkeh 1 month ago 18
Is such a thing even possible ?
- 0:04 !
885aleksa 1 month ago
When I go to the store, the door automatically opens when I walk near it, and I think it might be the cause of some sort of alien technology. THOUSANDS of years ago, aliens gifted this advanced secret to the natives of ancient Egypt. There, they used it to allow the pyramid builders to transport enormous masses of stone blocks through the doors of the pyramids, without ever having to move the enormous stone doors. It isn't a new invention, it was just FORGOTTEN KNOWLEDGE, gifted to us by them.
TehBoe 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
GoldGreenleaf 1 month ago
Is a clip getting cut off before the end of a quote even possible? Yes it i-
DShadow 1 month ago 9
Yes it i...
Hylgar 1 month ago
Ron Paul sucks
lilksweezy 1 month ago
@lilksweezy
Go vote for Obama you little globalist.
mercanaries3 1 month ago
@mercanaries3 LOL. Believe me, I will
lilksweezy 1 month ago
@lilksweezy
I bet you didn't even know that he did not veto SOPA or PIPA and he voted for the NDAA
Sounds like a loser president who slacks off and signs executive orders to put Americans in prison camps for no reason...
remember how he said he would end the wars? hahahaha T________T
mercanaries3 1 month ago
is hie haircut even possible? yes it is!
diazv17 1 month ago
i used to be an adventurer like you, but then Aliens.
inflames200 1 month ago
Now i know allot of people make fun of this guy. But i think he is awesome!
tokorev747777 1 month ago 5
if earth was invaded by aliens.This guy is our savior
htirah100 1 month ago
i bow to his brilliance and supreme knowledge..this man has the outmost capability of deciphering aliens and manipulating ancient consciousness with his mind that we minions wouldn't even be capably of handling with hands. I incline to you Lord Tsouk for bringing once again fate within the realm with these mystical words.
ukraina95 1 month ago 46
@ukraina95 I didnt understand some words. So the message was put here by
asser-terrestrials
Yaguacho 1 month ago
@ukraina95 either a troll or suffer from severe mental retaradation.
TheBloodyAxes 1 month ago
@ukraina95 Wow
galesx95 1 week ago
You convinced me!
nordicpower88 1 month ago
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tokorev747777 1 month ago
Aliens
notevaghusstar 1 month ago
@notevaghusstar I'm not saying that you mean Aliens... But Aliens.
GetenGeten 1 month ago
Simpsons did it. I mean aliens.
skillzorz101 1 month ago
@AlcoholicSemenStain Aliens.
SNIPERSHEEPDOG 1 month ago
If ancient aliens didnt exist, then how did they build everything?
AlcoholicSemenStain 1 month ago 5
Is such a thing even probable?
Not really.
DarkPieman 1 month ago
JAJAJAJ FUCKING FUNNY
Zeta439 1 month ago
Pulgar arriba si Taringa te trajo aqui!
zirstoren 1 month ago 3
Finding the video where he says "aliens".
Is such a thing possible?
No, seriously, where is it?
Sum1MustGetHurt 1 month ago
*ALIENS*
arrowbroom115 1 month ago
Is such a thing even possible?
Yes it is.
The reason?
Aliens.
purplesodapop 1 month ago 6
im not saying aliens are possible, but aliens are possible
iGod47 1 month ago
ha ha I watched this in Snow Flake effect.
ZeldaFoxEars 2 months ago
First I was like "Aliens..."
But then I was like "ALIENS!"
PancakesoftheLove 2 months ago
Do you know what the T stands for in "Model T"?
ALIENS
MegaExistentialism 2 months ago
How is it possible?
Aliens.
CAJames902 2 months ago
Is a comment like this even possible? Yeeees, it is.
whamases 2 months ago
Grown up men that watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Is such a thing even possible? Yes it is!
LeJourDuJugement 2 months ago 69
@LeJourDuJugement "Cough" Pedos "Cough" lol
tokorev747777 2 months ago
@tokorev747777 You ignorant douche.
maalbe987 2 months ago
@maalbe987 I make fun of your show for 5 year old girls and you are calling me a douche?
tokorev747777 1 month ago
@tokorev747777 Yes.
maalbe987 1 month ago
@maalbe987 Ahh. Ok then grow the fuck up
tokorev747777 1 month ago
@tokorev747777 And you should stop being such a closed-minded idiot about a show you've probably never seen.
maalbe987 1 month ago
@maalbe987 I should stop being so closed minded? Maybe i actually.... Grow up lol
tokorev747777 1 month ago
@tokorev747777 You have no right to have an opinion of a show I at this point assume you've never seen.
maalbe987 1 month ago
@maalbe987 Lol yes i have seen that retardation. But ask yourself.. Why would a grown man watch a show for 5 year olds? Girls are one thing. But seriously??? Good lord
tokorev747777 1 month ago
@tokorev747777 Conveniently, I recently made a playlist of videos explaining the mass appeal of the show. youtube(dot)com(slash)playlist?list=PL117228C9D447BD9C
maalbe987 1 month ago
@tokorev747777 Actually I'll just PM you the link.
maalbe987 1 month ago
@LeJourDuJugement And the world is better for it.
maalbe987 2 months ago
@LeJourDuJugement MLP swag
forgogtle 4 weeks ago
@LeJourDuJugement Brony for the fucking win
pssst.
Obama 2012
>can't wait for the shit strom
itachi999987 2 weeks ago
@itachi999987 RON PAUL 2012 :D
BuffaloTPU 1 week ago
@BuffaloTPU SEEMS LEGIT :D
itachi999987 1 week ago
9GAG !!
ezry91 2 months ago
Epic!!!
kalaslsl 2 months ago
When I clicked thought the top comment would be: "Aliens!" :P
DennisTheCaveman 2 months ago
Is RON PAUL even possible? YES IT IS!
LETS GO TO IOWA
kirby4d 2 months ago
video should be 1 second longer....
ThaBlackSoldier56 2 months ago 6
Can some one please tell me what was said in the show right before this?
TutTutOpenSesame 2 months ago
"Listen, you may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat. You may have killed her when you hit her with a stool, i don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I'll tell you what REALLY could have killed her. ALIENS.
cashwat210 2 months ago
Giorgy Boy is a special kinda guy. You gotta give him that.
JaximusDecimus1 2 months ago
I used to believe it was possible, but then a took a ufo in the knee
cashwat210 2 months ago 7
is it wrong if i want his hair so i can gor rubbing it on carpets and become electro
TheKcyankees 2 months ago
Video doesn't have 3rd second? ALIENS! O_O
VashtaNeradaDeGeso 2 months ago 4
@lardlizard Issue is that its highly likely alien life exists, even if its bacteria-like, just not ones that contact us. The sheer number of stars and galaxies in the universe make it hard to believe 1 little planet is it.
Antisyzygy 2 months ago
You see that ancient cave picture? Looks like an alien suit with a light bulb. Therefore aliens gave electricity to the Egyptians. BRB while I phone the History Channel with my groundbreaking discovery.
theyWantedblood 2 months ago 5
Ron Paul winning the election? Aliens.
hungryhungrymetroid 2 months ago 3
Love that this is from a Ron Paul fan.
speculawyer 2 months ago
such a thing is not even possible. but on aliens it is.
100PercentJoseph 2 months ago
Plausible
idontknowshutup65 2 months ago
YES IT I...
where's the S? :/
DainiuZMania 2 months ago
@DainiuZMania
Aliens...
realmorrowind3 2 months ago
Mount Rushmore. Guzton Borglum or...... ALIENS
Trashcansam123 2 months ago
.gif
baaaaaa123 3 months ago
Is cutting of the ends of videos even possible? Yes it i-
TheIncredibleD1701 3 months ago 8
@TheIncredibleD1701 HAHAHA! YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!
AshyMishyMashy 2 months ago
Why am I a meme? ALIENS
raoorz 3 months ago
Yes it i-
LegendOfNikkonolasco 3 months ago
Is such a thing even possible?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
MrFunkehMonkeh 3 months ago 93
video cuts off too soon. Aliens.
naradaadam 3 months ago
How could America win the War of Independence?
Aliens.....
HeavyDude69 3 months ago
I saw one of the history channel dvd's on sale.
ALIENS
Keannenth 3 months ago
please reupload this with the full "is" added.
The1CamBo 3 months ago 9
FUCKING ALIENS DID IT
SporeFan01234 3 months ago
"is such a thing even possible?"
"NOPE, Chuck Testa!"
djehuty13 3 months ago
"Is a hair like mine even possible? Yes it is!"
XTR0T 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 177
@XTR0T way to rip off my comment pal
westboarder 1 month ago
Why do people suck at cropping video. HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL THAT YOU IDIOTS ALWAYS CUT OFF THE LAST PART OF THE WORD.
mychokehold 3 months ago
@mychokehold YouTube cuts videos off a fraction of a second earlier. I've had this happen myself.
SiGhast 3 months ago
IMPOSSIBRU
no1w8s4me 3 months ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
avatar based on a true story
bna0001 3 months ago
The Simpsons hasn't been funny in over five years, why does it keep getting renewed for more seasons?
YELLOW ALIENS!
Amishboy1223 3 months ago
if evolution dosent exist, and Adam and eve were white, why are there black people?
.....Black Aliens... :|
hustla8907 3 months ago 8
To be honest, most ground breaking theorists are thought to be crazy at first. How do we know it isn't the case with this guy?
InAWorldOfLies 3 months ago
@InAWorldOfLies cause the ancient alien theory has so many holes in it, it should be called the swiss cheese theory.
PhantomLord 3 months ago
English is not his first language, he wants always to pronounce clearly and slowly
FromAgen 3 months ago
Giorgio, I am disappoint.
carterproductions 3 months ago
What the fuck is funny about this?
luanswan2002 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Tide goes in, Tide goes out. You can't explain that.
AllieKatTwoTen 3 months ago
Doesnt want to know, Therefore God.
Nathanielhillis 3 months ago
well....you exist...
rodlongevil 3 months ago
coming up next it's Behind the Blow: The Giorgio Tsoukalos Story
what exactly is there behind the blow? Aliens.
ParrryHottter 3 months ago
Giorgio: Is such a thing even possible?
Me: Hmm i really dou-
Giorgio: Yes it is! Me:
ಠ_ಠ
MrFendaPlaya 3 months ago 3
If Aliens don't exist, how do you explain I have a show called Ancient Aliens?
Medalion 3 months ago 219
@Medalion
Aliens.
PowerfulZombie 3 months ago
@Medalion Aliens really exist man, in America they often have a funny mutsache and drink tequila.
Xenom44 2 months ago
@Xenom44
So they become Danny Trejo?
Abazigal 2 months ago
@Medalion Aliens
Thedudewiththepiano 2 months ago
@Medalion Because Aliens
903harman 2 months ago
@Medalion therefore humans
EternalCrappyKid 2 months ago
SUCH CHARISMA
Kryptnyt 3 months ago
first time when i saw this guy i thought that he is a comedian
Hristozovvv 3 months ago
Im not sayin i'm an Alien, I'm saying I'm an Alien.
OhmgrownCron 3 months ago
"Is such a fthing even possible? Yes it i-"
DIGItalColourMedia 3 months ago
what specifically was he talking about here BTW?
soniquefus 4 months ago
@soniquefus it was something about in the ancient times that the women got pregnant without having sex (basically artificial insemination long before that method was developed). so then came the famous words...
slimjamie1991 3 months ago
@slimjamie1991
Yeah I saw this one yesterday now... I like the AAT... well some of it anyway, I noticed they didn't explain how or why the one "god" or "ET" turned into a swan to seduce that lady.
I totally believe ETs have been around and that our ancestors saw them and maybe even interacted with them, but I'm not really sold on them breeding with us.
soniquefus 3 months ago in playlist Liked
@XPsychoBurgundyX
I see your MLP FiM reference =D
soniquefus 4 months ago
Is such a thing even possible? Yes it i...
MyLittleTurnip 4 months ago
''Is such a thing even possible? Yes i...'''
007super6 4 months ago
I'm not saying im a phaggot. but im a phaggot
wait wut
BlackPhoenix623 4 months ago
4 dislikes, therefore ALIENS!!!
PacMonster146 4 months ago
Giorgio Tsoukalos is an alien, and he's trolling us......hard
DjDrfreeman 4 months ago 6
@DjDrfreeman epic
poopmcscoopface 4 months ago
i pictured how he would say it perfectly in the .gif
Scownage 4 months ago
forehead? more like fivehead.
DiabloMercy 4 months ago
Aliens built his hair fo sho
Medalion 4 months ago
It was quite epic
beboer213 4 months ago
Nice vid
beboer213 4 months ago
DAT HAIR. I want it
blinkers88 4 months ago
I don't know, therefore GOD.
vinsong 4 months ago
Damn that's sexy AND intelligent
HardcoreAssKickinWiZ 4 months ago
O isn't this vid about getting to high level of ten?
BritRock93 4 months ago
1. I don't know the answer to this question
2. Aliens did it!
3. ?????
4 PROFIT!!!!!!!!
GoldenCenturion 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This guy might be good in Alien stuff, but he tries to hard to look smart like Einstein with that funky hair..
THEHUNK8 4 months ago
I would have the confidence to say things like him if my hair also jetted out 50 feet in the air.
Vanceray222 4 months ago
This is quite possibly the best 4 seconds of sound, on the entire internet.
CUNTENFUCKER 4 months ago
Let's just say this, maybe it was aliens, maybe it wasn't, but something does not add up.
UnknownXV 4 months ago
@UnknownXV like? I think that's just because shows like this present things in a questionable manner. It's like conspiracy theories...
....then again, a ton of people who are going to watch this video believe in that BS, so I shouldn't go any further.
atheistworstenemy 4 months ago
@atheistworstenemy I have no idea, maybe we were more advanced in the past than we think, but that doesn't make a lot of sense either.
What amazes me is simply the construction projects that took place in our past. Some of them would genuinely be difficult today. That, and that alone for me, tells me something isn't right.
UnknownXV 4 months ago
This shit is just propaganda for the NWO (New World Order). Opening our minds to the possibility that aliens have been here and do exist so that when the time comes the Gov. busts out their toys. People are going to think we're being attacked by aliens due to the advanced technology the Gov. has secretly kept from the publics eye.
PVPwarcraftologist 4 months ago
@PVPwarcraftologist Ah yes somebody else brainwashed by the illuminati conspiracy theory videos all over youtube making you think that everything is illuminati sure I believe in them but I don't think that everything is illuminati like eminem or rihanna
shamdy56 4 months ago
Erasers makes writing disappear
Aliens
tjeller702 4 months ago
You couldn't have waited another half-second to cut the clip?
scottw182 4 months ago
wow hes hot
mmawrestlereg 4 months ago
At my school, literally half the conversations we have end in either this or Bill O'Reily's tides argument.
shiningbeans 4 months ago
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE "T" IN MODEL-T STANDS FOR?
ALIENS...
BdMdrFckr 4 months ago 70
"Aliens did it". Just as correct as "God did it". I feel bad for all those poor archeologists who have the answer but I guess reality is just too boring for a history channel.
thefatecontrol 4 months ago