Handsomeman: Psst, hey little boy get into my car and i'll take you home. Littleboy:Okay! Ugly cop: NO!!! He's a wanted child molester! Handsomeman: Oh no! it's a stranger! Quickly, get in the car i'll save from him! Littleboy: Okay! cop: But there's his wanted poster over there! Wanted poster reads : WANTED Handsome Man for multipule accounts of child molestation and abduction. Infromation leading to arrest $10,000. Littleboy: You are not getting me! Car door slams. Car speeds away. No!!
YESSS! Mike I am so happy that I can now link to this instead of luring people to my living room to watch my beautiful bootleg! I am going to pimp this so hard once I overcome this crippling case of laziness. (Matt and I have said "Get into his car" a billionty times.)
be sure to let his kids know that there little strangers in the making and dont ever give them water if their thirsty! LOL holy shit im diiiein!!! goood stuff right here. goooooood stuuuuuff!!!!
The sandyman is your friend he has a nice smile
imthatguy4011 6 months ago
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That stragner wants to rape me.
TheElijahGarcia 8 months ago
That was amazing. I feel so informed now.
sourjin 11 months ago
Handsomeman: Psst, hey little boy get into my car and i'll take you home. Littleboy:Okay! Ugly cop: NO!!! He's a wanted child molester! Handsomeman: Oh no! it's a stranger! Quickly, get in the car i'll save from him! Littleboy: Okay! cop: But there's his wanted poster over there! Wanted poster reads : WANTED Handsome Man for multipule accounts of child molestation and abduction. Infromation leading to arrest $10,000. Littleboy: You are not getting me! Car door slams. Car speeds away. No!!
224flamer 11 months ago
Are you the handsome man?
oscarX 1 year ago
I just posted it to fb
scgeant 1 year ago
If i get rape by a female i'm gonna pretend i'm not enjoying it :3
Jumppig2 1 year ago
No dislikes. Damn right.
mew10t 1 year ago
pick your scabs for you lol
KWmontague 1 year ago
lol
snooflecake 1 year ago
i like this, its very tim and ericesque
666ff7wtf 1 year ago
YESSS! Mike I am so happy that I can now link to this instead of luring people to my living room to watch my beautiful bootleg! I am going to pimp this so hard once I overcome this crippling case of laziness. (Matt and I have said "Get into his car" a billionty times.)
jonanak 1 year ago
how does this have fewer than 1,000,000 views?
MadVacolyte 1 year ago
@MadVacolyte Share it, man, and thanks!!
MikeLMayfield 1 year ago
Now I know. And knowing is half the battle.
Suntr0 1 year ago 7
be sure to let his kids know that there little strangers in the making and dont ever give them water if their thirsty! LOL holy shit im diiiein!!! goood stuff right here. goooooood stuuuuuff!!!!
travism420 1 year ago 2
mommy, i'm scared...
xis10ce 1 year ago
lol scream and run away she wants to rape you
MKTV77 1 year ago
Sir, I really love your work. "Scobby Doo" even! I was hooked when I watched Mike's Party.
thePlasticNinja 1 year ago
rofl
kkdakat 1 year ago
I better go tell my childrens 'boot this right away!
NavesRegg 1 year ago
too funny
MrConundrum2020 1 year ago